I WANT A JEBO HATTRICK BUT I ALSO WANT US TO WIN TIMBERS 7-SJ 3 IS MY FINAL SCORELINE PREDICTION LFG

I LIKE JEBO AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT HE CAN GET HIS HATTIE AGAINST ANOTHER GODDAMN TEAM!

AGREED, WE ALLOW SHUTOUTS ONLY. NEED THE GOAL DIFFERNTIAL TO SECURE THE SUPPORTERS SHIELD

WE PUT UP SEVEN AGAINST THE SECOND WORST TEAM IN THE WEST SO IT'S ALMOST A GIVEN WE WILL GET OUR FIRST HAT TRICK AGAINST THE THIRD WORST TEAM IN THE WEST! #SETTINGRECORDSEVERYGAME ALSO, SEBA IS GOING TO BE RIDING HIGH AFTER GETTING PLAYER OF THE WEEK SO LOOK OUT, QUAKES, CHUCKY IS COMIN' FOR YA.

LET'S SMASH THESE THEY'RE SHITE

LET’S LEAVE THEM QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS

ON WEDNESDAYS WE SCORE GOALS!!! RCTID

AGAIN WITH THE BICYCLE GOALS

MY HOUSE IS COLD BECAUSE OF A BROKEN HEATER BUT AT LEAST THE TIMBERS ARE HOT

WE BANGING 8 INTO THE NET THIS TIME!!

I MAY HAVE AN EBOBISSE JERSEY BUT WHEN I ROOT I ROOT FOR THE TIMBERS!!! NO PITY, LETS DO EIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!

IM CONFUSED WHY IS THERE A GAME TODAY, IM HAPPY BUT JUST NOT SURE WHY THIS IS IDK MAYBE IM DUMB, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

SOMETIMES WE PLAY WEDNESDAY NIGHT GAMES. THIS IS THE FIRST OF THE SEASON. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY😂

OK THANK YOU MUCH APPRECIATED NATHAN WILL SCORE A HAT TRICK #MANIFESTING

THE REASON THERE IS A GAME TODAY IS BECAUSE THE SCHEDULE MAKERS INCLUDED IT ON THE OFFICIAL SCHEDULE

NATHAN AND BLANCO ARE OUR ONLY TRUE SAVIORS!

WE WILL ALWAYS WIN 7-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS GOING TO BE INBETWEEN THE OPEN CUP MATCH AND THE SKC MATCH, BUT A WIN. THE ODDS ARE THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO VASTLY DIFFERENT.

WE WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN

3 POINTS PLEASE!!!!!

It’s gameday? Lol

I CANT HEAR YOU!!!

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

IM SORRY! ITS GAMEDAY!!? 😂 PUMPED

NO CARELESS WHISPERS ON GAMEDAY!!!

IS FUCKING RIGHT

WE BETTER SCORE MORE THAN 7 GOALS THIS TIME. NO GOING BACKWARDS!

GOING TO THE THORNS GAME INSTEAD. KEEP MY SEAT WARM.

NATHAN! THAT IS ALL!