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Norwind2831

What does squid game have to do with this?


ZenkaiZ

In debt? Kill other people in debt.


fillmorecounty

America irl


AlwaystoLearnMT

Basically, except if you wanna do it and get away with it become a cop.


Throw-a-way2022

Or a scientologist.


AlwaystoLearnMT

Aye, but this usually only applies if you're white.


Throw-a-way2022

There's tons of black scientologists, it takes all walks of life to be the cultiest cult to ever cult.


Accomplished_Bonus74

You should look into elron Hubbard, jack parsons, and allister Crowley and the shit they were up to back in the day if you want to get an idea of what the highest levels of Scientology entail.


AlwaystoLearnMT

I might, but also that stuff gets really depressing especially when you see some were into kids.


Accomplished_Bonus74

I was more talking about the Alien/demonic aspect of it.


AlwaystoLearnMT

You're not wrong there, it's creepy


Throw-a-way2022

They're pretty much self-admittedly a cult who believes alien ghosts are going to shoot out of a volcano into space... I'd start taking the Bible literally before even beginning to entertain the validity of their pay-to-win "religion".


DeepWaterDarts

In debt? Pay your debt off. Unless you are now a liar and a thief.


EvilNoobHacker

Because the people in squid game worked hard and earned their money /s


Sorcha16

They weren't sitting around playing kid's games that's for sure .......


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Sorcha16

How else am I meant to keep my job as an independent cookie tester.


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Well, they worked hard alright.


idkman-fuckthis

They probably just think it looks cool honestly


PickScylla4ME

Jeeze... the punisher symbol all over again.


AnthonyDavos

Got tired of using minions


TBTabby

Someone watched it and thought it was a solid model for society.


Scienceandpony

There are somehow real people who claim it's a warning against communism and is pro-capitalist.


LegalAssassin13

Irony, I guess. Because they’re using something from a series where rich people pit poor people against each other for entertainment.


ken-d

Exactly, the series is about how poor people are so desperate for money they would risk their lives for a large amount of it.


Lmtcain

r/thanksimcured


Tahmas836

Tired? sleep earlier. And getting a second job don’t overlap too well


tsimen

your entire life should only be work eat & sleep. Path to success!


This_not-my_name

Don't forget to grab a f#cking book to gain more knowledge!


tsimen

No time to read! Just grab, throw em in a blender with spring water and gulp that knowledge down for nourishment!


An_Unjust_Wall

Nah play an audio book while you sleep on the drive to work and have food directly IVed into you


BasicBlackberry2663

Nah, don't drive to work, work from HOME. And don't eat food.


AlienRobotTrex

https://youtu.be/wMgRUjG2Xo4


smartfridgeplayer

Absolute gold lmfao


Ok_Bug4971

Nah eat your own shit and regurgitate knowledge. Then defecate sleep and it on you way to rob a bank for money.


AlienRobotTrex

Just suck the knowledge out of someone’s head like those FUCKING ANNOYING BASTARDS IN BLOODBORNE!


Shimerald

I HATE those guys!


hplcr

Give us eyes!


FireLasersAtIt

Omelette du fromage!


AlienRobotTrex

Grabbing a f*hashtag*cking book is great for gaining more knowledge!


AReallyAsianName

I don't think a f#cking book is going to get me anywhere. An encyclopedia, maybe. But a f#cking book, that's just hentai (not that that's a bad thing)


tepidest_rod

Get a sleeping job


sister_sister_

That's the dream


tepidest_rod

Until you get fired for waking up early


audnumbers

r/angryupvote


HarpoonNPuppies

Working a second job and basically everything else on that list don’t overlap.


Wooden-Chocolate-730

cut tv sleep more work more, or gain more workplace knowledge, get a better job.


pls_tell_me

no money? save...


Jetpack_Donkey

Overlapping problems? Just have less problems.


HayPlaceAPlaceforHay

Got 3 jobs? Get 4.


hplcr

But no one wants to work anymore..... /S


RamJamR

Boomer: "When I was your age..." ...the economy was more stable and you could make car payments, pay a mortgage and support a family off of one blue collar income.


ngwoo

Lies. They could also afford vacations and their kid's college and save for retirement at a reasonable age


birdlady404

Disabled? Stop it


jzheng1234567890

No it should be "just go to the settings and enable it"


Scienceandpony

Shouldn't have accepted that latest windows update that disabled it. By which I mean, been thrown out that window.


CheesecakeRacoon

That is depressingly accurate (at least when it comes to mental disability)


pdbard13

No money? Enter a competition where you may die playing kids games against other adults who also don't have money.


OddEd922

Glad I'm not the only one that found the juxtaposition of the squid game commander peculiar


mrrektstrong

I wonder if the Facebook crowd is beginning to grasp irony in memes. Maybe I'm giving them too much credit.


Sorcha16

Way way too much credit - Squid Games is popular so they used a character from it.


mrrektstrong

Then this is worse than the minions because at least they represented nothing other than comedic relief.


Sorcha16

Yep this is the evolution to the Minion Meme. I didn't think it could get worse than Minion memes but here I sat completely corrected and fearful of how low it will go


hobosullivan

I was gonna say... I haven't seen Squid Game, but from what I know, I don't think whoever made this poster has either.


Janus_Grayden

Are you a disaffected adult who feels like their life has no purpose and feels a pressing need to derive meaning from their existence? Join a fight club! Same energy.


BigBowlOfOwlSoup

An amputee? Grow some fucking legs!


MonsterJuiced

r/thanksimcured


MordinSolusSTG

Sad? Don't be!


DisasterStickY

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Additional-Fun7249

Whoever made this meme needs to grow a brain.


DexterousStyles

Depressed? *Just be happy*


real_dubblebrick

Hotel?


Zoiby-Dalobster

Trivago.


AllegedlyCorrupt

trivago


Z0UKKINA

Someone already commented this


Awerworld

Someone already commented this


Truly_Greg2

Someone already commented this


AlienRobotTrex

Someone already commented this


lntercontinental

Someone already commented this


Tom0204

Someone already commented this


Ramm16stein

Trivago


TurgutAlp108

Someone already commented this


dizzira_blackrose

Someone already commented this


Shaula02

Kore ga... Requiem da


Witty_Definition_139

u were the first one to say this


Phlm_br

Trivago


_1Doomsday1_

Hell


brandon3388

I had a manager unironically give me this "advice"....


KyellDaBoiii

Such horseshit really speaks volumes about them as a person


RamJamR

I think older generations have that mentality were any problem is something you just suck up and bottle up. Someone couldhave legitimate psychological issues, but it's a persons fault if they don't just buck up.


rockb0tt0m_99

Truth.


ThomasCro

https://youtu.be/YuZ8ORgFsPg this song parodies this sentiment


a_singular_fish

That's basically my schools logic. They have tons of 'well being seminars' which is basically just them saying don't be sad. Like yestday we have a lesson on stress and how to manage it and all we learned are some of the signs of stress and to think 'positive thoughts.' Like yes, coz it's that easy. Another time we were learning about depression and stuff and the speaker essentially said, don't be sad. My life is worse and I'm happy, so therefore you should be happy all the time too. Soo helpful, am I right?


TaroLovelight

that shallow logic they give kinda triggers me lol if someone is underwater 6ft deep and another is underwater 20ft deep they're both underwater


RosieAndSquishy

Depression rates have dropped by over 300%! More at 5!


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Expensive-Pie

No money - save??? The fuck is someone supposed to save if they have no money


about88grandpas

According to the older generations you will simply just have to cut out avocado toast. You do that and you could buy a house /s


RamJamR

Nah, a $15 subscription to Netflix is why we're poor.


CupOfSky

Just imagine, you could save $180 a year by cutting out entertainment from your life!


kiba87637

Woah you can buy a house now with that! See it wasn't that hard /s


MyOtherBikesAScooter

What they mean is cut whatever luxery you have. Sadly some people can't even afford tiny luxeries.


ssmike27

Save but also pay all of your bills and make sure you don’t ever have to go to the hospital for any reason. It’s really easy to get rich when you think about it.


KingBean6858

Hungry? Eat some food


efn95

Good advice


Glass-Estimate4022

Died? Get Revived


IbeonFire

Revive me bro, I got a ray gun


OkBad2804

No, you took my thundergun fuckboy


saltire429

>No money? Save! ##SAVE ##FUCKING ##WHAT ##BEN


CheesecakeRacoon

# *FUCKING AQUAMAN!?!?*


Complex_Priority_465

Fr


anonymous32434

No bitches? Get bitches


serenityfive

No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


nowalt

Get bitches


Steve_AKA_Stove

Having problems in your life? Just stop having problems


ThermoNuclearr

No knowledge? Grab a #cooking book


terribly_innacurate

Global Warming? *Just cool down.*


hplcr

Just sell your house and move to mars


rockb0tt0m_99

I can actually see that one coming.


ALiteralMermaid

Love this person assuming everyone has the money to eat healthy. Also the _just stop being poor_ but that practically goes without saying.


ShrekSplooge

No money? Just ask your father for a small loan of a million dollars.


smartfridgeplayer

I haven't heard that phrase in years 💀


CartAgain

Unhappy? Become a serial killer.


Riff5777

It really gets me when they say get a second job like its no big deal. Bro i work 9 hours a day, how tf am i supposed to to get a second job?


Mamourelium

14h /day here. No way to get a second job


StopTheMeta

No time? Just make your day 28 hours.


WillSmithSlappedYou

Stop with the excuses, everything is possible. /s


real_dubblebrick

Similarly, it's weird how people brag about how they need to work 2/3 jobs just to make ends meet


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Hotel? Trivago


DementedMK

Out of shape? #E


JoshuaHelf

Hate going out because you don't like people? Commit genocide.


SensitiveWriter42

No real advice? Give vague one sentence answers to sound both stern and wise!


Upstairs_Object8040

No bitches ? Go to your pet store !


Manaphy12

It's giving me "if you're poor, stop being poor" energy.


Fair4tw

Poor? Eat the rich.


Noble7878

I wish the people who make all these stupid grindset, "your poor because you dont work 80 hours a week, live in a tent, eat only rice and never have kids" type of posts would realise that they're a mouthpiece for people who spend more money than they and 100 people they know will ever earn on their third boat with four helipads and six pools on it.


CheesecakeRacoon

And that they most likely grew up in a time where the cost/wage disparity wasn't anywhere near as bad as it is now.


elppaenip

You're poor because god hates you and gave you a disability /s


Donovan1232

No bitches?


hplcr

Maidenless


Ski_Mask_TSG

The thing is, this advice is actually useful because we should always try to improve and take care of ourselves but they put it in such a dumb way that it makes it sound stupid


Mamourelium

Agree. They simplify it so much that it sounds stupid. Its not that easy to get a second job if your first one lasts 14h/day. Or if you have kids. Its not easy to eat healthy if you live in a very poor country or in the US. Its not easy to work out if you re dead tired from work etc . But you must always try.


AlienRobotTrex

All of this stuff is obvious though, so it isn’t really advice. The reason people don’t do these things isn’t because they’re unaware. It’s because they don’t have time to do all of them, or have a lack of motivation that won’t be fixed by reading a Facebook post.


not_suspicous_at_all

>Its not easy to eat healthy if you live in a very poor country OR IN THE US lmfao


Mamourelium

Didnt ment to be disrespectful to my US friends but i believe its true. The cost for a healthy meal in the US is way bigger than junk food


not_suspicous_at_all

Lmao I know I just found it funny


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

Not just a dumb way. In a way that solely implicates the person struggling as the source of all their own problems.


Baramos_

It’s the holier than thou attitude.


Gsteel11

It's not useful though. Every idea here is "wow, no shit sherlock" but addresses no issues why people actually have these problems.


RatFromChernobil

Having a mental disability? Take some vitamins and grow out of it.


kallametris

Depressed? Be happy. Died? Come back to life. Extremely mentally ill? Don’t be. Short? Just grow. Disabled? Become enabled.


elppaenip

Can't afford medical care? Become a doctor


20eyesinmyhead78

Where does investing in crypto come in to play?


hplcr

Right before NFTs


RBN1703

Surprised they didn't put a minion.


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or a moldy pic of RDJ getting out of a nice car or something


ThisEuropeanLife

Broke your dalgona? Don’t break dalgona.


CitizenZap

I hope squid games isn't going to be the new mascot for these awful memes


KobsBoy

u know this guy lives off his daddy's money or is a bitter old man


nohopeforhumanity666

What if I'm tired because I have a second job in order to save enough to fucking live?


hplcr

Buy crypto. Or NFTs. Or both. Then you'll be poor too but someone else will be rich. Think of the crypto bros


Crooked_Cock

No money? Squid game.


Sameep_H

No home? Get a home


TrickyPainter5435

"get a second job"? no how about giving us a living wage you greedy fuck


glurth

Colored the phrase "Exercise more." incorrectly? Fix it.


OddNovel565

Oh my god minions aren't that bad compared to squid game


[deleted]

All we gotta do for knowledge is grab the book??


IbeonFire

Don't know how to read? Read a book


smach_

no money? Rob a bank


arunasgeimeriz

No kids? Fucking rape


UUmmmmmmidk

Wonder what their solution to disability is cause thats mostly whats holding me back. Just stop being disabled? Fuck off


elppaenip

If god wanted you to have medical treatment you would have been born in a country with healthcare


Worm_Scavenger

I love how they use the exact same meme but put a different character they idiolise for all the wrong reasons at the side which shows just how immature they actually are.


BetterWankHank

>No money? Save 0+0=0


CaliCitiBoi

"No money!? Save what you don't have!"


Small_Tax_9432

No will to live. What then?


ResiSouls

If I achieve these goals, will I be as angry and bitter as you?


SadistAlien666

What's the squid game character supposed to do? Encourage me to learn Korean?


keinelustmehr

in order to eat healthy food i have to work. of course i need a second job to buy books. when i read in my free time i have no time to sleep. therefore i‘m too tired to exercise. but i need to go to bed early. for my two jobs. for food and books. which i have no time for. no cooking, no reading. so i want to exercise. but i need to go to bed early...


1ustfu1

why is only the E in “exercise more” black


theguyonurdoorstep

You have asthma? Just breathe.


ohnoohnoohyeah

Derp? Der Durr? Derp Hurp? Hurr


OneMagicBadger

Hotel? trivago!


ojioni

Ignores poverty problems such as no one to watch the kids while working. Child care is damn expensive and can cost more than a low paying job.


Vast-Big-6747

All these excuses are probably from people not wanting to hang out with the guy who made this "meme"


Present-Road-4786

I mean what else could be the answers?


Eoppa

Got cancer? Don't have fucking cancer you dumbass.


upsidedownpickle13

I mean, these are all good bits of advice in certain contexts, though its certainly more aggressively delivered than I would deem appropriate. Also, wtf does this have to do with that Squidgame show? I think that's the name? never watched.


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

A lot of the comments are missing the point. Obviously some of what is listed conflicts with one another. That shouldn’t take away from the overall point of accountability. Figure it out.


DudesRock91

No, I want to be mad at meme.


Gsteel11

This shit helps no one. It's just lazy shit for dumb people who have zero clue how to actually solve problems.


OutdoorAthletics

All valid points. Not sure why this character is included… doesn’t make sense to me 🤔


BadaBingBadaBitch

I always laugh at the idea that if you "grab a book" you'll suddenly be smarter. Just any book.


efn95

Like a choose your own adventure book? Or maybe one with pop up pictures


BadaBingBadaBitch

Personally whenever I want to expand my brain I read The Hungry Caterpillar, a true masterpiece.


5axySaxMan

Out of shape? #E


smeshnoyz

Every linkedin tryhard would quote in their profile


xwulfd

Reminds me of my late grandfather (may he RIP) He died at the age of 98 There was a family gathering and he was 95 at that time One of a family friend spoke to him Guy : WOW youre 95 and still strong! What's your secret?! Grandpa : Just dont die Guy : okay.. @ \_ @


Ollin12

they run out of ink on the second answer