T O P

Saying "choccy milk" or "chicky nuggies" is cringe.

Saying "choccy milk" or "chicky nuggies" is cringe.

Sosmister

Don't ever come to Australia you will lose your mind


Triials

“Gonna go down the servo and pick up some choccy milk, then gonna pop over to maccas and grab some chicken nugs on my way back to Davo’s. Might cruise through the bottle-o and grab a slab as well”.


Imundo

“70 bucks? that’s a slab o’ piss and a pack of winnie blues, invite the boys over, have a good time” - The Big Lez Show


Bon_Fapetit

You dont have any bitches, Lez.


cyanideOG

Well you don't have any games for your game box.


Mustardcloud

Crikey


courteecat

Struth!


Plyphon

There’s no need to swear, mate.


buxomshadow

'kernoath, mate!


IdaKnownbetter

Kaan kaant


ImNotGonnaArgue

Sunnies


silverhydra

I no longer know the line between Australian and Klingon.


HeadMischief

American. I understood everything but bottle-o and slab


Triials

Bottle-o = bottle shop/whatever you guys call the shop that sells alcohol. Slab = normally a box of 24 cans or bottles of beer. It can be used to refer to a 24 pack of another type of alcohol too though.


HeadMischief

Thanks! We just call them liquor stores like the uncultured swine that we are


babylon331

Back East we called them package stores. Or packy. Lol


ElectricDark

Holy shit I've heard packy in lyrics before but I thought they were saying P*ki. Sorry rappers I thought were being racist!


bugphotoguy

Pasteriski.


Alarid

Read bottle-o as butthole.


LemonSqueezer69

I'm Australian and I might just adopt this.


Vesperia_Morningstar

can still cruise a butthole lol


__jh96

Especially when every tradie is having one at 10am


mshcat

Are you guys the ones who call electricians sparkies?


ultratunaman

Ireland here. We also call them sparkies, brickies, and the like. Though no one uses the term tradie here: people would know what you mean.


TheMagookie

Yep, other trades too. Tradesmen are tradies, bricklayers are brickies, carpenters are chippies


Vegemyeet

Electricians are sparkies. Plumbers are just bloody late again.


notswim

Apparently they call firefighters firies?


Glu7enFree

Yeah, and paramedics are just called Ambos.


ultratunaman

If he's not on smokos. He'll pop into the pub and get a parmy after work. Or a parma?


IReplyWithLebowski

It’s a fucking parmie.


TrickOrTreatItsIEDs

Aussie shorten everything and I love it


Ineedsomuchsleep170

Unless its already short, then its made longer.


Ongr

"Rice-a-roonie"


Emotional-Bat_

I spat out my juice and I'm still laughing


FluffySquirrelly

Same here… I really like Australian English. It sounds friendlier than American English and a lot(!) friendlier than British English to my ears… (… saying this as someone whose native language is (portrayed as) one of the most unfriendly sounding ones on the planet. ;) )


Mr-Tiddles-

Gotta be German going with that last one. German has a brutal musicality to it, I love hearing it.


stellabella199

Honestly, who the hell says “chocolate milk”. All the tradies with their choccy milk in hand are gonna kick OPs ass.


Agreeable-Formal-864

Brown milk. It's efficient.


stellabella199

I can just shit in your milk for that


RagingZefBoner69

Somewhere, someone would pay for that


amwhere58

We began calling them "hicken strips" at work due to a simple typo on the computer while ringing in a food order.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

I mean, good for hicken but how much does he strip for?-


panzerboye

2 nuggies and a half baked potato


timelapse00

Atleast twice a day


HenryVIIIII

Choccy milk is the main way to refer to it in Australia


LVL15_Spice_Paladin

Op is racist against Australians


Hayych1

Damn, what he got against us?


G00DLuck

He doesn't find you emusing.


r00ddude

Ohhhh that’s a salty balm in that wound!


Big-rod_Rob_Ford

is OP an Emu?


Myst3rySteve

I have no idea why, but I find that so oddly wholesome


astrovixen

It's wholesome because it directly mirrors our inner child and the joy it brought us growing up. As an Aussie I will never not call it choccy milk either. But who the fuck says chicky nuggies?!


Alarid

I though calling it nuggies was exclusively a joke.


CantStumpIWin

Never heard them ever called nuggies. Not once. Maybe people are conflating tendies and nuggies?


r00ddude

If you hodl, they’re tendies, if you’re a paper handed bitch, have no shares, or your name is Ken, or Vlad, then it’s chicky nuggies.


BhCtqclsm

Aye, the post equating “choccy milk” to “chikky nuggies” really surprised me as I always hear the one but never the other


lord-stryker117

Don’t fuck with my choccy milk, I’ll unleash the army of spiders from by back shed


[deleted]

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


levi_verzyden

‘Save time. See world.’ ‘Now, are you saying “See world orrr Sea world?’


WULTKB90

Why lot word, few word better.


Vleaso

why many? few good


riceboyetam

few better many


jamieisntgay

few yes


Ok-Dish-1716

few


IvyJingles

\*thumbs up\*


chuckychuck98

r/decreasinglyverbose


Nachothe1st

*Thinks*


manfroze

*Stands completely still for eternity*


atlantismysticc

Many'nt


ChrispyNugz

Chiggets and Chilk


Introvertly_Yours

You, want chicken milk?


TrickOrTreatItsIEDs

This made me laugh hahahah


BetterSafeThanSARSy

I know they've got breasts, but do chickens have nipples?


Mustardcloud

I don't believe so. Chickens are not mammals and hence do not produce milk.


cyber2024

Why many words when few do


Feelikss

Why waste time, few word do


MeMeTiger_

I'd usually agree with Kevin on this, but sometimes lot word is needed


LyricTerror

A wild office quote appears


palmtreeholocaust

Gotta say choccy milk with an Aussie accent and it’s fine. Choccy milk. See, sounds fine that way.


Myst3rySteve

This made me laugh. Thank you for that


Jeynarl

ʞןıɯ ʎɔɔoɥɔ Wow you're right!


Macca_3620

Now that one fucking got me


illbeyourlittlespoon

I laughed wayyy too hard.


SquattingGopnik-467

Hahahahaha Bruh, thats what legit everyone calls it in Aus, Choccy milk.


tank5

OP already said it was common in special needs.


ProGarrusFan

Oi, what are ya trying to say about us Aussies mate


Vesperia_Morningstar

Dang mate, some people really dont like our choccy milk for whatever reason


dumblederp

flogs, that who.


kmartshoppr

Boom. Roasted.


BitFlimsy8481

its down under syndrome


Vesperia_Morningstar

Aye, Op's already triggered a few Australians midly


BasicCausalGuy

U angy


coopdog1010

Someone needs a tendie


TrickOrTreatItsIEDs

Someone needs a blankie


ThatTerrariumGuy

# ''mmmYEs...'' ​ *op; circa 3rd or 4th of October, 2021 CE*


CraigHobsonLives

With extra hunny muss on the side.


Rohan-Mali

And a 5 gallon can of dewie for m'goodboy!


creeper205861

sum1s angy oooo


decolored

Giggled


-AssCrackBandit-

I think it works if you're Australian


SidTheSloth97

Yeah was gonna say this is a really Australian thing. I’m Australian


Trias84

I mean, I'm 36 and that's how I say bith those things. Also the Aussie thing too. But we do out best to have the size of words and shove o's at the end.


__jh96

Choccy milk 100% Chicken nuggets are just... Nuggets cos what other kind are there? With sweet and sour of course


bork1545

Dino of course


Triplesso_

Id honestly find it weirder if my co-workers said to me they want some "chocolate milk & chicken nuggets"


Grievious_Syndicate

*Kano intensifies*


AussieDamo

Its true! Op can get fucked!


Impressive_Candy789

Choccy milk is the national drink of Australia, so you'll be hard-pressed you change the vocab there.


Subtitles42

Hold on, I like Choccy Milk like the next bloke but don't disrespect beer like that


wanderingmadlad

Ah Aussies,never change


IS____NULL

But when you actually have a capacious lexicon using such language provides unfathomable divertissement. Or to be less verbose, i have nothing to prove to anyone and calling them chicky nuggies amuses me.


eggy_delight

The beauty of free speech


TheDevilsAdvokaat

The freedom of beautiful speech.


cikalamayaleca

i’m absolutely in love w this reply, you totally summed up my thoughts


kd5407

Yeah like it’s just funny to be silly sometimes lol


wolfchuck

When I have to take a crap I tell my wife, “I’m gonna go make a stinky.” She loves it.


Larry-Man

Like who cares if I call dogs “puppers” and “doggos” I don’t understand why the way I talk has to be policed so much. Prescriptive linguists are horrible people who have no joy in life. I’m gonna baby talk the shit out of my cat every day, too.


kd5407

I think it’s just people who have a looming obsession and insecurity over looking weird or silly to other people. Like who cares, we’re all weird, we’re all gonna die someday, etc. etc.


farside57

I'm sure I can bear the deprivation of fully formed words, if absolutely necessary


deej-79

What this guy said, I mostly say it to annoy my gf, which amuses me. Lifes too short to take it so serious.


PlsRfNZ

You in the Southern Hemisphere there mate? Pick up some goon from the super and some Chicky nuggies from Maccas for the anklebiters.


SupremeRose

Just garn to the servo to grab a choccy milk and 4n20 mate, need anything?


PlsRfNZ

Yeah mate, grab some ciggies, I haven't punched a dart in farkin forever.


SupremeRose

No worries champ. Keen on the pub for a coupla schoonas and then a shag in the dunnies mate?


PlsRfNZ

As long as there's a Sheila in the middle mate I'm in with a grin.


Nroke1

Man, I’ve never read a thread in an Australian accent in my head, until today! Thanks guys.


PlsRfNZ

As a Kiwi, it's offensive to imply that I have an Australian accent, but having travelled the world, I'm used to it by now so I gave up correcting people.


Nroke1

I Deeply apologize, eastern Australian.


joe_mama_sucksballs

What did you do to old Zealand?


wanderingmadlad

I think /know you're joking, but the Dutch have a place Zeeland , so that's why they are called New Zealand, much like new York was called New Amsterdam for sometime.


LatanyaNiseja

Keen as a bean


ConsultJimMoriarty

Bum a durry offa any of youse?


cuck_norris

Fuck me blind mate when I first saw this post I nearly shat me dacks. Seppos can garn get fucked


Vesperia_Morningstar

Yeah nah, can rip em dacks. Bloody hell


pinkfa1afel

Chicken nuggies? We use nuggs in the riff


Myst3rySteve

Are you Australian or am I having a stroke?


PlsRfNZ

Am a Kiwi. You can have a stroke if you want mate but I have to ask the missus if she's okay with it first.


ProGarrusFan

Chur bro


LatanyaNiseja

We are Australian


LatanyaNiseja

Oi ye nah, ye. Fill up me car at the servo then?


cutTendon

Love me some dimmies and a choccy milk for smoko!


Suburbanturnip

Seppos gonna round the twist on that timtam.


W1derfire

I think that's the point.


BoundHubris

Yeah nobody thinks those phrases are not cringe, just you know teenagers like to repeat memes.


Presterium

Most of my humor is dumb internet references, I'm fully aware that they're cringe, so what? People who make a big deal out these type of things just come across as a stick in the mud.


newanonthrowaway

Personally, I consider being a stick in the mud more cringe than just letting people have their fun.


Presterium

Well put


Furyful_Fawful

If it's not cringe it's not funny


greenmachinefiend

How long can you use the term ironically before you become one of *them*?


Taedirk

About six months then you just embrace it instead of being buttmad.


eppydeservedbetter

That's the point. The words are meant to be cringe. Also, "normal IQ people"? Now *that's* a cringe statement. Your special needs co-worker is probably far cleverer than you, and they seem to have a better sense of humour.


chloerainbowy

This is what I was looking for. Why drag the coworker with special needs into this?


Inquisextor

Because the only thing more unpopular than OP's opinion is themself


BertieRowan

I have a vague suspicion that the coworker is not really special needs, but this is OP's way of referring to people he considers stupid, which, if I am right, would be TRULY cringe.


secrethroaway

>Now that's a cringe statement Make way everyone... it's a cringe-off


futureLiez

I swear, dictating people's IQs by harmless word choice is such a pointless thing. People are allowed to be silly


neros_greb

Also using "high IQ", "low IQ", etc. as adjectives is the real cringe here. IQ was never meant to be a general measure of intelligence, it likely does a shit job at it too.


EmptyPomegranete

Sounds like you haven’t have any din din yet


Gilinis

They’re definitely a little angy wangy. Nap nap time for sure.


AkaEllipses

Isn't your complaint really similar to when people use "cringe" improperly instead of cringy or saying, "makes me cringe?" If we're going to be grammar police why half ass it.


SleepyLittleHoneybee

I agree, haha! To me saying “that’s so cringe” is way more cringy than saying “choccy milk” lol.


BiCoraciiformes

Chimpkink muggles and count chocula tiddy milk


aweahta

They call me Count cockula because I have an below average penis size


TheHundredthThief

What’s more cringe is not having a sense of humor.


DuckWasTaken

This post is a certified "I wore a suit to high school" type beat


dunkintitties

*an ill-fitting suit with greasy hair.


rgjsdksnkyg

And they're still in high school


ThotTubTimeMachine69

The future is now old man


Magmorix

Honestly, yeah, “choccy milk” and “chicky nuggies” are both pretty childish, but I’d argue it’s mor childish to be this mad about people saying things in silly ways. Plus, I’m pretty sure most people are doing it as a joke _because_ it sounds so ridiculous and childish


dame_de_boeuf

Just like when people get mad about "doggo", or "pupperino".


NoSleepTilCrooklyn

What’s actually cringey is caring at all about what a grown ass man calls his chicken nuggets


GlobalLaugh4662

The same applies to cringe… it’s way over used.


Thymeisdone

TENDIES ARE BETTER THAN CHICKY NUGGIES!!!


Grievious_Syndicate

THESE FINE STRIPS OF FOWL FLESH CONTRAST GREATLY TO THESE TINY BITS OF MEAT FROM THE SAME DAMN BIRD


zenutcase

Sounds like someone needs some choccy milk and chicky nuggies


Lutefisk_4_life

In Colorado we just call them nugs


Own_Presence1271

Who says this


Murky_Interaction927

Australians


Triette

People who have seen Parks and Rec probably


TheDirewolfShaggydog

SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes.


P1ka2

never seen this actually , heard its good i think


schrodingers_cat42

My roommate


[deleted]

I agree, but like, who cares. It’s all kinda just childish


bowlwax

insinuating that people are special needs because they use a word or two you don't like. It's a big bad world innit.


arsonfairy

Maybe don't call people who say things that make them happy "cringe" or "special needs" when you can't communicate an idea for shit fam.


Frigid_Metal

OP's mad mommy hasnt given him his tendies


YngGunz

Saying cringe is cringe


Anay28

Guess that makes you cringey


Grievious_Syndicate

cring~~e~~ cringy


UnbreakableJess

"everyday vocabulary of the normal IQ people" such smart. Very wow. Almost there buddy, you can do it, I believe in you! Seriously tho, completely appropriate place to post this opinion. Are the words harming you? No? I promise you'll live.


Hu_M

Stop being uptight and have some choccy milk and take a wittle nap


[deleted]

You just seem like a dick. “Vocabulary of the normal IQ people”. Like get the fuck outta here with that shit. That special needs co-worker of yours could probably run circles around you.


couldbutwont

Saying cringe is cringe


Ken-Popcorn

It’s every bit as bad as using ‘cringe’ as an adverb


Visionshaft

They're using it as an adjective, which I agree is pretty cringe.


raezefie

Predicate adjective or nominative


urdumbplsleave

Understanding grammar was the real cringe all along


AbbreviationsAsleep1

Oh shut up and get over it bruh, you’re not gonna die