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he say phloggers

he say phloggers

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Bitter-Metal494

phloggers


Nytrocide007

phloggers


JedSwamp43

phloggers


ElementalGamerYT

phloggers


MisterXnumberidk

Phloggers


CommanderCrashed

phloggers


MongGoyo63

phloggers


creppper-reborn

phloggers


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Phloggers


Pixelt3s

Phloggers


bdog200713

Phloggers


DefinetlyNotSmokie

Phloggers


Ned_Climax

Phloggers


YABOIREPTAR1

Phloggers


Sauraman

Phlogchamp


JediThug

Phlog


lolaustin1

:PhlogChamp:


Man123bam

phloggers


The_HigherBeing

phloggers


TheOriginalScoundrel

He said his name now laugh


janco07

/laugh


maInmanMAM123

oh ok


JulyWolf

joke is rotting in it's casket by now


Varhtan

One of those jokes that will always be funny, like RDJ Comments, Amogus and Doctor Sex.


ThePowerstar

Nope. It's painfully unfunny, though you're right about it being much like Doctor Sex


Teynam

Yeah this community has gotten seriously unfunny


KupskoBruhMoment

HOLY SHIT, IS THIS SAYING YOUR USERNAME IN CHAT IN TF2 FOR THE 100000000TH TIME, THIS IS HILARIOUS!


Hakobe

Shmebulock


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Still beating the engineer gaming format into the ground, are we?


KillJoy_90

this is hilarious. Simply comedic. I think if I went into TF2 and my name on steam was KJ, and I said KJ in chat people would laugh, because I said my username. Genius


jamespetrie123

Seriously dude? On serious Saturday?


nugeyn

Its sunday


jamespetrie123

Its always serious Saturday.


SpirittuDragon

they said their name in the chatbox, now laugh


jimmylone08

I think Jameskii already made that joke


Mmaindo

It was mentioned long before he made that video


DynastyHunter5

My little phlogchamp


Shortstiq

Nothing he says is funny


Crabflavouredegg

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Shortstiq

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saltyporkandsweetass

This sub has gotten so annoying everypost is just "LOOK SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING RELATIVELY FUNNY IM CHAT 60000K UPDOOTS"


ThePowerstar

It wasn't even funny is the worst part


ShadewTheFat1234

Chill.


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Phlog pyros are disgusting.


Spoopanator

phloggers


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Goddamnit


maInmanMAM123

I may agree but I disagree cuz I only disagree if its mith a manmelter


baggedmilkenjoyer

phlog scorch shit combo makes me wanna kms its literally free mmph and no skill


maInmanMAM123

I can agree pardner


Memodun

Based


IamYodaBot

**disgusting, phlog pyros are.** *-I_am_a_liability68* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


Nebula3lem123

bad bot


TrueScottsmen

Play heavy if you don’t like pyro, play soldier if you don’t like phlog pyro, whats he gonna do? Airblast me?


AssG0blin69

I hate phloggers


matthew44123

Phloggers


SinisterPixel

Phlogchamp


tripped-goose

That’s really funny but I hate the phlog so much, it’s pyros second most brain dead weapon


Z3R0Steamular

i phlogged inside my jeans


maInmanMAM123

ok nice


jim24456

Phloggers


gamerBobert12

Did my sniper just say poggers?


maInmanMAM123

no, I sadly didnt know his class , he was on the other team


John_Sux

Y'know, pog is just the early 2020's version of shit like "tubular"


THAT_Guy_IRL

Phloggers


StardustOceanMan

fun experience i had: 1. wait for phlog pyro 2. airblast mmmph phlog pyro off cliff 3. phlog pyro gets mad and offends me 4. successfully attempt to dominate with lollichop no matter how long it took 5. say in chat: "i'm gonna go make some victory pancakes be right back." 6. get up, make victory pancakes in my kitchen 7. come back, get kicked for inactivity those were some good homemade chocolate chip pancakes though


maInmanMAM123

hope they were tasty


StardustOceanMan

sadly i had no bacon in the house because by the time the pancakes were done I saw i was kicked so I looked in the fridge, because i had time to make some more food and no bacon :( this was not a makin' bacon moment


McMetas

Phlog is most annoying Pyro weapon in the game.


TheWhinyWaterFowl

Get good!


McMetas

I sincerely hope you’re joking, because that’s the gaming equivalent of shit you find on r/thanksimcured.


TheWhinyWaterFowl

it is true though if you just kill them then no more phloggers I think youre just a bit mad that you died


McMetas

“Just kill them” Gee why haven’t I thought of that? Damn it makes so much sense now, thanks for your valuable words of wisdom. As for me being “mad”, no I feel sorry for them like I would anyone else that’s desperate enough to sacrifice their dignity.


TheWhinyWaterFowl

it's just a weapon, no dignity involved, just go a projectile class if they use phlog And maybe do something about that complex you've got there and humble up and realize that you're not all you think you are


McMetas

It’s a crutch for bad players, just like the Dead Ringer. regardless there’s no “complex”, only sympathy for those that lack the skill to play an already easy class. Perhaps instead of telling me to “humble up” you should stop projecting and get over yourself, because you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.


TheWhinyWaterFowl

I do know what I'm talking about, You wanna know what else is for bad players? Using excuses to defend your pride instead of analyzing the situation and improving your skill But I'm guessing that's too hard for I'm going to guess stereotypical demo main, just hit your pipes


McMetas

Considering you defend a crutch and use meaningless “advice” that reads like bad satire of Dark Souls players your claim remains to be seen, though it seems unlikely at this point. It’s not an excuse, it’s a fact. A fact that you refuse to accept, which I assume because you use the phlog and pretend to be good at the game. Or you’re just this stupid and you think you know better because of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Both explanations are plausible.


TheWhinyWaterFowl

Face it you're mad you died to it once instead of learning from the experience It has counters, just use those and cope


MrShifty1

Alright, I'll give you actual advice. In order to defeat a Phlog Pyro, shoot at them until they die.


Spoopy43

He literally can't airblast you without mmph he's literally just a worse pyro and with mmpb you've got a pretty good window to just kill him before he can even do anything?


TrueScottsmen

Its not that bad, if you cant shoot a pyro walking in a straight line thats on you. BUT THE SCORCH SHOT?


McMetas

Scorch Shot doesn’t do much damage, it’s just a nuisance. I’d rather fight a Scorch Shot spammer than get fucked by a literal spawn of satan for W+M1ing at me because he’s using a weapon that kills fun, hope, and any enjoyment to be had by rewarding the player using it with free crits at the cost of airblast and their dignity.


TrueScottsmen

If it hits twice (which isn’t rare) it does more than a crit flare and it can hit multiple people. Plus due to its massive hitbox you can control chokepoints by just pointing and clicking it is literally pyros strongest weapon and it has been for ages


McMetas

I’ve never been hit twice because I’ve never fought a Pyro that could aim, so I guess I wouldn’t know.


TrueScottsmen

Good thing its hitbox can block entire chokepoints, but I guess you don’t play tf2 enough to know


McMetas

That’s a bold accusation and a cute attempt to act superior, I didn’t know we’re going to stoop to passive aggressive ad hominems.


TrueScottsmen

I just assumed you were new, most new players think pyro is op but they blame the wrong part of him


McMetas

Where did I say Pyro is OP..?


TrueScottsmen

When you said plhog was the most annoying part of the game, but you glossed over his actually op weapon


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Doom 2016 launcher


throwawayofsomeon

Fucking pyro phliggers


Astr0_LLaMa

It's funny because poggers + Phlog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Digiboy62

Back when Phlog was really good and were everywhere I started calling them Fagistinators.


Spoopy43

Real mature


Q_X_R

Genuinely wish the rework never hit it. I've never had a Phlog on either of my accounts, but it always looked awesome to see a Pyro pulling off the taunt on either team. I never really got angry at it, and it was a cooler spawncamp than two demos spamming stickie launchers renamed to some joke about spawncamping at your 2fort spawn doors.


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MrShifty1

Probably because Pyros aren't very tanky, and with most other "Charge da meter get a buff" weapons you activate the buff instantly. It's not that bad since the Uber only lasts while you're taunting and it's easy to predict when they'll be able to move again, so you can run.


maInmanMAM123

well its for the process of crits


HilariousInformative

phloggers


stahu777

phloggers


yeet359

Hey I think I played a game with you before lol


YeetusBonkus

I had someone use the phlog and the scorch shot and the plog's name was phloggers, description: phloggers And guess what the name was...


miloGen

I hate this subredit so much.


maInmanMAM123

why bother commenting


king_of_eyez

Phineas and phlog


maInmanMAM123

new disney movie titally g-rated


Lone-wolf124775

I have renamed my strange kill streak phlog to the “pogistintor UwU” and he better be using the phlog too


Yolo_Rul35

Fun fact: I renamed my Phlog to "My little phlogchamp"


Shakespeare-Bot

Excit'ment fact: i renam'd mine own phlog to "my dram phlogchamp" *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Yolo_Rul35

. . .


Potaaden

Phloggers.


ThetanAdmiral

Phloggers has been sighted yet again


IamYodaBot

**hrmmm sighted yet again, phloggers has been.** *-ThetanAdmiral* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


ThetanAdmiral

good bot


IamYodaBot

**been told, so i have.** *-IamYodaBot*


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AlexTheBro

My steam name is Hamburger and I have a soundboard that is just Yoda saying hamburger


Joshy_Moshy

Phlog is not overpowered, its just unfun to play against and gives newer players a bad image of how they should play the class.


DiamondB5

I’d be perfectly fine with the phlog if the scorch shot didn’t exist


Joshy_Moshy

True, or if it wasn't as exploitable as it is. You can theoretically just chill near spawn, farm Phlog meter by shooting flares everywhere, and then camp the enemy spawn with crits.


chadan1008

Man I haven’t played tf2 in years but I’m glad phlog is still bis


maInmanMAM123

maybe , maybe but I use it with manmelter and I play minded


Bonsai6667

phloggers is our word but you can say phloggas


Fleedjitsu

Yes! Thank you! Finally, someone said it!


captainsluge

I've seen that guy in a match before


Lone_K

i prefer the butt hol scout


NoahAwesome110

I feel like I was in this server once.... Ehh, must just be me.


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Hudda! Hudda! Ha!


TheFakeOceanMan

lmao i had him in my game he was super chill, but also really good


maInmanMAM123

surprisingly yes he said that on a 2fort match btw


YABOIREPTAR1

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO PUT MY CLASS ABOVE MY NAME I FEEL STUPID NOT HAVING INE


SizableLad

the virgin “ugh phlog pyros” vs the chad “phloggers: phloggers”


poggers_sad

Considering my username is phloggers and I use the phlog alot.. if the description of the phlog was Phloggers... Eh? It might be me


[deleted]

Thanks Jameskii, you created a new tf2 meme. ​ ​ phloggers


Masterkokki12

It was a thing before James did it you kno


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ok


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alexanderliulel

Bib banjo jib ba bib ba no bubba no nob Bain ban bo ban nibba I no ba noob U G H


NessDCMC

No sleep


Z-cylinder

Hey I've seen this guy.


brilladbeats

It’s pretty easy to just backstab them as soon as they stop the Uber taunt


Shakespeare-Bot

It’s quaint easy to just backstab those folk as anon as they stand ho the uber taunt *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`