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LocalFemboyManaka

2 stick 2 Diamond


Fedi_1310

The different kind of hoe


LocalFemboyManaka

2 stick 2 iron?


Fedi_1310

The other one that is not a wooden hoe


LocalFemboyManaka

Ah, 2 stick 2 gold


Fedi_1310

The other type


LocalFemboyManaka

2 stick 2 cobblestone


YourReign

This was fuckimg gold


LocalFemboyManaka

No it was cobblestone


YourReign

Dammit, I got played


Fedi_1310

Nevermind


RogueAlt07

2 sticks and your mom


Fedi_1310

You really didn't have to say that


The_Red_Baron__

2 stick 2 netherite


sh0ddyguru

Diamonds get all the hoes 💪


mister_booh

I’ll break yours by inventing netherite


G10VE

Just be confident af, look average, and be funny and also being tall helps


Fedi_1310

I lack being tall and confident


G10VE

Skills issue


Ok-Can5981

Same, minus the tall part


VroomVroomVeronica

How tall 👀


Ok-Can5981

5’ 10 1/2” Tall for my age at least


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I'm short too😔🤝 altho wierdly confident about myself, altho coward about a lot of things. So confident in the worst situations only. Altho i consider myself funny, but around the girl that matters, i can't say shit. (Also she's hilarious in a personality way, I'm funny coz of all awkward situations and witty responses but she's natural)


PhilosopherOutside32

Bitch being funny cus of akwardness and witty responses is natural af too so u as natural as she is so go get her ma dude


I_killed_bambi69

stilts and roids


Random_dude_06

Ok so you need two sticks and two diamonds, or you can go to a gardening/farming store and they may have one


Fedi_1310

The different type of hoe


Random_dude_06

You can use wooden planks, stone, iron ingots, or gold ingots if you want. You can also get a netherite one but that one is kinda complicated to get


Fedi_1310

Nevermind, sorry for the bother


Random_dude_06

It’s fine lol


Practical-Ad662

Be funny and semi attractive that’s it


Fedi_1310

It doesn't work


Practical-Ad662

Worked for me 💀


Fedi_1310

Well maybe because you deserve to find one unlike me


anonymoussnake134268

Hoes dont care what you deserve, they care what you have my guy, go get one. In my experience, look like you try to look good at least, have good hygiene, have an interesting lifestyle (if you dont fake it till you make it) and be able to have a deep conversation with her a few times, she will basically be yours


YourReign

Why get hoes when you can BE THE HOE?


N_rthan

Sadly nobody wants us :P


YourReign

Wait till ur 18...


N_rthan

Why?


YourReign

Then people will want you.


N_rthan

Is that how that works?


YourReign

Yes. 100%


N_rthan

Talking from experience? Haha


YourReign

ye


N_rthan

Guess I’ll have to trust you on that one haha


dobydeez

It’s all about not caring about getting Hoes, Trust me, get ur own life, do a Hobby, Hoes will come 😎


Jesus_Im_A_Thot

No rizz


G10VE

Yoo I remember you


Constella-YT

Bro everyone here asks for nudes via posts, none of them know how to get hoes 😭 But, I'll give ya a little secret. Take that horny Take that desire to get a hoe Put it together and work on yourself, and stop worrying about women That's when they come around. Or, at least that's how it was for me. And it wasn't easy. Went to the gym for two years, Started writing, art, guitar, etc etc. I could go on. But, after then, if you aren't a horny bastard you're often find around women. When you're fine around women, You start relationships. Relationships lead to, well, relationships.


beatsblurb

do you want a genuine answer


OniS1ayer

Just uninstall reddit and talk to women more. Discord too if you have that. Maybe focus more on your hygiene, that helps.


ravenwingx

Stop being a guy


Fedi_1310

Understandable


Ausar_TheVile

Confidence and conversation ability primarily. You gotta be able to connect with someone on some level/topic before they’re Fr interested (unless you’re hot). Even if you don’t get hoes you’ll get friends better this way. Bottom line, make sure you’re able to have actual interesting conversations, and have the confidence to actually start those conversations. Humor also helps but that’s included in conversation ability. Also, everyone says be yourself, but I’d say if you mostly care about getting hoes, ease into being you. Don’t be dishonest bc they won’t like that, but don’t necessarily show all your quirks right away. If you’re a gamer, don’t say you’re a gamer off the bat. There are things with loser stereotypes so you gotta work around that.


Fedi_1310

Thanks


Tough-Director-8550

Be funny dont be weird get a good pickup line thats original


Dalami1

If you cant find them, become one. Its a motto of a few femboys I know. ;)


LeSabremon

Well. To put it simply, if your not confident, then addressing them as hoes is not an ideal way to go about things. If what you say is true, then you honestly have to wait for someone to come to you, and seize the chance when they take interest in you. Also evaluate the reasons you want them.


Fedi_1310

Thank you but i Didn't mean to offend anyone when i said hoes i call everyone a hoe


LeSabremon

Yeah I know you didn’t mean it, it was simply a point that I could make, integrity behind closed doors is more honorable than being good in public.


Snoo48191

Start keeping track of what does and dosent work and create charts on excel to determine ur rizz gameplan


FoxyCamFox

Just offer them food or snacks at least 5 times a day


VroomVroomVeronica

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.


Fedi_1310

Thank you


KroolSebbles

I just added people on snap or something and I’d get to know them and sometimes they live close and you think they’re nice and stuff and they like you. That’s just a me thing tho so idk


Secluded_Ghastly

1. Look good, get a haircut that looks good on your face, build an aesthetic body, dress well, be hygienic 2. Be good, learn how to socialize properly, be empathetic, educate yourself. Be interested in others and others will be interested in you.


Fedi_1310

Thanks


Secluded_Ghastly

You're welcOwOme


Thin-Database5618

Be unapologetically yourself and tell people how you feel. If you think someone's cute, go tell them that, if you think their funny, go tell them that, ect...


Thin-Database5618

Be unapologetically yourself and tell people how you feel. If you think someone's cute, go tell them that, if you think their funny, go tell them that, ect...


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Nweth-

idk bro my gf fell from the sky


llizbug

Be funny


Fedi_1310

I think i'm funny


Rongo_

Confidence is also good


Fedi_1310

Confidence is not my thing


Rongo_

Than make it


Fedi_1310

It's not easy


Rongo_

True but u can give it a try tho


Fedi_1310

Okay i will try


Rongo_

Good job man


Distinct_Ambition_80

I don’t fucking know


Fedi_1310

Understandable,sorry for the bother


Distinct_Ambition_80

Your good brother


Fedi_1310

I'm lonely


Distinct_Ambition_80

Same


Sir_Gala

L


SephirothVII7

You really want a hoe? Not a high class lady?


Fedi_1310

I call everyone a hoe i don't mean to disrespect anyone


chan___kun

Big dick and bigger wallet


Fedi_1310

I have neither of those


chan___kun

🤷🏼‍♂️


Fedi_1310

Anyway Thanks for advice


FluffyGiantCatBears

Just be a good guy. And make sure you keep doing things you like doing. People like people based on their actions or a their own personal opinion. Just make good choices and be a good guy.


rawjaan07

None of us here are professionals 😭😭


[deleted]

its pretty easy to do if you have a gun and cover their mouth


Tes-tickle69420

Idk i got no game


breadlord07

wrong people to ask


NxR_Cap

Yes


Far-Resist3844

Tell them what they wanna hear. Im ugly but my level of smooth talking is the only thing that gotten me 17 girls and 3 guys


Fedi_1310

Teach me your ways sir


Far-Resist3844

Cant. With great power comes great responsibilty. And i didnt use it responsibly so i am unable to pass it on...


Fedi_1310

Understandable have a great day


Rileythegachawolf

Listen once you get bitches you get hoes and when you get hoes you get bitches


Pradius_Pie1908

Self Improvement. Period.


AKArein

Money


Icantchooseagain

learn how to spell


Fedi_1310

Understandable


I_like_cactuses

1 be average (5/6 out of 10 is definitely by putting on correct cosmetic items) 2 invest skill points into charisma/physique 3 Learn basic household skills 4 Go out of your way to talk to girls, just start a chat like asking "how's your day going so far?" This will trigger one of 2 events Ev1 she'll say its good Ev2 she'll say its bad In case of event 1 say "Glad to hear that" Ev2 is complicated , you can ask if she wants to talk about it, if she does, good 4 you, if she doesn't say "ok, i understand" and tell her that if she wants to talk she can talk to you


FrankFireTheBest

people in the comments don’t even know what they’re talking about, first of all you should open minecraft