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ht9ehtooM

Uranus vs Ourpussy ultimate showdown.


master_pigeono

Mycock Will choose which is better


wtf_nabil

ourcock*


ht9ehtooM

Cockmunism


rotary-dials

r/suddenlycommunist


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LeastSussyImposter

Lets say💁‍♂️ hypothetically🤔 that dicks🍆 are very cute😍😽 and lets also say💁‍♂️ for the👉 sake🍶🤪 of the argument🙋‍♂️ that when you😶 hold✊ one☝️ in your hand👋 and it🍆 starts▶️ twitching💓 it would feel🤲 like👍 its nuzzling👃 you😶 or when⏲ they🍆 perk up☝️ and look👀 at you it🍆 would feel😩 as it would say💁‍♂️ something like "owo nya? :3c" which could🤷‍♂️ mean that penis-kun🍆😊 is happy☺ to see me!😀 And any hot-blooded american🔥🇲🇾 can agree🤝 that the most🙌 adorable😽😊 thing ever is when⏲ sperm-sama😍🥛 comes out however😧 in that👉 case they🍆🥛 would be really shy😳 so you😶 would have to work✊👅🍆💦 really hard😖 for it to come out💦💦! But when penis-kun🍆😊 and sperm-sama💦😍 would hypothetically🤔 meet🤝 they🍆💦 would blush😳😖 and their moans☺😫 would sound👂 something like "uwaaa~!"☺😍 And in that👉 case we👬 could agree🤝 that penis-kun🍆 is adorable.😊😊😊


Slight_Ad_1474

A real human being, who has thoughts and emotions, typed this onto their keyboard and decided to post this.


IAmNotATurtIeDontAsk

This could be used in memetic warfare to cause mass suicides


Sir_Suffer

Meme tic


thing211

Ben Shapiro


Obi_Wan_Benobi

I never feel more shame than when I laugh at every single one of these every fucking time.


John_Langer

Count your blessings. This made me blush and be slightly horny 😔


Apensan

Now we need a new bot, deEmojify


Awarepill0w

That's not the American flag dumbass


probablemayo

Mycock walks in Uranus


F_Tosa

Mycock is already in Uranus


JustSomeRedditUser35

🤨📷


RadioGT-R

Mike Hawk


Datguy969

Wait till you hear about Ourballs


Mina-olen-Mina

Asstronomy🪐🪐


FinancialKebab

Agree


ebin_gamer_moment

and then Youdothemath walks in


MyName_DoesNotMatter

SOAD_cigaro.mp3


ROBLOKCSer

“Wanna see a magic trick? This is Your anus and this is My dick.”


baodeptraitocxoan69

walks *inside


anonymoususer4461

“Mike Hawk” would’ve been better here.


sky-exclamationmark

*slides in


JohnWick_231995

Heh Puns But Adult Sense Of Humor


_i_am_atb_official_

Guys it’s my first cake day


Most-Bell-3458

“Walks in” 😮🔥


Greyhorned

Mercury Fans when Landillnessy walks in Venus Fans when Eris walks in Earth Fans when Aqua walks in Mars fans when Pax walks in Jupiter Fans when Mehilly walks in Saturn Fans when Stoodjug walks in Uranus Fans when Mycock walks in Neptune Fans when Ewekefilm walks in


Pootis_1

\[insert something very gay here\]


jyetas3

but why is it gay


Pootis_1

put Mycock in Uranus


jyetas3

confirmed, women dont have assholes 😔


Pootis_1

who the hell would want to put their dick in a woman ew


jyetas3

i bet lola bunny gonna make you change that opinion


Pootis_1

seen it, no, ew, woman men better