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VisualMod

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mpoozd

Spoiler: the detailed response is about 413 fuckin pages ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Reefer150G

It’s just a blank page. No header or nothing 😂. That would have been better.


thisisnorthe

TLDR: Stop noticing things reee


Seabasschen

Nothing to see here


lagavulin_16_neat

Adani's response: https://preview.redd.it/y5udcq9ls2fa1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=07166b151054e6577877878fcf9f614700da35cc


gaurav0792

The biggest "Trust me bro" you will ever see.


DropmDead

I'm a speed reader. I'm done with it. It basically says, "Naw, dawg. We legit. That other report is trap."


YVRkeeper

Trust me -Bro


EverybodyLovesRaisin

In Bro we trust


Jackie296

This you? https://www.tiktok.com/@themadkixg/video/7151448357074898219?lang=en


fallweathercamping

“I will chew your meat!” 🤣


iAmHism

I’m using that now, forever and always


[deleted]

Adani deadass used ChatGPT to write that novel


heizenbergbb

Can you just ask ChatGPT to find a way out of legal trouble for you?


GamerTex

Yes. Will it work? Depends on the other lawyers and judge. So probably


redditornumberfour

ChatGPT scored in the bottom 10% of that law school exam it recently passed. So as long as the other lawyers scored lower in that bottom 10%.


GamerTex

I was more commenting on other peoples laziness. No matter what score they got. Although I can see an AI vs AI type scenario where law firms use another chat to counter, or even itself. ChatGPT v ChatGPT to be decided by SCOTUSgpt


Fly__Eagles__Fly

They’ll have an app that costs $799.99/week but it actively listens and gives useful tips. Similar to fantasy sports draft tools


GamerTex

I had no idea about fantasy sports. Holy crapola The pricing will be by token like everyting else. Pay as you use it, not by the hour or week or 20 minutes minimum for an email/text


Bankcliffpushoff

He literally was talking on some other interview, how he loves it So makes sense Hahah


Yf_lo

Could have summarized in 3 words, “trust me bro.”


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Also_have_an_opinion

Yes, they are lazy and entitled and it will cost them greatly.


cowsareverywhere

> it will cost them greatly I hope you are right but he is propped up by the backing of the entire Indian govt that is basically headed by a dictator right now. The Prime Minister/Dictator can do anything he wants and people will keep voting him in massive numbers regardless.


Bankcliffpushoff

Yeah Until PR is so bad that Apple bails on the India expansion and Elon goes ‘yeah nah’ to his Indian expansion ideas too That’ll get everyone in line real quick


dilly2philly

Gobi will drop Adani like a hot potato if needed. Nearly every knowledgeable investor in India already knew these things about Adani group.


Bankcliffpushoff

I hope it does They’re not the only ones that pull this sh** Westpac Bank (literally right now) is doing the same and I’m not keen to take legal action in a corrupt environment so just bout to pump out a report (emailed it to [email protected] already) lol


ImNewHerr

It’s always the response that gets these companies. They should’ve brushed it off like “lol, who is Hindenburg? Bbl going to the gym.” Look at Hindenburg’s history, the initial report is always the bait. When Adani didn’t give much of a response, it was almost a nothingburger. This response is exactly what Anderson wanted, because this is the part where they get caught in their lies.


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It's a long winded "trust me I'm legit." Only the 29 pages of the +400 page report are the actual response. Most of it is a rehash of their cooked books, rehash of the businesses they own, corporate jargon for ESG and portfolio credits, and so forth. The actual response actually dismisses most of the short report without comment, saying they present "no new findings" somehow. Much of the rest cites their own corporate filings as proof. There's even a logical fallacy where they say they posted shares as collateral for loans so why would they increase their collateral requirements by pumping the value of shares... Of course that's silly, they could use higher valuations to borrow more, or sell some shares at inflated amounts to pay off loans.


Odd_Explanation3246

413 pages long..lmao wtf


1villageidiot

they need to 1.5 space pad that to 420 pages. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


The-first-laugh

As they said, detailed.


CheeseSteak17

A good rebuttal wouldn’t be more than a page or two.


1blah-blah1

People taking of 413 pages to read through are just lazy! In all honesty it’s a easy read if you had read the earlier research report. In my opinion, I had expected a better response and some more fire power


Sadoksad

>This is not merely an unwarranted attack on any specific company but a calculated attack on India, the independence, integrity and quality of Indian institutions, and the growth story and ambition of India. Oh fuck look at that. Everyone is so jealous of muh country's growth. No Indian worth his salt actually believes in the legal system, the institutions or the government. This report appeals to no one but ultra nationalists. The voter base of the party Adani endorses.


shaitanibaccha

I wonder if they have actually read the whole thing. The report literally starts with "India is home to many of the world’s most brilliant entrepreneurs, engineers, and technologists and is emerging as a global superpower. However, the country’s economy has been held back by the broken state of its capital markets." No Indian worth his/her salt will disagree with that statement.


dankbuttmuncher

Just based off the first couple paragraphs it seems pretty shit. Going to try and read it later, but it keeps crashing


RastaOZ

Confirmed scam


VisualMod

Adani Group is a fraud. Their response to Hindenburg's accusations is laughable. Anyone who invests in them is an idiot. ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)


The-first-laugh

This is a 400+ page report that came out 15 mins ago. How tf did you come to this conclusion that quickly?


LowHumCum

It’s a bot


ranasshule

lets just say ITS a fast reader.


ErectoPeentrounus

idk bout u but fraud in India is unheard of. there is no way anyone would do fraud there, especially not the rich


Dorktastical

I'm curious if you're being sarcastic or not? are Indian people really this trusting?


ErectoPeentrounus

they have so much fraud they literally are number 1 fraud exporters with the good ol “hello, your computer is hacked I will charge you $50 apple gift card to unhack it” which every other boomer falls victim to


Dorktastical

Yeah I know about that, I'm not Indian so obviously I know they have a lot of scammers, just like they have a huge population. That doesn't answer if you were being sarcastic or providing inside knowledge to the state of mind of that huge population, sounds like you don't know shit so I'll just leave the conversation at that.


Alex_the_Alright

How long should it take a bot to read 400 pages?


Fuhnancial

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


lagavulin_16_neat

Never question VisualMod it knows things.


bayesian_slut

VisualMod reads all the content on this sub to generate its responses. Meaning majority of comments here are something similar to his statement


hash303

Bots read fast


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Because it’s a bot


1blah-blah1

If you have read the earlier research report! It’s hardly anything to read through! Even if you read the first 50. It would be clear the response is shit!


[deleted]

Only the first 29 pages are the actual response. Most of it is a rehash of their cooked books, rehash of the businesses they own, corporate jargon for ESG and portfolio credits, and so forth. The actual response actually dismisses most of the short report without comment, saying they present "no new findings" somehow.


TSLAtotheMUn

A regard arguing with a bot. This is amazing.


Dorktastical

I think that basically confirms OP works for the Adani group and came here to try to appease us with their trust me bro. OP doesn't even know about visualmod.


Gitmfap

Good bot


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PhatPhire15MM

Bagholder confirmed


GuiltyBee60

it’s obvious the bot didn’t read the report!


fallweathercamping

VisualMod > ChatGPT


slappedlikelobov

The Logan Paul of billionaires.


ISpenz

Typical wirecard response


Kindly_Imagination71

Too bad I can't click the link.


The-first-laugh

You mean this one? https://twitter.com/AdaniOnline/status/1619757382107799553?t=TXU6Bqk11h6hgDccNlTiig&s=19


Kindly_Imagination71

Yupperz


CericHasbulla

So its a sell?


ohmygorn

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


No-Environment-5762

Funny thing, the documents starts by saying Madoffs of Manhattan. If anyone’s Madoff in this scenario, we know who 😂 Funnily, I was watching the Madoff series in Netflix over the weekend and could draw so many parallels between him and Adani. Both had successful business, good connections and didn’t really have a need to cheat. They wanted to cheat. It was a purely an intent issue.


5k4_5k4

413 pages of literally nothing useful, LOL


Prince_Chunk

Is there a TLDR version


The-first-laugh

Wait till at least tomorrow for any credible ones. It's really long.


GoogleOfficial

They are using the length as a shield. As far as I can tell so far, they don’t answer the important questions adequately. They are audited by a few accountants in their 20’s LMAO. It’s an obvious scam, and hundreds of pages of nonsense won’t change that. That said, it seems to be a government sanctioned scam. So it may not tumble. But no one with more than 3 brain cells should put their money or trust anywhere near it.


Majestic_Account123

Picture book version?


equipmentmobbingthro

This thing is already a picture book.


RevengeoftheCuck

Ooh I’m tracking this one. I love the idea of a short report during a stock sale, I think it continues into Tuesday est this week.


artbysmitty

Imagine buying a stock. Lol


Miffers

Everyone lets assign 1 page to read and we will reconvene to discuss what it is about. So we need 413 literates to volunteer.


CommitteeSalt8099

Only 60some real pages, the rest are annexes!


fancyhumanxd

You know some is lying when they’re doing so much to argue against false claims 😂


Posrover

How do you short Adani?


The-first-laugh

Twitter link: https://twitter.com/AdaniOnline/status/1619757382107799553?t=TXU6Bqk11h6hgDccNlTiig&s=19 Reddit doesn't allow the bit ly links here


AmbivalentFanatic

Good thing you screenshot it for us then!


nathanielx9

Added that ad rev link


Sufficient-West-5456

F Adani I hope Wall Street short them to oblivion 🤡


SharkSapphire

What the fuck is an Adani?


Funny_Pay_4991

Worlds richest man


SharkSapphire

This sub is definitely not the place for this.


ohmyhumans

He is 100% Fraud ...but backed by Modi Govt so wont crash like Nikola.


nyfan2112

Anyone know how to short them? I couldn’t find it on fidelity. Thanks!