By - EggMost
What does squid game have to do with this?
Kill other people in debt.
Basically, except if you wanna do it and get away with it become a cop.
Or a scientologist.
Aye, but this usually only applies if you're white.
There's tons of black scientologists, it takes all walks of life to be the cultiest cult to ever cult.
You should look into elron Hubbard, jack parsons, and allister Crowley and the shit they were up to back in the day if you want to get an idea of what the highest levels of Scientology entail.
I might, but also that stuff gets really depressing especially when you see some were into kids.
I was more talking about the Alien/demonic aspect of it.
You're not wrong there, it's creepy
They're pretty much self-admittedly a cult who believes alien ghosts are going to shoot out of a volcano into space... I'd start taking the Bible literally before even beginning to entertain the validity of their pay-to-win "religion".
Pay your debt off.
Unless you are now a liar and a thief.
Because the people in squid game worked hard and earned their money /s
They weren't sitting around playing kid's games that's for sure .......
How else am I meant to keep my job as an independent cookie tester.
Well, they worked hard alright.
They probably just think it looks cool honestly
Jeeze... the punisher symbol all over again.
Got tired of using minions
Someone watched it and thought it was a solid model for society.
There are somehow real people who claim it's a warning against communism and is pro-capitalist.
Irony, I guess. Because they’re using something from a series where rich people pit poor people against each other for entertainment.
Exactly, the series is about how poor people are so desperate for money they would risk their lives for a large amount of it.
Tired? sleep earlier. And getting a second job don’t overlap too well
your entire life should only be work eat & sleep. Path to success!
Don't forget to grab a f#cking book to gain more knowledge!
No time to read! Just grab, throw em in a blender with spring water and gulp that knowledge down for nourishment!
Nah play an audio book while you sleep on the drive to work and have food directly IVed into you
Nah, don't drive to work, work from HOME. And don't eat food.
Absolute gold lmfao
Nah eat your own shit and regurgitate knowledge. Then defecate sleep and it on you way to rob a bank for money.
Just suck the knowledge out of someone’s head like those FUCKING ANNOYING BASTARDS IN BLOODBORNE!
I HATE those guys!
Give us eyes!
Omelette du fromage!
Grabbing a f*hashtag*cking book is great for gaining more knowledge!
I don't think a f#cking book is going to get me anywhere. An encyclopedia, maybe. But a f#cking book, that's just hentai (not that that's a bad thing)
Get a sleeping job
That's the dream
Until you get fired for waking up early
Working a second job and basically everything else on that list don’t overlap.
cut tv sleep more work more,
or gain more workplace knowledge, get a better job.
no money? save...
Overlapping problems? Just have less problems.
Got 3 jobs? Get 4.
But no one wants to work anymore.....
Boomer: "When I was your age..."
...the economy was more stable and you could make car payments, pay a mortgage and support a family off of one blue collar income.
Lies. They could also afford vacations and their kid's college and save for retirement at a reasonable age
Disabled? Stop it
No it should be "just go to the settings and enable it"
Shouldn't have accepted that latest windows update that disabled it. By which I mean, been thrown out that window.
That is depressingly accurate (at least when it comes to mental disability)
No money? Enter a competition where you may die playing kids games against other adults who also don't have money.
Glad I'm not the only one that found the juxtaposition of the squid game commander peculiar
I wonder if the Facebook crowd is beginning to grasp irony in memes. Maybe I'm giving them too much credit.
Way way too much credit - Squid Games is popular so they used a character from it.
Then this is worse than the minions because at least they represented nothing other than comedic relief.
Yep this is the evolution to the Minion Meme. I didn't think it could get worse than Minion memes but here I sat completely corrected and fearful of how low it will go
I was gonna say... I haven't seen Squid Game, but from what I know, I don't think whoever made this poster has either.
Are you a disaffected adult who feels like their life has no purpose and feels a pressing need to derive meaning from their existence? Join a fight club!
Grow some fucking legs!
Whoever made this meme needs to grow a brain.
*Just be happy*
Someone already commented this
Kore ga... Requiem da
u were the first one to say this
I had a manager unironically give me this "advice"....
Such horseshit really speaks volumes about them as a person
I think older generations have that mentality were any problem is something you just suck up and bottle up. Someone couldhave legitimate psychological issues, but it's a persons fault if they don't just buck up.
https://youtu.be/YuZ8ORgFsPg this song parodies this sentiment
That's basically my schools logic. They have tons of 'well being seminars' which is basically just them saying don't be sad. Like yestday we have a lesson on stress and how to manage it and all we learned are some of the signs of stress and to think 'positive thoughts.' Like yes, coz it's that easy.
Another time we were learning about depression and stuff and the speaker essentially said, don't be sad. My life is worse and I'm happy, so therefore you should be happy all the time too. Soo helpful, am I right?
that shallow logic they give kinda triggers me lol
if someone is underwater 6ft deep and another is underwater 20ft deep
they're both underwater
Depression rates have dropped by over 300%! More at 5!
No money - save???
The fuck is someone supposed to save if they have no money
According to the older generations you will simply just have to cut out avocado toast. You do that and you could buy a house /s
Nah, a $15 subscription to Netflix is why we're poor.
Just imagine, you could save $180 a year by cutting out entertainment from your life!
Woah you can buy a house now with that! See it wasn't that hard /s
What they mean is cut whatever luxery you have. Sadly some people can't even afford tiny luxeries.
Save but also pay all of your bills and make sure you don’t ever have to go to the hospital for any reason. It’s really easy to get rich when you think about it.
Hungry? Eat some food
Died? Get Revived
Revive me bro, I got a ray gun
No, you took my thundergun fuckboy
>No money? Save!
# *FUCKING AQUAMAN!?!?*
No bitches? Get bitches
Having problems in your life?
Just stop having problems
Grab a #cooking book
*Just cool down.*
Just sell your house and move to mars
I can actually see that one coming.
Love this person assuming everyone has the money to eat healthy.
Also the _just stop being poor_ but that practically goes without saying.
No money? Just ask your father for a small loan of a million dollars.
I haven't heard that phrase in years 💀
Unhappy? Become a serial killer.
It really gets me when they say get a second job like its no big deal.
Bro i work 9 hours a day, how tf am i supposed to to get a second job?
14h /day here. No way to get a second job
No time? Just make your day 28 hours.
Stop with the excuses, everything is possible. /s
Similarly, it's weird how people brag about how they need to work 2/3 jobs just to make ends meet
Out of shape?
Hate going out because you don't like people? Commit genocide.
No real advice? Give vague one sentence answers to sound both stern and wise!
No bitches ? Go to your pet store !
It's giving me "if you're poor, stop being poor" energy.
Poor? Eat the rich.
I wish the people who make all these stupid grindset, "your poor because you dont work 80 hours a week, live in a tent, eat only rice and never have kids" type of posts would realise that they're a mouthpiece for people who spend more money than they and 100 people they know will ever earn on their third boat with four helipads and six pools on it.
And that they most likely grew up in a time where the cost/wage disparity wasn't anywhere near as bad as it is now.
You're poor because god hates you and gave you a disability
The thing is, this advice is actually useful because we should always try to improve and take care of ourselves but they put it in such a dumb way that it makes it sound stupid
Agree. They simplify it so much that it sounds stupid. Its not that easy to get a second job if your first one lasts 14h/day. Or if you have kids. Its not easy to eat healthy if you live in a very poor country or in the US. Its not easy to work out if you re dead tired from work etc . But you must always try.
All of this stuff is obvious though, so it isn’t really advice. The reason people don’t do these things isn’t because they’re unaware. It’s because they don’t have time to do all of them, or have a lack of motivation that won’t be fixed by reading a Facebook post.
>Its not easy to eat healthy if you live in a very poor country OR IN THE US
Didnt ment to be disrespectful to my US friends but i believe its true. The cost for a healthy meal in the US is way bigger than junk food
Lmao I know I just found it funny
Not just a dumb way. In a way that solely implicates the person struggling as the source of all their own problems.
It’s the holier than thou attitude.
It's not useful though.
Every idea here is "wow, no shit sherlock" but addresses no issues why people actually have these problems.
Having a mental disability? Take some vitamins and grow out of it.
Depressed? Be happy.
Died? Come back to life.
Extremely mentally ill? Don’t be.
Short? Just grow.
Disabled? Become enabled.
Can't afford medical care? Become a doctor
Where does investing in crypto come in to play?
Right before NFTs
Surprised they didn't put a minion.
or a moldy pic of RDJ getting out of a nice car or something
Broke your dalgona?
Don’t break dalgona.
I hope squid games isn't going to be the new mascot for these awful memes
u know this guy lives off his daddy's money
or is a bitter old man
What if I'm tired because I have a second job in order to save enough to fucking live?
Buy crypto. Or NFTs. Or both.
Then you'll be poor too but someone else will be rich. Think of the crypto bros
No money? Squid game.
Get a home
"get a second job"?
no how about giving us a living wage you greedy fuck
Colored the phrase "Exercise more." incorrectly? Fix it.
Oh my god minions aren't that bad compared to squid game
All we gotta do for knowledge is grab the book??
Don't know how to read?
Read a book
no money? Rob a bank
No kids? Fucking rape
Wonder what their solution to disability is cause thats mostly whats holding me back. Just stop being disabled? Fuck off
If god wanted you to have medical treatment you would have been born in a country with healthcare
I love how they use the exact same meme but put a different character they idiolise for all the wrong reasons at the side which shows just how immature they actually are.
>No money? Save
"No money!? Save what you don't have!"
No will to live. What then?
If I achieve these goals, will I be as angry and bitter as you?
What's the squid game character supposed to do?
Encourage me to learn Korean?
in order to eat healthy food i have to work. of course i need a second job to buy books. when i read in my free time i have no time to sleep. therefore i‘m too tired to exercise. but i need to go to bed early. for my two jobs. for food and books. which i have no time for. no cooking, no reading. so i want to exercise. but i need to go to bed early...
why is only the E in “exercise more” black
You have asthma?
Ignores poverty problems such as no one to watch the kids while working. Child care is damn expensive and can cost more than a low paying job.
All these excuses are probably from people not wanting to hang out with the guy who made this "meme"
I mean what else could be the answers?
Got cancer? Don't have fucking cancer you dumbass.
I mean, these are all good bits of advice in certain contexts, though its certainly more aggressively delivered than I would deem appropriate. Also, wtf does this have to do with that Squidgame show? I think that's the name? never watched.
A lot of the comments are missing the point. Obviously some of what is listed conflicts with one another. That shouldn’t take away from the overall point of accountability.
Figure it out.
No, I want to be mad at meme.
This shit helps no one.
It's just lazy shit for dumb people who have zero clue how to actually solve problems.
All valid points. Not sure why this character is included… doesn’t make sense to me 🤔
I always laugh at the idea that if you "grab a book" you'll suddenly be smarter.
Just any book.
Like a choose your own adventure book? Or maybe one with pop up pictures
Personally whenever I want to expand my brain I read The Hungry Caterpillar, a true masterpiece.
Out of shape?
Every linkedin tryhard would quote in their profile
Reminds me of my late grandfather (may he RIP) He died at the age of 98
There was a family gathering and he was 95 at that time
One of a family friend spoke to him
Guy : WOW youre 95 and still strong! What's your secret?!
Grandpa : Just dont die
Guy : okay.. @ \_ @
they run out of ink on the second answer