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AITA for judging a couple who came into the restaurant I work in???

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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

To pay respects.

Are you being serious right now?

Oh yes, every account and most girls.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

AITA for telling my little sister that I would pretend like she isn’t my sister and that she doesn’t exist once she enters the same high school as me?

Are you being serious right now?

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*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

ARGH!

AITA for telling my brother and his boyfriend to stop misleading people with their wedding rings when they're not actually married ?

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

*Lowers face into palm*

You deserve a smooch

Losing value fast.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Are you being serious right now?

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Freetalk Friday

When you’re no longer the baby of the family

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

I tried to make a friend in my program

For an especially amazing showing.

Tell me you're a creep without telling me you're a creep.

For an especially amazing showing.

“It’s what my apartment smells like as a whole”

Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.

*Lowers face into palm*