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TIL Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Mel B from the Spice Girls) peed on Bear Grylls after he was stung by a jellyfish on his TV show "Running Wild"

TIL Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Mel B from the Spice Girls) peed on Bear Grylls after he was stung by a jellyfish on his TV show "Running Wild"

captjtspaulding74

You’d think Bear Grills would know that it doesn’t work. In fact, peeing on it can actually make it worse.


Jefferson_47

Perhaps he enjoys being micturated upon.


SensitiveArtist

That Bear really tied the room together.


old_el_paso

Who said he didn’t know?


MLJ9999

Right. Better to use seawater. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-urinating/


rugbat

Yeah, I think it might be just his kink.


VividLifeToday

Vinegar works


EmRoXOXO

Meat tenderizer works, too! If you live close to the beach (and like to venture out to areas without lifeguards), keep one of those small packets in your car. Lifeguards also typically have them on hand- from what I’ve been told, that stuff is miraculous. For bonus points, use the meat tenderizer and make a paste with *vinegar* instead of with water. (Source: was lifeguard.)


bolanrox

Use that for bee stings too to get the stinger out


EmRoXOXO

I’ve seen tobacco from a cigarette used for the same thing- lots of cigarettes at the state fair, not much meat tenderizer.


mysedi

there is no proof that tenderizer helps. Only vinegar is proofen


Tojatruro

What? You mean, Joey pissing on Monica’s leg didn’t work????


OorPancake

Bear Grylls just managed to wangle his watersports fantasy into the show.


Notabot1980

WANGLE!!


Cs1981Bel

Golden shower!


Namydna

Whether it works or not, if a Spice Girl wants to pee on you, you let her gods damnit


chemicalism

This is the correct answer.


bolanrox

Or Shirley Manson


Namydna

I'll allow this as well


ScumoForPrison

nah she went full windowlicker politics nothing more of a turn off of a hot as fuck redhead with a Scottish accent when she starts spouting off left wing shit!


AL0ng4TheRide

If you wanna be my lover you have got to be rich, so i can take your money and run like a bitch!


Compley

Zig a Zig Ahhhhhhhh....


Al-Anda

Perfect


Ali_M

Now here's the story from A to Z You wanna stop the sting? Then get peed on by Mel B


Yard_Sailor

“One down, four to go.” - Bear Grylls, I assume


RikersTrombone

A lot of women who wouldn't otherwise pee on you are ok with it if they think its medicinal.


nullcharstring

Protip?


diMario

No way! Peeing costs extra! Ask Trump!


ScumoForPrison

R Kellyesque!


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Cool_Interaction

mel b and bear grylls


chemicalism

MELANIE BROWN (A.K.A. SCARY SPICE FROM THE SPICE GIRLS) AND BEAR GRYLLS. Thought I made that quite clear.


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chemicalism

Melanie Brown: https://lmgtfy.app/?q=melanie+brown Bear Grylls: https://lmgtfy.app/?q=bear+grylls


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chemicalism

Are you proud, edgelord?


Not-a-huge-analytics

To the Spice Girls to make much of Thyme


FarMass66

What’s funny is that pee doesn’t actually help with jelly fish stings.