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PotatoLover300

..... Son


Maria_Zelar

Well, are ya' winning?


PotatoLover300

Does failing my exam count as winning because if so I am a master at winning


EuroPolice

Theo only important thing is that you're having fun


SaintSlieve

Ayyy me too!


JackOLoser

Hey, Son Gang all the way.


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bsievers

Man I hope they don't manage to figure out my first initial and last name somehow.


pokey1984

This sort of "game" is a real problem on Facebook. So many people, especially older people, "friend" people through Facebook games. So what scammers do is look up people for whom they already have a name and SSN. They "friend" them through game requests, then start sharing challenge stuff like this. They'll work groups of a hundred or more people, slowly accumulating favorite colors, birthdays, pet's names, middle names, even things like mother's maiden name. Meanwhile, they're also amassing a database of what credit card companies these people have, where their loans are held, what their credit score is... all through reading their comments on other people's posts. Well, they started with your name and social, now they know where all your money is (and where you *don't* already have open credit accounts) and the answers to all your security questions. From there it's easy to get a copy of your credit card, open a new credit card under your name, take out a car loan and pretty much anything else they want to do. Then they just drop the anonymous account they created to play Farmville and they're gone forever and you're stuck holding the bag.


skztr

I remember a parody of these obvious scams when they first started being a thing: asked you a bunch of questions an identity thief would love to know the answer to in order to generate your "Mr T Name". Once you filled it out and clicked submit, you were given your Mr T Name: Fool


No-Advice-6040

.... I almost admire that level of dedication to the punchline. If it wasn't yknow, scummy stammered doing it


jfb1337

What is your ROBOT NAME? - The first 15 digits of your credit card number - The expiration month and year - The last 3 digits on the back


gordonnodrogun

- 4876 1908 5780 0023 - 09/27 - 447 Waaaaaiiittt a minute. Something isn’t right here at all. Oh I’m such an idiot, I gave you my debit card number, not my credit card number 🤦‍♂️. That’s here: - 8796 4201 2353 7724 - 04/24 - 119 Can’t wait to get my robot name!! 😬


shawnisboring

I think millennials are among the most protected group when it comes to shit like this. We all had it drilled in our heads not to overshare on the internet... hell I even debate how much to disclose on reddit. Boomers forgot the lessons they passed along and overshare shit left and right not knowing they're drip feeding scammers. Zoomers just DGAF and live their lives online, so they're straight fucked.


Light54145

Zoomers over share but they over share things that won't help the scammers, they'll tell you their deepest traumas within hours of meeting but refuse to be called anything other than their screen names. Boomers on the other hand will tell you exactly when and where they go to work and who else is there at what times and also that the company safe's password is the bosses' child's birthday which is posted all over their Facebook


AnimalPedophile

Well unless you give them


bsievers

Some of us use more accurate usernames than others. At least I fucking **HOPE** they do, animalpedophile. ^^^^^^^/s


MythicalMarauderMew

Pst, I guess I'm cursed to whisper.


ChedderTheSquirrel

That would make a great OC


sweet-demon-duck

Someone trying to get your attention and accidentally summoning cats


IHaveNeverBeenOk

Aah here. Cursed to scream I suppose. We'd make a nice pair.


Therandomuser20103

It is I, Ham


DracoVoidern1

Hello, fellow Ham


RolledDoll33

Ham is the name of a character in the Mistborn series so this is actually an established fantasy name


Microsofte

*Burns pewter*


TheActualSwanKing

Not LLL💀💀


arachnosocialism

Lls for me


fluffymuffins69

Double L gang, the name is Lld


danger2345678

You’re almost Llod, that’s close enough


SpyriusAlpha

I would get Llz. Which might be pronounced Lizzie? I would be okay with that!


InverseCodpiece

Welsh people be like


TheWolphman

PLL here, not sure if it's better.


Wizard_Baruffio

SLL we all need to join some sort of terribly named and hard to pronounce adventuring party


Not-Alpharious

Sss Well at least I have a name if I was a snake man. With incredibly lazy parents.


WeirdThingsToEnsue

Better than mine, mine is just Ass


fishslayer1995

No, we wanted your fantasy name


TheColourCyan

I am just Ken


A_lexine

man


Spiritual-Range-6101

Behold!


A_lexine

a man


Joseph_Hero_Summoner

*featherless biped


A_lexine

*brings you a plucked chicken* BEHOLD


argur2007

What was that guys name again


faity5

Diogenes


FkinShtManEySuck

man


smallpoly

Slim Shady


crash-alt

A miserable pile of secrets


zedant0

But enough talk!


ThatCamoKid

Have at you!


Parttime-Princess

I get Men lol


Zamtrios7256

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them


EnslavedNutsack

Aum


Mister__A

Better than mine: Mam


JustJuniperfect

Mon. I feel your pain mon.


Deathboy17

So what happens if I poke mon?


destruktor5hundred

Better than Mns. I wonder if that's a medical condition.


No_Perception9882

I got Mne


NoHomoButYouCute

Map


Pumpkin_Cat14

Won I guess my fantasy self is either a legend or a cocky bastard


Zzamumo

Or a meat bun!


nullvoid1_618

Aar I'm a pirate.


2muchshitinmypants

I'm Aer!


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Jrg. How would you even pronounce that? Edit: can you people please stop replying to this comment?


chuunibyoucringeboi

Jr. G


MEMES_FO_LIFE

Joctor


Concerned-Pillow-Bot

Doctor that exclusively wears jean clothing Jeans Jabcoat Jethoscope Underjirt Edit: Thought up a few more Rectal jermometer Jlasses Jneakers Jrubs Edit 2: Can’t forget what he’s made of too! For example Jones Jin Jesh and you can’t forget his luscious jlocks that he calls his jair. Edit 3: Honorable mention from someone in the comments Jondom and now stuff that I actually came up with Prescription jills Jirth control Jreast examination Edit 4: Can’t forget your public essentials to keep safe during Jovid! Such as; Hand joap Hand janitizer Face jask And your optimistic jemeanor!


modsarestraight

Rectal Jermometer sounds like a bit from Jerma’s chat


xtremeplayzyt

PSYCHO streamer EXAMINES PATIENT live on stream


redman8828

This sounds like something JD would do on Scrubs


OnTomatoPizza

You mean Jrubs.


PM_ME_UR_WIFES_CANS

Thankyou. I never would have figured Jrubs out


BirdOfEvil

Rectal Jermometer? Isn't that that maniac serial killer twitch streamer? (This isn't funny even if you get it, trust me)


AaronTheAllSta1

Jermameter985


DislocatedLocation

Either "jerg" or "jurg".


LaM3a

My name is Jerg


Zzamumo

Future mayor of ottawa


rylinRapscallion

future builder of the ottowall


nakinock

It's roughly pronounced gregory guevara


Cloraphoba

Jreg


JC12345678909

BIG WALL


kodorx

OTTAWEXIT OTTAWALL FOR ALL VOTE GREGORY "JREG" GUEVERA GOVERNMENT JOBS FOR ALL WITH 2 HOUR WORK WEEKS


Fanfics

[https://www.youtube.com/c/Jregory](https://www.youtube.com/c/Jregory)


ChedderTheSquirrel

Jerg


XescoPicas

Lrt… I’ve seen better


The_Trauma_Llama

Yours requires an apostrophe for true fantasy styles. L'rt, probably


XescoPicas

Much better


VanGoghNotVanGo

The Danish word for shit is lort and that’s all I can see. Shit with a typo.


The_Trauma_Llama

It's not a typo! It's an abbreviation! I can't be spelling whole words out, I've got sh't to do!


VanGoghNotVanGo

One of those rare occasions I actually laughed out loud, haha!


slambroet

You’ve got L’rt to do


Vega0mega

I AM LRT, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEII VIII


lass_ich_so

German abbrevation for „Luft- und Raumfahrtechnik“, meaning Aero- and Spaceengineering So more of a science fiction name?


Shigerufan2

Steampunk aeronautics


M0R3design

Mrg here. We sound like a pair of extra stupid orcs that can’t be trusted with steel swords. „Them? Oh that’s Lrt and Mrg. Named after the only thing they can say. We gave em wood swords and put them on ‚guard duty‘ so they won’t accidentally blow up the front gate again. It’s been four days and they still haven’t noticed that the door is painted on…“


Robin0660

Apparently I'm Vrs, can I join the group? :3


TheRealCeeBeeGee

C’ll reporting for duty!


fuck-off-mate666

Vth


EBS_Games643

Egg I'm fucking egg


Thetotallyrandom

What, you egg?


ChedderTheSquirrel

*(he stabs him)*


EuroPolice

what you gonna do? Stab me?


AwkwardDrummer7629

*quote from man stabbed*


Outbreak__Perfected

Eggcelent.


BallisticToast

Eggceptional


usernamealreadytakeh

I bet he’s Eggstatic


AGamingGuy

seggselent


HeroGothamKneads

*Her?*


fknkn

What the hell last name ends with 2 Gs


FennlyXerxich

Egg


Blad514

[Gregg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_(surname)?wprov=sfti1)


GrandmaSlappy

Ok Emma Gregg


PaganFool231

IM JEALOUS


ClydeTheGayFish

Well there’s a place for you: r/egg_irl


OneConstruction5645

Sin


yaaqu3

Same! I'm thinking we're gonna end up the villains...


Relative-Second6674

DDD Welp, guess I’m a Kirby character.


Astralnclinant

Or you have massive kahunas … Im sorry


ThatCamoKid

Humungous hongolongonolologongous


Serethen

Some huge badonkahoneradoos ... Im even More sorry


Riptide_X

HUGE bonkhonagahoogs


LostInAHallOfMirrors

Packin some dobonhonkeros


LeiaKasta

All hail the king


LaddestGlad

It's... it's just my first name again.


Lovely_Individual

Bob?


Complex-Pound5249

Full name Robert Obert I guess


soul_hyacinths

Rrt??


Complex-Pound5249

Shit I read it as the first two letters of the last name. I was thinking Robert shortens to Bob, so you get B-OB


soul_hyacinths

ahh nah. you'd have to be named Bob Glob or smth to have your simple fantasy name be Bob


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Fucking Bob Glob


Necessary_Commercial

John -> Jon. My name is now 25% more efficient.


InfanticideAquifer

Hmm... "John" is 75% efficient, since one of the letters doesn't do anything. "Jon" is 100% efficient, since every letter is necessary. So your name is now (100 - 75)/75 = 25/75 = 33% more efficient. Your old name is 25% less efficient than your new one though.


zydh01

John -> Jon checking in!


NaturalPandemic

Mia Sangria, eh?


Wolfofthezay

RNG


Shigerufan2

So wild magic sorcerer then?


Gloxxter

ACK


JustEnoughForACoffee

This made me Crack up the most wow. I say, as Say, amazing imagery.


Tomato21579

Why


Chub-bop

Just cause


NibbletDaGreat

Ale


MadeYouSayIt

Your quicky personality trait is just alcohol


enayla

Hello, fellow Ale!


LeiaKasta

This person tried it on themselves first and went "ah yes, this will work for everyone". Because usually with these things it isn't this incredibly easy to get dumb answers. Easy, but not this easy.


mecataylor

HI IM TMM


nihcul

NICE TO MEET YOU TMM i’m NRR


The_mystery4321

SUP IM RLL


quadruple_b

HI THERE IM BSE edit: I've just realised that if my mom went back to her maiden name after divorcing my dad, I'd be BBB which is really fucking cool imo.


ElegantVamp

Lrr.... >!From Omicron Persei 8!<


harrlight00

I am Crr, also from the planet Omicron Perseii 8


ViperFromTitanfall2

Hen 🐔


MusicalCannoli

Eyyy wassap everybody I'm Gio, these are my brothers Jio and DIO


Average_Tomboy

Lia... That's actually a name a friend used for a DnD character


soul_hyacinths

woah yours is a real name congrats 😅


MopLikesMen

Hello, Mop!


LordOfSlimes666

Pns. I don't like this game


Kind_Nepenth3

Greetings pns, I'm jis


NeonDreams433

Aer


Empty_Sundae_3297

ITS THE SAME AS MY NORMAL NICKNAME!


Royal_Butterscotch34

Ace… well that worked out well


Brainstorm28

Mid 💀


TheWaffleWeirdo

Art, kinda sick tbh


MemorableThrowawayy

Kin


PokeNirvash

Gus.


usernotfound606

Znn sounds like I’m sleeping at a low hum


LKaiH

... Lie


swaglolson

Ah I love my simple fantasy name. "Lrg"


Congelateur-Sama

Uno


Ninjafox_0YT

... Reverse


ColonelMustard05

oee careful, this is how french happened


SpookyVoidCat

Abe. It could be worse but I still hate it.


Herstendew

Bro


lowkey_rainbow

Con


KCJohnstuff

Jon


Bingus23

Pan.....


SomeToasters

jim


ParsnipPizza2

Eow. I mean... it's not the worst. Eow*yn* is already a famous fantasy name.


Hazmatix_art

Aer I am become oxygen


314159265358979326

Sad


RuleOfBlueRoses

Aon


LydiaStarDawg

Len… or with my married name… Lan…


_EdgyTrashCan_

jam


Accomplished-Eye1825

Mad


RockyPointNoah

Non


ScootBoot533

Jey I wanna use this as an actual name now


Sorry_Quantity_3277

Ah yes, Are


testicle2156

Ker. I guess it kinda works


man_of_bread-

Jöm


ihatedyouall

Mid...


PsychicDelilah

.......... Dad


BestN_on_YT

Im Ban


Herwin42

Nin, decent name


Spirited-Software-79

Jes


pleasantWilds

eki


NinjaMonkey4200

Mer


the_sternest123

Yrn


ListedKIA

Sma


StevvySucks

Cam