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TheRealDorkSpork

Hips are fucking lying


U1tramadn3ss

Dead 💀


eers2snow

What the fuck Shakira.


Jolandia

All the new injuries are hip injuries? Were they doing competitive hula-hooping or something? Seriously, this is at the level of ridiculousness where I’m not sure if I really believe this I do think that the questionable players will be healthy and will play, but this leaves Williamson as our only healthy midfielder and who knows if he’s ready to start or play significant minutes yet


benderknows

When a friendly twerking competition goes wrong


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Gotta rest em for next Wednesday.


RCTID1975

hip hip....uhhh hooray?


totally_not_yang_bot

When I hip, you hip, we hip


Ornery-Asparagus-347

Mora is listed on the coed game roster. Was hoping he was playing this week


whdescent

Bit of a difference between rostering for a low key charity match and being fit enough for a league match.


qu33gqu3g

I don’t think the coed roster means anything in terms of fitness. Gutierrez is on there and he just had surgery


Jolandia

Gio said he’s still not training with the team. He’ll be a while


terrorllama

Who needs strikers anyway?


TrolliusJKingIIIEsq

Stupid hips.


jarekniezgodafanpage

Crying in a corner


RandomName175

Blake Bodily’s time to shine.


RandomName175

Ivacic; Bravo, Mabiala, Zuparic, Van Rankin; Tuiloma, Williamson; Loria, Blanco, Chara; Asprilla? Something like that?


woad29

Freaking turf injuries.


i_spit_hot_fire

Is it time for new turf already? Hips definitely hate turf so I’d believe the correlation. Although as others said it’s likely nothing major I guess.


woad29

It’s time to go grass. Plus it would open us up to more international teams to play.


garybusey42069

Here here. Even though our field is considered one of the better turf fields, it’s still turf. I don’t understand why MLS teams don’t do grass. All the big boy leagues have them.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Most of the MLS does do grass. There are only 5 teams that play on turf and 4 of those teams share a stadium with a football team, so grass isn't an option. In our case, Providence Park is built below sea level, so drainage is the main issue preventing switching the turf for grass.


garybusey42069

Thanks for the info!


joshing_slocum

Source? Doesn't match MLS Injury page, nor on Timbers webpage nor Twitter.


shiftymoose

Twitter https://twitter.com/ryantclarke/status/1517546571813904384?s=21&t=nSBZq-mYnW3dtNkg1we28A


joshing_slocum

Nice, thanks. Weird that the MLS page had everyone except all those hip guys.


mperham

They must hula HARD.


CHiZZoPs1

Williamson gets a big chance to break back into the lineup!


evan

Who's Justin Vom Steeg?


eers2snow

3rd/4th string keeper


peacefinder

Too hip to be square?


NoDadNoTears

RIP us


PDXPuma

Our strength and conditioning team sucks ass and can't maintain a team.