T O P

Sure, your boyfriend DEFINITELY opens cereal like that...

Sure, your boyfriend DEFINITELY opens cereal like that...

ANameYouCanPronounce

I'm not going to lie, I open them pretty similarly


Shakespeare-Bot

I'm not going to forswear, i ope those folk quaint similarly *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


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People on here are as thick as pig shit. How is this unbelievable?


SoraBan2

You are as thick as pig shit. This ain't r/thathappened


givemebackmyeggroll

Kind of is. “We know you staged those screenshots, OP.” Subreddit description makes it pretty clear


BluebirdBlackdog

Could totally happen. I have a family member who opens packages like that


DeepSeaDolphin

Yeah, usually when a box won't behave I will write it off and shred it like this, especially when the inner pouch is all that matters anyways. If anyone is around I will shout 'And I will ruin this [insert item] with my anger!' a al Master Shake - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzppLRHPHCc