Thank you, Ted.

'Mutant Vampire'

Will this blow your mind?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

How much did those VIP seats cost?

Hope to make it to the other side.

Shower them with laughs

They're not hiding anymore...

A glowing commendation for all to see

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

What’s in his butt?

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Do you?