Can you imagine losing an MLS Cup final in Columbus?

Big oofffgff

Caleb Porter winning MLS Cup with an Argentine MVP in Columbus. I’ve heard this one before!!

Caleb running around like he's getting paid per F-bomb out here.

What a great turnaround for Crew after everything they’ve been through over the last couple years. That they handed Seattle the most lopsided loss in mls cup history, delivered by Caleb Porter, just makes it that much sweeter.

You know he loves it.

FUCK SEATTLE

'nough said

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Fish Gutted.

The long game from Porter: can’t beat Seattle in a cup final in Portland so he goes to the eastern conference to make it happen. GG Columbus, I hate Seattle but this is more about you than them.

ACES!

there’s only one PNW club going to champions league next year. and it ain’t them.

Humanity dodged a bullet. Every time they’ve won bad shit happens.

Ca-leb Por-ter!

I miss him.

Happy for him, but I'm good.

Amazing what happens when the refs call a fair game and they are not flopping all over the place.

Fuck Seattle

I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD!

There is hope for a better world.

Nagbe now has 3 cups on 3 different teams since 2015. My dude.

bUt He DoEsNt ScOrE

My friend Jordan is a Crew fan. Even proposed to his wife on their pitch. We had a friendly rivalry when we played each other in the Final but when all was said and done he just said “You outplayed us, well done! We will try again” In short, Crew fans, in my experience, are good people. Fuck the Flounders.

Suck it indeed. They pay $2000 for 600ft apartments. We pay $1950 for 800ft!