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FlappyCack69

New thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m3hkjf/gme_megathread_for_march_12_2021


Solid_Research_3472

Jim Cramer is a snek. Can hear him hissin now.


BabydollPenny

I'm glad the fucker did that video...telling some strategy's...good cramer...it help to know what those shit hedge FUNDers get away with...snap!!


KeDoBro

Why the fuck all the these new comments about sneks? What did I miss last night lol?


Highburysqrrl

This morning, sneks are green


collegeboiiiii

I got a silver today :( sad snek


macaa12

ape need new GME thread


kidhenderson4th

Time for the new thread


Snoo48129

I have grown impatient with these malevolent sneks on this bloody aircraft


Erikthered24ny

I’ve got one hand on my snek 🐍 And I’m ready for launch! 🚀🚀🚀🚀


GunsnBeerKindaGuy

My $SNEK is full of $CUM, I’m going to $NUT on some $ASS


vanwagnen

Snakes are wiggly and GREEN


stockdigger9000

Lol and you pussies were scared when it dropped from 340. Hold on you cowards! Valhalla opens its doors only to the courageous!


Erikthered24ny

Good morning fellow Apes! Let’s start our prelaunch checks 🚀


Kirder54

Which one of you dumb apes bet $10.5M that GME would close at $800? Man you have balls [https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Analyst+Sees+Manipulation+as+Someone+Bet+%2410.5M+Yesterday+That+GameStop+%28GME%29+Would+Close+Above+%24800+By+Tomorrow/18113374.html](https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Analyst+Sees+Manipulation+as+Someone+Bet+%2410.5M+Yesterday+That+GameStop+%28GME%29+Would+Close+Above+%24800+By+Tomorrow/18113374.html)


Pingupol

What the fuck? Someone bet that it would go up to $800 is evidence of manipulation. SOMEONE MADE A BET IS EVIDENCE?? And yet that crazy sudden drop in minutes on Wednesday isn't evidence of manipulation. I'm not gonna claim to know everything about the market, but how can someone just making an extravagant bet be evidence the market is being manipulated?


Kirder54

I would think they are thinking someone knows something and that's why you would buy such and option. If this shit goes to $800 by the end of 3/12... my lawd. They system may break.


Pingupol

No doubt that would be complete insanity, but I still feel like they should wait for that to actually happen before they throw around claims of manipulation. Ultimately, don't we all manipulate the market? What we buy goes up, and what we sell goes down


Kirder54

What I buy goes down and what I sell goes up. I just have inverse manipulation.


MinerMike196

Same here. Buy low sell high


Kirder54

Too many buy high sell lows!


StONErDAD4203

Fucking sneks everywhere


wumac

What going on with the slithery sneks 😂


TachyDrew

Snek Jazz tunes Are filling up the rooms I don't know the plans Just got these diamond hands


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TreasureHunter5435

No it’s not


WezGunz

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m31vhv/last\_minute\_encouragement\_for\_the\_paperhands/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m31vhv/last_minute_encouragement_for_the_paperhands/) Nice!


BriskaN

One snek for me?


AlienArtBeast

Nothing cements the fraternity like a bunch of gay snek-mojis


Solid_Research_3472

Sir, this is a casino


TreasureHunter5435

Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant


AlienArtBeast

Guys this is Fight Club Put your chairs in their upright position ​ fzzzhfzzzzhhhhhh


Inevitable-Review897

I’m not saying people SHOULD or SHOULD NOT buy Gme.. but I’m just curious.. what the hell are you doing here if you don’t own any or don’t believe in the company?


Viper248

he's a cold hearted snek girl, look into his eyes! 🐍


mold_motel

"Gme surge takes breather as retail fatigue sets in" per Boomblurg. Yeah ok fuckers open your eyes and zoom out from 1 flat day yesterday. What is wrong with these dopes.


Ramielper

I am sneksually attracted to the stock


glymeme

Snek


OllieBear-Esquire

Mega thread? Where you at boiiiiiii?


AlienArtBeast

t-17 minutes


Inevitable-Review897

8:30


OllieBear-Esquire

Thank you bro!


Inevitable-Review897

Got you brother


FrenchTicklerr

I heard this was the snek megathread? 🐍


Magpiebrain

Suddenly sneks everywhere. I'm so confused. What did I miss?? \*and how can I get one? :P \*


DisreguardMe

Gamesnek


Laragon20

So many tiny danger noodles


HeQtor

🐍


Highburysqrrl

SSR list today still ?


FlappyCack69

My sleep chart looks almost identical to GameStop around noon on the 10th


showerdoor1

My snek, my back, lick my Jim Cramer, and my crack


atvz

Give this man a SNEK!


Meagster97

Snekksss!!!


NeverbetonVP

Whats with the sneks?


jcuv

YOU GET A SNEK, YOU GET A SNEK, YOU GET A SNEK, EVERYBODY GETS A SNEK


AlienArtBeast

i love you Oprahs


PraetorianEmber

There's a snek in my boot!


TreasureHunter5435

Snek


Omen407

Is it too late to get a slithery snek?


Whaty0urname

Holy Moly!


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joyceye

I been up watching premarket since 3 am upvote or snek if I should go eat a bowl of Alfredo pasta rn at 5 am


joyceye

Ok I’m doing it


StONErDAD4203

With chicken


all_fucksticks

I'm a snek, I'm a slithery little snek please?


nonlemretawtonos

Snek? Snek pls


WaldemarKoslowski

Snek? Gold!!


thebig2814

can y’all stop talking about sneks im trying to make money


fazcv

Can I get a snek too 😬


KindaFunnyKindaNot

Why are we all talking about snakes??? What have I missed


Highburysqrrl

Crayons and sneks, they're our best friends


itmeliv

Hedgies are sneks


OPumbra

Ooohhhh Snek Awards


Webgemz

It’s snekalicious


Floor_Kicker

Errr...Snek?


Wimbledon420

Snake pit snake pit


MrUruk

May I have a sneky snek?


yurigg94

I'm fully erect and ready for the sneks


plomii

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


BangedYourMum

theres a snake in my gme


Pyromaniantic

Snek


crimewaaave

give snek please :(


joyceye

Let’s open at $300 sneks!


AlienArtBeast

PLEASE can I have a Snek i love sneks psst psst


Load_Admirable

I keep giving my sneks away.. can I have more?


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RvasxsavR

Snakey sneak


OllieBear-Esquire

Can I please have a snek too?


GamermanRPGKing

Holy moly thats a lot of sneks, plus we're reclaiming 270. Think we're on track for 350 again, EOD?


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butholemoonblast

Dang time to go to work I just wanna watch the numbers all day long !


Load_Admirable

Please ,, snek?


BriskaN

I love you all guys or girls, paperhands or diamondhands, we will all be millionares one day lets go


agree-with-you

I love you both


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ScrewedUpDinosaur

thx mate


AlienArtBeast

no wuckerz


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ScrewedUpDinosaur

bad guess imo


BigFooz

We’re slithering up to $300


AlienArtBeast

you been double snekked yesssssss


ScrewedUpDinosaur

SSsssSSssSSSss


Load_Admirable

Slithering lol


Azerate333

all this snek award money could have gone into gme bruh, buy that 0.5 share


MrChooChoo11

If it hits 269.69 I will take that as a sign 🚀🚀🚀


-NotEvenMyFinalForm-

Sneks everywhere this morning. 🐍


t1mzi

McFlurry or McLaren 🖐💎


dnguyen7667

I like both so I’ll hodl.


AlienArtBeast

Huge Hot caramel McFlurry with Oreos and shit, consumed in the McLaren.


maxlxxiii

Thank whoever your deity is for my 💎🙌 cause I don’t know who mine is


wabbajack117

I wear a helmet in the shower, can I have snek?


kicktheminthecaballs

Holy moly


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dferdoug

Snek?


jaydacosta

I can’t believe it’s Friday already. The weeks never use to fly by like this pre-GME.


ebitduuh

Gonna open at $270+. Buckle up for a wild ride boys!


dnguyen7667

What you mean yo I already saw 275 🤑🤑🤑


-NotEvenMyFinalForm-

Snek=green green=good GME to $360 eod.


Highburysqrrl

Keek da snek


Wimbledon420

I’m giving out sneks today, but cannot give them to myself. Can anyone hit me up with a snake?


HeQtor

Would if I knew how... On RIF app maybe I can't from there, giving gold is disabled


phlooo

Ssssssssss....


DustyBum

Oh shit we snek... sssss


-NotEvenMyFinalForm-

##Get ready for the morning battle. $300s we're coming for you.


Highburysqrrl

I like crayons, but can I have snek ?


Highburysqrrl

Thank you snek master


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Taking my half snake half dog for a walk. If you guys want to rip this bitch over $300 while I’m out I completely understand.


FlyingWhale1217

Gib snek Ape want snek


HeQtor

I'm already exhausted and its still 110 minutes to go until open


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When this happens to me I just pour scalding hot coffee all over my face. Works like a charm.


HeQtor

Here I've been inserting it rectally like a true ape. Brb, trying it out