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AITA for judging a couple who came into the restaurant I work in???

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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

To pay respects.

Are you being serious right now?

Email from extremely abusive ex... Get ready for a wild ride brought to you by bipolar + meth...

Found these in my message requests tonight.

AITA for making a sexual joke to my sisters friend

Lord Daniel, the cat food is not for you.

I know you found my Reddit too you fkn stalker. Leave me alone. Texts from January and Instagram messages from last week, story in comments since he can’t understand no.

Not an upvote, not a downvote, just an in-the-middle sidevote.

Nice guy energy off the fucking charts

Oh yes, every account and most girls.

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If anyone remembers a screenshot I posted of my friend’s date freaking out because she had to cancel their second date to take care of me after I got out of a psych hold, here are some more text ss’s she sent me for your……viewing pleasure?

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

*Lowers face into palm*

AITA for telling my little sister that I would pretend like she isn’t my sister and that she doesn’t exist once she enters the same high school as me?

Are you being serious right now?

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*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

ARGH!

RangerBeard rages about COVID, his accomplishments, and disparages the military service of women.

Okay! See you in court then.

I just got this message completely out of nowhere.

Add my power to yours.

AITA for telling my brother and his boyfriend to stop misleading people with their wedding rings when they're not actually married ?

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

*Lowers face into palm*

You deserve a smooch

Losing value fast.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Are you being serious right now?

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Freetalk Friday

Turtle pushing another turtle off a log

Instagram is such a strange place

Borrowing books = leading men on (after he called me a bitch I blocked him on WhatsApp, so he sent me an SMS)

When you’re no longer the baby of the family

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

My crazy ex randomly showed up to my parents house after being broken up for over two years to try to invest in my sisters weed business. Only truly wants me to find happiness because he’s so happy now. Ended up getting trespassed from their property showed back up a month later and got arrested.

Love how he didn’t stop when I told him my ‘age’ but this turned him off…

I tried to make a friend in my program

For an especially amazing showing.

My ex after I told him to go find someone else to be his back-up option for attention

Tell me you're a creep without telling me you're a creep.

For an especially amazing showing.

“It’s what my apartment smells like as a whole”

“It’s what my apartment smells like as a whole”

Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.

*Lowers face into palm*

Hi Its Me!

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