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MOB42069

Ban this bithchh


XRAYSilver

Y‘all short on sp500?


fuscosco

Honey, I bought the Top and Honey, I sold naked puts before the Fed announced a recession II


TheBluejayUSA

Y’all ever actually thought about how many members in here have killed themselves?


Impossible-Injury932

Why do you keep asking that distributing question?


_unclepuff_

I try not to


arichnader

Is et h going from POW to POS bad for price action or good??


MASH12140

Looks like we are setting up for the next leg down from previous lows. Could be a new downtrend if we sell off heavy Monday too


Fragrant-Initial1687

I'm just sitting here looking at far out of the money spy puts and I'm wondering how low it will go.


7smokes

I sold DELL puts at the open rather than letting them ride through the day.... Left a bit on the table as usual


0zOvOx0

Anyone regret not buying some calls? I don’t think we’ll continue the drilling Monday


BadVladMY

lol.


7smokes

You mean you didn't buy any?


MakingBigBank

Bought the FUD today, increased my stock holdings by 25% or so


CrazyApe67

Best way to play next week is to wait for more drilling. If Monday and Tuesday are red, I’ll be starting to get some weeklies 2% otm on SPY or QQQ. If that doesn’t hit go balls deep again end of the week for mid next week or Friday. How that sounds?


diabeetis

just buy puts Monday open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


buydips_sellrips

"siri, google online personal loan guaranteed approval"


BagholderForLyfe

Sold 405p weeklies for $150, ballooned into $1000 loss🤡🤡🤡 Still up bigly today.


edmundamore1

Still no flair, huh? It's because I'm a cuck, isn't it..


Plus_Comfortable1645

Bear Pow the boss! Man took his dignity back! No more bull cuck pivot!


Remarkable_Ad3511

STIX ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Snots_and_Bears

What a shitshow of a day, fuck you Powell you crook!


BadlyStrungElastic

J-Fowl


Howard-Excaliber

I'm glad I took the day off. What a massacre today! Nothing was safe. That said, thinking about a Tesla buy. Nice price after the split and today's stock market slaughter.


seamus_mcfly86

TSLA's market cap won't be anywhere remotely palatable until it's sub $200.


meowrawr

This is exactly the problem that is going to keep the fed pushing harder. People continue to buy overvalued stocks. Anyhow, good luck to you.


GreenGamma047

almost cheated on my 8.5/10 wifey material girlfriend with an 8.5/10 blonde thot. Temptation is rough out here men


kingdaddykingdaddy

You didn't cheat. You exercised your options


Ready2gambleboomer

If I did that my wife would exercise her option to put her foot up my ass and take half my stuff.


GreenGamma047

lmao I thought we were only gonna hit 400 monday- we def hittin 390s a this rate


AGotLuckyInvestor

Had to buy that dip🍏 money mondays here we come


bagacrap

Thanks uncle Tim


Working-Thanks2302

The student loans weren’t forgiven. They were just absorbed by the rest of us.


Ready2gambleboomer

If I gotta pay to send em to medical school the least they could do is offer a BOGO deal on colonoscopies. Is that too much to ask?


bbatardo

Yeah so basically I had to pay my old student loans and now have to pay more taxes for some kid who blows money in here too.


Working-Thanks2302

I used my GI bill then payed for machining classes out of pocket a couple of years later.


Jintopia

At least u went to school. I couldn’t afford it when I was young. Now I’m old and have to pay for other peoples kids.


thesaddestcuck

Tom “fat cuck” Lee today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


BabisAllos

Bulls don’t take this too hard. You can still move to Spain and look for a job at bull fighting


edmundamore1

Holy shit, good one Mom!!


kingdaddykingdaddy

I'm moving to Mexico to find a job cock fighting


BabisAllos

The Chicago Bulls have officially announced they are stepping away from the NBA this season.


howdope

Bears sipping from their golden chalices tonight


Blactorn

EVERYTHING IS RED EXCEPT BBBY🚀🚀🚀🌕


dongm1325

By like fitty cents, calm down. While everything is going green AH, BBBY is now red.


Blactorn

Not sure if we are looking at the same market


dongm1325

BBBY closed red AH. You’re seeing the market you want to see, not the one that exists.


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Lumidimo

FTCH also green hope y’all hoped on the train with me


OpWillDlvr

Markets are going to rise just enough to shake out the weak hands... again. let the fleecing resume.


Ready2gambleboomer

Here I am pants at my ankles....no episode of Chad money in sight....no epic loss porn... This sucks. Come on let's see it before it gets dark and I have to go to work behind the Wendy's dumpster. I feel a buy one get one free sale coming on. Edit: Got desperate with a raging stiffy and no where to put it so I pulled up an old episode. [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o95ec3/chad\_money\_episode\_6/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o95ec3/chad_money_episode_6/) Used without permission. All rights copyrighted and reserved by the fine autist we all know and love. Chad Money.


Fragrant-Initial1687

Omg looks at the price on those tickets. Makes me glad the market is possibly going to reset a little.


Ketimporta17

Open the fookin casino again![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


PatrickSebast

When SPY goes to $350 my puts will be worth $20k. Then when it turns around and goes to $440 my calls will be worth $200k So easy. Nothing can go wrong!


scarr34

Whats ur you tube channel


Ready2gambleboomer

*Can'tgotitsup.com*


Youdontevenknowbro

Seems like you’ve got this all figured out, want to be my new financial advisor?


PatrickSebast

Yeah. First tip is buy puts yesterday and hold


Domgrath42

Calls on time machine companies


Comprehensive_Tea388

QQQ puts saving my port rn.


Rshawer

Looking at what’s been happening, when NASDAQ drills, it drills hard for numerous days in a row of constant -2 or -3%.


bagacrap

We already had the first two bad days which were Friday and Monday. Today really made no sense but then you'd be a moron to still think the markets make sense. JP told us it was important to avoid a 15 year long inflationary period and somehow that's bearish? I would indeed like the economy to not suck for the next decade+, thank you. Long SPY


Shnozzberriess

This was the only day that has made sense in a long time wtf lol


Funztimes

Today definitely made sense. Market priced everything wrong even though the Fed was saying otherwise and now it was confirmed today, so market needs to unwind and price in a greater chance of .75% hike


meowrawr

Today made absolute sense. He reiterated what he and other fed members have been saying for months now. It’s only now it’s actually clicking. That’s why I sold deep ITM calls yesterday at top because of course he wasn’t going to change course.


bagacrap

Says same thing he's been saying for months, -3% on SPY. That doesn't make sense. You only claim it makes sense because your portfolio went up.


meowrawr

Except it was known that he was going to be more direct today. News has been saying it all week.


bagacrap

If it was "known" ahead of time then a huge move makes even less sense. A coin flip doesn't "make sense" just because you called heads and it landed on heads.


meowrawr

This sounds to me that you don’t do any charting. Everything was way overbought and a correction was due. Corrections are natural. Imagine every wave (on every time frame) requires roughly a 50% correction. If waves continue to go up but don’t correct or only have a minor correction, the proper correction doesn’t disappear; it just becomes a cumulative factor so that eventually when it does correct, it has to over correct.


lordbell21

Just like Jackson Hole is always green


DesignPrime

It works until it doesn't.


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asunversee

How do you still have lotto puts after a -3% day on spy lol, didn’t everyone hit the lotto today already on puts??


Dpnaan

We didnt get a pullback at the end of the day ( 9/10 this means more drilling the next day)


gtastar1

I had a 35% day today, sold and repositioned for Monday… that’s how people got lottos ;)


DesignPrime

Not everyone plays 0dte puts.


asunversee

Yeah, what strikes are you holding that 3% move to the downside didn’t give you huge profit though lol that’s like a $13 move on spy, lots of other tickers moved a lot more.


Fragrant-Initial1687

We all have that feeling so I bought some lotto calls


DesignPrime

Everyone seems to think we are going to have black Monday. It is really going to be that easy? Classic, fade WSB so I sold all my puts.


meowrawr

Gap down prior to opening on Monday I bet.


Fragrant-Initial1687

Doubt it. I bought calls.


DesignPrime

You saw that price action for the whole day and you bought calls at close? You have the biggest balls and it is no wonder why this is a casino.


Fragrant-Initial1687

I think we will see it go up then dip hard Monday. I've just got some lotto calls but my port is 85% puts.


fumbled_testtubebaby

I threw 10k at the close on SPY calls. That's a hell of a bleed on such a broad ETF. The economy didn't turn to shit just because JPOW told a bunch of doves "Not today." Bargain hunters are going to spend the weekend checking out deals and I expect a rebound next week, though not 420.


DesignPrime

If that was indeed a bear rally, and all it needed was Jpow to dump some cold water on it. You will see it gap down on Monday. Throwing 10k on that close is some serious balls.


fumbled_testtubebaby

They're dated out several months, so not that balling. I've ridden worse roller coasters at Six Flags.


Fragrant-Initial1687

I feel the same way. My account is up 97% on the day so I figured I'd buy some lotto calls that expire Monday.


Individual_Error_428

Jpow went from the hero pumper to bear Jesus in a couple of months. What happened? Feel old yet?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


dizzy_centrifuge

Puts are gonna print for a few days then back up until the CPI confirms prices are still rising rinse and repeat


asunversee

Inflation came down a bit in July and gas prices are way down nationally and housing prices are starting to fall in markets that aren’t super hot. I’d bet for still high but lower or at expectations for cpi numbers. I’ll most likely swing calls through them


CubeBrute

Shelter CPI seems to be a very lagging indicator, so I wouldn't bet on housing being reflected as much as it should be


asunversee

Yes true but us beating July inflation by .2% of expectations at 8.5% or whatever it was caused the market to pop pretty significantly in the short term. If we best expectations by .5 or something people will wild out


fallout017

Serious question, I have td ameritrade, and they have an ipo section coming out that day, the one stock I was watching all morning and afternoon, and there was no movement or anything, I couldn’t buy either, I look at it now, and it started at 5 even then bounced all the way to 120 and worked back down to 13, why could t I see that until it already moved heavy??


Ready2gambleboomer

Cause retards who don't know how the ipo market works are only allowed to buy the top.


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Cause it's a big club and you aren't in it.


LongJohnBitcoin

Fuck your Chinese scams


fallout017

How’s this a scam?


LostBull92

I hate jpow so much


Fragrant-Initial1687

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


54321Joe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


RBlankenship

Lol I sold my puts yesterday I suck so bad at this


asunversee

I sold at 10:08 am and missed 17,000 dollars so I’m pretty good at investing


Fragrant-Initial1687

Me too. Had 0dte 415ps that I sold for like 4.somethin and last I check they were almost at 9. But profit is profit. I ain't even mad.


asunversee

I bought 0dte 415s and 414s at open for like .98 and .71 and sold them for around 1.50 each and then spx 4140 for 5.90 and 4120 for 2.50 and sold for 6.00 and 10.00, it all adds up to 17,086 now ☠️gonna have to take Monday off to recover


Fragrant-Initial1687

I sold at noon gmt and I'm not even upset about it.


Ready2gambleboomer

Sleepy Joe to JPOW.....WTF "I said for you to fuck their puts not their calls. Now they're onto us."


FormalBananaSuit

Black Monday incoming


Ready2gambleboomer

Black (hole) Monday. "Honey your broker called. He said something about needing more margarine?"


Tao-Lee

Broke Holed Son Won’t you come And wash away the gains Broke holed son Won’t you comeeeeeee


Cobra1983

Dead cat bounce or flush?


FormalBananaSuit

Could be either


LayfonGrendan

Well, another red


iMakeYouAGame

What about shorting oil?


iMakeYouAGame

and I'm taking about this effect: https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPX/XO30BN3s-SPX-The-Worst-May-Be-Yet-To-Come/?utm_source=Weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=TradingView+Weekly+163+%28EN%29


stocksandstogies

Bullish on oil, and that’s about it.


stoffel_bristov

That is brilliant. Nobody needs oil.


iMakeYouAGame

I mean, we do need oil, just look into what happened in previews recessions. I'm making money. I just would like to hear from more people about it.


stoffel_bristov

OK. Their has been a structural under-investment in oil for at least a decade. ESG and the pandemic flushed out what few investors remained. Companies like Devon are not making new investments but "returning money to shareholders" in dividends. In other words they are not drilling much given the politics of the world. Drill rigs in the US actually declined recently (with oil at around $100/barrel). The releases from the SPR will be ending soon and the government will actually need to be a buyer of oil. So, existing companies capable of getting oil out of the ground will continue making money hand over fist without having to deal with new competitors. Why do you think W. Buffet is buying huge amounts of OXY and Chevron? Because he is an idiot? He is not. I wouldn't be surprised to see $8 gas this winter. Be long oil (I like Petrobras and Africa Oil corp. (AOIFF)) but others are good choices. If you want to short something go short Coinbase (or, more generally, unprofitable tech companies).


iMakeYouAGame

I'm talking about this: https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPX/XO30BN3s-SPX-The-Worst-May-Be-Yet-To-Come/?utm_source=Weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=TradingView+Weekly+163+%28EN%29


iMakeYouAGame

Interesting, I have some oil stocks, I sold all but petro. I just thought that oil was momentarily overvalued, not tbat it's not be something valuable. I also compared the current situation with previews recessions.


stoffel_bristov

Petros massive dividends are just the worst.


iMakeYouAGame

I sold Devon and Ocidental recently because I though we were going down after ast weeks pump and it didn't went wrong but I, see your point. Maybe I'm going to lower my exposure. And being honest here, I lost a. lot of money shorting coin desk :( bad timing


Shiari_The_Wanderer

My personal opinion is that oil is a rather inelastic commodity and shorting it would leave you open to one of many, many possible supply shocks absolutely wrecking you. Highly dangerous. Not worth the potential profits.


plzplzplztendies

This sub: buys bbby at $26 This sub also: refuses to buy 0dte puts on spy for $10 at open.


bedopedontsmoke

I wonder how many people lost their grandmas inheritance today


fallout017

I wish I had a gma


Basic-Clock-5895

My grams is to smart to let me handle her money! :)


Ready2gambleboomer

My gram gram is too. If I lost her money she'd beat my dumb ass to death and bury me in the spot we have reserved for her.


emotionallyboujee

I just want to remind everyone about the SQQQ play. It’s a money printer.


Imaginary-Taste-5818

I made the play ahead of Jackson Hole. Sold the rip today. BAGS


twat_muncher

or just short qqq and have way more liquidity and less fees.


nike90

lol cause its been a fire pit for last weeks


Stonkrates

Jerome looked like he aged 5 years today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Fragrant-Initial1687

I thought so too.


Actual_Bandicoot_562

1 word. Brutal.


Actual_Bandicoot_562

Fuck today.


gimmethemshoes11

NVDA I appreciate your drop


throwaway78907890123

Just starting now!


KilltheK04

Very legit. Very cool


Scarfaceb1tch

Warning bought 8/29 spy 400p so it will likely rebound


fallout017

I bought it, sold it, bought again sold, then bought jpm put all withn 3 min


AssMoDai

Fuck, dude! Me too. Lmao


EDIF83

Thx to everyone for GSAT up.. 👍 A great Week has ended. Next week will be even better.


Jasond777

And I think the week after that one will be even better. I think the apple deal is for real!


Cement-Demon

People who didn't realise the US economy is worsening have only themselves to blame.


adventurousnose789

Anyone remember green candles?


fallout017

I like green women


thedr777

I like green crayons too


Youdontevenknowbro

Markets fine guys! Quit your worrying 🤪


LongJohnBitcoin

Don’t try to catch a falling nuclear warhead


maricck

Jerome nuked the market today just to flex


mpoozd

More than 1,785,000 SPY calls expired worthless at close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Michael_K_Young

Excellent! #😆😂🤣


Ianmartin573

Dow down 1,000..I knew you had it in you!!!!


TyTakeProfitz

We’ll fuck it im holding outs over weekend


IndependentUsual7444

TSLA kinda sus today


Time_Major5461

Jackson hole ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


TheseYoung6546

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." R.I.P, bulls


44617669642049

Suddenly insolvent*


glennfromglendale

Harvested losses and made them back on spy puts. Almost net flat for me today. Going to count my lucky stars and keep my cash out till the fed meeting. I'm going to enjoy the fruits of my labor for a while. Look forward to going stock shopping soon.


bagacrap

Trading options is not labor and does not contribute to GDP And people in this sub act smug about the world burning


glennfromglendale

My other labor. Some call it a job. I call it a job


roberrrrt11

Did RampCapital ♿️die ??. WTF is wrong with that guy ???. He has one job & cAnt do it for shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Jackiemoontothemoon

SPY puts and UVXY calls


lekkek123

Didn't think SPY would hit 405 today when I woke up. Still didn't have the balls to buy a put and keep it over the weekend


DesignPrime

Same was holding puts from yesterday and sold at 3:50 before close today. I feel like I am going to regret it come Monday, but it is what it is.


stocksandstogies

Can’t lose money taking profits. This was a smart move. Could be a bounce in the green after such a strong sell off.


DesignPrime

Fair enough, the selling momentum just seems insane though so I really could see it easily gapping down. But many others on WSB think its a black Monday which made it even more scary to hold over the weekend.


joie_de_beavre

JPOW said fuck yo couch


ZealousidealZone2000

Lol


Fragrant-Initial1687

Did a market order for some calls expiring Monday and I bought them for . 94 cents cheaper than the bid at the time. So bought them and was immediately up big. I'll take it.


CaidenG

Try to sell with a bid ask that wide lmfao


Fragrant-Initial1687

They were spy calls and the bid ask spread was .1 but I put in a market order instead of a limit order and got them for . 94 cents cheap. I can screen shot it. Fuckin wild.


CaidenG

Sounds like you caught someone’s panic sell — great work regard


Fragrant-Initial1687

Fuck yeah. I'll take it. Today was a good day for me, Up 97%.


intrestingtalk

Good 6k on puts today !


Efficient-Jeweler519

Congrats you filthy 🌈🐻. Take it a shove it in your boyfriend ass.


FormalBananaSuit

Same here. $5900. Amazing. Edit: made another $300 before close. $6200 on the day 🎉


Valhall_Awaits_Me

Reality check fa♿️♿️ots


OutlandishnessNo9298

Full port puts yesterday and pussied out! Fuck lost it all on calls today I’m a degenerate


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skrotumshredder

bear market rally over. back to scheduled recession


tscrasher

ToS just updated the imbalance on close: $1.4B to sell side... wow what a day