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Open-Cranberry-546

Financial planning and analytics for a company that owns and operates nursing homes


[deleted]

Hire me? Lol


lunarMoon341

As someone who works in a nursing home, I can’t help but wonder if you work for the company that owns our nursing home. Most of our residents are Medicade and Medicare.


TX_B_caapi

Software dev


on_the_dl

Ditto. You'd think that being high disqualifies you from having a serious career and earning a butt load of money. Nope.


FanncyPantsAntsDance

Second year CS rn, getting my ass handed to me. U living my dream bro, this motivated me


pandaboy22

You got this bro. Once you get in the industry you'll be able to work from home and smoke weed all day lol


FanncyPantsAntsDance

Yea, gonna grind out these semesters then work on my portfolio over the summer, my goal is to find coop placements for the third year 🙏 thank you guys


Shogun110

You got this, I've never coded a thing in my life, gonna start learning on Reddit this weak lol, keep going man


No_Click_4097

Found my people.


nothisisluke

I'm a character performer at a certain theme park where I play a certain character who hangs out in a van with his dog and solves mysteries with his friends. Smoking counts as character research. Edit: since this got a little traction I do wanna clarify that I've never been high at work. Being high, pretending to be someone I'm not, and surrounded by strangers sounds like a nightmare.


lindloser

I may have seen you a couple weeks ago! that was my favorite show as a kid so I got unreasonably excited when I saw they have y’all there


[deleted]

lol, saw someone that may or may not have been you, at a certain place that rhymes with spooniversal.


OSU-1-BETTA

Deliver pizza lol


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jamesnotbond_

Everyone except my manager at my dominos smokes pretty much lol


Big_Individual_420

Me tooo man


RaxusQuin

What pizza delivery guy isn't? XD


accoutnotlinkedtome

Student recently finished college with no direction or meaning Edit: Jesus I fit a stereotype don’t i


orange_hibiscus

omg that'll be me in like 4 months, hang in there homie 💀


Goddess_Iris_

That'll be me in one more year


itsThatJesseBoi

I’m 33 and that’s still me


esganjia

Lmao that was me then Covid immediately hit like 2 months later (grad was Dec 2019) shitttt the lack of meaning and direction fucked me up. Fell into hard drugs real bad


accoutnotlinkedtome

I’m sorry mate how you doing now better?


esganjia

Eh marginally… in sober living atm 😂 Lol thanks for asking you?


mistermasterkek

I work as a paramedic. I think it is a fascinating job but you really have to be careful about how much weed you consume because you need to stay focused at all times.


ObiWanBiscotti

Former medic here. How often do you have to worry about tests? One of the best medics I ever knew got fired for popping hot on a random, it was really awful. I was always too scared to use cannabis when I was still in the field, was too worried about random testing.


TrippieHippie301

What’s it like being a paramedic? Always heard crazy stories


Rockernick1

Currently a manufacturing quality engineer but I'm switching to industrial engineering in January wish me luck on my drug test!


SumTingWong216

Ayy good luck, I'm a machinist. Pls don't be the guy who makes shitty prints 😂


Rockernick1

Oh no I'm the guy who yells at product development in meetings cause they made a bad print. "How the fuck do you expect us to make this when the tolerances overlap each other?!"


SumTingWong216

I hate this so much, what's even better is critical dimensions being non existent


MEvans75

I understood y'all until you got to critical dimensions lmao


heavywhitecookieOgZ

Sell the shit


fucking_gatorade_bot

same same


heavywhitecookieOgZ

Hell yeah hopefully you keep some exotics


fucking_gatorade_bot

ofc I do :) but it’s not my main market. I pick up a pound (or five) of brick weed from B.C. and re package and $ell that Buyin it DIIIRRRTTT cheap so it’s a good way to make bank ;)


Dearyourmom-3424

Aye self snitching 🤙🏻🤙🏻 smart bro


NoIntroduction8128

Lol everyone in Canada get their packs from BC it's nothing new 😂 the fact is nobody gives a shit so why should we be secretive? Life is good up here in Canada (at least weed-wise)


heavywhitecookieOgZ

What’s a $300 usd Canadian ounce of zaza likr


xOneLeafyBoi

Unit Manager at a Residential Treatment Facility for children and adolescents with mental and behavioral problems 👌🏻


LilAndre44

What kind of mental and behavioral problems are the most common on the children you work with? In the past few years I’ve met a lot of parents with kids with autism, really bad anxiety and depression, ADHD and other things, so I’m really wondering what is affecting kids the most


pcrbuilder89

Cancer research!


flix19

awesome!


Own-Cost9676

I'm a civil engineer and I dab daily lmao


rsrsrs0

does it affect your performance?


[deleted]

Probably doesn’t if he still is an engineer lol


rsrsrs0

I'm also an engineer although in a different field. I want to know how long can you dab everyday and be fine. Maybe I'm just being anxious but I'm concerned about my weed usage. I want to see how other people are doing so I can get a better picture


[deleted]

Some people are very functional even while high on dabs, I personally find that I perform better in skateboarding when I’m high as opposed to being sober.


mackdaddyjonah

I think he probably just does his engineer work then takes hella dabs after work, it’s literally like how the rest of the population drinks when they get home.


rsrsrs0

Yeah I never go to work high. It's not enjoyable for me at all cuz I get anxious


whatisevenavailable

I sell + architect tech all day high asf so I think it's just a tolerance thing


Headndaclouds1

I work in cannabis cultivation 🙏🏽


SuboptimalButHopeful

I work in a related field, cannabis consumption. I am a workaholic.


Headndaclouds1

But honestly just go out there and look, I was a lil nervous moving from healthcare to cultivation but now looking back it was a no brainer. Apply apply apply and don’t be shy to say you have black market experience, without that there’d be no legal market now


spencrrrrr

How’d you originally get into this field and what got you there? If u don’t mind me askin


kanoteardrops

Was also gonna ask the same


CatDadSnowBunny

Sometimes you just have to walk to it yourself


jg136521

Thank you for your service


ananonymousairman

Piano rebuilder!


xOneLeafyBoi

You ever take the free pianos off Craigslist’s and fix em up for money?


Djalton

That sounds so sick!!


ananonymousairman

I like it a lot. I specialize in mechanical Player Pianos, if you’ve never seen one I highly encourage YouTube videos of them!


Jetlife-xPSXx

I make dabs. I do what I love!


bernamix

I'm a bartender. After a long shift, nothing beats a joint


ndhooligan1

Same!!! Getting ready for a 4pm-2am shift now. Can’t wait to smoke after!


bernamix

Have a good shift man. Don't forget to blaze it up afterwards


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Hvac


IncarceratedDonut

HVAC & journeyman work is where it’s at.


jesuisggb

Small Animal Massage Therapist


rsrsrs0

what?


jesuisggb

That's my job, I work at a canine only facility but I'm licensed with the health department and everything...as a dog massage therapist.


ObiWanBiscotti

Amazing. My aunt had a very high-strung standard poodle and she took some animal massage workshops and regular massages totally changed his behavior, it was amazing.


jesuisggb

Going from muzzled massage to having a dog completely trust you is an unreal feeling.


goldenbellaboo

This is now my dream job


rsrsrs0

that's so damn cool! I didn't know such thing existed


jesuisggb

I often joke that I am a professional dog petter, bit its super rewarding and way less stressful than a lot of other jobs in the animal industry


TheGrrf

Stoners always give the doggies the best pets whenever they come over so I very much approve of your job choice


jesuisggb

Half the employees are very green friendly.


isabella-the-hella

how’s the pay? my boyfriend has been interested in the field for a while. do you work for a vet or have your own practice? sorry for all the questions! c:


jesuisggb

I make more than a vet tech, with a lot less stress. I work at a rehab facility and I am state licensed and board certified, I believe Washington state is the only state that requires both. I have worked at a zoo and a dairy and rehab absolutely comes out on top. A few of my co workers are still LVTs and actively work in clinics but it's just not for me. I could make more potentially having my own practice/ mobile massage but my boss has relationships with a huge amount of vets in the county, and she's got the building and the business insurance. I can answer more questions if you have them so feel free and ask away.


tigerbloodnrum

How does one get into this? I've wanted to be a dog trainer but this seems way less intense. Do you have dogs with behavior issues? Did you have to go to school for this?


jesuisggb

NBCAAM is probably the best place to start. I do work with dogs with behavior issues but I specialize in rehabilitation. School was 400 hours with 2 week long practical exams, the national board exam and my state exam. I can answer any other questions you have if you like.


talk_show_host1982

Oh my god, what a dream job! You pet dogs for a living!


keyeruh

That sounds amazing. Helping animals feel relaxed and loved. So sweet


jesuisggb

Most of my clients are seniors or post surgery and it's great to see progress. Love my frosty pups


Ackmal4

Inventory and Procurement for a dispo


whatisevenavailable

That is dope


Flushedthrower

Tree climber


shitting-my-pants

damn that’s a profession? how do u even do that


EricC137

You tree climb with a little chainsaw clipped to your belt


Ill-Carrot-5980

Nice! I run heavy equipment at a tree farm and we partner with a climbing company. Tough work.


Flushedthrower

Ah you’re our favorite type of business we dump all our chips and log lengths at nurserys in our surrounding area and in turn if we come in we get heaaaavy discounts off all their stuff because they end up banking off what we give them we don’t charge them and they don’t charge us because essentially free dumping for us and free money for them


Sumthintodowit

I came to see if one of my own was on here. Stay safe flushedthrower!


chocochipshunter

Damn, that sounds dope can you tell me more about it, what you do exactly, any qualifications needet?


Flushedthrower

I climb into the canopy of trees with ropes pulleys a bunch of gear and remove damaged limbs, dead wood all the way to full removals of trees it’s residential work so it’s always up to the homeowner and what my boss agree to on the contracts no I mean an arborists license could be needed for some but at the place I work at it’s just incentive for more money we also do sprays and fertilization those you need applicator license for but for most companies they’ll just train on sight


Adam_Pipfrey

5***** hotel’s manager 😂


mr_brown711

Social worker at an alternative school


orange_hibiscus

As a recent grad from an alternate school, one that had crazy kids but amazing faculty, thanks for your service!


Comprehensive-Hun

Thinking about becoming a social worker!


margesimpson666

I'm a chef 😋


whatisevenavailable

Nice! What kind of food? I love cooking, worked in food service for 6 years


chouse33

Middle school teacher. Need it more than ever this year.


Pete_maravich

Weed smokers do everything. They've even been president of the united states


bluebrindleivy

i work at a great sandwich shop. we get free food so i always have a meatball parm grinder or chicken parm grinder for the munchies :)


SHaolin_BaBy666

First time I’ve ever seen the word grinder in actual use lol


Ladysensei420

I’m a finance manager for a lending company. I like it. It’s a bit boring. Sometimes I’d like to have a job that’s not at a desk.


StankyGold

Trade you a couple week of industrial maintenance. A week at a desk sounds nice. Wouldn't want it much longer than that tho.


Pyromax420

Artist a positive test for THC is required I love my job


tajdarthmaul

how’d you land that gig???


TOMZZ3

Work in IT :)


[deleted]

Everyone in IT would have a mental breakdown at some point if it wasn’t for weed lol


RicolinoSupino

Programmer


cluelesslogic

Same here!!


felipebart

Same!


JustRunTheCheeks

Is becoming a programmer difficult? Do I *really* need college to become one? How long would it take for me to become cognisant of the ins and outs of programming? Question to all who programme, thanks.


daatz

Coding bootcamp is all I needed. I was able to quit my day job and become a full stack developer. I can’t really judge if it is hard or not. For some it might be overwhelming while for others a piece of cake. Long story short and 3 year later, I work full time at a gaming company while building my startup. I SMOKE THE ENTIRE DAY AND LOVING EVERY FING SINGLE SECOND OF MY DAY. SO FCK THE TEACHERS WHO MIGHT TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN OR CANT DO.


JustRunTheCheeks

Damn. A day of just smoking weed and doing a job you enjoy. Heaven. If I may ask, how long did the boot camp take you, and how much do you make rn?


daatz

Bootcamp took me 3 months but I never actually finished studying or building projects for another year (like, awe-inspiring projects). I make somewhere like 90k USD yearly. My startup got me less than 10k, but little by little, it will get there! Some days I code from 9 am to midnight without even feeling it's over. I enjoy solving issues when high.


JustRunTheCheeks

Yeah your start up definitely going places, it’s clearly got a level head at the helm. And hol up... 3 months of boot camp and your raking in sub 6 figures?? Sign me up wtf


daatz

It wasnt not all shitz and giggles; I built an app deployed to app stores JUST as my ‘look at me!’ project; it caught the eye of a few recruiters. And wouldnt be if I didn't study and work my ass off every day untilq the night.


JustRunTheCheeks

Oh so you need a significant project to catch the eye of major companies??


daatz

Yeah, especially if you don't have a degree in CS to show, the next best thing is showing off how much work you can handle, how much the project is in the scale of complexity, and of course - the project is live, deployed, and running, just because recruiters might try it out before they reach out. Also, have a show-off portfolio site - a must! If you are interested, i could recommend a path to MERN stack, is you want more info feel free to PM


PsychedChakra

I work for health care


talk_show_host1982

Same. Won’t use during or before work though.


kayaker58

Veterinarian.


CaptainK0na

CPA, pays the bills


SignatureKlutzy

Land surveyor


SixGunZen

Land surveyors are the highest bunch there is. Buncha granola types.


Charming_Lettuce

Graphic designer


samo47

Caregiver for the elderly


ThatKozmicHistory

Teacher!


Local_Power2989

Passionate substitute here! Thank you for all you do.


Orea1981

I clean the house, do laundry, take the dogs out for walks, take my wife to work, take my two kids to school, raise our 8 month old, make breakfast and dinner, pick up wife and kids at end of day, repeat mon-fri. I'm the house bitch, and damn good at it too. I was a landscaping foreman for many years, injured my shoulder doing jiu-jitsu, and now my wife takes care of us. I love her.


5alvia

I'm a stagehand, have met some great dudes and smoked even greater weed


SBrown09082018

Registered Nurse 🤙🏻


iscaredtoask

awesome! how did you balance weed and nursing school ?


plethorax5

Gonna take a guess and say he/she doesn't get high at or before work. I'm a teacher and I don't get high before work.


jademercuryy

Im a teacher too! 🙌🏻


fluorescentbananas

Esthetician. CBD by day, THC whenever I’m done work. The money is nothing to sneeze at but I mostly love this job because it forces me to be social


nbyers96

Farmer


Tim_Barkie

I fix night vision shit for the dutch army


Quirky-Astronomer542

FinTech, Acting & Producing, Various side Businesses


HungarianHeart49

Studying physiotherapy. Smoking when it's day, studying when it's night


sarcastic_dad78

Middle School teacher


konigderwelt

Accountant (public sector)


AdAdministrative1928

Same here! Ripping bongs and a big 4 busy season!


MO0NB0Y

i’m a nail tech and i love it


Keen_NYC

I smoke bud for a living


oilspill16

Hook a brotha up with spot


Reyeuro-

I am 74 and retired, the first time I smoked weed was in the jungles of Vietnam I was a combat engineer in the US Army, then I became a sales person for a line of custom made men’s clothing then I started my own custom tailoring business, then I went into property management, then I retired…….I have smoked weed ever since Vietnam and I always got lots of letters of commendation in the military, as a civilian I was top salesperson month after month my business I started was successful and I was able to sell it for enough so I could retire and I still use cannabis daily, though, I don’t combust I either vape or eat my weed these days


Sweaty_Post6128

Carpenter


Avatar_sokka

Cyber Security exec at a major bank


TheRogueWaxWorks

Contractor, cannabis vaping accessories maker


princessconsuela_CB

Chemical engineer


Darkkakari48

I work for a COVID-19 testing facility. When business is booming, well I get scared tbh 😅.


Excellent-Credit4265

Uber lol


zurzoth

Fast food menager.


koldel2

Retail 🙃


Growfromseed

Flower designer and absolutely love it


ThanksThankful

Tobacconist at a cigar lounge!


bigcountry887

Veterinary Technician ( animal nurse)


TheOGDabDaddy

Recently got a job at a fish hatchery/ farm that distributes freshwater fish to big names companies Walmart, petsmart, petco, etc. I’m actually quite excited to start it as I’m a total fish nerd


cosmosparty

mental health therapist


actum_tempus

teacher


plethorax5

Teacher


greencattree

Teacher


megafuxkingloaf

Cinematographer and producer :) :)


kafkainspringtime

i’m a writer


Ok-Split-9229

Im kinda an all over the place construction worker they make me work on various things not just one specific thing but it pays really well for the work I do


FlaccidButtPlug

Phone fundraiser for a charity supporting disabled folks


Boris740

Design (layout) printed circuit boards.


allthevibes7

Front desk at a really nice hotel and I really do love it


Lurking_stoner

I work as a journeyman stagehand so I set concerts, theater shows, conventions. Im pretty sure half the crew smokes.


The_Scenchman

You are correct. I've never understood how anyone can do panto sober.


Professional-Can8235

Fast food service. One of the hardest jobs ever. With my mental illnesses and my chronic pain, that good good is essential to my survival haha


JoshMM60

Maintenance fo a National Park Edit: Just started an internship last week. Coworker said everyone smokes weed here. I think I'm gonna like it here


DropShot89

HVAC


aj_thatdude

Retail management


ReffyPoo

Architect


wishinmedead

Mma fighter and Internet and phone sales lmaooo


ElvisWayneDonovan

College teacher


acidbrn391

I grow it and and sell it, to be honest I don't really smoke it often. I spend my earnings on fun toys and upgrades for my harley.


divinemamaa

Im a stay at home mom with big dreams


coastalSB

Professional ballet dancer


Jcarlos12

Flooring, definitely a crazy high when working . I feel like every thing needs to be perfect


Lockhead216

RN


Cerebraleffusion

RN here as well! Work ICU and do travel contracts these days but wanna leave the bedside sooner than layer. Money is too good right now though!


Lockhead216

I did icu/sicu from Oct 19 to May 21. Just got burned out in May. Yeah I'm looking for something procedural. Do my job and pass the pt off to someone else.


justinerawr

Esthetician.


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Affectionate_Way8300

Chef🤙


eamd59

Retired Hvac, body broke mind sharp. If I fall through the mattress I'll see you in the spring.


Chowtyy

Customer service. In property insurance specifically 🤷🏻‍♀️


ahabes78

I clean homes for a living…I’m my own boss 😊


oscarthedog

Brewer


veroni_saurus

I own a pet sitting business. I check in on pets while they’re owners are gone and give them pets, love and exercise.


Fkthisplace

Undercover cop


cowboy_angel

NARC! CHEESE IT!


anotherramon

Architect. I look like the generic hipster lumberjack dumbshit