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OMG you're so cold
You can't say this everytime i get naked
No lie this reminded me of something. I have warm feet at night and the last two people I dated said it was awesome because their feet were like ice cubes at night so they warmed up with mine.
But lord did I say your feet are cold a couple times.
lol same here, except my whole body is a furnace at night. Great In the winter, but apparently uncomfterable in the summer.
Yep. I put out around 1000 BTUs, pretty much year round. It sucks in the summer time, but my wife's ice toes are pretty happy right now
I got the same thing. My bf said that he thought I was overheating and I was still hot to the touch our first night together. And its even better because I'm cold blooded in the daytime so I keep my room around 72° and usually wear multiple layers at all times.
hah! Exactly the same, but it also gives me a reason to wear my hoodies year round.
So..... what is the lesson here?
*I WAS IN THE POOL!*
My then wife and myself were in line at a movie, and the woman in front of us had a fidgety little girl with her. She turned and looked up at my wife and said: "Your pretty!"
My wife turned red and looked at me and I said
"Now do you believe me?"
The first time I met my now husband's family, his legally blind grandmother took my face between her hands, tilted my head towards the lamp, got inches from my face and said "oh, you're pretty!"
Him: "See? I told you!"
"my then wife"
"I'm not good at jokes so I just insult people"
Lol same for op too. guess that's why she's "my then wife."
And tbh its probably for the better if she was so insecure about herself that she couldn't trust her husband when he says she's beautiful the needed the time to accept that within herself.
Typical Reddit certified psychologist
people are insecure, that doesn't mean they don't trust their partners
A little girl and her mom (who were friends of the bride) came up to us and the mom said the little girl (who was like 4) asked if she could come "get a picture with the princess", lol. It was so cute.
Same me too .Its too good
This post is the definition of this sub.
It's delightful. The world benefits. Thank you!
Do it. Steal it. I’m the artist I give you permission.
Instantly sent this to my GF 😂
I feel seen. But unashamed!
Okay the fact that my comic does this well like 3 times a year is insane to me.
What goes around comes around. Don't be surprised when you put love into something that you may find that love come back too.
Some artists aren't appreciated until long after they're dead. At least you're still alive to witness this. 😊
You've captured something that everyone likes to dwell on if they have it, remember it if they once had it, or longingly look forward to if they haven't had it.
TLDR; great comic, yo
This is too cute!
This is pretty much how I react every time my girlfriend wears anything. She’s absolutely gorgeous but too humble to admit it. So when it’s new clothes or ones she’s trying on, I go the Austin Powers route and pretend she’s a model. “Yea, yea show me fierce! You’re an animal! You’re a TIIIIIIGER! That’s right, stalk me! You’re a hunter!” And she always blushes and gets embarrassed, but that just makes me do it harder!
> I go the Austin Powers route and pretend she’s a model. “Yea, yea show me fierce! You’re an animal! You’re a TIIIIIIGER! That’s right, stalk me! You’re a hunter!”
Now that she's probably a bit used to it, change things up and send some Zoolander her way. "Now do 'Blue Steel!' The Claymation Prime Minister needs you!"
This is genius. You’re a genius.
And when that gets old, give her some Zohan lines!
We’ll have to have a long hilarious conversation about bush.
No, I'm a monster. I must be stopped.
Poke and prod your gf, like you're looking for something. Add a playful pinch just to be annoying.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"I'm trying to find your 'Made in heaven' tag."
Gets the eye-roll every time!
Another one: go out to dinner, offer to split a piece of cake for dessert. Take a tiny, microscopic bite, then proclaim yourself stuffed. "Guess you'll need to finish this off..."
This is why I need to stay single. Some poor girl will need the insanity defense after killing me.
Dude, some incredible woman out there would be in agony from excitement if she knew a guy like you was in her future. You have the charm and wit, now it’s just a matter of time!
Thanks, but I've been holding back this entire time. This isn't even my final form.
Before acid reflux and sinus issues messed me up, I used to do a few impressions. I'd need to brush up a little, but I could do some Steve Irwin. 'Krolliiikey, this one's so 'ot. Wotta beaaauuurty! Eeef Oi get too close, Oi'm a gonah fer shuuurre!"
Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery, Bane, or just make up some stupid voices.
I will definitely be killed.
You know you wouldnt
I had a younger friend who used to say "I'm gonna kill you, and you're gonna like it."
It wasn't directed at me(kinda wish it was), but that type of mock/playful antagonism always had massive appeal.
If you’re as powerful as you say, then weapons of this realm would not harm you. Only blood-based magicks of the ethereal realms of thought would be able to interrupt your stream of causality.
There are specific weaknesses, namely nerdy, snarky, short, cuddly, and probably a bunch of other types I can't recall.
*holds up thermometer*
"What is this?!? A thermometer for ants?!? Your hotness is off the scale!"
"Hey! Vegeta! What's the scouter say about her hotness level?!?"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUSAAAAANNNDDD!!!"
Perfect for making a scene in the store.
> This is pretty much how I react every time my girlfriend wears anything.
You should see her when she doesn't. Wowzers.
I hear that. At that point I’m more of a Tex Avery pastiche with my reactions.
Off-topic but i love your username fellow hoonter <3
Thanks so much, fellow Yharnamite! The hunt makes beasts of us all, but connections of the heart help us stay human!
May the good blood guide your way! *hugs*
A hoonter must hoont
> just makes me do it harder!
just makes me harder! Ftfy
Lol me when I see my wife!
Jk I am a lonely virgin... :(
same here man, its going to happen someday (i hope)
Starting to get bald at 17 has ruined all my hope lol
The good news is that people aren't making their mate selection decisions based on your hair. Plenty of bald, balding and shaved headed people find romance. Be the best you that you can be and be sweet enough, and people will notice you.
Plus you can't expect them to just gravitate to you. Go out there, be awkward, get that heart bruised up a few times, and try till you find someone who clicks with you.
I really appreciate your advice, but the problem for me is that I'm too fucking shy to even talk to somone that I'm slightly romantically attracted too.idk why, I cant say anything not even hello, and when I do they barely hear it lmao
The balding thing was just the final nail in the coffin for my confidence.
You get better at running by running more. You get better at writing by writing more. You get better about your shyness by forcing yourself into more social situations even if it's completely awkward and painful but most people will forget the awkwardness or even the whole interaction so go get messy 😎
Source: was criminally awkward and shy. Now I'm charmingly awkward and shy.
Just keep trying. Sounds trite, but it’s really like a muscle that needs to be exercised.
YMMV but for me after having never dated for 25 years I just changed my mindset one day. I went to do things for the sake of personal enrichment and making friends ONLY. I realized I had no problem talking to coworkers of either gender, so I just went about meeting new people as if they were my coworkers. It was very uncomfortable because I hated to be outside my comfort zone. Be kind, take a genuine interest in the people you mean and things might become easier.
Btw, I also started balding in college lol.
It’s really the only tried and tested method.
Hey my cousin has been bald since his 20s. He recently married a very nice woman. Be confident in yourself.
dude from my high school went thru the same thing and he dates pretty consistently.
Hey it’s alright. You’ll find someone soon
Dying for our skins, eh?
Sadly those are not mutually exclusive 🥲
First step to others finding value in you is finding value in yourself. If you don't work to physically, mentally, and emotionally improve yourself to have confidence in you, then why would you expect anyone else to want to be with you? Loneliness is common, so is being a virgin, and neither takes away from your self-worth. It takes determination and motivation to get started on a path of improvement, and I didn't get it until my early 20's. Do better than me and get a head start in your teens. Good luck.
>Jk I am a lonely virgin... :(
Keep working on yourself and you'll get there man. I know that struggle. It's real. But you can do it. Just don't allow yourself to get resentful. It's much harder to come back if you start going down that road.
You're kidding but that was rl me with my ex. God, was she beautiful! Still is. Absolutely perfect. I still sometimes daydream of just telling her how endlessly gorgeous she is.
Obviously this was the first relationship in over a decade that ended by my partner breaking up with me and not the other way around.
Sounds horrible. Feels horrible. But when you think about it it's just the flipside of survivor bias.
[Song for you](https://youtu.be/Byz94fkwf6U)
Ouch. A mortal wound.
I'm heating up seeing the correct 'you're' being used
“You can’t do this, but you better not stop doing it. But you can’t. But don’t stop.”
This is how I act every time I see my girlfriend, even 2 years in. I don't know how I managed it.
Instructions unclear. Accidentally burnt my gf
u dont have gf
This is Reddit, no one does
*fades into dust*
"Change da world… my final message. Goodb ye"
I remember I put a marshmallow over my ex's head
Ooh that's a good one
My boyfriend does this. And I love him for it even more.
Yes I can do this everytime!
i like to say "man im hot!!" and when the other person says "yeah me too", i say "i mean i am like reaaallly sexy"
Austin Powers wrote this.
Celebrated my 3 year anniversary on Christmas, had a baby in 2021 and i absolutely still feel this way about my wife. She reacts the same way too... but i think she loves it <3
Gonna say that to my future bf now
I want my future bf to say that to me 😭
My wife pretends to hate it when I do this
Is this Pictures for Sad Children? Are we over a decade since webcomics were a thing?
Seems too shitty to be PFSC. Probably just an crude imitation. sigh...I miss you Simone
Yeah my style was totally ~~heavily influenced~~ stolen from them when I was still in college. I tried to kinda morph it into one that was based on their style but a bit more detailed.
I believe she's a her now
Oh I had no idea! I edited my comment to they/them in case they don’t go by those pronouns either.
I am definitely that guy :)
Sire, are you taken?
I dont know about him, but my friend Juuso(he goes to the gym) is single! Do you want his number?
Been a bit single lately so I am saving all these compliments for the future :)
Points for consistency
Nice pickup line
You forget to switch accounts or something?
I'm guessing misclick
Using this when I'm next in one of those relationship thingies.
It's hard to remember exactly, it's been a while.
Reminds me of John Campbell Pictures for Sad children
I did not give permission for my likeness to be used in this manner.
My partner is like this. I try to compliment his sweet, taut butt and he just tells me "noooooooooooooooo" with the length of his protest being proportional to how many compliments I pay him.
Lol this is literally my bf Everytime I wear a dress. Not even a fancy one lol
This is totally my fiancé lol
I say this to my wife all the time. I love my wife.
u/PeachPie_01 even in PJs
Awh always making me feel all 🥰🥰
'Ooh gurl, you so hot I can feel it all the way from over here.'
The guy’s last line should’ve been ‘sorry, mom’
Kind of low effort, but ok.
This is stupid
Yeah! Suck it, wholesome memes! You’re all living a lie and the world is an awful place. Life is short, eat ass!
Yep this is accurate
Little brothers can be a real pain sometimes.
Idk why this is wholesome. Clearly she is a single mom getting ready for a new date night and her son doesn't want a new step daddy for the night....
How do I block an entire sub.
Nice guys do this. Showed this to my gf and she said she’d dump me if I acted like that. Give compliments in a normal, adult way.
Being unable to act yourself (even if it's too dramatic for your tastes) seems like a bit of a yikes precedent for a relationship.
Call the PO-lice and the Fireman
Is that his mom?
This is an awful cartoon, I hate everything about it.
Why? As someone who's relationship is like this, I adore this comic.
For me it's a comic made for girls with low self esteem, that also may validate themselves based off male attention, so it's just something I find annoying rather than endearing.
> it's a comic made for girls with low self esteem, that also may validate themselves based off male attention
My partner does something similar to the comic. I compliment his butt and he gets all embarrassed so I up the ante by being as silly as possible, like touching his butt then saying "ow I burned my hand on the hot".
But you take it to incel territory.
How is that incel territory when I said I didn't like how the girl is seeking to validate themselves with male attention?
You know that is solid SJW narrative right?
OP drew this crying alone in his room probs
Or before he took your mother out on wonderful date and treated her the way she deserves
That's creepy on several levels
If you're taking a gussied up "doing your mom" joke at face value, you might need to turn off the internet for today and go feel a field.
Paper looks dry to me. But if that’s what you relate to
I've been reading so much manga for the last few days that I read it right to left and had to think wtf it meant for a while.
I thought this was one of jake's comics lmao
So that’s why it never rains around me…
My Wife: *makes statement about being hot*
Me: "You're hot all the time, dear."
The style looks similar to the artist of “My Life as a Background Slytherin.”
"Ypu better knock that off! Greta Thunenberg is gonna yell at you for global warming!"
I wanna do this with my oc's 😆
this is adorable -- it makes me think of how I act whenever my boyfriend dresses up.
Aww. Must be nice to have someone other than your mother hype you up like this.
My husband usually just goes, "Hellllooooo, nurse!"
Makes me giggle everytime.
I would kill for this! lol…so nice to be adored and wanted :(
That’s me every time I see my gf
I love how sweet this is
This is me with my fiancée. I flail my arms and pretend to melt.
I remember doing a similar bit in front of my crush in high school. It didn't work.
My girlfriend called me a loveable dork when i sent this to her xD
Me at my gf
This is me when someone else's girlfriend sends me a picture
To whoever gave this a heart warming award... You're a genius.
I got dumped partly because she felt I was being sarcastic and not genuine.