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Mike_Mercury

This happened, he left out the part where the girl told him to fuck off as well


Ethan-Wakefield

The most shocking part is that the story doesn't end with, "And then she said, thank you! And I kicked his ass. She and I started dating, and we're still together, and employees in the mall clap every time they see us."


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Yeah it’s really weird that this story didn’t end with her dumping her bf and going off with that knight in shining armor


hmm_youdontsay

Virgin sees happy couple. Virgin gets jealous. Virgin imagines thewhole thing


bigotis

I am disappointed there was no tipping of the fedora.


joshjosh111

Well I was there. Everybody else clapped but I just stood still. As the camera zoomed in on my face, I gave a heartfelt Morgan Freeman smile, and tipped my fedora.


The_Last_Mouse

…in my head. then i went to stare at mall katanas.


Lluvia-Aweiku

Yes! Real men only grope women in private! Honestly, what a stupid statement to begin with 😄


surfmaster

girlfriend:"fuck off dude"


PanickedAntics

I think he's just jealous that he isn't that girl's boyfriend. No way would he have actually said anything like that. I imagine him seeing a boyfriend just being affectionate and his girlfriend and his ego was butthurt. Why would a girl want her own boyfriend threatened? Lol Bullshit.


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Badass alert!


RedPunkin86

First of all....the mall.....bro get the fuck outa here with that shit


throw_away_acc48291

ohhh im sooo strongggg >:( >:(


HillaryRodhamFan

M’all


tokyopeachgirl

she’s actually going to remember to scream his name at any time and expect him to break the guy’s legs?


ConflictOk8406

What a brave r/niceguys


Nickw1116

I could see my uncle saying this


baba_oh_really

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raceforseis21

Since when are gifs in the comments a thing


YurigamZ

amogus


jcusmc85

Just cuz you won’t stand up for something that is wrong doesn’t mean that others won’t as well


__hamburger

Okay.....but that still doesn’t mean this happened.


AsunaKirito4Ever

Also it's not universal, I've seen enough couples really grossly grope each other in public and the women seemed really into it too leading their boyfriend's hands around their bodies.


DALoyalty

There's nothing morally wrong with groping your significant other if they're consenting.


Soloskystar

I grope my wife all the time in public. It's awesome making people uncomfortable. So far we've had a 70 year old lady come up and say "quit you two. You're going to make people jealous" And my favorite. Some random guy come up and tell me "hey buddy, the lady does not need a tattoo" It's epic seeing people get worked up cause they cannot handle PDA.


L_B_Jeffries

r/nobodyasked


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folkkingdude

So dumb you just replied to a bot


folkkingdude

Well you sound like a totally normal dude.


Soloskystar

Who wants to be normal? And besides. No ones opinion matters but my wife lol


iwillstealyourtots

Being sexual in public to make others uncomfortable is really fucked up and not ever ok. You sound incredibly gross.


Soloskystar

You think kissing in public is fucked up???? How so?


iwillstealyourtots

You didn't say kissing, you specifically said you like making people uncomfortable with pda and public groping.


Soloskystar

Can't I grope my wife with my lips? And DAMN it's going to suck being your spouse if regular PDA is a bad thing. And what is wrong with making people uncomfortable? People need thicker skin lol


iwillstealyourtots

Doing it just to make others uncomfortable is creepy as fuck. The discomfort of others should not bring you joy. Consent is very important, you acting sexual in front of others just to make them uncomfortable is nonconsensual. You and your wife are absolute trash.


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