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BlueXheese

realized you were a shill @ ''waddap''


ostrichanus

too retarded to wanna read any further


Erzkuake

For someone who's been seen for the first time on WSB only 2 min ago, you sure know how to use the community language even if you use too many words for us. I won't say it's sus but I have a feeling its a p&d


brickhouse1013

It’s likely a P&D without the pump part. Lol.


CMARedditGuy

It’s definitely a dump


brickhouse1013

I almost got puts but 300% IV. Lol. I’ll wait til afterwards and get long puts.


_ziros_

Yup bullshit post some institution trying to unload bags


Bluebirdx-

Their net income is still negative until they can get positive cash flow it will continue to go down.


unloud

Also, there’s a straight-up CMBS mortgage crisis in process that is going to wipe the floor with all mortgage companies; especially those who are cash poor/income negative.


analyticsguy23

Alright ill bite, whats a house?


[deleted]

Mfers will write a 10 page dd to pump their bags instead of just investing in good companies 🤣🤡


Tendiemesilly

Hahaha they’re going to get wiped, have seen their agents make retarded business decisions and buy homes (at a premium) even in todays market and not be able to sell. Their dicks are going to get exploded


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realjimcramer

If you like Opendoor you'll love Zillow


therealspideysteve

Ok so $OPEN gets paid per transaction, like a MM. That makes sense. What happens when/if housing sales slow?


sotism

Was going to say this. Market maker is a fine analogy. And their revs go down when volume goes down.


Chgralac73

they become a Citadel :P


StockAstro

They buy the houses without Guaranteed buyers lined up, meaning they hold inventory. Your comment that they won’t be effected if prices drop is inaccurate. They have bought houses at the peak, and may have to sell at a Loss. They weee unprofitable when house prices increases nearly 40%


Peelboy

So puts is what he is saying


Nicotine_Ned

Can’t spell $OPEN without $NOPE


Tonka111

Did I miss the bit where you proved you were 1.3 Mill into it? Did you start off with 3 Mill?


mad_hundos

It's literally the last image in the post, it's a straight screenshot of my brokerage account and shows $1.34M of cost basis.


limethedragon

You are correct, this is a positions or ban scenario.


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pointlessbike

I have to buy Pfizer stock now cuz reading this gave me cancer


Nikluu

Real estate has peaked


Dragonbrau

So my take away from this is to buy puts.


Wall_Street_Bet

Stonks are dead. If you aren’t getting into corn related commodities in 2022 then you are gonna want to rope in 10 years ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Milo14Company

Gawdam


[deleted]

Jesus what the fuck is this retardation? I'd rather take a shit and smear it all over myself whilst shoving an orange in my ass repeatedly than read this garbage.


Zealousideal_Pea565

Haha STFU I just had an orange


HesitantInvestor0

Can you rewrite it with a more serious tone? These WSB comedy posts are hard to differentiate from shitposts. I'm excited by the things you laid out, but it's hard to take seriously. Convince me daddy.


[deleted]

Didn't read, just saw memes and YOLO'D like the Retard I am


switchkickflip

This can't be a pump and dump. There are no awards. I'm in!


Peelboy

When someone on here writes this much you know they are farming for suckers.


Exaggerated_E

Time to drop my 100$ of birthday money


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zer0_trust

I think you’ve ever toured one of the houses OpenDoors has bought. The houses are almost always shit because they bought them without knowing things like whether a half-baked rehab was left unfinished by the owner, though OpenDoor expects those homes to sell at market price.


Gringoguapisimo

To Jupiter!


kylexyz001

Move over erick you've been overshadowed


catbulliesdog

So is this a Pump and Dump or just a straight Dump for insides to escape their shares with some kind of cash?


Consistent-Tap160

this whole time I thought you were talking about open table


DontTaxMeJoe

I mean, how many cocks have you seen? 🤔 If you’ve only ever seen your dick and Tyler Oakland’s…of course it would be the fattest you’ve even seen. What kind of sample size are we talking about here? TIA.


DerPanzerfaust

IV is 275 on 5/6 8C. What a turd. Go P&D somewhere else.


dabears---318

Soon as I saw this knew to buy puts


Chgralac73

how to lose $1.3M, or are those just calls you bought lol


[deleted]

First seen in wsb 2 minutes ago. And you expect us to believe your DD?


bahetrick1

The outlook on OPEN is not great.....they have less than 1 yr cash runway, not forecasted to become profitable in the next 3 years, and they have diluted shareholders in the last year. To your point, the market is going to think this thesis is wrong, and I also think you're wrong, but you could very well end up being right.


_po_daddy_

You son a biscuit. I’m in.


Zealousideal_Pea565

I'm putting my 40k right here. Then in a few days I might have 40 dollars left.


Jackprot69

this is fuk


Busy_Negotiation_257

Bullshit


wiggity-wack

I’ll go against you


mdandrea11

Gotta hand it to him. He managed to combine the worst of the casino stock market and the real estate bubble into one play.


Sad-hurt-and-depress

Look at this Mofo Bag holder for OPEN. LMAO.


SecretHonest1379

Opendoor is about to buy my house at a price my real estate agent wouldn’t fucking touch. 100k more than I paid for it 18 months ago. I’m sorry but if they get caught holding the bag on these properties they are fuuuuuuuuuuuuukkk.


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snippythehorses

The only people with 1 million to spare on a trade are hedge funds 🙄


Dan_inKuwait

Ban. Send screenshot of your positions to mod mail for unban.


worstamericangirl

i like the paragraphs


hirme23

Dayum, best of luck mate


CummusStainus

Could it be, old school WSB DD?


limethedragon

On an account first seen 2 minutes ago? Not likely.


collinincolumbus

T Rowe, BlackRock, and Suvretta are pretty big holders. I like those funds. Interesting take will look into.