T O P

Fuck this

Women on other dating apps be like: "if we match don't be boring or just say hi" women on bumble:

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Self-checkout...

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Lottery

You take the small wins when doing cosmetic plano

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Looking for my kids….

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug

Yo, what the hell is this 2% back EB on your purchase? This is so pathetic lmao

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Guilt

I’m out bitches

Done after 8 months

When you’re in your 40s and decide to clean out some old boxes in your basement and run into a few familiar faces…

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug