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Welcome, East Coaster warriors. We rise tonight to fight the one true opponent of our mission: spoilers. We cannot let them take over our space or our minds. Should you find one, scream at the top of your lungs. Report the traitor and allow the wrath of mod rain down on them with fury. [spoilers of hell](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/psv6qr/bachelor_in_paradise_east_coastcentral_spoiler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


LetshearitforNY

Aaron is such a dick


macademicnut

What is in the white wine in paradise? Something that causes lukewarm fights?


hugoike

What ever happened to MyKenna or whatever her name was?


anxiousunicorn1

i don’t think she ever came to the beach, just that party


KatesCheers

I cannot believe I did it but I fell asleep right after they evacuated the beach. Can someone please, please tell me what happened after that? I woke up to Tia and Blake having a discussion on the beach that wasn’t good.


Brain_Grapes

Cocktail party during the afternoon instead of night. Blake wasn’t giving Tia any effort, so it seems like she likes James more now. Aaron set up a runway date with Chelsea and they kissed and said they like spending time with each other the most. Ivan says he was just hoping someone else would come down the beach to give him a rose and said he wasn’t going to go after anyone’s roses. He then pulled Chelsea aside and the two flirted then kissed while Aaron and James watched. Aaron confronted Ivan for lying to him to his face and the two were beefing that is to be continued next week. Apparently something happened with Ivan while they were all chilling in the evacuation hotel we will have to see next week 👀 And the then the cast played Chubby Bunny with chicken nuggets.


KatesCheers

Thank you so much, I REALLY appreciate that!!!!🙏❤️


msmoonprincess

Ok so I teared up during Riley and Maurissa’s conversation…. Wtf is wrong with me


msklovesmath

Riley is a virgo-libra cusp. I personally think he leans more libra. Maurissa is a gemini. It is a very good match!


critmcfly

Ultra cringe


itstrickyky

Same!


stimmtnicht

So did I!! 😥


showersteam

I think they need a new paradise set up, here is my idea for anyone interested. Start equal men and women. After a week they can decide If they want to stay on the singles beach to wait for someone else or continue to explore their relationship on the couples beach. And after each week the singles can reassess and see if they can graduate to the couples beach or stay on the singles. Then at the cocktail parties the couples and singles all go and the goal is for the couple to stay paired up and more singles go to the couples beach. However if the couples dont work out and cant find a single to join them on the couples beach immediately they have to go home. After the cocktail party x amount of people are added (can replace the couples formed) This point of paradise is boring with all the couples. There are so many singles I want to see more of that got sent home already and I think people would be more open to exploring other relationships because they can stay on the singles beach and mingle and there is not the pressure to couple up or go home. Also no one has to bait someone to keep them at the beach until the person they are waiting for arrives, instead they can safely wait for that person. They can pick a set amount of weeks the singles have to find someone this way they can still have fantasy/engagement week and the story can transition to more of the couples stories than the singles. Clearly there are flaws but I think we would get to see and know more of the people we actually want to instead of them getting to the beach late and going home almost immediately after I dont really have a good idea to keep the number of people to a manageable amount but I like to see more of the initial pairing off of couples rather than all couples with 2 struggling singles


lkh23o874249plhkjhdl

Yeah I like this. As a new person, you end up with a ton of people being on the beach but only realistically 1 or 2 people you can actually shoot for. And there’s minimal drama between the couples and the singles, so you end up with not much happening when you should have more Kenny-Mari-Demi situations.


showersteam

Yes and I feel like there are so many "missed connections" where someone who got sent home the first week could have met and had a strong connection with someone that didnt get there until week 2. They can always add in mixers with everyone so maybe a not so strong couple breaks up and wants to pursue someone else or group dates with one couple and 2 singles or 2 pairs of singles so they can interact but the main point is the couples can focus on their priority which is building a strong drama free relationship and bring the viewers romance when the singles can hook up with whoever and bring the viewers drama. Win win


elkaholicsanonymoose

zeke has the perfect body


foxboroliving

I love James with the instigation. "Tell him how you feel, bro." An icon.


Reasonable_Champion3

I loved the “easily done” reply just as much! James and Aaron, what a pair!


blahhhkit

I’m happy we got to see a glimmer of their scheming this week. After seeing them together on Katie’s season I was sooo excited to see them stir things up on BIP. I just hope we get to see more of their bromance lol


grneyz

I want my two hours back


Bad_Becky

I’ll take them, cause I want two more. 😆


lovetheblazer

Based on the preview for next week, my best guess is that Ivan snuck out and got a jump start on his rose hunting while the boys and girls were quarantined in their separate hotel rooms during the tropical storm evacuation? Maybe he had a convo/hooked up with Chelsea already and that’s why she was so ready to swap from Aaron to Ivan?


sparklingsour

That’s exactly what it looked like to me and my group text.


marlz11

do we think Ivan broke the Covid bubble by hooking up with someone random in the hotel? Idk grasping here


sparklingsour

Oh I was assuming Chelsea but that’s an interesting take too!


Greeneyedgal13

Ivan, take the punch. Fall on the sword for all of us and get him off our screens.


Flaming-Charisma

😂😂😂 this actually had me cracking up


Wamgurl

What did he do? I’m so lost.


amateur-kneesocks

Why do Riley and Joe need to insert themselves into everyone else’s drama


hugoike

Meanwhile Noah just commentates on it on camera.


RandomNewGirl

If Ivan did hook up with Chelsea in the hotel then I’m team Aaron for that one


Flaming-Charisma

He broke the bro code


theebetchelor

I’m so attracted to Zeke even though he has that shitty chest piece


Bad_Becky

Who’s zeke??


theebetchelor

Lmao from ultimate surfer! The show after BIP


polesloth

I’m convinced this is a someone made up to confuse those of us not in on the joke :(


Bad_Becky

I realized I think they may be talking about the surf show that follows paradise.


elkaholicsanonymoose

omg SO attracted to him


Gabadabdab

His face is so nice


carefreecoterie

I’m so sorry guys, I know it’s been a while but after seeing her actions on Colton’s bachelor season & BIP I just still can’t get onboard with Caelynn🥴 wonder what her and Dean will be talking about next week lol ETA: a word


Flaming-Charisma

I know. She’s such an attention-seeking, class-A manipulator and liar. But everyone loves her bc that’s what she’s good at, and she got em too Edit: all the 30 some people downvoting want to explain why? or y’all have no reason and fell for her act too?


carefreecoterie

The BIP stagecoach fiasco was too much for me. The way she deliberately lied & made up a whole story to ruin Blake’s reputation bc she was mad he slept with someone else...? And we all fell for it till he released those texts. The whole thing made me feel icky and I don’t even care for Blake lol. I can’t help but side eye her after that master manipulation


numberthangold

This is honestly one of the worst things anyone in the franchise has ever done. Blake’s entire life could have been ruined if he didn’t have the proof that she was making the whole thing up. And then for everyone to defend her was just disgusting. I can’t believe anyone at all still supports her, follows her, has anything to do with her after that.


LetshearitforNY

Yes what she did to Blake was so cruel. And everyone attacked him during the reunion episode but he literally was just defending himself against horrendous accusations.


carefreecoterie

Exactly! That reunion had my blood pressure so HIGH. I know people can change after doing bad things, but the fact that she even used her past sexual assault to get people’s sympathy/make them turn against Blake, while knowing the situation wasn’t true, was so calculating that I still wonder about her character as a person


Flaming-Charisma

Those texts were all the proof we needed


[deleted]

this was probably the worst episode so far


KatesCheers

I totally agree. I fell asleep right after they evacuated the beach and have no idea what happened now. I woke up to Tia having a convo with Blake that wasn’t going good but idk what happened after they evacuated.


stimmtnicht

Really?? I feel just the opposite. It was the BEST episode to me. I recorded it & will be rewatching!


critmcfly

Very rare opinion


dr_mantis_toboggan51

Agreed. Maurissa and Riley's Convo made the whole episode . So real (and genuine).


needthatpuzzle

damn this episode fuckin sucked


ComputerSaysnooooo

Ivan 100% hooked up with the Mexican taco lady


sparklingsour

Just spit pumpkin beer all over myself haha.


pumpkinskittle

None of you played Chubby Bunny as a kid and it shows


madibuzz

You can't condense chicken like marshmallows


pumpkinskittle

I have been at many a camp where marshmallows were in short supply so they were subbed for other foodstuffs 🤷🏻‍♀️


theebetchelor

Marshmallows are 100x easier than chicken poppers lmao


pumpkinskittle

I have played with things like saltines and with whole grapes where you couldn’t burst them. Idk I thought it was something everyone did but everyone in these comments is freaking out about choking


theebetchelor

How do you play with saltines? If the crackers don’t crumble, then they just turn into a soggy mush which defeats the chubby bunny purpose outside of the salt drying out your mouth?


pumpkinskittle

I mean the point is still “how many can you fit in your mouth” lmao it’s just not as clean as marshmallows


theebetchelor

In a time of droughts and climate change, is the ultimate surfer the best show to produce?


scientooligist

Is The Bachelor??


theebetchelor

You’re comparing people fighting at a resort in Mexico on a natural beach to a new artificial lake with artificial waves?


scientooligist

Oh shit. I didn't know they made an artificial lake. Damn that's wasteful.


sagarikaxo

what a stupid episode


Flaming-Charisma

so much crying in the previews. what a surprise


[deleted]

This chicken nugget scene is the kind of shit the popular kids would do in the cafeteria so you ate in the library for some goddamn peace


thefinalforest

They’re literally the popular kids grown up lol


Gabadabdab

This ultimate surfer zeke dude is hot


fugitivelobster

Ivan must’ve done something not with Chelsea bc she would’ve gotten scolded too 🤔


thenaturalwitch

Maybe jessenia is still kickin around and they hooked up and she will come back and they will live happily ever after!


theflyy22

I see I’m not the only Ivan Jessenia shipper still alive…


Brain_Grapes

Lmao nah that bridge has been burned


Flaming-Charisma

🔥🔥🌉🔥🔥


RedJoan333

Should’ve put the double episode this week


kiramae32

Aaron better not try to make Ivan look like the villain, like he did with Thomas


Jordanwolf98

He still irrationally hates Thomas


rainewoman

Is it weird that James seems like the best guy this season?


KatesCheers

Definitely not. He’s just a gossiping ass. He couldn’t care less about the women, he just wants to hang with Aaron and gossip and start shit.


FiercelyReality

Nope, def Joe 😬


moscatodogiscute

What about Riley?


Kidney05

They can both be the best


strawberrypockystix

If I were to get into a fight, I’d want Riley in my corner


needthatpuzzle

okay so did the preview just spoil that aaron is staying?


calmerthanyouare_

Dean is overrated


fannynas

He also doesn't treat Caelynn with respect (my observation after having hung out with Dean and Caelynn a few times), so I agree.


WeirdoChickFromMars

You’ve hung out with them multiple times?! ☕️


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Flaming-Charisma

Indeed


Here4theRightReasonz

After having *what now*? ![gif](giphy|l0MYwAP1zVOEnEhiM)


Bad_Becky

We’re gonna need a little more on this…


throwaway-----------

go on…


Jesukii

👀


CakeIceCream

Elaborate….


Brain_Grapes

I second this 👀


theebetchelor

Not sure if you’re making the right decision proposing to your child bride? Hmmm idk joe


thefinalforest

Lolololol


pisspoordecisions

The dude with the ring was way too jacked to be joe


nowheregirl1989

Do you think it was Riley?


theebetchelor

Oh no, joe had said he wasn’t sure if he was making the right decision during the ring montages. All the clips weren’t him


eehenry22

There’s nothing more unattractive than watching dudes try to be tough guys “what you gunna do about it?” well I’ll tell you what Chelsea SHOULD do about it.. dump both your asses


flyingcactus2047

the subtitles showed someone saying "why is your lip quivering bro?" which .....what.


that0neweirdgirl

Yeah that behavior is cringey AF


longwhitejeans

such a filler episode.... without even a decent fight! Ivan's lips quivered though...


humanthemegan

Am I the only one attracted to angry Ivan


sparklingsour

Nope.


Gooseberry08

Wtf Ivan. I’ve always been suspicious of him. Something is off.


stanleyscrossword

He seems unauthentic. Like he plays the role of a nice, innocent guy but isn’t.


Gooseberry08

Yes! This exactly!


thefinalforest

Me too 👀 Tayshia dumping him like a bag of beans after their sad night in the airstream and his absolute failure with women on BiP makes me wonder what the deal is


Gooseberry08

Yup. He’s kind of boring as well.


nowheregirl1989

my theory is he may be a bit of a smartass/know it all (isn’t he an aeroticaul engineer or studying to be one?), which can definitely be a turn off.


Consider_the_auk

I miss the unofficial Big Sky threads


madibuzz

Am I really about to go drive to McDonald's after the post credit scene? Yes. Yes I am.


Bad_Becky

Shotgun!


Flaming-Charisma

SNAKEY BITCH BAG DESPERATE LITTLE BITCH BOY CHOPSTICK I'M GONNA SNAP HIM IN HALF BITCH LITTLE BRO ​ I'M DYING! THAT'S THE BEST THIS BIG BOY COULD DO??


feddelposhapo

Snakey bitch bag had me crying


lovetheblazer

James: Tell him how you feel. Aaron: Easily done. He’s a desperate little bitch bro. He’s built like a chopstick, I’ll snap him in half. Shout out to James for nudging the petty drama we crave into existence


homecook_438

I’m struggling to keep myself unspoiled


iSocialista

Like 75% of the spoilers I’ve read have been wrong. Do not bother lol


homecook_438

Thank you, this helps ha


shorbutera

ew what


theebetchelor

I just wanna push them together like *kith*


Indecisively

My boyfriend is screaming “dude, she’s gonna choke!!” in the background 😂 is she ok?


ItsMikeontheMic

Ivan calling Aaron out for barking and never doing anything about it


Brain_Grapes

I mean what can he do? It’s not like they can actually fist fight 😂


Jordanwolf98

He speaking 100% facts when he says that too. Aaron needs to pipe down


CakeIceCream

CHOKE ON THEM MARI ITS FUN AND CUTE


marybeth1995

Sooooo Ivan hooked up w Chelsea at the hotel during the storm evacuation?? 👀 this is gonna be juicy


[deleted]

wait what did they say that on the episode??


marybeth1995

No the show just implied it in the preview!! Ivan was saying “sorry I tried to go around the rules of the process” or something to Wells and someone said something about a hotel and then they cut to some shots of Chelsea. Made it seem like it wasn’t so random for Ivan and Chelsea to connect on the beach lol. Some people think Ivan may have hooked up with a producer tho alternatively


A_Cat_Named_Rat

my mom is so worried about Mari choking on the chicken nuggets lmao


kavocado33

It reminds me of the game chubby bunny, where you stuff marshmallows in your mouth — I never did it because my mom told me I’d choke and die!


I_was_serious

This one's called chubby nuggy


caitielou2

Me too


ultraviolencebby

This is a choking hazard


sparklingsour

Ahhhhh Dean and Caelynn!!!! Did we know this was coming?!?!


marmarloanshark

I simply cannot watch three straight hours of this next week. But yep, I probably will


kavocado33

Isn’t Sarah Hyland supposed to come at some point?


scientooligist

Probably when they get to the final established couples part. Right before engagement.


Bad_Becky

Oh that’d be fun!


speakfriend-andenter

Who asked for Dean and Caelynn’s advice as they prepare for engagements tho? Why not ask people who actually made it to the end of Paradise?


spicy_michelada

Maybe they’re there to tell people they don’t HAVE to get engaged? Maybe the budget for Neil lame was low this year


speakfriend-andenter

“Paradise works! You too can find love mostly offscreen and not get engaged to someone you DMed prior to coming here!”


JoyfulWarrior2019

Why did this episode need to happen?


CakeIceCream

To show us they are now SURVIVORS.


thenaturalwitch

That was so dramatic.


ComputerSaysnooooo

Next time on: survivor season 53


allstake

Okay why did i think there was no episode today due to DWTS 😭😭😭


foundyouatthewater

the guys fighting brings back memories of high school where you could observe a fight like that every week…no one fights in adult life anymore 💀


Consider_the_auk

What's the ICD code for choked on mouthful of chicken nuggets


sleepyguineapig

BIP20.21 Airway Obstruction of Nugget Gallus gallus domesticus


Contraryy

PB07 Unintentional threat to breathing by inhalation or ingestion of chicken nuggies.


writinginthemargins

Drunk or toddlers: put everything into your mouth


madibuzz

So that preview basically showed Kenny proposing with his bracelet come on spoilers within the previews meh


caitielou2

Yeah I noticed the hairless hand


longwhitejeans

lol dean is back!!!! LMAO.


fugitivelobster

Why is your lip quivering bro 😭


sparklingsour

James chugging drinks while watching Aaron fight in this preview is amazing!


ManaAkos

"Why's your lips quivering bro" lmao


Elephant_homie

Did Lil Jon say THREE hours next week!


I_was_serious

Yeah he did. That's crazy.


mahlay1051

are those chicken nuggets or tater tots???


illsetyoufree

Or jalapeno poppers?!? Idk


RandomNewGirl

3 hours next week?!?!?!


showersteam

Did Ivan and chelsea hook up at the hotel?!


illsetyoufree

I'm gunna say... YES


Present-Tough-5173

not at all mad about it if so tbh


ethnographyofcringe

"Three hour EXTRAVAGANZA!!!" Then a week off (for ??) and the latest-in-the-fall finale we've ever had. I just need this to happen sooner and all at once, I can't keep my summer vibe going when the leaves are falling and Halloween is around the corner.


needthatpuzzle

no week off. 3 hours next week, and then the episode after next is engagement talk.


ethnographyofcringe

Oh good, I guess I'd misinterpreted the 'then, in two weeks...'; Imdb is even saying 3 more weeks, and they do usually do a two-part finale, so.....maybe next week's Extravaganza is going to cook up enough drama to carry us into October :-p


AnimeRules14

Ew this is gross


AndiSolano

Ivan hooked up with Chelsea at the hotel?! WHAAAAT?


kenos11

Wait what I missed this


Kidney05

Damnit guys this is why they separated the men and women!