T O P

flag of chad

flag of chad

Mindofthebrick

colorado’s flag is great and you cant tell me it isnt


soursoccing

Looks like a food chain logo


Notmybestusername3

Live in Colorado. It looks like a *regional* food chain logo


DaveJaVous

Looks like a Unilever brand that makes dairy products.


SueIsAGuy1401

could be better :D


cosmicdaddy_

Virginia flag got a tiddy and ain't no one gonna beat that


pandadragon57

It’s as lame as most of the other states. What you meant to say was the state seal is cool.


cosmicdaddy_

Tiddy is tiddy


mrmacob

Need to change rest of flag, keep tiddy and dead guy


OhTheSir

as a virginian we here only salute the tiddy on the flag


SuperSMT

But New Mexico's will always be the best


CatAttack1032

FUCK YOU NEW MEXICO, GIVE US BACK THE TRUE TEXIAN LAND!


Sea_Programmer3258

I'm not from the US so I had to google it. Damn, that's a sexy flag.


FlagsForGood

Except that the tips of the C don’t match up with the stripes. We fixed that in our version though.


MisterCCL

Looks like it'd be the logo for a baseball team


ToXiC_Games

The Colorado Crockies


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Gonna pop a quick **C** on this so everybody knows it’s Colorado


xShadey

Colorados flag is way better than Maryland’s


cultish_alibi

For real. Maryland's flag could be the flag of some little European fiefdom that died out in 1271 due to inbreeding. Wack.


Superstraiter

That’s Why It’s Cool


Chibils

Agreed, it's totally badass.


MaxTHC

Hey man, no need for personal attacks like that


RambleOnRanger

Looks like a 5th grade art project


can_i_quit_life_plz

I can’t believe no one has yet defended the great state of Texas’ flag


Nouia

Well I mean its like the 6th or 7th flag to fly over Texas under different circumstances/countries, I guess there were enough chances to get it right.


NibPlayz

bu-b-but.... guy online said no lettering of any kind.... its objectivly bad


Enoch_Moke

Gives me [Commonwealth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations) vibes.


ToXiC_Games

|#NormaliseColoradoanNationalism


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Phantafan

Arizona, New Mexico and now even Mississippi do have great flags too.


ToofyMaguire

The only good thing South Carolina has ever brought to the states was it’s flag


Terezzian

New Mexico's is better


BA_calls

Looks like it was designed by the tourism board of denver.


SnapClapplePop

It's good, but it's no Maryland.


3s3lpi

Well their flag doesn’t have titties on it like their neighbor to the south. So…


Pickles5423

Tiddy flag reigns supreme. So good that Marylanders quote it when they shoot the president.


Far_Assistance_8194

Touché, take my upvote you historically accurate tyrant.


LyMaxertty979

titties, dead mfs lying on the ground, best flag ever


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Virginia should merge with Mozambique


cemanresu

Not just titties, titties on a half naked woman stabbing a dude Do the crab eaters have a half naked woman stabbing a dude? No?


Shplippery

Virginia flag is best flag


Der-Candidat

Maryland’s flag is my favorite.


Carnal-Pleasures

It is by far the best of all American flags. Only new Mexico comes even close.


BigThunderousLobster

Alaska is pretty good.


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

I like Texas and Ohio too


SzurkeEg

Chicago and DC beg to differ.


GreenArrowCuz

i like Arizona's a lot


Danny-Devtio

Doesn't have a cool horse on it.


Silneit

💪💪💪PA


Bulletproof887

Ah your from Pennsylvania, you must be a femboy


Silneit

That's *amish* femboy to you.


airplane001

Strongest PA peasant vs weakest Missouri Maniac


Silneit

Missouri doesn't have a Weird AL song about it 🗿🗿🗿


ZyglroxOfficial

I'd love a sub like /r/2balkan4you you but for states in the US


commo_lol

r/2american4you does exist


XxX_datboi69_XxX

if you mean California, PA, then maybe.


ToofyMaguire

Wawa or sheetz


DrollDoldrums

Even worse; no beaver.


Anonymoususer546

NM flag is pretty good


avery-secret-account

It’s the only good thing about that state. Besides, you know, aliens


jhealey0909

Eh, Santa Fe’s neat and the mountains up north are pretty [Plus they also have the best license plates](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2019_New_Mexico_License_Plate.jpg)


fleshseagull

Honestly I always found the turquoise and yellow plate the ugliest of our plates. My favorite is the [chile plate](https://www.wideopenroads.com/new-mexicos-chile-license-plate-wins-award/) by far.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Dude you gotta watch Breaking Bad It is an enjoyable program


polyworfism

\*documentary


Piguy922

I went on a road trip through the southwest, and as someone from the midwest, I thought New Mexico was beautiful. Although, I could see how it could get boring if you lived there.


avery-secret-account

I lived in Albuquerque for a while so my image is a bit tainted by all the murders, car thefts, gang violence, drugs, etc..


Piguy922

Ah, that'd do it.


SirInfamousOne

Also people keep throwing pizzas on their roofs


Anonymoususer546

Some of the locations are pretty cool like the Carlsbad Caverns and the Sandia Peak Tramway


BlazingSpaceGhost

Or you know the natural beauty, outdoor recreation, and wonderful food. It's a great place to live.


zsdrfty

The food man


svaroz1c

Seriously, NM's flag is even better than MD's in my opinion. It's unique and simple in design, which are the two best qualities in any flag.


GiulioAizer

Mississippi is great, except that someone thought it‘d be a great idea to put letters on it.


idkloI

!wave


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TheSyfyGamer

Arguably the state of Ohio has an amazing flag tbh


joshuahtree

~~Arguably~~ the state of Ohio has an amazing flag tbh Fixed it for ya ;)


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HippieDogeSmokes

Can’t have a good flag if you’re a myth


cemanresu

If Ohio was real, why wouldn't all the people who claimed to live in Ohio just live there instead?


EpicNinjaKing21

Imagine having a lame rectangular flag instead of having a cool pointy flag, can't relate.


howwaseverynametaken

I thought I was in r/Maryland for a sec and was hella confused that someone posted this there, cause there aren’t lots of memes there. I do think that we have a top 5 flag for sure. I also love to draw it because it’s so geometric


alex3omg

Their flag is cool but VA has tits, Latin, a dead guy, bunch of 'look how educated i am' symbolism ala George Mason... It's wonderful and anyone who disagrees is a tyrant and you know what we do to those round these parts


Abnorc

Put them in charge of vital industries?


KoopaTrooper5011

WAIT VIRGINIA FLAG HAS TITS EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS TITS


Raidertomboy

The Maryland flag is the best mix of r/vexillology and r/heraldry


TheGStandsForGannu

That's why I don't really like it as a flag, it just has a coat of arms vibe that I can't ignore. Not a bad thing on its own though I would prefer less clashing colors.


ThePhantom1994

Maryland’s flag is a visual design of what it feels like to have a seizure


JFW1863

Marylanders should choke on some Old Bay.


eg_taco

Don’t threaten *me* with a good time!


Dream_Burrito

**Harder please**


SethMarcell

And we would LIKE IT.


Dream_Burrito

No no, I would hate this. Whatever you do, don't stop. Please have mercy. Right there, yesssss.


bplzizcool

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Dojohorodo

joke's on you we're into that shit


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Ever made it with a crab?


Dream_Burrito

*Sweating* Describe for me where you're putting the crab on me. Be explicit.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Beneath you. Right below your crotchal region. So you can do the sex.


Dream_Burrito

https://c.tenor.com/97ZReuLFa8AAAAAC/nicolas-cage-nic-cage.gif


IamSoooDoneWithThis

http://i.imgur.com/CVilHHd.gif


Dream_Burrito

*Heavy breathing* What else would you do to us?


aFeatOf_Yeet

California has a good one


TheBeatGoesAnanas

California's flag will beat up Maryland's flag and then rummage through their yard looking for snacks.


bbbBagger

correct


YaBoiJFlo

The California flag is easily the coolest flag. I cannot be convinced otherwise


Azrael11

If it wasn't for the text...


pandadragon57

Text makes it more of a banner imo. Flags don’t need those kind of labels.


aFeatOf_Yeet

It’s one of the only examples of text on flags working


nottellingunosytwat

But that one's dog shit too tbh


pandadragon57

It’s kinda busy but is at least a legit flag instead of a banner or their state seal.


nottellingunosytwat

Yeah I know, but it's too eye-hurting.


nousernameslef

Get better eyes


nottellingunosytwat

Okay, I'll just pop to the eye shop round the corner and buy some new eyeballs. I might get some with heterochromia and tetrachromacy, so they look cool and I get to see more colours than other people. They'll probably be too expensive though, and I doubt they'll have any with both in my size. What colour or colours should I get?


nousernameslef

Purple and blue make a nice pair, but I hear purple is really expensive. Green and blue could be a good relatively cheap pick.


nottellingunosytwat

I like brown and blue together, but silver and olivine green with a ring of sapphire blue in the middle is even better. I used to know someone with eyes like that. I wish multicoloured eyes were more common because they're so pretty.


nousernameslef

My eyes are actually bicolored. They have a greenish-grayish outer part and a brown inner ring.


joshuahtree

I always say Maryland has two great flags


pandadragon57

It does feel that way lmao


Significant_Name

The only reason I consider MD's flag to be good is because of how much people love it. I think the design is too much but people love it so much it just makes the flag cooler. I wish I could be proud of my flag but PA just has some lame horses on a blue bedsheet


nottellingunosytwat

Just because other people like it it doesn't mean u have to. You can have an opinion lol.


Significant_Name

I can also think it's good without liking it. I'm not personally a big fan but part of what makes a good flag is how much it's people like it


ThiccGeneralX

It’s unique, but it’s not good. Dog shit flag. If they just cropped it into one of the red and white it would be a good flag, but instead it’s shit


nottellingunosytwat

Lol imagine being downvoted. Loser /j I didn't downvote u btw


Apple_Saucer76

Finally someone said it


KUR1B0H

The Arizona flag is also pretty cool


LivingAngryCheese

Legitimately don't understand the hate. I know it's a very busy flag and has a lot of colours you wouldn't expect on one, but I also really like the way it looks.


sleepy-lil-turtle

It's called the Maryland Point for a reason. Something so bad it loops around to being fantastic


shmalden

marylandors rise up 💪😤


bplzizcool

Old Bay gang! 🦀🦀🦀


MetikMas

😤


Phantafan

New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona as well as Mississippi have better flags imo.


Carolina_Captain

Tennessee, South Carolina, and Alaska as well.


Phantafan

They aren't bad, but they aren't my favorites either.


bruised_bananas4

Why is the flag not greenlandified, bavariafied, seychellised and americanised? Am I missing anything?


Musicmanstan93

As a Marylander I can confirm


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

im from michigan and I fucking hate how boring our flag is


Cult_Of_Doggo

The animals are cool


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

that's just the state coat of arms though, it's a lazy design for a flag


SamuelCish

Does your flag have a colorblind DragonBall on it? Didn't think so


RambleOnRanger

VA has tiddie tho


Dat-Guy-Tino

Damn fucking right


Quaffler01

!wave


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RikiOh

New Mexico and Alaska are better IMO. But I prefer simplicity.


TheGStandsForGannu

Out of the american state flags Arizona's is my favorite, but Maryland is surely top 3 since it's so characteristic and different from every other state flag.


bewecepet

New Mexicans be confused rn


khanyoufeelluv2night

New Mexico's flag pisses circles around Maryland's


Unique_You_Sir_Name

Arizona has the best state flag and that’s a fact


goblomi

Virgina flag has the best slogan though. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Death to tyrants


Cult_Of_Doggo

Maryland’s flag is so overrated. Pain in the ass to draw.


Eiim

Still a rectangle 🤢


Avomallow

This is what truth looks like


LuigiSauce

!wavw


Bulletproof887

Yessir


anarcho-hornyist

ohio is the best US state flag.


Feste_the_Mad

New Mexico.


digit4lmind

Mad overrated


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Tbh the !waves in these comments are kinda repetitive, I wish there were like a bot to just automatically say !wave at the top of every post instead


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Cheaky_alt

Virginia flag got tits.


Unnamed_420

Favorite state flag


mooys

This is so based


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

I swear it's only the south and most of new England that have good state flags


The_Fighting_Wildcat

Ours sucks to be honest


BonhommeCarnaval

I like it because it is also my family’s crest.


mike_oxlong_69

48 pal Arizona’s is cool as fuck


clippfity

Flag of stolen from r/2american4you


treyhest

/uj if your flag is iconic it doesn’t have be changed to fit some arbitrary criteria of a “good flag”


crisps_ahoy

Superior Alaskan flag is so superior it didn’t even get mad


the-doggo-warrior

As someone from those other states I don’t disagree


bbbBagger

the only good state flags are those with california grizzly bears on them 😎😎😎😎


GameCreeper

Mississippi looks beautiful


secadora

New Mexico flag supremacy 💪💪💪


Everettrivers

No beaver? I'm not impressed.


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!wave


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*48 new Mexico is fire ngl


RandomUser135789

Arizona's flag is better No I will not elaborate as such comment needs none


wurm2

as a transplant to Maryland I'll say some of the others are alright, like New Mexico and Alaska but all the ones with the state seal on blue or worse piss yellow(and I'm saying that as someone born and raised in NJ) can fuck right off.


TurboTristan

if you ignore half of oregons flag, oregon has a good flag


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!wave motherfucker wave


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batdrumman

Bro Maryland's flag sucks as much as their football team


griffraff0701

You should see how many guys we have who have the flag tatted on their bicep


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!wave


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A_sweet_boy

Maryland flag is just associated with mid to low tier seafood restaurants located 1000 miles from an ocean. Florida state flag is the true chad flag bc it has an entire painting on it and kinda looks like Hawaii.


useles-converter-bot

1000 miles is the length of 12671968.5 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


jodudeit

I moved to Wyoming. I'm not proud of the flag.


imtoofaced

Um you forgot Ohio?


aceSOAA

Lol don't get ahead of yourself, Maryland normies. Your flag is still rectangular, you're not special. Signed, Ohio


jaydec02

Reminder that the red crosses on the Maryland flag were used by Confederate sympathizers during the civil war :) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Maryland


comfort_bot_1962

:D


CactusHopper

At least my flag doesn’t hurt my eyes.


Reinkhar_

Plus the thousands of states around the world