TIL that moths vibrate their genitals to jam bat sonar
By - oontkima
Haven't had a speeding ticket in years
Batman is doing speeding tickets now? Damn.
So how does this work? I just slap this bit against these other bits? It feels good but am I safe?
If you see Batman just run, he’s one of the criminals too. This city has loads of them.
This is exactly what I checked the comments to find out.
Hey, look at this guy! He doesn't even vibrate his genitals confuse radar!
TIL how to take over Gotham city.
Seriously, why hasn't Killer Moth tried this?
Was my excuse throughout High school. Not one bat in the house for decades
I will…. As soon as I’m done saying mass
Now that this is common knowledge the joker and twoface are just gonna start shaking their dingalings at Batman…mayhem will certainly ensue.
Is bat sonar a band? And are moths jamming to it?
"activate sonar jamming"
"Ah...fuck... Oh shit...hnnnng"
I shake my genitals to jam things as well
So do I.
FYI, this doesn't work for humans.
This has big ramifications for the air force ..
Ah, I too use my meatspin technique to keep people away
I do the same thing to deter thots.
Those tall wannabe thots though, they just don't get it.
“Holy flying insect wankers, Batman! Our sonar is jammed!”
I have to say if females started doing this in the street. A lot of guys would lose their minds too...
Totally understand the bats thinking "what in holy hell are they doing? Turn it off, turn it all off now...."
Bat sonar operators wife - how was work today? Manage to find the issue with the sonar?
Bat sonar operator - yeah, them damn moths and their genitals. I'm so glad I'm blind, can you imagine what that must look like?
That's pretty ballsy of them.
What a deek move
Now I know why I can never find my GF when i am wearing my batman costume.
Smart. It’s what I do.
Batman vs Mothman would be interesting to watch
Sure, but when I do it this suddenly becomes "illegal" and "immoral."
Maybe if I vibrate my genitals just right I can jam police sonar.
That’s pretty cool
Same reason I do it.
Can someone draw a moth rocking his genitals so hard to hide from bats please
This was in an article from cracked 20 years ago. That or it sounds like it should be.
The Matthew McConaughey thump.