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TIL that moths vibrate their genitals to jam bat sonar

TIL that moths vibrate their genitals to jam bat sonar

Eagle_Kebab

Who doesn't?


Up2Here

Haven't had a speeding ticket in years


JasonVorcheese

Batman is doing speeding tickets now? Damn. So how does this work? I just slap this bit against these other bits? It feels good but am I safe?


TheJerminator69

If you see Batman just run, he’s one of the criminals too. This city has loads of them.


PlaceboJesus

This is exactly what I checked the comments to find out. Hey, look at this guy! He doesn't even vibrate his genitals confuse radar!


farmerarmor

TIL how to take over Gotham city.


BrokenEye3

Seriously, why hasn't Killer Moth tried this?


NomaskiCoronakoff

Was my excuse throughout High school. Not one bat in the house for decades


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90_ina_65

I will…. As soon as I’m done saying mass


MrMcSwifty

r/BrandNewSentence/


SwanRonson1986

Now that this is common knowledge the joker and twoface are just gonna start shaking their dingalings at Batman…mayhem will certainly ensue.


RedSonGamble

Is bat sonar a band? And are moths jamming to it?


InsomniaticWanderer

"activate sonar jamming" "Ah...fuck... Oh shit...hnnnng"


LesPeterGuitarJam

👀 🧚


Bigdickdiarrhea

I shake my genitals to jam things as well


brett_midler

So do I.


cenataur

FYI, this doesn't work for humans.


Doesnotcarrotall

Holy Batman!


virgilreality

This has big ramifications for the air force ..


noopenusernames

Ah, I too use my meatspin technique to keep people away


Reddead67

I do the same thing to deter thots.


[deleted]

Those tall wannabe thots though, they just don't get it.


No-Pizda-For-You

“Holy flying insect wankers, Batman! Our sonar is jammed!”


Old_Fart_on_pogie

Me too


Thotslayer9790

I have to say if females started doing this in the street. A lot of guys would lose their minds too... Totally understand the bats thinking "what in holy hell are they doing? Turn it off, turn it all off now...." Bat sonar operators wife - how was work today? Manage to find the issue with the sonar? Bat sonar operator - yeah, them damn moths and their genitals. I'm so glad I'm blind, can you imagine what that must look like?


Mister_Titty

That's pretty ballsy of them.


Trex_in_F16

What a deek move


PG-DaMan

nbjkdshfuiksanf ​ Now I know why I can never find my GF when i am wearing my batman costume. ​ Errrrrr.


FellowConspirator

Smart. It’s what I do.


Bearaucracy

Batman vs Mothman would be interesting to watch


CitationX_N7V11C

Sure, but when I do it this suddenly becomes "illegal" and "immoral."


Zolo49

Maybe if I vibrate my genitals just right I can jam police sonar.


vaginas_are_cool

That’s pretty cool


ownleechild

Same reason I do it.


jimothy_james_jim

Can someone draw a moth rocking his genitals so hard to hide from bats please


Anotherdaysgone

This was in an article from cracked 20 years ago. That or it sounds like it should be.


Realistic_Truck

The Matthew McConaughey thump.