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cactim

I'm a guy and once made the mistake of using a woman's name in my reddit username (it was a play on "Bonnie and Clyde"). It was an anonymous account where I posted about mental health struggles and shitposted. I've made plenty of reddit profiles. I delete them when I feel like I'm spending too much time on here and start new ones because I have no self-control. On no other reddit account has anyone ever sent me a DM, but SO many people started sending me DMs to "get to know me better" when I wrote about my issues with being bipolar. No face, no pictures, or any real information about me went along with my profile, but they saw "Bonnie" in my username and thought GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL and tried to get in my cyber pants. It was a pretty cynical glimpse into the shit women have to deal with.


ih8spalling

eyy bby u have the bipolar thas so sad smh 😔 what u wearing sweetie


SarahPallorMortis

“Maybe I can cheer you up 😏” is a common one that makes me want to puke


lakovsanite

They say you should fake it til you make it so my suggestion to help with your crippling depression is that you should smile more.


SarahPallorMortis

And we have a hard contender for second place lol


Daggerfont

Ohh, I’ve gotten that one. Even creepier stuff too, of course. One guy wanted to meet my parents for gods sake when I lied and said I lived near them (he’d asked)


SarahPallorMortis

Ew that’s weird


Daggerfont

Yep. He was the worst one I think. Said some other weird stuff too


I_am_the_ent

also “do u have snap” is an extremely common one.


SarahPallorMortis

I just say no. Lol nope I don’t have any apps


Daggerfont

My go to answer is to say “I have a firm rule about not giving contact info to people online. Sorry.” And then ignoring them if they push


tavlove

My IGN in league of legends is extremely vaguely feminine (its not like princess or anything, its my name which is an uncommon one, written with the japanese pronunciation, which is an almost unheard of name in the US) and I regularly get asked "are you a girl" in lobbies and games where I've said nothing. I just ignore them and hope they assume that i just mute all. And sometimes people start being weird to me like calling me babe or sending lots of hearts in chat. I hate it.


peter415mar

In league I call everyone bby, but that might be just the video game dunkey drilled into my head


tavlove

Not bby "babe" Or one time "babygirl"


Bobson_Dugbutt

I’m a chick but definitely don’t let that portray on my account. I feel like my comments get taken more seriously if I have a beard on my icon lol. Gonna delete this comment soon to stay incognito 😎


limitedby20character

seggs woman seggs ?


TheSilversky64

Too late. RIP your inbox


beepbeeboo

Yo girl we both got beards that's a whole lot we got in common! :P


WJR26

haha his name is “bu*t” XDDDD (only epic gamer boys get this joke) LMAOO im telling my mom u r using bad words


Bobson_Dugbutt

?


imaginary0pal

Hey babey you look hawt in those cyber pants


jnics10

I had to change my avatar snoo thing to something more non-gendered bc mine was kinda girly previously and hoo boy did i get treated like shit. Its crazy.


Almadabes

My username has Dabes added to it because back when I just went by alma I got hit on in videogames a lot. Games with voice chat were the best cause I'd go along with it to kill the mood with my man voice


minihalkoja

Seriously what's wrong with people? They start hitting on a random someone in a videogame, but if a guy answers, then it "kills the mood." Finish what you all started, cowards!


Iraelyth

It’s weird, I’m often assumed to be male, but I don’t find my name particularly masculine. I have had the odd strange PM now and then but it was years ago and I’ve not really had any since despite identifying myself as a woman more than once in my comments if the situation called for it for whatever reason. Not that I’m complaining about the lack of creeps!


BlazinDuck

Hey gurl whats your story, are you single?


Iraelyth

Har har har.


Daggerfont

I think a lot of them go for the ones with obviously feminine profiles. I’ve gotten some really weird comments lol


Daggerfont

A Redditor back in the day would absolutely have that facial hair. And the “I’m an educated gentleman m’lady” glasses


merikaninjunwarrior

*"i wouldn't suppose m'lady'd like to take a gander at my beautiful, glorious karmaic count?"*


Staten_och_Kapitalet

*"M'lady do thou have thee slightest idea of how a magnanimous amount of awards I've collected through thy years? Would'st thou have a peek?"*


imyownpeople

"No? Harlot!"


captainAwesomePants

She clearly is. You don't go unescorted on a train with a valise like that if you aren't looking for it.


Rude_Journalist

Two extra steps or do you mean


sometimesmybutthurts

A pox upon you!,


throwaway-20701

Are in the same boat


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boraroxyoursox

Idk how people get more than 20k in karma without getting banned. Truly baffling


iheartcliche

Go to ask reddit. Learn the correct and popular answers of the hive mind, and parrot them.


Daggerfont

Spend way too much time here. Way too much


boraroxyoursox

Plus the temptation to try inciting political violence is too tempting. We’re anonymous ffs


sap91

Implying they don't have that now


coreyisthename

Seriously. They’d have one of those little paperboy hats, waxed pointy mustache, maybe a vest. They also definitely own steampunk goggles and wear them on Omegle when they’re alone at night.


_stoneslayer_

Please do not forget the mutton chops


bigfudge_drshokkka

Yea a girl saw my Snapchat story so she clearly wants to fuck


Truan

Me w/ IG/FB likes


TheConspicuousGuy

I have 93,000 karma, am I worthy of your time m'lady!?!? Why does no one want to talk to me!!!!


merikaninjunwarrior

well, conspicuous gent of 4 years, i seem to have captured the young lady's heart with my 4 month 97,000 karma count, good sir.. but i do wish you the best upon the next young sweet lass, yes i doth


RyanRagido

Out of the way, peasants.


jon_titor

Please, bitch.


RandomName01

Nice try, pleb


bustingtwinkie

my good sir tho does not need anyone to talk to when thou has thyself


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I’ve got my wad of 500k karma and my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong, and am ready to plow… m’lady.


bustingtwinkie

Now you good sir are worthy of my time


MomoXono

Over 4 years, though. Very low karma yield per day average


Mikobjectbook

Mate i have almost 200k karma


antiquemule

117552 is “almost 200k” - hmm


Mikobjectbook

That’s my post karma….


antiquemule

My mistake.


altbekannt

This is true wealth


OperativeTracer

I have 145K karma lol.


DerpisMalerpis

“Hey, I noticed you’re in black. Did somebody lose a husband??? Want a new one? What’s your name? How are you today?”


womaninthekitcjen

Average Reddit mod doxxing underage commenters


CricketDrop

Wait what


sev45day

A story as old as time.


Merchantmarx

Pictured: Gehrman, the first hunter, and Lady Maria.


d_4_v_1_d

A wild hoonter has appeared!


JohnProcrastinator

Oh god. I cant unsee it now. Its so perfect


Top_Secret_TerminaL

The look of desperation on her face


Love4Lungs

Tale as old as time, Beauty and the Creep.


CricketDrop

Is this a funeral


unfortunate_doorstop

In my opinion, she is in mourning attire. But, the location depicted is a train car. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berthold_Woltze (artist's Wikipedia page) The painting is called 'The Annoying Gentleman'


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NarcissusLovesEcho

In the slightly expanded image of the painting, it almost looks like the artist's name is supposed to be printed on a wooden box. I wonder if that's supposed to be his coffin?


den_of_thieves

She’s a widow in mourning. The annoying gentleman knows she’s a widow, hence, she’s a young, pretty and available. She may even have her own inheritance and property. He’s hoping to move in on that.


Nesseressi

Looks like a young girl there. She is also traveling in a cheap train car without a chaperone. I really do not think she got much wealth going on for her. More of poor and unable to defend herself.


agent_raconteur

Her hair is down and uncovered so likely not a widow. Could be traveling to the funeral of a parent or beloved family member


Therandomfox

Either way, the point is that his advances were neither wanted nor appropriate given the occasion. Imagine trying to hit on someone at a funeral.


agent_raconteur

Oh absolutely. Even without the context of the mourning attire or her young age, she's CRYING so maybe he ought to back off


jump521

Or he could just be annoying


RRCuddlebug

General Kenobi.


OperativeTracer

Your sabers will make a fine addition to my collection.


Colorburn2300

“Sorry I have consumption” cough, ketchup, cough “Babe that’s not” “I know”


WhiskersWithClaws

Just like today, an underage girl is crying because some old asshole is hitting on her. He's probably either asking for feet pics or nudes.


steamedfarts

Isn’t this used for r/JustNeckbeardThings


forreddituseonly

It used to be.


innesleroux

I really hope Saoirse Ronan gets awarded again. She is such a good period actor...


spookyjohnathan

Soawarsheh... swarshe... sworsheh...


innesleroux

Miss Ronan.


Gothsalts

Sersha


Manasseh92

Sir Cher


123oeaeaa

Cersei


DeeBangerCC

I think it's crazy that people were so good at painting 200 years ago they could make it look photoreal


Abandondero

See her right hand? [She's reaching for her hatpin.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/)


senji97

The pain in her eyes omg


mehdi42087

This shit never works They never reply and are not even in the same train than me


Iamthespiderbro

“Ah yes, I do moderate reddit. How did you know m’lady?”


TutumTeRebore

General Kenobi


spookyjohnathan

I... I also enjoyed your meme... 👉👈


DredgenGryss

Pretty accurate


TheGreatDancer

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


noncomplyant

That just shows you how many lonely people there are out there. I know because I have felt that way.


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SmallHandsMallMindS

Shes crying tears of joy


jsbm316

Damm she looks frightened, was she force to be painted..?


theboxisempty

As a guy I feel this - I can’t like a post without feeling like a creeper. Dis rape culture got me like whoa.


steak820

Just take hints from women when they look like they arn't interested. Don't be ashamed of being a sexual being. That shit will mess you up.


RoscoMan1

It totally looks like a great breakfast place.


1VentiChloroform

That's one huge fucking bowtie


RandomCupOfCocoa

how did you know? Did my mom tell you?


ZippZappZippty

Yes hello, I was gonna try it out


ZippZappZippty

Well, here’s your first time playing


thehermitgood

*”The Polar Express,”* *dir. Robert Zemeckis, 2004.” film.*


Lanre-Haliax

Nothing changed


QuarantineSucksALot

Well, it’s the world we want.


notapunk

I know I shouldn't be surprised that people do this yet naive me was still surprised


Da0ptimist

Almost looks like she is holding an iPhone in her hand :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Satanisbackxoxo

Listen kind sir you are way outta my league so piss off


Tetragonos

I told you to stop following me around!


perryquitecontrary

I am not a woman but This has me thinking. Maybe the reason some women like the silent types is because no one will leave them the fuck alone? Like. Maybe it’s nice to just BE with a person without them obviously trying to please you or peacock? I’m thinking maybe this has always been a thing.


RedNumberTw0

I have the same meme but it says “do you like Tool, m’lady?”


PoorEdgarDerby

Always weird me out Michael Cohen is there.


FoxyVixen1

Lmaooo; this is too freaking true!!!!


lowsunwest

It's not a Normal Rocksick


negrote1000

Leave Maria alone, Eggman


BigXDmoment

So... you are a girl... do... do you masturbat... huh?