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AndrewPollockAntos

Danced her right across the rainbow bridge


Sirkaill

I mean not a bad way to go out...


Cryptic_Stone

Yeah definitely. Haha and the interview lady with penis ears! Lol come on


Staubsaubaer

I just realiized she was wearing those and apologizing for the incident. I guess she was still in shock and forgot to take them off, satirically funny.


Sad_Ambassador_2575

some of the best comedy is unintentional!


fozziwoo

SATIRE


Sirkaill

Lol I had to go back and look, I didn't even notice those, good eye lol.


Punegune

I gotta get those for my wife. The penis ears :)


att_hype

Disable Fan's Dreams Comes true


delicategayflower

Adriana always doing the most for her fans


SovietSunrise

I couldn't see the actress very well, was it Adriana Cecchi?


I-collect-dick-pics

dude, every relative I've had in a nursing home like that is basically begging to die by that stage, it's honestly probably the best they can hope for at that point don't know why people point at shit like this like there's a problem. If they enjoy it and the strippers are up for it, fucking why not


apollomoonstar

Because everyone (especially the adult children) assumes once your old you should be treated like a child all over again. It's sad. I always felt bad, as a CNA, seeing the way their kids would come and talk to them and treat them like they're children.


musiccman2020

Death by dick


BAGP0I

Lol rainbow bridge... I thought that's for pets


MotherBathroom666

Norse mythology has a rainbow bridge if I’m not mistaken, considering this woman was fighting for her right to party she should have no problem being granted entry into Valhalla.


ChicagoDibs

It's what she would have wanted


ivanvanrio

I don't see anyone having a bad time in this video so for me it's a YES I hope I die like this.


drapparappa

For real. It’s likely the most pleasure these people have had in years. We’re all going to die. Death by lap dance is definitely at the top of the list for me.


Retro_Super_Future

That’s exactly why I’m trying heroin for my 70th birthday lol. I’m pretty sure I won’t care that much by then


No-Foundation6593

70 isnt that old my guy


Lahmung

depends on the person imo, some people don't age good enough to make it even past 60, either bcs of bad habits or genetics.


StandLess6417

My MIL is 63 and on deaths doorstep due to bad habits (being sedentary, horrible diet, smoking, benzos). Old is subjective.


SuccessfulBroccoli68

Also removing the financial burden to my family. Funeral is a sunk cost, so you get to save 30 years of hospice.


swordhawk7

Just donate your body to science or to a medical school and then they won't even have to pay for a funeral.


xombae

I'm an escort and having a dude die under me (or worse, on top of me) is one of my greatest fears.


drapparappa

You’d take killer pussy to a whole other level


hairballcouture

New marketing slogan!


Confuseasfuck

Understandble, tbh. Im pretty sure you would be suspect number 1


Christopher_Aeneadas

That would mean you win at escorting. This assumes you make sure to get paid up front. If you have to dig through a dead guy's wallet that's no win.


InvisaBlah

I always assumed escorts and sex workers take payment upfront. Dont want to get stiffed once the post nut clarity kicks in.


xombae

Yep, I take a 20% deposit upon booking that's only refundable if they cancel with more than 24 hours notice, and then I collect the rest within five minutes of walking in the door. Cash Up Front is like, the very first commandment in the sex worker Bible.


curalt

„How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?“ „In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock“


marriedacarrot

My grandpa said he wanted to die "At 100 years old, while making love." He and my grandma are 93 years old now, so there's still time!


PotBoozeNKink

That sounds horrifying for your grandma lol


marriedacarrot

Lol. With any luck they'll kick the bucket at the same time.


Latter-Cattle7788

All they really want is to cum and go together.


the-author-0

Oh this one is definitely getting saved 💀💀


ScatpackZ31

Tsk tsk, to shreds you say? And his wife?


PotBoozeNKink

to shreds you say?


MouthFullOfCake

I thought the same qoute


Csbbk4

the “ripe” age of 80


JohnBubbaloo

When I am 80 in a lodge and given the choice to watch exotic dancing or to have arts and crafts hour, I would pick the dancers every single time.


Curlytomato

Nope, the only people having a bad time are the ones doing the laundry the next day.


rainbow_bro_bot

I'm sure the staff at OAP homes are used to dealing with all manners of bodily fluids anyway.


superrober

Well i suppose its no fun for the strippers neither , to be in some way responsable for the death of someone lol


Curlytomato

A joke I remembered. Sex worker decided to drum up some business and went to an old folks home. She sat on an old man's lap and whispered in his ear " Would you like some super sex ? ". To which he replied "I'll have the soup"


Psycho_Linguist

An old man sees a prostitute and asks "How much for a little fun ?". The working girl notices the man's advanced age and asks "How old are you ?". The man proudly answers "I'm 87 !". She scoffs and tells him "You've had your fun !" The old man responds ""Okay ... How much do I owe you ?


AgentSilentCat

Except the lady who had a heart attack.


ShieldsCW

Decent way to go out. Better that than alone in a bed of your own filth.


badalchemist85

I hope I have Death by Lapdance on my death certificate one day


goofytigre

Death by Snu Snu would be a great death certificate entry, too!


Captain_Saftey

Also the strippers who just watched someone die because of their stripping


PotBoozeNKink

That woman was undoubtedly having a bad fuckin time at the end lmfao, idk what you've heard but heart attacks aren't fun, regardless of what causes it


Complete-Grab-5963

Also she had a medical emergency and the strippers not only stopped what they were doing to provide care but also got her an ambulance Her chance of survival was much higher thanks to the strippers


green_speak

Idk imagine being the stripper just trying to do your job and this happens.


PotBoozeNKink

Yeah people here are really trying to downplay a fuckin heart attack


dtomater

Read that as happenis.


caniuserealname

Seriously though, whats the alternative here? Treat people like they're too fragile to enjoy life and it defeats the purpose of keeping them alive.


Savings-Wishbone-454

For me this would be in the yesyesyesYES category


ElJayBe3

Dunno that dancer that lowered her to the ground didn’t look like he wasn’t having a great time.


PotBoozeNKink

I doubt she was having a great time either at the end. But hey! Apparently a heart attack is the best way to go...


KingVolsung

Anyone know what she was saying in the second half of the video?


edufettermann

she apologizes for organizing the erotic party for the older adults, saying she only wanted them to have some fun


ChatahuchiHuchiKuchi

While wearing fuzzy dick headband


Puta_Poderosa

That was my favorite part like it’s so sad about that lady and she’s making an apology video but…still wearing the dick band


mawesome4ever

Plot twist, she’s still with the dancers


cleverdylanrefrence

Ngl, I hope I die wearing a fuzzy dick headband


horrescoblue

That will be your ghost outfit forever then, nice!


Joeysballskin

Is the old woman okay? I was waiting to hear “muerte”


dmml

The woman at the end says it was the biggest scare of her life and she wants people to voice their opinions on the situation. That makes me think she didn't die.


AFineDayForScience

If she did die, it wasn't the strippers that killed her, it was her heart. The strippers were just the final straw...


Komatoasty

[All the heart understands is violence.](https://youtu.be/IfWm4COyV0o)


iluvios

So, a final straw from a stripper 😆


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KommHoerAuf420

yup. Had to work in an retirement home some weeks ago. There are people who just wait for their death by laying in an bed or doing the same activity til they have to lay in the bed. Something like this would bring some life into these pre graveyards, although the pateints where i had to work were probably older than the folk shown in the vid.


ICantGoOnIWillGoOn

I worked in a nursing home for a short period. Old people are horny as fuck, they love this shit. The woman having a heart attack is sad but that's just cause she had a bad heart. Probably too much physical activity for her rather than her excitement.


shadeOfAwave

How exactly is this her fault lol? She shouldn't feel responsible at all for this


DannyAye

Maybe she will bring them to an amusement park next


NoTime4LuvDrJones

And if there’s any survivors after the roller coasters they take ‘em straight to a haunted house


boredonymous

To be fair, these folks didn't have too much to look forward to. I get the tragic apology and yes, it is a well meant one, but at the same time... Imagine having heart problems in your late 70s. You have two options: moderate discomfort for up to 15 more years and you're already in your 70s... or you get to have a lean, cut, youngin's goodie bag in your face followed by short but intense pain, and then it's *all* over??


zeke235

How was that old lady gonna die instead? Over a cup of jello? In a shit ass old folks home bed? No. If she died, at least she was surrounded by a bunch of prime dick!


Leopatra75

Hey everyone how you doing my name is Nadia Cartagena, and I want to say that today I organized an erotic party for our Seniors and I had the biggest scare of my life because I didn't expect what was going to happen and I'm very sorry about it, I just wanted them to have some fun and I really wasn't expecting the situation, I want you to hear your opinions on the matter.


7billionpeepsalready

Gracias


ListenToThatSound

de nada


PaintAfter

The gist is she just wanted to give the old timers a good experience without expecting this but what do her viewers think


NarcolepticNarwhall

I don’t know but her crying and wearing that hat makes me think she’s about to do a line of coke offscreen


DarklyDrawn

That hat was a pink bunny-eared hairband ‘cock n balls’ lol This has to be a skit


WhatsATrouserSnake

Something something fiesta, something something mucho, something something muerto. = party, very much, dead


InjuryPlayful

I think she was asking for advice on how to remove her pink bunny ears since she has to attend a funeral and that would be inappropriate.


islippedonmybeans

Yeah fluffy dongs don't scream geez I'm sorry bout your nanna!


__garlic__

I see you speak about as much Spanish as me!


grubbin-pkmn

She actually doesn’t say muerto, not sure where you got that from (fluent Spanish speaker here)


NotThatMichaelScott

They’re old not dead.


StonedMason85

Well, except that one woman that died. Edit: after reading more into the comments here, it seems I read a comment from someone who had mistranslated, and apparently this woman didn’t die. I apologise for the spreading of misinformation.


TartarusOfHades

Potentially. We don’t know that, she had a heart attack on camera but very well could have recovered. Unless I scroll a little further and find an obituary link


MeppaTheWaterbearer

Even so. Seems like a decent way to go


iluvios

She didn't die. I think from what I saw the paramedics do, not even a heart attack (I worked a red cross volunteer many years and saw a lot) I the second half of the video the girl says "it was a big scare". No one died! :)


fathertime979

Had an old woman say this to me while I was out helping my own geriatric grandmother. Weird moment for sure. But idk. I'm a relatively alt looking dude. Long black hair and some piercings. It was nice seeing an old woman who WASNT the classical judgmental type.


ratonmax

“Hi everyone, my name’s Nadia Cartagena. And I wanted to tell you that today I threw an erotic party for the elderly, and had the worst scare of my life bc I didn’t expect what happened. I’m truly sorry, I only wanted them to have a fun time, but I never expected this. So I want you to give me your opinion about this” - if anyone’s wondering what she’s saying.


tangmang14

Can't believe the number of "she dead" and "OLD PEOPLE THINK ABOUT SEX TOO" comments I had to see before I could find the fucking translation


ElegantPeanutSuit

I mean, the tragic ending aside, it was a noble cause


Y0u_stupid_cunt

>tragic ending Was it? I hope to die old and happy.


iluvios

Not a tragic ending imo. Shit happens. And no body could predict this. Is not like they were drinking and doing coke in bar with the strippers. No one died in the end according to the girl so not so bad.


Cmd1ne

Hey we all gotta go eventually you know, this ain’t a half bad way to punch out


NZSheeps

Newsflash: Old people still think about sex!


SockPuppet-57

Just don't think about everything that happens in a old folks home...


name_cool4897

"Like people getting ass raped?" - Frank Renolds -Michael Scott


ChweetPeaches69

Bang 'em and Bin 'em joints


DominarJames

Oh you mean like how thanks to viagra the number of STDs in old folks homes has skyrocketed


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Isteppedinpoopy

A lot of them won’t use condoms because they can’t get pregnant.


sighdoihaveto

Raw dogging dry parts like that has got to have its risks


Phylar

Dude, it's not like penis goes in and a puff of dust comes out. damn lol


Johnnybravo60025

You’re telling me it’s not like when I open my wallet and a moth comes out??


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ShieldsCW

That's why i don't use one. I'm a guy though.


Isteppedinpoopy

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badalchemist85

ill pay for your dna test if you accept


nightcrawlerCRD

Thought this was going to be the parks and rec scene


Zeugma_C10-iE

r/unexpectedPawnee


Secret-Plant-1542

90% sure after this all the old folks went and orgied.


saxonturner

There’s two groups of people where STIs and Ds are an issue, the young obviously and the old in care homes. They are fucking without end, ask anyone in the care industry, care homes are full of it.


Dr_Physics_

Going through menopause and therefore not being able to have children bring about a revival of sexuality in older people. So they are definitely doing it.


esmifra

Old people are just people in old bodies. They are as immature as any of us. Their body just can't handle it anymore.


iphonedeleonard

Did you watch the whole video?


kgrandia

Thank you!!! Why is this a bad thing? They are all consenting adults.


pierreblue

Ahh fuck me, so the horny suffering never ends


elmielmosong

How dare they!


notbad2u

Wait to you see their Hospice prostitutes!


tragicallywhite

Hospitutes?


notbad2u

I hadn't watched the whole video when I posted, it seems geriatrippers sometimes moonlight as hospitutes...


TheMeanGirl

If I die by stripper at 90 something, assume I died happy.


Afraid_of_Okapi

Right? My aunt lived in a place like this for years, and I’d have tipped the staff if I knew they were arranging these kinds of shenanigans. Get it auntie Linda.


Not_TheOriginal_Nico

This needs more upvotes


Rubicon208

I'd rather die from being lapdanced than spend my last days in dullness and utter boredom.


Aragornargonian

i work at a nursing home as a cook and one lady would cough up blood if she drank anything, even water. The poor lady lived for a month off of jello which is surprisingly more nutritious than you would think. I have a feeling that's worse than death by stripper.


pbizzle

They should do this in every old folks home. I used to go see my grandparents in their home and it was a dull fucking place , terrible place to spend your last days. If I'm put in a home in 30 years I hope they have video games, some way to play banging techno or watch jiggling titties.


__garlic__

Video games are actually very helpful for maintaining mental acuity. They should be standard.


raven4747

I agree and its crazy that this idea is not more widespread. I truly think its just the stigma around video games. its literally one of the cheapest and easiest ways to keep people attentive and entertained over long periods of time


twelvebucksagram

I'm not confident in my finger dexterity at that age. VR is gonna be amazing in the future. Just hope Zuck doesn't ruin it before then.


Diagonet

Not all games require dexterity, can just play Civ or some turn based RPG


twelvebucksagram

That is an excellent point. Makes me feel better.


dionysus2523

Many of the games I most enjoy require almost no dexterity but a lot of thinking and planning (Grand Strategy, 4X, "Walking Simulators", Puzzle games, Turn Based games) I think as long as folks are open to it there are games to be enjoyed regardless of your dexterity.


Armalyte

My dexterity now sucks. I still play games. I’m not the 360noscoper but I try to contribute to my team any way I can.


FrostyTheSasquatch

I feel like senior’s homes are going to look very different by the time I’m in one (in 60 years lol). But I seriously hope there’s strippers and video games.


Mini-Nurse

The biggest issue is funding. There is one near me with a cinema and lots of events and things, but it costs over £1500 per week ...


martusfine

you’ll figure it out when you get to that age/point and “dull” will have a different meaning for you.


Interesting-Pipe-455

lmao bish couldn't handle dat ass


PinkFreakinYoshi

I guffawed, thank you for that


octopoddle

You want the ass? You want the ass? You can't handle the ass.


randomdude1142

If I hit retirement age, send me to a retirement home like this.


InevitableRoof5738

That was probably the most breathtaking experience in their life


SockPuppet-57

Yeah, maybe some of them never even went to a club when they were younger. It should be a bucket list item for just about anyone...


Bobbytheman666

The last at least


isdisauniqueusername

Honestly, a great way to go.


el72matador

Translation: "hey, what's up guys? I'm coming to you from cartagena (Colombia). So we had a party for some senior citizens and something happened that we didn't expect, and I just wanted to apologize for it get some feedback from you all."


nonsense39

Every old folks home should have stripper and hooker night, to give these old timers something exciting to look forward to. I visit my mom in an old folks home and it's depressing being in a place with people waiting to die who know that death is the only way out of there. If anyone thinks it's a bad idea then don't go, but I'll bet most residents would love it.


hoehater

If you have a heart attack and die because a stripper is showing you the goods it was probably your time.


MickeyJ8

If it was between living another year in a nursing home and dying now after being surrounded by strippers, I’d choose the strippers every day. Imagine your grandkids telling your story from then on? It would be great


locoturco

She just wanted to cheer elders up.She deserve better


Affectionate_Fly1413

Only people outside that gathering criticized. The gathering itself looks like are having a good time.


Agent-muun

I think it's fine lol.


md2b78

This is full of yes. No no’s to be had.


MostCredibleDude

I'd say that bit at the end where the party organizer is apologizing for the event while simultaneously wearing that flashy "look how fun and quirky I am" headpiece is at least a minor "no" Not saying the party was a bad idea, but dang, that's not how you present yourself in an apology video.


PantojaRe

There is no omelette without breaking some eggs. They seemed to be having a good time.


Elterrible921

I mean like wtf , I wouldn’t mind dying like this. They look so happy tho


onegroove88

THE ARTICLE THAT EXPLAINS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED Controversy in Cartagena for alleged erotic party in a geriatric center The "influencer" Nadia Cartagena was the one who organized the surprise party and in the recording it is seen how an older adult supposedly has a heart attack. In the images you can see how several erotic dancers participate in the party, who gave a show to all the attendees, at the same time that they had puddings and accessories alluding to the theme. However, the part that attracted the most attention was when one of the women from the nursing home supposedly began to give her a supposed heart attack, for which she had to be assisted by paramedics, as seen in the images, an act that immediately caused concern. . This situation caused outrage and rejection by Internet users who left negative comments about what happened, some of these were: "we do not support this", "Nadia you overdid it, a party is fine, but with another theme, not like that". Due to the strong criticism that the content creator had on the networks, Nadia clarified to the El Universal that the woman's heart attack was staged, since they sought to attract the attention of the Cartagena Mayor's Office and criticize the little attention they provide to the older adults in the city.


i_hope_you_are_gay

Idk I fully support this stuff. Elderly people don’t feel sexy like, ever. This was probably a super great time for them, even the one that got danced to death.


rainbow_bro_bot

At least she died happy. Not a bad way to go.


Deadman_Wonderland

Some grandkid somewhere:. "Dad, how did grandma die? ". "With a boner and a smile on her face".


PeacefulWarren

They probably did love it nerd.


monopixel

Actually yesyesyesyesyes. Good way to go.


Awkward-Cow22

She died happy


HarderTime_89

I agree with this on a fundamental level


Technical_Stress7730

They didn't hate it


ridiculous_singh

This is in my bucket list to die like that.


bigspookybats

When I was on a cruise an older man just dropped and passed away while dancing on the dance floor. Sometimes health issues are just prone to happen that very day that very moment. I’d rather pass while having fun.


Ringlett

Totally agree. It is better to drop and pass away one day in old age, than slow and painfull death.


Arin1722

Honestly i wish I could've done something like this for my grandparents .


MightBeRedRiot

Jesus that dick was TOO good, that as was TOO fat, oh to be that old little lady


Ed_Brown_990

Tbf that’s how I would want to die


pozzowon

u/savevideo


Confounded_Bridge

This is how euthanasia should be done.


twital

Tbh I work in a nursing home and have had to help old people buy porn, condoms, lube, etc. They’re old people but they’re still people. My residents would absolutely love this lol


TimusReborn

Better to die with ass on my face than my son's pestering me abt the will or property


speedybol

ffs saul


HappyBuddah420

Imagine we all get to pick how we go before we enter this world.. And she picked the best way


trayz03

This should be done more often


JustDave62

Not seeing a problem here. Let the old folks have a little fun


FlamingChickenLips

Danced right across the Stairway to Heaven.


Toxenkill

Best way to go after actually being able to go while doing it.


annoyingpandaman

If I would be so lucky when living in a retirement home, I would die so happy. So many prudes up in here lol


footfoot112

what a way to go


chassy_809

Well it seems like they are having fun


tjnav1162

They seem to love it so what's the problem.


CaramelTHNDR

If I don’t go out like this you’re all cut out of the will.


Sweetnsaltyxx

This is how I want to die. 10/10 better than dying in your sleep.


horrorkesh

I mean they're old Not Dead