By - OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
New thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m3hkjf/gme_megathread_for_march_12_2021
Jim Cramer is a snek. Can hear him hissin now.
I'm glad the fucker did that video...telling some strategy's...good cramer...it help to know what those shit hedge FUNDers get away with...snap!!
Why the fuck all the these new comments about sneks? What did I miss last night lol?
This morning, sneks are green
I got a silver today :( sad snek
ape need new GME thread
Time for the new thread
I have grown impatient with these malevolent sneks on this bloody aircraft
I’ve got one hand on my snek 🐍 And I’m ready for launch! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
My $SNEK is full of $CUM, I’m going to $NUT on some $ASS
Snakes are wiggly and GREEN
Lol and you pussies were scared when it dropped from 340. Hold on you cowards! Valhalla opens its doors only to the courageous!
Good morning fellow Apes! Let’s start our prelaunch checks 🚀
Which one of you dumb apes bet $10.5M that GME would close at $800?
Man you have balls
What the fuck? Someone bet that it would go up to $800 is evidence of manipulation. SOMEONE MADE A BET IS EVIDENCE??
And yet that crazy sudden drop in minutes on Wednesday isn't evidence of manipulation.
I'm not gonna claim to know everything about the market, but how can someone just making an extravagant bet be evidence the market is being manipulated?
I would think they are thinking someone knows something and that's why you would buy such and option.
If this shit goes to $800 by the end of 3/12... my lawd. They system may break.
No doubt that would be complete insanity, but I still feel like they should wait for that to actually happen before they throw around claims of manipulation.
Ultimately, don't we all manipulate the market? What we buy goes up, and what we sell goes down
What I buy goes down and what I sell goes up. I just have inverse manipulation.
Same here. Buy low sell high
Too many buy high sell lows!
Fucking sneks everywhere
What going on with the slithery sneks 😂
Snek Jazz tunes
Are filling up the rooms
I don't know the plans
Just got these diamond hands
No it’s not
One snek for me?
Nothing cements the fraternity like a bunch of gay snek-mojis
Sir, this is a casino
Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant
Guys this is Fight Club
Put your chairs in their upright position
I’m not saying people SHOULD or SHOULD NOT buy Gme.. but I’m just curious.. what the hell are you doing here if you don’t own any or don’t believe in the company?
he's a cold hearted snek girl, look into his eyes! 🐍
"Gme surge takes breather as retail fatigue sets in" per Boomblurg. Yeah ok fuckers open your eyes and zoom out from 1 flat day yesterday. What is wrong with these dopes.
I am sneksually attracted to the stock
Mega thread? Where you at boiiiiiii?
Thank you bro!
Got you brother
I heard this was the snek megathread? 🐍
Suddenly sneks everywhere. I'm so confused. What did I miss??
\*and how can I get one? :P \*
So many tiny danger noodles
SSR list today still ?
My sleep chart looks almost identical to GameStop around noon on the 10th
My snek, my back, lick my Jim Cramer, and my crack
Give this man a SNEK!
Whats with the sneks?
YOU GET A SNEK, YOU GET A SNEK, YOU GET A SNEK, EVERYBODY GETS A SNEK
i love you Oprahs
There's a snek in my boot!
Is it too late to get a slithery snek?
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I been up watching premarket since 3 am upvote or snek if I should go eat a bowl of Alfredo pasta rn at 5 am
Ok I’m doing it
I'm a snek, I'm a slithery little snek please?
Snek? Snek pls
can y’all stop talking about sneks im trying to make money
Can I get a snek too 😬
Why are we all talking about snakes??? What have I missed
Crayons and sneks, they're our best friends
Hedgies are sneks
Ooohhhh Snek Awards
Snake pit snake pit
May I have a sneky snek?
I'm fully erect and ready for the sneks
theres a snake in my gme
give snek please :(
Let’s open at $300 sneks!
PLEASE can I have a Snek i love sneks psst psst
I keep giving my sneks away.. can I have more?
Can I please have a snek too?
Holy moly thats a lot of sneks, plus we're reclaiming 270. Think we're on track for 350 again, EOD?
Dang time to go to work I just wanna watch the numbers all day long !
Please ,, snek?
I love you all guys or girls, paperhands or diamondhands, we will all be millionares one day lets go
I love you both
bad guess imo
We’re slithering up to $300
you been double snekked yesssssss
all this snek award money could have gone into gme bruh, buy that 0.5 share
If it hits 269.69 I will take that as a sign 🚀🚀🚀
Sneks everywhere this morning. 🐍
McFlurry or McLaren 🖐💎
I like both so I’ll hodl.
Huge Hot caramel McFlurry with Oreos and shit, consumed in the McLaren.
Thank whoever your deity is for my 💎🙌 cause I don’t know who mine is
I wear a helmet in the shower, can I have snek?
I can’t believe it’s Friday already. The weeks never use to fly by like this pre-GME.
Gonna open at $270+. Buckle up for a wild ride boys!
What you mean yo I already saw 275 🤑🤑🤑
GME to $360 eod.
Keek da snek
I’m giving out sneks today, but cannot give them to myself. Can anyone hit me up with a snake?
Would if I knew how... On RIF app maybe I can't from there, giving gold is disabled
Oh shit we snek... sssss
##Get ready for the morning battle. $300s we're coming for you.
I like crayons, but can I have snek ?
Thank you snek master
Taking my half snake half dog for a walk. If you guys want to rip this bitch over $300 while I’m out I completely understand.
Ape want snek
I'm already exhausted and its still 110 minutes to go until open
When this happens to me I just pour scalding hot coffee all over my face. Works like a charm.
Here I've been inserting it rectally like a true ape. Brb, trying it out