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I need help with attaining my Mmj card online what are the recommendations to squiring it
So I have a patent idea close to it atleast it’s a 7.6billion dollar industry and the item I am talking about is stolen/lost 196million times a day I have an idea to reach that market
no ho una ragazza perche sono troppo basso e grasso
In the Immortal words of Bizzy Bone from the opening lines of the song 🎵 Crossroads- Bone Thugs N Harmony
Look at hippopotta
See me some blue chowda
Gotta poop but God's got it
And I'm gonna miss errybody
Bought WISH and it stayed straight while the others went down, probably will have a big pump up when the bears go to hibernate. Go to sleep you bears already!!!
Face ripping rally tomorrow. Give it all back Monday
The good news is you can't give it back Monday.
Oh yeah. New made up holiday
Monday so bullish
futes r green
"Don't fight the Fed": the same people that repeated that ad nauseum on the way up in the biggest asset bubble ever are trying to fight the Fed now.
Fed is forcing asset prices down. Things will bottom but these types of bubbles take years to work through.
A lot of assets are in for a half decade of pain (like corn and mega caps and housing).
How stupid am I? DBC long stupid.
we're gonna have a long recession and no circuit breakers. just to cuck the BERS that have never witnessed one.
Short the market idicies all summer. The Fed is in a corner and nowhere to go—rates up more and QT. I’m up 40% last six weeks. Easy money—hodl. Ok, little stressful before the CPIs, but bubble time.
If Tesla goes below 625 I'm probably gonna face a margin call and need to deposit more money in but I don't have much money left to deposit :'(
never go full regard
You gotta sell now. Sorry
But it is going below I'm sorry man
I just got reported for calling someone in this sub r*****.
I was correcting his spelling of the word which they used multiple times lol
Dude was been cocky so I tell him to kill himself and I got ban....what a cock
This was once a safe place for degeneracy. Wtf is this world?
I got perma banned because I was "harassing" someone except they sent the first message and kept replying to me. not even a fucking warning.
What’s the best brokerage account for trading options in Canada? wanted to use Webull but it’s not in Canada any alternatives?
I’m buying puts on sleep for the weekend. I sure as hell am not getting any
when will this madnesa end
The last recession was December 2007 to June 2009 just look at the SPY chart. We were probably suppose to have a small recession in 2020, but we “skipped” that one by propping up the economy. Now we are paying for it. It’s going to last awhile.
The Lord is already EXALTED
God damn this sub is bearish, just read like 9 straight comments saying we will dump for months on end. Thank God I'm in calls.
Maximum bearish is a great thing. Nobody left to sell. And all those fuckers sitting in cash will have to get back in sometime.
Just like my comment above. The last recession was a bad one and lasted over a year.
Aint no fed gonna let a recession last a year. They will say 5% inflation is ok because its going down. Then let the game start again. We no longer have a world that can tolerate normal interest rates. 3% fed funds? May for one single month then back down.
How far into are we though, how long is potentially left in a worst case scenario?
Hard to tell. You can draw all sorts of lines on a graph. Just look at the SPY graph. Just insane growth since the 2008 crash. The curve is almost parabolic after recovery from 2008 when you look at it. It looks unnatural. Ok maybe we just have amazing economic growth. But it looks wrong to me.
Puts September/October SPY 215. Lol
It is unnatural. Nine trillion in QE since 2008. How we got here. It’s gonna take a decade to take that off the Feds balance sheet and the market will not respond well. I hope you like to short stocks and indices. I do. QT is incoming with the rates.
Look at the trillions they printed.
Edit: another source with recent timeline. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1121416/quantitative-easing-fed-balance-sheet-coronavirus/
Everyone just rode the wave. It was there in everyone’s faces. But things were going so well. Nobody in their right mind would say. Hey our economy is going too well let’s slow it down a bit. Well if anyone did they would be shot down and ignored. Well we are going to pay for it now.
Exactly. The 1% don’t care. The former middle class will pay for their greed in every way. Record profits, stock buy backs, etc. Powell will create layoffs of those hired while profits soared—that’s his plan. Just when we need the money and better wages the most. We need Unions again…. Oh, but the housing market is next. I guess that is good news for some.
Edit: A whole generation of traders who thought “buying the dip” would go forever and QE was normal. Lol. Now they have to really crunch the numbers to find good investments or trades.
I mean inflation has also been nuts since 2008
Calling it a lost decade going forward. QE built this shaky tower since 2008. Short sighted and the economy is weak from offshoring everything for decades. Chickens coming home to roost with inflation. Yes, a pandemic and a war will cause it to collapse if you put all the wealth in a few peoples accounts. Should have built up the middle class—nope, to greedy. Especially during a pandemic. Powell is not that smart.
I also like to live in fantasy land
Forex futures hit different. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
What’s it gonna take to see some circuit breakers?
Just hedging that will happen but god speed,
Who is buying PEI?
Futures fake like Yesterday huge gap lower in am
Swiss franc up 3% today
Go work on an oil rig.
Build it they will come ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
who is buying SF
We’ve been drilling every Thursday and Friday -4%. Tomorrow is no exception
Just a friendly reminder that this time yesterday bulls were on parade predicting a massive Green Day today.
Bears we’re winning and gonna continue winning for awhile but don’t assume tomorrow or any single day will 100% go the way we think it will.
That is the most specific but at the same time most general comment about predicting the future of the market I’ve ever heard. No day will ever go 100% the way you predict lol
Not with that attitude
unless i fucking buy QQQ 375 puts
then theres a 4% fucking rally
as said. if you want to make real quick 200%money in 1day,
play bankcrupt companies, after they colaps, wait 1-2 days go in and next day wueeey, check revlon and elms, and by the end of the day repeat and next day repeat-watch tomorrow elms-as it will drop
The amount of people still talking about ‘limit up’ or ‘bounce incoming’ or similar is just mindblowing to me.
We’re in for pretty much continuous dumping for the coming days if not weeks. Any mini rally will get sold off. There is nothing that suggests we bottom here. The fed is restricting the economy while a lot of analysts are doubting it would even meaningfully impact inflation. Beyond that oil and supply chains are still fucked. Spy is barely below the 385 where it was a month ago when .75 was ‘not on the table’ and inflation was supposed to be slowing.
TLDR your stocks and calls are fucked and if you buy either you’re setting yourself up to get royally fucked as well
30 days later. How those shorts treatin' ya? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Ha. Well some days better than others but overall I’m way up on them 👍 but I genuinely have no idea what’s goin on anymore
Good to hear it.. I think we're still due for a rally higher before the next elevator down, but we shall see!
True but there will be face ripping rallies. I really want to win both ways. This time I'm actually going to do what I've been thinking of doing for awhile. Going to buy SPY and QQQ calls tomorrow but hold on to my puts. Shorter dated and near the money calls. Atleast that is the plan for now.
Even during 2007 it tanked, rose a bit, tanked. I think most bulls are short term bulls and long term bears.
I think what JPow actually wanted to say is "it's not on the table, it's already in your a$$" 😅
Oh man, super red day heading into a Friday before a holiday on Monday. Fucking RIP for bulls
Imagine thinking we're close to bottoming out.. shit barely started
it started like 6 months ago....
THE NICE THING ABOUT STOCKS IS YOU’RE ALLOWED TO YELL AND SAY SLURS BECAUSE YOU’RE UNDER A LOTTA PRESSURE LOSING LOTS OF MONEY
I do the same at my regular job , nobody cares. Even almost sucker punched the CEO. Guy would of wrestle me probably. Life aint always gay.
Someone just mentioned tomorrow some chick named quad be bitching ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
Adobe blame pulling out russia and belarus for weak guidance for Q3 earnings but it should already be priced in?
Adobe sucks. They stacked all their chips on Acrobat which is quickly being replaced by a feature of all web browsers.
Musk getting sued by some degen that probably didnt cut losses ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Tomorrow we bounce, Monday flat. We're already pricing in high inflation for rest of the year.
markets closed on monday
Then he's right 100%, the price won't change on Monday
I wish I could believe you.
Limit up tomorrow
Tomorrow quad twitching
Is that where 3 obese guys and 1 hottub girl talk about moons and NFTs and gamestop on Twitch while losing 10s of millions on deep OTM 0days? Do you remember the Twitch channel?
Why is 🌽 holding strong? I thought it’ll go back to $20k
There’s people who’s literal everything depends on fake internet corn (MSTR). I wouldn’t be surprised at the lengths being takin to keep it up or try to hold support.
It's falling off a cliff as we speak 😅
The refugees keep hopping from the Titanic to the Lusitania, hoping they'll outlast the survivors of the Wasa.
It's epically sold off, not unreasonable for some support.
It also has no utility. It's perfectly reasonable to expect support at 0 and not a penny higher.
Nice reading bot lol
There is a Green Day lurking in the distance I can feel it.
...just like down is up, at some point.
is quad wiching = opex
google is better than wsb comments
I didn’t sell my puts let’s see if I regret it tomorrow
i regret it
Looking at the early AH action, I don’t think the buyers have enough stamina to drive the market up. But institutional will be running agros all night to figure out where the deals are.
CPI numbers tomorrow for euro
bloodbath again tomorrow
I NEED SOMEONE NOT RETARDED TO TELL ME WHY 20 YR TREASURY BONDS YEILDS WENT STRAIGHT UP
That leaves me out
Simple. Stocks are risky and some of the asswipe top 10% knew that getting all the money from stock market and putting it on bondmarket can keep them safe. See if you have 1 million at home thats okay? If you have 10 billion at home, its not okay. Exactly what happens, stocks going down so someone with billion dollars took all the money and put it into bondmarket so that they gain consistent money until they know stock market is good they will come back and put money in
Yes that makes sense. I figured shorter exp. would be play with inflation fears.
Its not inflation that fears most. Recession is what people fear, you think free money and spending money people ever cared about? Nah they love that. Its fed who makes the inflation to recession almost all the time
Well, it's all about interest rates init
Yeah. I mean, I figured bonds closer to expiry would be the play tbh and uncertainty would make 20 take a hit like in 2007. I’m regarded.
Yeah, to be honest it's a whole different specialization understanding the nuances involved but my basic take away is interest rates up, yield up.
Michael Burry bet big on TLT puts last time and it paid off…..so I figured…..well now I figure I’m mentally challenged
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Duck you burry
Debt market is fucked thats why stock market fucked
FUCK. THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. THANKS BUD.
$1.5M volume on the last SPY candle. Interesting.
SPY going midevil on our asses
Looks like adobe puts are printing. Congrats anyone that bought those
Another-3% day tomorrow till Spy is literally $0
TSLA sub 600 tomorrow
Hit 250$ buy July and im rich
I could see a SPY pump till afternoon or maybe even Tuesday.
I can see it also but no, sorry. Not because im crazy that everyone else is
tomorrows euro CPI cant be anything but redline level bad right? jpow at 530 am pst to clean up the europoor mess maybe?
they're literally eating bread and water from the river, bloodbath again tomorrow
Someone else said there blood on the streets. Or was that another other time?
Yeah this time its Crips
FUCKING ROKU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD
I wouldn't worry too much; probably be back red by Tuesday.
Thank the lord these fucking puts exp 6/24
Anybody know what a "flush friday" means? Just read a tweet saying "flush friday setting up $spx"
Flush my toilets everyday idk but them
sounds like cope
Reddit servers are fuckin trash
Lol that Spy volume in the last 5 mins.
Poots on reddit
I keep bleedin
I keep keep bleedin luv
Puts on Reddit
Maybe this shit ain't that complicated, puts eod yesterday, calls eod today
Most of the people don't know we started on a recession ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) and retail sales data was absolutely shit this morning
I'll just **UP**vote this one more time, since nothing else I control (or owe) is ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
3:59 had a volume of a million. That's nuts.
Banks are increasing peoples credit limit, we have a ways to go
Just sweep the problems under the rug like in 2006. It will be fine.
Perfect, I'll stop buying calls in 2 years
I just keep buying on fear and selling at hype. 🤣😂 It's my best strategy so far.
Kicking the can since 1944
Well, casinos closed. I'll be back tomorrow 9:30 sharp
I'll save you a spot
At least TSLA enjoyed a nice power hour.
Still down 8.5% for the day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Got 2 spy 370c expiring tomorrow for the morning pump, already up 10%
same here lets goooo
Same bro. Also 360p because VIX.
Why is 🌽 still 21k? Why is it not collapsing like everyone hopes?
It just dropped 10 k 💀💀
Can I get a headcount on tomorrows witches?
I know Sabrina is coming tomorrow.
I need to stop watching these charts,I'm only 21 and already got grey hair
Back to wendys then
!banbet TSLA +30% 7d
watch him miss it by 1 day 🪦
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **633.12** to **823.06** before **2022-06-23 16:01:36.142168-04:00**
Just checked in on 401k... I'll have to work 10 years past my expiration date to retire. God bless America
We’re officially in recession. Nicely done with Unlimited QE and now the pullbacks of all pullbacks
>WALMART AND ROKU DEBUT FIRST-OF-ITS-KIND PARTNERSHIP TO BRING COMMERCE TO TV ADS
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-16 ^16:00:48 ^EDT-0400
What's with the clamping at the close? We all got wiped the fuck out.
Just had a beyond burger on the grill that tasted like meat. How do they capture the taste of meat without using meat??
The sausages are dope too
Imo impossible burger way better than beyond burger. It even bleeds like ground beef. Try that shit next if you haven't yet hombre.