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googley_me

Liquidity is drying up. Markets moving on very little volume. Tough market to trade


IndependentUsual7444

Transitory, then soft landing, what’s next


VisualMod

>After the transitory period ends and the soft landing begins, the next step is to develop a plan for what comes next. This will involve figuring out how to maintain stability and prosperity while simultaneously addressing any remaining issues from the previous regime. It will also require setting up new institutions and processes to deal with whatever challenges may arise in the future.


IveLurkedWSB2long

Tesla 300 Eow.


reboner

actually free money based on the downvoting


kloudsta7

If TSLA can crash now that will be great


VikingApPe

$GOCOF Go Metals


Lederh94

Right now the market is all about inflation and there isn't going to be any news regarding inflation until the end of the week...so I'm not making any moves until then.


DegenerateRR

!banbet QQQ 265 2w


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DegenerateRR** bet **QQQ** goes from **279.24** to **265.0** before **2022-10-10 10:36:01.753967-04:00** Their record is 3 wins and 5 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


kris9292

Credit suisse nov puts


Ok-Arm125

Media Narrative: Oversold


gridflash

Friday Was The Highest Put Option Volume Session In History Goldman says, "we are now officially primed for a nasty move higher at some point next week that will promptly be re-shorted."


OpenRole

But check the expiry on those puts. A lot of them or more than a week out


Slow_Judgment_8068

Can’t get in discussion for wsb


RadioactiveRoulette

!banbet SPY -20% 30d


BadMetro

Godspeed


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RadioactiveRoulette** bet **SPY** goes from **365.88** to **292.7** before **2022-10-26 08:12:01.958215-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


Momma_Sophie

SOFT LANDING!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


ultra_expo88

Imagine if government officials weren’t constantly making the dumbest decisions possible. Liz truss wouldn’t enact the worst things possible for her countries currency, j pow wouldn’t claim inflation was transitory for an entire year, Putin wouldn’t create an energy crisis for no reason… maybe next time people want to vote for anyone they should actually just vote for the other person. We don’t have a good track record recently


throwaway_tendies

Seems good in theory until you realize that some of these people you didn’t get a choice. Powell - as well as all Fed chairs, are appointed. Putin - don’t think the Russian people had a choice there either. Liz - the UK has no one to blame but themselves lol


CrazyHeadshotJR

Bulls really thought we were due for a rebound LMAOOO


Sandman_Is_Back

Lawyers interviewing Elon today is perfect for Tesla to drop to 250


HrzGoose

Do I buy 0DTEs at open?


ultra_expo88

Yes


jojofroyo

Do you think you’d make money or lose money?


HrzGoose

Impossible to know


jojofroyo

Then you shouldn’t buy them.


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trust_it_bb

2 months ago all these sites talking attractive prices, investors confident in soft landing etc etc. today all these sites talking no more bear rallies. All that to say these sites are a cancer and them talking heads literally just regurgitate and spin everything to suite what the market is doing.


Ok-Bread-5668

I love how bullish people are in here…. Only means one thing


TJMBeav

Today is a day to watch not trade. 10:30am rule is definitely in effect.


1ll1ll1ll1ll

What’s the 10:30 AM rule?


trust_it_bb

1030 mm and funds pick a side and off we go, b4 then ur testing fate


Ready2gambleboomer

Today's thoughts? Just got notified of fantastic CHRISTMAS deals at [Wal-Mart.com](https://Wal-Mart.com). They used to at least wait until Halloween, now they're not even waiting until October? Christmas cancelled; recession confirmed.


Outrageous-Win-9449

Soooo you’re telling me to shop at Walmart?


FullCuntalLobotomy

Me and the boys catching falling knives 🩸![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)🔪🩸🩸![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)🩸🔪![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)🩸🩸🔪


Ceyenne18

The worst thing that can happen today is circuit breaker before you can buy your puts 😁


TheJay_Gatsby

no bounce only drill


Ceyenne18

Unless there’s a change in direction, we will open the casino with a 52w low 👍🌈🐻


wikiwoowhat

Adam Aron sold all his amc shares over a year ago at 5x the price. And people still holding and following his tweets about his jetsetting job. Rich get everything for free


LittleChickenPL

That is not true that is not true that is not true


slayez06

AA frequently discloses his positions. He has millions in shares and wants it to be billions. I don't blame him at all for selling some during the sneeze even the company sold then and now they are cash flush


Ready2gambleboomer

Mornin fellow degens. Welp looks like another bourbon & coke Monday. GL out there it's getting a bit bumpy.


Randomsomedude

I’m bear gang now 4 lyfe


walterreid

Pro tip: I’m all for a down market today but the moment WSBs starts saying this shit is the moment of the reversal. (Not financial advice)


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\#blackmonday \#bbm


Youdontevenknowbro

Showing my girlfriend the SPY chart and telling her this is how hard I want her to go down on me.


CDB1299

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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Ready2gambleboomer

Imagine a guy who lives alone owns a vacuum. *wtf?*


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Ready2gambleboomer

I mean unless you have a fur baby or something why would you need to vacuum your tent?


TJMBeav

Do it now


walterreid

I feel like this is one of those posts that I’ll see in 5 mins from someone above your place complaining that some guy is vacuuming his place at 6am ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


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walterreid

Well then it’s still technically yesterday by my estimates and Sundays for cleaning


OrionJohnson

Today is one of those days that’s gonna have it’s own Wikipedia page. I can feel it in my plums.


slayez06

Dude, it would be glorious if it did... multi halt day!


walterreid

Stupid people try to argue with me about bulls vs bears when the market is dropping 200 points PM. Listen I’ll listen to the argument after I’ve banked my casino winnings.


TJMBeav

Good man


Both_Presence_5163

Dudes I was expecting a bouncing. Holy shit


GodlyMalice

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


slayez06

Don't try to catch a falling knife!


TJMBeav

I have scars to prove it!


Akua_Highbred

Large institutions move the markets. Ask yourself, do they really have motivation to buy a lot now....do they care about a relief rally that will only last days/weeks....or do they care about avoiding going further under, and thus will commence the majority of their buys after the dust settles a bit more...,


TJMBeav

You forget hedge funds who do care about all of the above. They exist for markets like this and actively trade.


Akua_Highbred

True


Akua_Highbred

They 'actively trade'.....but do they create the force necessary to push the entire market up


TJMBeav

Depends on volume.


Akua_Highbred

Exactly...,


devereaux

Most people here have no idea what *alpha* is


Coffin-Feeder

It’s so wild, I was just reading that English bank Lloyds is worth roughly the same as a Milwaukee laundromat.


devereaux

To be fair, Milwaukee has all that fresh water so those clothes are ✨*extra clean*✨


Anderson2211

Good morning from the Uk 🇬🇧


TJMBeav

It is a blustery cool day in Paris. Heading south tomorrow for the relative warmth of Barcelona. But good afternoon ya poor brit. Will be in your area in about three weeks


Anderson2211

Hmu when you here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Youdontevenknowbro

Is it really a good morning here in the UK?


Anderson2211

Fuck no life is tough here


Rolling_in_the_Dip

#BlackMonday !!!!!


bskell0300

Racist


TJMBeav

Colored Monday?


Rolling_in_the_Dip

#Asian Monday …. No happy ending!


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Final nail in the coffin. Black monday confirmed!


TheJay_Gatsby

yawn


Calvertorius

Morning, fellow degens.


iKoobface

"Everyone is bearish" is the most idiotic thing to say. "Everyone" in this phrase only refers to the more active market participants that speculate and hedge. But trying to suggest the market will ever run out of incremental sellers is stupid. The world is always long, there are no shortage of sellers when the time comes.


Rolling_in_the_Dip

#BLACKMONDAY!!!!


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Rolling_in_the_Dip

#HispanicMonday


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Rolling_in_the_Dip

#Well Hung Tranny Monday


bipolar_902

New lows premarket 🫣


bskell0300

If NKE plummets on earnings, time to buy.


slayez06

nike is untouchable...they literally caused the pandemic, got caught using slave prison labor, shut their headquarters and stores and their stocks went up because they reported growth in online sales...they will spin any bad news


Ready2gambleboomer

Masked shoplifters now targeting Dollar General. Even thieves are downgrading. Recession confirmed.


Rolling_in_the_Dip

\#Black Monday Cometh


lbcjumper

My EUR/USD conversion was the only viable gains this year to participate on the NYSE from an europoor. Somebody please do a dragging portfolio meme with EUR/USD 10% gainz with rest of portfolio -70%


Ready2gambleboomer

How do we participate in the Ameripoor version? More pooots?


Weary-Transition379

👋🍎![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Rolling_in_the_Dip

\#BlackMonday is here


notsoscarydino

Glorious Monday


wilhelm96

Leveraged assets exposed to the sterling are going to start blowing up any time now -> contagion


Calvertorius

Examples? I’m still learning.


KevinJamesCuckLord

Could've said the same with the Euro


TJMBeav

Euro did not plunge like this. As in so quickly.


Weary-Transition379

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


SquareBoss1695

When you bears lose money today. I don't want to see you crying. Fucking cut out your bullshit and buy the dip


GodlyMalice

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


SquareBoss1695

God, this moron again


KilltheK04

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


schokoschlotze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


brook___trout

DXY doing that thing again


walterreid

When everyone is a Bear, then no one will be


dg41595

Spy is for the streets don’t save her


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It's happening! What's the procedure?


Funny_Story2759

honestly did anyone expect big green futures lmao.


devereaux

There were people that were actually trying to say the final hour of trading on Friday, with some short covering and algos killing options was "confirmation of a double bottom" and that all short positions were about to get nuked. It's like they have no situational awareness whatsoever


TJMBeav

A few still here


bipolar_902

Join the house - Buy puts & make yourself $$$$


Fantastic_Bar3109

Let the bodies hit the floor


Ayamgoreng53

Why would u buy calls. Ffs. We are drilling. Getting pounded.


TJMBeav

Because we are drilling and getting pounded ya dork.


VisualMod

>HEAD OF ITALY'S LEAGUE PARTY: ITALY GOVT HAS 5 YEARS OF POLITICAL STABILITY AHEAD OF IT \>HEAD OF ITALY'S LEAGUE PARTY: GIORGIA MELONI HAS DONE VERY WELL, WE WILL WORK TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-26 ^05:56:00 ^EDT-0400


Late_Television_1028

Stability, Italy , pick one


Both_Presence_5163

Good morning


Both_Presence_5163

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


KilltheK04

SPY. Don't save her. She's don't wanna be saved


Mysterious_Ad_2777

“First things first rest in peace uncle **YEN**”


earthonion

Whose uncle phil?


Mysterious_Ad_2777

The only father that I ever knew


earthonion

Don't know where it goes...


dg41595

It’s not even 6 am in NYC and the volume on these stocks is pretty hefty


subnative1

I just come here to downvote visualmod lol


IveLurkedWSB2long

Yall are regarded. Even if the floor breaks out, it's not going to be a straight line down


walterreid

It’ll be straight enough


IveLurkedWSB2long

Prolly not at all, definitely not straight down. Lol fucking doomers.


walterreid

I make money both ways, I give zero fucks about your unreasonably high expectations of this market


IveLurkedWSB2long

Lmao O.K. I'm near Manhattan maybe I'll have you deliver me some snacks LMAO


walterreid

Sir this is a Wendy’s


dg41595

The vix is on fire!!


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schokoschlotze

DCA like the bitch you are.


KilltheK04

People misuse that all the time to catch falling knives though


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KilltheK04

Source? How about this sub. People who bought calls a few weeks ago are down big because they tried fighting the overall market. Pretty sure Buffett was referencing investors buying shares of stock not degens with weeklies


Ready2gambleboomer

Psssst. WB is a seller of options, not a buyer.


KilltheK04

Im sure he is. How does that contradict what I said?


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KilltheK04

This is true. That is why when you say the buy when others are fearful, it mainly translates to buying binary short-duration options


IveLurkedWSB2long

I can't wait to buy tesla calls today


TJMBeav

Is it that bad? Awesome!


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FishnMagician

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


No_Law_124

People...... y'all need to relax and let a gambler get his gamble on!! Please no more of this regarded Teddy Bear shit!! If you hate living in a first class nation then move south for the winter. I'm sure Julio will cuddle up with your furry ass. But I won't......Why? Cuz I've worked my whole life to get where I am. I don't need some heshe to give me direction. Spy 390 by Friday!! 🤑🤑


dg41595

No more slow death just put spy out it’s misery I want to see straight bottom red lines to 340


General_Bratwurst

\-1% on the S&P500 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Tom-Frost

QQQ just went from -0.7% to -0.5%, seriously, who is buying right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)?


daveflav21

MMs' fuckery caught in 4K UHD![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


IveLurkedWSB2long

Meeeeeee


robis87

Bought enough? lol


General_Bratwurst

Is getting bloody out there ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Youdontevenknowbro

But I thought the markets were going to be okay?


GodlyMalice

Brother who told you that lie ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NikeSukkDaPp

Bull rlly thought