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Autopsy of an Options Murder

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I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

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I needed this today

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Autopsy of an Options Murder

2000 IQ

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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Listen, get educated, and get involved.

I'm buying what you're selling

An amazing showing.

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The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.

I'm in this with you.

I'm catching the vibration

There's probably a lot more guys who like small boobs than girls who like small dicks

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That's a little funny

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Nobody else in the history of this endeavor has taken more time...

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Set self apart

For Posterity: The post that got me permanently banned 🙃

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I needed this today

Tip of my hat to you

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Social media will become uncool in the next 5 years

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Sound cards?

Gamestonks!

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Soon after getting margin call

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Add my power to yours.

Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

Americans of Reddit, what are your thoughts on Roe v Wade being overturned by SCOTUS as per draft reports?

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I'm in this with you.

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

A sense of impending doom

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wait, what

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I Paid $817.96 for a Share…in December.

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A golden splash of respect

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

For an especially amazing showing.

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I'm in this with you.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

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Work at Lowe’s, and noticed over the past few years the company has begun making a lot of horrible decisions. Surprise surprise, hello BCG

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And it’ll be taxed at a lower rate than actual work

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Store clerk using flame thrower to fight off robbers.

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God on Twitter

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I'm in this with you.

Can't stop seeing stars

*Lowers face into palm*

Cutting a live wire

A sense of impending doom

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The four horsemen of being a "One-Man Army" in their respective games:

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Jerkin it with Gherkinit S17e10 Daily DD and Charting 741 3.2.22

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I needed this today

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Phil Hartman as “Vicky, the tour guide” in So I married an Axe Murderer. A comedic masterpiece.

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