Saying "choccy milk" or "chicky nuggies" is cringe.
By - 3361816
Don't ever come to Australia you will lose your mind
“Gonna go down the servo and pick up some choccy milk, then gonna pop over to maccas and grab some chicken nugs on my way back to Davo’s. Might cruise through the bottle-o and grab a slab as well”.
“70 bucks? that’s a slab o’ piss and a pack of winnie blues, invite the boys over, have a good time” - The Big Lez Show
You dont have any bitches, Lez.
Well you don't have any games for your game box.
There’s no need to swear, mate.
I no longer know the line between Australian and Klingon.
American. I understood everything but bottle-o and slab
Bottle-o = bottle shop/whatever you guys call the shop that sells alcohol.
Slab = normally a box of 24 cans or bottles of beer. It can be used to refer to a 24 pack of another type of alcohol too though.
Thanks! We just call them liquor stores like the uncultured swine that we are
Back East we called them package stores. Or packy. Lol
Holy shit I've heard packy in lyrics before but I thought they were saying P*ki. Sorry rappers I thought were being racist!
Read bottle-o as butthole.
I'm Australian and I might just adopt this.
can still cruise a butthole lol
Especially when every tradie is having one at 10am
Are you guys the ones who call electricians sparkies?
Ireland here. We also call them sparkies, brickies, and the like. Though no one uses the term tradie here: people would know what you mean.
Yep, other trades too. Tradesmen are tradies, bricklayers are brickies, carpenters are chippies
Electricians are sparkies. Plumbers are just bloody late again.
Apparently they call firefighters firies?
Yeah, and paramedics are just called Ambos.
If he's not on smokos.
He'll pop into the pub and get a parmy after work.
Or a parma?
It’s a fucking parmie.
Aussie shorten everything and I love it
Unless its already short, then its made longer.
I spat out my juice and I'm still laughing
Same here… I really like Australian English. It sounds friendlier than American English and a lot(!) friendlier than British English to my ears… (… saying this as someone whose native language is (portrayed as) one of the most unfriendly sounding ones on the planet. ;) )
Gotta be German going with that last one. German has a brutal musicality to it, I love hearing it.
Honestly, who the hell says “chocolate milk”. All the tradies with their choccy milk in hand are gonna kick OPs ass.
Brown milk. It's efficient.
I can just shit in your milk for that
Somewhere, someone would pay for that
We began calling them "hicken strips" at work due to a simple typo on the computer while ringing in a food order.
I mean, good for hicken but how much does he strip for?-
2 nuggies and a half baked potato
Atleast twice a day
Choccy milk is the main way to refer to it in Australia
Op is racist against Australians
Damn, what he got against us?
He doesn't find you emusing.
Ohhhh that’s a salty balm in that wound!
is OP an Emu?
I have no idea why, but I find that so oddly wholesome
It's wholesome because it directly mirrors our inner child and the joy it brought us growing up. As an Aussie I will never not call it choccy milk either.
But who the fuck says chicky nuggies?!
I though calling it nuggies was exclusively a joke.
Never heard them ever called nuggies. Not once.
Maybe people are conflating tendies and nuggies?
If you hodl, they’re tendies, if you’re a paper handed bitch, have no shares, or your name is Ken, or Vlad, then it’s chicky nuggies.
Aye, the post equating “choccy milk” to “chikky nuggies” really surprised me as I always hear the one but never the other
Don’t fuck with my choccy milk, I’ll unleash the army of spiders from by back shed
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
‘Save time. See world.’
‘Now, are you saying “See world orrr Sea world?’
Why lot word, few word better.
why many? few good
few better many
*Stands completely still for eternity*
Chiggets and Chilk
You, want chicken milk?
This made me laugh hahahah
I know they've got breasts, but do chickens have nipples?
I don't believe so. Chickens are not mammals and hence do not produce milk.
Why many words when few do
Why waste time, few word do
I'd usually agree with Kevin on this, but sometimes lot word is needed
A wild office quote appears
Gotta say choccy milk with an Aussie accent and it’s fine.
See, sounds fine that way.
This made me laugh. Thank you for that
Wow you're right!
Now that one fucking got me
I laughed wayyy too hard.
Hahahahaha Bruh, thats what legit everyone calls it in Aus,
OP already said it was common in special needs.
Oi, what are ya trying to say about us Aussies mate
Dang mate, some people really dont like our choccy milk for whatever reason
flogs, that who.
its down under syndrome
Aye, Op's already triggered a few Australians midly
Someone needs a tendie
Someone needs a blankie
*op; circa 3rd or 4th of October, 2021 CE*
With extra hunny muss on the side.
And a 5 gallon can of dewie for m'goodboy!
sum1s angy oooo
I think it works if you're Australian
Yeah was gonna say this is a really Australian thing. I’m Australian
I mean, I'm 36 and that's how I say bith those things. Also the Aussie thing too. But we do out best to have the size of words and shove o's at the end.
Choccy milk 100%
Chicken nuggets are just... Nuggets cos what other kind are there? With sweet and sour of course
Dino of course
Id honestly find it weirder if my co-workers said to me they want some "chocolate milk & chicken nuggets"
Its true! Op can get fucked!
Choccy milk is the national drink of Australia, so you'll be hard-pressed you change the vocab there.
Hold on, I like Choccy Milk like the next bloke but don't disrespect beer like that
Ah Aussies,never change
But when you actually have a capacious lexicon using such language provides unfathomable divertissement.
Or to be less verbose, i have nothing to prove to anyone and calling them chicky nuggies amuses me.
The beauty of free speech
The freedom of beautiful speech.
i’m absolutely in love w this reply, you totally summed up my thoughts
Yeah like it’s just funny to be silly sometimes lol
When I have to take a crap I tell my wife, “I’m gonna go make a stinky.” She loves it.
Like who cares if I call dogs “puppers” and “doggos” I don’t understand why the way I talk has to be policed so much. Prescriptive linguists are horrible people who have no joy in life. I’m gonna baby talk the shit out of my cat every day, too.
I think it’s just people who have a looming obsession and insecurity over looking weird or silly to other people. Like who cares, we’re all weird, we’re all gonna die someday, etc. etc.
I'm sure I can bear the deprivation of fully formed words, if absolutely necessary
What this guy said, I mostly say it to annoy my gf, which amuses me. Lifes too short to take it so serious.
You in the Southern Hemisphere there mate?
Pick up some goon from the super and some Chicky nuggies from Maccas for the anklebiters.
Just garn to the servo to grab a choccy milk and 4n20 mate, need anything?
Yeah mate, grab some ciggies, I haven't punched a dart in farkin forever.
No worries champ. Keen on the pub for a coupla schoonas and then a shag in the dunnies mate?
As long as there's a Sheila in the middle mate I'm in with a grin.
Man, I’ve never read a thread in an Australian accent in my head, until today! Thanks guys.
As a Kiwi, it's offensive to imply that I have an Australian accent, but having travelled the world, I'm used to it by now so I gave up correcting people.
I Deeply apologize, eastern Australian.
What did you do to old Zealand?
I think /know you're joking, but the Dutch have a place Zeeland , so that's why they are called New Zealand, much like new York was called New Amsterdam for sometime.
Keen as a bean
Bum a durry offa any of youse?
Fuck me blind mate when I first saw this post I nearly shat me dacks. Seppos can garn get fucked
Yeah nah, can rip em dacks. Bloody hell
Chicken nuggies? We use nuggs in the riff
Are you Australian or am I having a stroke?
Am a Kiwi. You can have a stroke if you want mate but I have to ask the missus if she's okay with it first.
We are Australian
Oi ye nah, ye. Fill up me car at the servo then?
Love me some dimmies and a choccy milk for smoko!
Seppos gonna round the twist on that timtam.
I think that's the point.
Yeah nobody thinks those phrases are not cringe, just you know teenagers like to repeat memes.
Most of my humor is dumb internet references, I'm fully aware that they're cringe, so what? People who make a big deal out these type of things just come across as a stick in the mud.
Personally, I consider being a stick in the mud more cringe than just letting people have their fun.
If it's not cringe it's not funny
How long can you use the term ironically before you become one of *them*?
About six months then you just embrace it instead of being buttmad.
That's the point. The words are meant to be cringe.
Also, "normal IQ people"? Now *that's* a cringe statement. Your special needs co-worker is probably far cleverer than you, and they seem to have a better sense of humour.
This is what I was looking for. Why drag the coworker with special needs into this?
Because the only thing more unpopular than OP's opinion is themself
I have a vague suspicion that the coworker is not really special needs, but this is OP's way of referring to people he considers stupid, which, if I am right, would be TRULY cringe.
>Now that's a cringe statement
Make way everyone... it's a cringe-off
I swear, dictating people's IQs by harmless word choice is such a pointless thing. People are allowed to be silly
Also using "high IQ", "low IQ", etc. as adjectives is the real cringe here. IQ was never meant to be a general measure of intelligence, it likely does a shit job at it too.
Sounds like you haven’t have any din din yet
They’re definitely a little angy wangy. Nap nap time for sure.
Isn't your complaint really similar to when people use "cringe" improperly instead of cringy or saying, "makes me cringe?" If we're going to be grammar police why half ass it.
I agree, haha! To me saying “that’s so cringe” is way more cringy than saying “choccy milk” lol.
Chimpkink muggles and count chocula tiddy milk
They call me Count cockula because I have an below average penis size
What’s more cringe is not having a sense of humor.
This post is a certified "I wore a suit to high school" type beat
*an ill-fitting suit with greasy hair.
And they're still in high school
The future is now old man
Honestly, yeah, “choccy milk” and “chicky nuggies” are both pretty childish, but I’d argue it’s mor childish to be this mad about people saying things in silly ways. Plus, I’m pretty sure most people are doing it as a joke _because_ it sounds so ridiculous and childish
Just like when people get mad about "doggo", or "pupperino".
What’s actually cringey is caring at all about what a grown ass man calls his chicken nuggets
The same applies to cringe… it’s way over used.
TENDIES ARE BETTER THAN CHICKY NUGGIES!!!
THESE FINE STRIPS OF FOWL FLESH CONTRAST GREATLY TO THESE TINY BITS OF MEAT FROM THE SAME DAMN BIRD
Sounds like someone needs some choccy milk and chicky nuggies
In Colorado we just call them nugs
Who says this
People who have seen Parks and Rec probably
SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes.
never seen this actually , heard its good i think
I agree, but like, who cares. It’s all kinda just childish
insinuating that people are special needs because they use a word or two you don't like.
It's a big bad world innit.
Maybe don't call people who say things that make them happy "cringe" or "special needs" when you can't communicate an idea for shit fam.
OP's mad mommy hasnt given him his tendies
Saying cringe is cringe
Guess that makes you cringey
"everyday vocabulary of the normal IQ people" such smart. Very wow. Almost there buddy, you can do it, I believe in you!
Seriously tho, completely appropriate place to post this opinion. Are the words harming you? No? I promise you'll live.
Stop being uptight and have some choccy milk and take a wittle nap
You just seem like a dick. “Vocabulary of the normal IQ people”. Like get the fuck outta here with that shit. That special needs co-worker of yours could probably run circles around you.
It’s every bit as bad as using ‘cringe’ as an adverb
They're using it as an adjective, which I agree is pretty cringe.
Predicate adjective or nominative
Understanding grammar was the real cringe all along
Oh shut up and get over it bruh, you’re not gonna die