It would be weird if you *didn’t* have your self insert character throwing themself onto Chadious at every opportunity, anything else would just be a waste of pages.
tumb-tok-weet would be okay with this so long as you make sure consent is shown and told. Like have them sign a contract and then have the reader sign a waiver. Golden.
OMG yes you totally should in fact write the chapter from the point of view of his massive penis & include pictures too
I didn't even think of that, genius! How long is your schlong good sir? I need to include it in my dedicated to page
11 inches on a cold day!
Make it a pop up book for a sure wiener.
/uj Do it /rj Do it
As his author, this creates an unfair power dynamic between you and Chadious Tyronus. Write me in as an insert instead.
It would be weird if you *didn’t* have your self insert character throwing themself onto Chadious at every opportunity, anything else would just be a waste of pages.
tumb-tok-weet would be okay with this so long as you make sure consent is shown and told. Like have them sign a contract and then have the reader sign a waiver. Golden.
And be sure to sign the contract in front of at least one witness willing to testify in court
I NEED to see the original of this
the author showing up apropos of nothing to fellate the protag sounds like award-worthy meta to me
That sentence made me climax
I’m sure your MC would appreciate it.
Yes but this needs to be written in 2nd person.
I also want to go down on your MC. I think you've got a bestseller on your hands and in your mouth.
Write it. Publish it. And take that big money shot straight in the bank account
Don't listen to the others. What you suggest is forbidden. I'd like to remind you about our sacred rule number one: Just Jerk.
The name has me dying.
Ah, yes, the rare disease of "me dying"
🤣 I don't think it's that rare if everyone does it....
Speak for yourself, mortal
Oh, my bad. What kinda immortal do I dare speak to? Could it be an undead?
Your Mum
No... That's impossible!
Search your gastroenteritis, you know it to be false
Me dying what mate. Wot is it?
The name of the MC. It's killing me.
I was just messing with you. It was a great name!
Look, I can *only* assume Mc means "Micro Cock" and let me add: "You had me at 'off'"
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What exactly is writer's cockblock?
MC Write?
Did you just assume your mc’s gender
Just assumed the penii
You forgot to tell us how giant his dick is, that's a must know
I hope to God this is one of the ones that is based on a real /writing post