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profknewitall

Best of luck if this actually goes through! Regardless of your eventual position, you might get a new rule/policy named in your honor.


Dry_Badger_Chef

WSB is QA-ing their shitty apps for free.


Jacob_The_White_Guy

“Free” being a relative term in this case.


CoraxTechnica

We get to watch for free at least


N3UR0_

there would be no more broker


NoComment002

No broker. Only brokest.


Rockdapenguin

That’s enough money to give every person in the US 255k dollars


bocaj78

No more economy


Pastry-Pirate

Lmao they will just let you crash the global economy from your phone


Erickl0930

If I win everyone wins, 1 mil for you!


SpectacularTrashCan

They let bankers crash it from their computers so it's not all that different.


dat_GEM_lyf

Except I can use my phone on the shitter but they can’t use their computers in the shitter


UsernameHere_____

Clearly you haven’t been introduced to the laptop


PunisherParadox

Clearly he's not entirely clear on what a phone is now.


Spare-Mousse3311

r/pcmasterrace might disagree


Erickl0930

I mean yea..😂😂😂


Pastry-Pirate

Well thanks for the heads up. Time to go hoarding 🤣


Professional-Look562

Please be cautious to trade* uhh sure click....


bigjimmy07

Reading this notice counts as DD and therefore the send must happen


bbe_09

« I just clicked to see what would happen, sir »


KayanuReeves

Imagine this goes through because of a tech glitch. And the MM’s AI algos start trying to hedge which leads to a market crash. Then OP makes trillions.


Erickl0930

4 mil for making me laugh 😂


Artistiqueflower

Bro with this kind of frivolous spending, you’ll run out of money in, like, 87,000 years. Slow down!


Erickl0930

If I win we all win, 1 mil for you!


[deleted]

Can I have a mil for not understanding any of this but reading the whole thread? Lol


Devilshire52

Finally a post I understand.


Routman

Dude shooting his shot for $4 mil


disturbing_nickname

I can totally see devs trusting someones system to not be this retarded and therefore neglect making safety mechanisms because of that trust. God speed, sweet autistic OP. And Thank You for reviving WSB.


fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf

I program some things quick and dirty for work, but this is so far beyond the pale lmao. Whoever developed the validation for this app should be fired, and whoever worked on the backend validation should face life in prison.


disturbing_nickname

Yep. We live in a time where the SEC should hold financial institutions accountable not only for what they’re doing financially, but also technologically. Yes, they may revise AI, personal data storage, and such, but I’ve never heard of tech stack revisions. And oh boy, it will bite the world in the ass . «Hurr durr the worlds exonomy is so much safer now that the US housing market is regulated». Nah, companies just found other ways to leverage themselfes to their tits, and that card house of liquidity may very well get rug pulled by a glitch like this. A beautiful mind like OP’s may cause the next recession. It makes me all fuzzy inside.


doublestuf27

Unless it’s one of those next-gen AI-powered market-making algorithms, which can instantly calculate out and get immediate underwriting & execution for all hedging activities against dumbass retail tesla call buyers, by sending all of these orders to a totally-arms-length Cayman Islands-based OTC options whale with ocean water pledged as collateral. In that case, OP gonna get douched no matter what.


medicatedhippie420

If one WSB retard crashes the market I'll be complete.


SrCow

now I'm excited for Monday. good luck luck! edit.... sleepy time sweet dreams everyone! hashtag excited! also I found a house that I would like to buy with that Mil!


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


RCascanbe

I'll let you fuck my wife's boyfriend for a milly


ChristianSurvivor_

Why would he want to fuck your pillow?


iforgotmypasswwoordd

Can I fuck your pillow ?


Kalash504

Casual 87 trillion dollar position


ThetaStoleUrTendies

If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $87,000,000,000,000, that's a global economic problem


[deleted]

Sounds like OP has the world by the balls.


TOkidd

This retarded genius just taught us all how we can instantly become too big to fail.


ceraphin07

So big it had to fail.


[deleted]

CIA is somewhere watching retarded WSB puts.


Sjelan

And they're laughing their asses off. CIA agent, "Hey Jim! Get over here! You won't believe what this retard on r/wsb just did!


bitcoinslinga

Now he’s got the world swingin’ from his nuts.


hixchem

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.


throwaway92715

Let's get Elon on the line, I'm sure he can arrange a little pump for our soon-to-be-trillionaire friend


phuqo5

Elon's the kind of guy to make it drop so you panic sell (to him) and then pump it


EL_Ohh_Well

Classic 2-pump chump


tricky2271

Nothing to see here, market is fine.


snaklil

Time to start depression 2.0


ThoiZz

Wait, you guys are not trading with trillions?


Advice2Anyone

Inflation do be like that


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ilovepbnj_

wait you guys are not homeless?


ThePimpedOutPlatypus

Weapons of Mass Destruction grade Autism


Sensitive-Area2125

There is no way you will have a bloodline. IMO it's pretty much a freeroll


DarthLysergis

The lead paint chips OP eats every day will wipe out his bloodline much sooner.


Sad_Molasses_6753

Are you going to buy Twitter from Elon?


Erickl0930

I’ll buy the United States


Sad_Molasses_6753

"Cocaine and whores my friend."


thefunmachine007

And the rest I squandered.


cyberianhusky2015

If you buy the USA, you don’t have to pay taxes on your gainz


echolsx

The IRS hates this one simple trick.


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

Big brain move right here


SmithRune735

You could always delete the app if it goes wrong. Edit: But seriously, goodluck OP 😉


KreateOne

Fool proof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong.


ThanksGamestop

Just don’t pick up the phone


Kream_Dream

If you do accidently answer just Hwang up!


sanguinesolitude

Just mail the bill back with a "No U" written on it. Banks hate this trick.


Bountyhunt6

Send them the UNO reverse


SpectacularTrashCan

Literally can't go tits up


sneakersNsadness

WSB history repeating itself, would like to make a request for $100k if you become a trillionaire. Thanks mate, gl


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


Crowtein

I'd like a small loan of 1 million, please.


Erickl0930

How does 2 mil sound??


Crowtein

Sounds even better.


Didntknow94

What do i have to do to get 1 too? Lol


mcoisty

Reacharound.


Didntknow94

For a million bucks? No problem!


bigjimmy07

Then you can turn that milly into your own trilly....or go back behind the dumpster after you loose it with “reach around” added to your resume. Absolute win


RcadeMo

I want 1 million too, I'll show you a picture of my cat in return


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


Scythro_

I’ll show you a pic of my dick. No money needed.


lllegal_Clone

1mill? 70k would wipe away all of my lifes problems.


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


raulz0r

I'll meet you at Wendys if you give me 1mil too


vanearthquake

Good luck friend, crossed the hairs on my toes for you


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


ladies_PM_ur_tongue

Is this a "lambos for all" situation?


Erickl0930

More like 10 lambos for you situation 😂


ladies_PM_ur_tongue

My man


Californiakook

Prove the confirmation I need to see it. Send it buddy, I need something to fap to


Erickl0930

It’s the weekend so that’s why I said I have to wait till Monday to put the trade through


Hybrid_Blood

It won't go through, this is just a preview, when you hit confirm you'll get an error. Would be something amazing to see though.


Apocalypse-7

the number of people that dont realize this lmfao, literally anyone could take an unconfirmed ss of any amount they wanted


Ihad2saythat

because most of them never saw brokerage account outside of screenshots


ed23442244

Good luck 🍀 my friend


Erickl0930

2 mill for you!


Own_Reality_2770

What…. The actual fuck…..


sofakinghuge

Seriously. I'm dumbfounded. Like..... how? How the fuck is something like that not caught in development?


Specialist_North9062

I’m laughing so hard at this lol, it seems like there have been so many instances similar to OP, but clearly not at the multi-trillion dollar limit. OP I hope you wear something memorable in your testimony to Congress. Rooting for you 😂


TheOnlyFallenCookie

The Monopoly Outfit **PLEASE**


Log_Out_Of_Life

Have a notebook library. One book on each iPad.


WoolooOfWallStreet

When finished with each book, dump the iPad into a used book bin


jack0071

Monocle, cane, and dimmadomes hat


h8reditLVvoat

There is a reason why you're only seeing the screen before "Confirm", if OP actually tried to place this order then it would be caught.


BeamStop23

The fact that it took this deep in the thread to see this is proof this place is filled with retards


my_user_wastaken

You mean my broker won't let me trade on margin higher than 4x the gdp of the US? 2T higher than the entire globe gdp?


SaintsSooners89

A trillion here, a few multiples of the entire globe gdp there...it's all just numbers to a broker.


tha_chooch

And the fact that it says day trades left 0


bagofodour

Well at least he is not buying gourds


Western_Resort

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Salt-Profession5611

Infinite money glitch confirmed 😂


hiricinee

I hope Op becomes the world's first quadrillionaire. Let's assume that the broker tried to execute this deal, the problem is that you'd run out of call sellers, or the price of the calls would become so extreme as he buys them that it'd be cost prohibitive to the point that the calls start being valued higher than the stock price.


golfer888

Musky will not like the fact that a random dude from one of the craziest subs steal his next title 🤣


golongandprosper

unless… 🤔Who else would get approved for a margin like that?


osufan765

Vega through the fucking roof


Joghobs

The first Vega Squeeze


zenslapped

Shit I didn't even think of that. IV would go to the moon! I can't even imagine what the spreads would become


SummerBlonde2

Sounds like everyone gets rich off cheap calls is what I'm hearing


Sweaty-Tart-3198

Where does the quadrillion come into play? It's 87 trillion right?


hiricinee

If he makes x 14 returns or so it's a quad.


LEERROOOOYYYYY

Good lord 1 quadrillion is a big number


hiricinee

Well it's likely more money than actually exists, even if you take the full value of every government and corporation combined, the problem is of course because of that there would be no actual way to leverage 80 trillion dollars that would actually work.


MarcusAurelius68

Zimbabwe 100 trillion dollar note enters the chat


lipov27

Breaking news: local redditor becomes sole owner of all money!


Specialist_North9062

It would trigger the algo to keep buying deeper otm lol, it literally could probably blow up the global financial system. No counter party would ever settle this even if a broker cleared it lol


No-Relationship118

Hey amigo, skim me 500k off the top just for being a fellow degenerate. I'll be sure to use it for another blown up account this year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Erickl0930

I got you for 1 mil, just follow me and remind me on Monday 😂


GordonGekkoo

Bro you have balls of steel


Independent-Ad4660

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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hkpfei3022

They'll just delete the program and walk away.


CantChooseWhatName

Prolly just send him a same day delivery predator missle. Don't have to pay him if he no longer exists


OddInstance79

We believe OP has options of mass destruction.


Apetardo

Options of mass destruction... Ded!


Hypamania

87 trillion dollars so far


Erickl0930

2 mil for making me laugh 😂😂


trav0073

These guys are chumps - give me $10B so I can buy Reddit and delete all the subs except for WSB


binglelemon

Keep all the subs as they are. Find away to change each of name of the subs, so they all operate independently, but call them all r/wsb.


LostInSpace9

Just replace the r with wsb so this sub would essentially be “Reddit.com/wsb/wsb”


Mundus6

This cant be real hahaha. Borrow 87T like its nothing.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, OP has more than enough collateral to secure it


greyfox199

OP banked a lot of overtime behind Wendy's


SpectacularTrashCan

He's sufficiently leveraged for his personal risk tolerance


moose2mouse

Borrow 87T like you’re the USA government!


Bitter_Mongoose

Plot twist, OP is actually Joe Biden


ThePimpedOutPlatypus

🪦🪦🪦


tezontek

It’s about time someone separates from the pack as the true leader! I salute you my friend!


Erickl0930

2 mil for you!


AMuslimPharmer

All of wsb is now rooting for this one trade! Can’t wait for Monday 🥹


p12qcowodeath

If this goes through and you make money, I'll suck your dick for $5 million of that. Real talk.


kismatwalla

What broker is this? You will need another degenerate to sell 99999999 calls, so trade can go thru.


idontknowanyonehere1

This is a new practice called lending options, it's where they give out options that don't exist. Kinda like naked shorting. 🤔


Kyuudan

This is beautiful. A true mad man amongst psychopaths.


balazs955

* TradeUP: Please be cautious to trade. * OP: * TradeUP: Alert: This order will generate a loan of 86,974,999,654,016.23USD. * OP: Seems about right. I'm good with 1 mil, good luck you magnificent retard.


kwietog

Everyone got a mil, except of you. F.


BarleyHops2

Zero chance this goes thru. Lol


SnoaH_

0 mil for you!


BeerPizzaGaming

Tell that to Bill Hwang


BarleyHops2

Bill Hwang isn't on WSB. Or is he...


lettuzepray

how do you think he got into his situation if not following WSB


BarleyHops2

True!


steve8675

Hi my name is Big Hwang the H is silent.


sh41kh

Disclaimer: Options trading can be extremely risky 🤡


nimanumaeh

Haha silly broker


EColli93

RemindMe! 2 days


Erickl0930

I got you!🙃


destroythemall6

I'll be watching the ticker, if it haults then we'll know.


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MChammer707

Would it destroy the world economy if OP's plan works? Yes. Am I still rooting for this degenerate? Also, yes.


[deleted]

I, for one, welcome our new regarded overlord.


pjjpb

Glad I turned on the no-meme filter this morning. Good luck to your bloodline paying off that debt.


Chewbacca648

This some king shit


Erickl0930

4 mil for you!


BishopSycamoreCoach

Does Reddit posts hold up in court ?


PVKT

Absolutely. In fact our judicial system demands to be judged by a panel of your peers. Where else are they gonna find a panel of peers outside of reddit for this guy?


Jorgeg_Fortan

Now THIS is podracing


Nocturnal_Meat

Thoughts and Prayers.


[deleted]

You are doing the lords work either way this goes. Profit or chaos. Remember us when you buy the globe plz


MoonrakerRocket

This gotta be paper trading surely 😂 So this is what the end of everything looks like


Erickl0930

It says live on top


MoonrakerRocket

Post confirmation? Genuinely interested to see if it makes it through 😂


jdoedoge

Lmaooo


Prior-Egg-3099

see you behind wendy's or on forbes on monday xD GL with that if it will be filled, fellow retard (:


prototype31695

The greatest among us has risen! The prophecy shall be fulfilled!


Borstels

Gonna buy Tesla with the profits?


Erickl0930

I’ll buy the fucking world!!


Reagaemane

If you owe $1k, its your problem. If you owe $87 Trillion, its the US problem. Good luck next tesla founder ☘


DisastrousStop3945

I'd like to buy land and turn it into a national park and also start a kids program to introduce them to nature. Help a guy out if it goes through?


Constant-Sweet-3718

Sir/Ma'am, you're either the smartest person I know or the dumbest.


Adventurous_Garlic58

I wonder how many times this has happened and then just filed for bankruptcy?


OttawaNurseM

I believe in you!


Erickl0930

1 mil for you!


this_justn_yn

Op, you could pay off most of everyone's student debt once you win. Just an idea???


Erickl0930

1 mil for you and everyone else!


emotionles

I’m excited for when you become president


Alarmed-Fun-4061

This guy fucks!