T O P
Tiny_Ad_7132

I need help with attaining my Mmj card online what are the recommendations to squiring it


Tiny_Ad_7132

So I have a patent idea close to it atleast it’s a 7.6billion dollar industry and the item I am talking about is stolen/lost 196million times a day I have an idea to reach that market


BigC_Gang

Last


DirtyJimCramer

Imagine imagining.


drxnkmvnk

no ho una ragazza perche sono troppo basso e grasso


Phukface9000

In the Immortal words of Bizzy Bone from the opening lines of the song 🎵 Crossroads- Bone Thugs N Harmony Eeeeeggggg Salad Look at hippopotta See me some blue chowda Gotta poop but God's got it And I'm gonna miss errybody


No-Blacksmith-9989

Bought WISH and it stayed straight while the others went down, probably will have a big pump up when the bears go to hibernate. Go to sleep you bears already!!!


JP2205

Face ripping rally tomorrow. Give it all back Monday


Languyin

The good news is you can't give it back Monday.


JP2205

Oh yeah. New made up holiday


Fck_aaada_you

Monday so bullish


drxnkmvnk

futes r green


zg44

"Don't fight the Fed": the same people that repeated that ad nauseum on the way up in the biggest asset bubble ever are trying to fight the Fed now. Fed is forcing asset prices down. Things will bottom but these types of bubbles take years to work through. A lot of assets are in for a half decade of pain (like corn and mega caps and housing).


farts_in_the_breeze

How stupid am I? DBC long stupid.


Perfect_Animator_749

we're gonna have a long recession and no circuit breakers. just to cuck the BERS that have never witnessed one.


ShaiHulud1111

Short the market idicies all summer. The Fed is in a corner and nowhere to go—rates up more and QT. I’m up 40% last six weeks. Easy money—hodl. Ok, little stressful before the CPIs, but bubble time.


mad4shirts

If Tesla goes below 625 I'm probably gonna face a margin call and need to deposit more money in but I don't have much money left to deposit :'(


AdExpress5410

never go full regard


JP2205

You gotta sell now. Sorry


Few-Adhesiveness6959

But it is going below I'm sorry man


KaladinStormstressed

I just got reported for calling someone in this sub r*****. I was correcting his spelling of the word which they used multiple times lol


CommunicationOld9321

Dude was been cocky so I tell him to kill himself and I got ban....what a cock


KaladinStormstressed

This was once a safe place for degeneracy. Wtf is this world?


Perfect_Animator_749

I got perma banned because I was "harassing" someone except they sent the first message and kept replying to me. not even a fucking warning.


ucaliptastree

thats regarded


Free-Public-Wifi

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


W__I__N

Spy up


Comfortable_Ad_2945

What’s the best brokerage account for trading options in Canada? wanted to use Webull but it’s not in Canada any alternatives?


HaemorrhageCE

IBKR


Anderson2211

Webull eh


TanSuede

I’m buying puts on sleep for the weekend. I sure as hell am not getting any


PleaseNotMeh

when will this madnesa end


Kreichs

The last recession was December 2007 to June 2009 just look at the SPY chart. We were probably suppose to have a small recession in 2020, but we “skipped” that one by propping up the economy. Now we are paying for it. It’s going to last awhile.


Big-Breadfruit-7243

The Lord is already EXALTED


Big-Breadfruit-7243

Lufthansa


Holysmokesx

God damn this sub is bearish, just read like 9 straight comments saying we will dump for months on end. Thank God I'm in calls.


JP2205

Maximum bearish is a great thing. Nobody left to sell. And all those fuckers sitting in cash will have to get back in sometime.


Kreichs

Just like my comment above. The last recession was a bad one and lasted over a year.


JP2205

Aint no fed gonna let a recession last a year. They will say 5% inflation is ok because its going down. Then let the game start again. We no longer have a world that can tolerate normal interest rates. 3% fed funds? May for one single month then back down.


njml82

How far into are we though, how long is potentially left in a worst case scenario?


Kreichs

Hard to tell. You can draw all sorts of lines on a graph. Just look at the SPY graph. Just insane growth since the 2008 crash. The curve is almost parabolic after recovery from 2008 when you look at it. It looks unnatural. Ok maybe we just have amazing economic growth. But it looks wrong to me. Puts September/October SPY 215. Lol


ShaiHulud1111

It is unnatural. Nine trillion in QE since 2008. How we got here. It’s gonna take a decade to take that off the Feds balance sheet and the market will not respond well. I hope you like to short stocks and indices. I do. QT is incoming with the rates. Look at the trillions they printed. https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm Edit: another source with recent timeline. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1121416/quantitative-easing-fed-balance-sheet-coronavirus/


Kreichs

Everyone just rode the wave. It was there in everyone’s faces. But things were going so well. Nobody in their right mind would say. Hey our economy is going too well let’s slow it down a bit. Well if anyone did they would be shot down and ignored. Well we are going to pay for it now.


ShaiHulud1111

Exactly. The 1% don’t care. The former middle class will pay for their greed in every way. Record profits, stock buy backs, etc. Powell will create layoffs of those hired while profits soared—that’s his plan. Just when we need the money and better wages the most. We need Unions again…. Oh, but the housing market is next. I guess that is good news for some. Edit: A whole generation of traders who thought “buying the dip” would go forever and QE was normal. Lol. Now they have to really crunch the numbers to find good investments or trades.


Throwawayz911

I mean inflation has also been nuts since 2008


ShaiHulud1111

Calling it a lost decade going forward. QE built this shaky tower since 2008. Short sighted and the economy is weak from offshoring everything for decades. Chickens coming home to roost with inflation. Yes, a pandemic and a war will cause it to collapse if you put all the wealth in a few peoples accounts. Should have built up the middle class—nope, to greedy. Especially during a pandemic. Powell is not that smart.


Jayrock122

I also like to live in fantasy land


Mammoth-Passenger-88

Forex futures hit different. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Totallynotfakenews

What’s it gonna take to see some circuit breakers?


[deleted]

[удалено]


NiccoR333

Just hedging that will happen but god speed,


RangerRue2020

Who is buying PEI?


TopBuyer777

Futures fake like Yesterday huge gap lower in am


ChigChiggimuh

Swiss franc up 3% today


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Go work on an oil rig.


AMCorDIE

Build it they will come ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


strongbad99

who is buying SF


Heedunk

We’ve been drilling every Thursday and Friday -4%. Tomorrow is no exception


Totallynotfakenews

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


SaysYou

Just a friendly reminder that this time yesterday bulls were on parade predicting a massive Green Day today. Bears we’re winning and gonna continue winning for awhile but don’t assume tomorrow or any single day will 100% go the way we think it will.


MoistBlunt

That is the most specific but at the same time most general comment about predicting the future of the market I’ve ever heard. No day will ever go 100% the way you predict lol


SaysYou

Not with that attitude


Dick_Goblair

unless i fucking buy QQQ 375 puts then theres a 4% fucking rally


Ricci811

as said. if you want to make real quick 200%money in 1day, play bankcrupt companies, after they colaps, wait 1-2 days go in and next day wueeey, check revlon and elms, and by the end of the day repeat and next day repeat-watch tomorrow elms-as it will drop


LongJohnBitcoin

The amount of people still talking about ‘limit up’ or ‘bounce incoming’ or similar is just mindblowing to me. We’re in for pretty much continuous dumping for the coming days if not weeks. Any mini rally will get sold off. There is nothing that suggests we bottom here. The fed is restricting the economy while a lot of analysts are doubting it would even meaningfully impact inflation. Beyond that oil and supply chains are still fucked. Spy is barely below the 385 where it was a month ago when .75 was ‘not on the table’ and inflation was supposed to be slowing. TLDR your stocks and calls are fucked and if you buy either you’re setting yourself up to get royally fucked as well


HaHawk

30 days later. How those shorts treatin' ya? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LongJohnBitcoin

Ha. Well some days better than others but overall I’m way up on them 👍 but I genuinely have no idea what’s goin on anymore


HaHawk

Good to hear it.. I think we're still due for a rally higher before the next elevator down, but we shall see!


HaHawk

!remindme 30d


TJMBeav

True but there will be face ripping rallies. I really want to win both ways. This time I'm actually going to do what I've been thinking of doing for awhile. Going to buy SPY and QQQ calls tomorrow but hold on to my puts. Shorter dated and near the money calls. Atleast that is the plan for now.


[deleted]

Even during 2007 it tanked, rose a bit, tanked. I think most bulls are short term bulls and long term bears.


Emotional_Two_8059

I think what JPow actually wanted to say is "it's not on the table, it's already in your a$$" 😅


[deleted]

Oh man, super red day heading into a Friday before a holiday on Monday. Fucking RIP for bulls


mathboom123

Imagine thinking we're close to bottoming out.. shit barely started


maz-o

it started like 6 months ago....


Typical-Mouse-4804

THE NICE THING ABOUT STOCKS IS YOU’RE ALLOWED TO YELL AND SAY SLURS BECAUSE YOU’RE UNDER A LOTTA PRESSURE LOSING LOTS OF MONEY


frankiefrank1e

I do the same at my regular job , nobody cares. Even almost sucker punched the CEO. Guy would of wrestle me probably. Life aint always gay.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Someone just mentioned tomorrow some chick named quad be bitching ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


kkona2345

Adobe blame pulling out russia and belarus for weak guidance for Q3 earnings but it should already be priced in?


secretbern

Adobe sucks. They stacked all their chips on Acrobat which is quickly being replaced by a feature of all web browsers.


Fair_TQQQ

Musk getting sued by some degen that probably didnt cut losses ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JustMowingTheLawn

Tomorrow we bounce, Monday flat. We're already pricing in high inflation for rest of the year.


xlmtothemoon

markets closed on monday


Capasian

Then he's right 100%, the price won't change on Monday


CFord1997

I wish I could believe you.


shkrelispharmacist

Limit up tomorrow


NomadKing1

lol 😂


JustMowingTheLawn

this


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Tomorrow quad twitching


fumbled_testtubebaby

Is that where 3 obese guys and 1 hottub girl talk about moons and NFTs and gamestop on Twitch while losing 10s of millions on deep OTM 0days? Do you remember the Twitch channel?


iphonexmas

Why is 🌽 holding strong? I thought it’ll go back to $20k


[deleted]

There’s people who’s literal everything depends on fake internet corn (MSTR). I wouldn’t be surprised at the lengths being takin to keep it up or try to hold support.


Emotional_Two_8059

It's falling off a cliff as we speak 😅


fumbled_testtubebaby

The refugees keep hopping from the Titanic to the Lusitania, hoping they'll outlast the survivors of the Wasa.


friedbymoonlight

It's epically sold off, not unreasonable for some support.


fumbled_testtubebaby

It also has no utility. It's perfectly reasonable to expect support at 0 and not a penny higher.


AbsoluteHeroFace

Nice reading bot lol


Big_dadd_BD

There is a Green Day lurking in the distance I can feel it.


Fumo_Arbolez

...just like down is up, at some point.


coppehh

is quad wiching = opex


mingling4502

google is better than wsb comments https://www.tradestation.com/insights/2022/02/03/quadruple-witching-dates-2022-trading/#:~:text=Quadruple%20witching%20is%20an%20event,linked%20to%20underlying%20stock%20prices.


coppehh

thanks man!


Parrham

I didn’t sell my puts let’s see if I regret it tomorrow


Parrham

i regret it


Wormfather

Looking at the early AH action, I don’t think the buyers have enough stamina to drive the market up. But institutional will be running agros all night to figure out where the deals are.


AdExpress5410

CPI numbers tomorrow for euro bloodbath again tomorrow


Typical-Mouse-4804

I NEED SOMEONE NOT RETARDED TO TELL ME WHY 20 YR TREASURY BONDS YEILDS WENT STRAIGHT UP


RottenRook

That leaves me out


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Simple. Stocks are risky and some of the asswipe top 10% knew that getting all the money from stock market and putting it on bondmarket can keep them safe. See if you have 1 million at home thats okay? If you have 10 billion at home, its not okay. Exactly what happens, stocks going down so someone with billion dollars took all the money and put it into bondmarket so that they gain consistent money until they know stock market is good they will come back and put money in


Typical-Mouse-4804

Yes that makes sense. I figured shorter exp. would be play with inflation fears.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Its not inflation that fears most. Recession is what people fear, you think free money and spending money people ever cared about? Nah they love that. Its fed who makes the inflation to recession almost all the time


eerfdd

Well, it's all about interest rates init


Typical-Mouse-4804

Yeah. I mean, I figured bonds closer to expiry would be the play tbh and uncertainty would make 20 take a hit like in 2007. I’m regarded.


eerfdd

Yeah, to be honest it's a whole different specialization understanding the nuances involved but my basic take away is interest rates up, yield up.


Typical-Mouse-4804

Michael Burry bet big on TLT puts last time and it paid off…..so I figured…..well now I figure I’m mentally challenged


AutoModerator

Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


eerfdd

Duck you burry


[deleted]

Debt market is fucked thats why stock market fucked


[deleted]

[удалено]


Typical-Mouse-4804

FUCK. THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. THANKS BUD.


mingling4502

$1.5M volume on the last SPY candle. Interesting.


Just_spark_it

SPY going midevil on our asses


abgonzo7588

Looks like adobe puts are printing. Congrats anyone that bought those


iamchromes

Another-3% day tomorrow till Spy is literally $0


Yamilo_oWarrior

TSLA sub 600 tomorrow


frankiefrank1e

Hit 250$ buy July and im rich


AdExpress5410

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


lamabaronvonawesome

I could see a SPY pump till afternoon or maybe even Tuesday.


frankiefrank1e

I can see it also but no, sorry. Not because im crazy that everyone else is


SeP121

tomorrows euro CPI cant be anything but redline level bad right? jpow at 530 am pst to clean up the europoor mess maybe?


AdExpress5410

they're literally eating bread and water from the river, bloodbath again tomorrow


Fumo_Arbolez

Someone else said there blood on the streets. Or was that another other time?


frankiefrank1e

Yeah this time its Crips


Typical-Mouse-4804

FUCKING ROKU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD


RecklesslyPessmystic

I wouldn't worry too much; probably be back red by Tuesday.


Typical-Mouse-4804

Thank the lord these fucking puts exp 6/24


Kindly-Somewhere-14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


doilookpail

Anybody know what a "flush friday" means? Just read a tweet saying "flush friday setting up $spx"


frankiefrank1e

Flush my toilets everyday idk but them


IRefuseToGiveAName

sounds like cope


-Dreamville-

Reddit servers are fuckin trash


PurpleDaphne

Lol that Spy volume in the last 5 mins.


Final_Historian7309

Poots on reddit


bluen

I keep bleedin I keep keep bleedin luv Puts on Reddit


eerfdd

Maybe this shit ain't that complicated, puts eod yesterday, calls eod today


Just_spark_it

SPY going midevil on our asses


kkona2345

Most of the people don't know we started on a recession ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) and retail sales data was absolutely shit this morning


Just_spark_it

SPY going midevil on our asses


Fumo_Arbolez

I'll just **UP**vote this one more time, since nothing else I control (or owe) is ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Just_spark_it

Thanks homie


SnusNTendies

3:59 had a volume of a million. That's nuts.


darthvader69699

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


DrSigns

Banks are increasing peoples credit limit, we have a ways to go


[deleted]

Just sweep the problems under the rug like in 2006. It will be fine.


LordoftheEyez

Perfect, I'll stop buying calls in 2 years


[deleted]

I just keep buying on fear and selling at hype. 🤣😂 It's my best strategy so far.


Capasian

Kicking the can since 1944


VirusSpreading

Well, casinos closed. I'll be back tomorrow 9:30 sharp


donnidoflamingo

I'll save you a spot


DrSigns

Banks are increasing peoples credit limit, we have a ways to go


lostindasauces

At least TSLA enjoyed a nice power hour. Still down 8.5% for the day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TheKrazyKrab23

Got 2 spy 370c expiring tomorrow for the morning pump, already up 10%


coppehh

same here lets goooo


InevitableGUH

Same bro. Also 360p because VIX.


McNeiltherealdeal

Why is 🌽 still 21k? Why is it not collapsing like everyone hopes?


Big_dadd_BD

It just dropped 10 k 💀💀


DrSOGU

Patience


Chance_Island2704

Can I get a headcount on tomorrows witches?


phly

I know Sabrina is coming tomorrow.


InevitableGUH

👅🐈‍⬛


genxtasmac

I need to stop watching these charts,I'm only 21 and already got grey hair


Mrkemiz

Back to wendys then


TeslaLeafBlower

!banbet TSLA +30% 7d


taffy_laffy

watch him miss it by 1 day 🪦


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **633.12** to **823.06** before **2022-06-23 16:01:36.142168-04:00**


DeepFuckinLosses

Just checked in on 401k... I'll have to work 10 years past my expiration date to retire. God bless America


CONSPIRATORIAL_IDIOT

We’re officially in recession. Nicely done with Unlimited QE and now the pullbacks of all pullbacks


VisualMod

>WALMART AND ROKU DEBUT FIRST-OF-ITS-KIND PARTNERSHIP TO BRING COMMERCE TO TV ADS $ROKU ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-16 ^16:00:48 ^EDT-0400


TradeSpY420

What's with the clamping at the close? We all got wiped the fuck out.


phly

Just had a beyond burger on the grill that tasted like meat. How do they capture the taste of meat without using meat??


mrbadface

The sausages are dope too


ForRolls

Imo impossible burger way better than beyond burger. It even bleeds like ground beef. Try that shit next if you haven't yet hombre.