By - Magic_archer21
put it in water
Im at a library ;-;
I alr ate lunch tho
Who cares just eat it or make it into tea
Im at a library...
eat the library and hen use the new free space to plant the flower
Give to your crush and checkmate him.
What if he is the crush
Kiss him 🤦🏾♂️
Pick up the flower, hold to your ear and pretend it’s a phone. Then, as loudly as possible scream that you’re in a library and can’t talk.
Hold it up to your ear and quietly whisper with amazement, “I can hear the ocean.”
Oh, stop making excuses already
I was gonna say that
Say thank you?
Put it in your ass
new sex toy sounds great. where can I buy?
water…put your drip away walter. im not having sips with you right now water
I would add: “say thank you.”
They may have just wanted to brighten your day
But then again, they could be gay
Gentlemen, we could very well have the beginning of a poem on our hands.
Perhaps it's their appreciation way
Really, who's to say?
Yep, A red rose means they REALLY want to brighten your day
Maybe even whiten there teeth?
He might have feelings for you,or it could just be a friendly gesture. I would keep them,but it’s up to you.
Either way you’ve at least made a lifelong friendship!
put in water and keep them, youre lucky ^ ^
Im at a public library ;-;
then keep them with you and put them in water as soon as you get home
Guys you dont understand. Hes trapped at the library and its impossible to ever leave
Is the librarian a terrifying dark souls boss he has to defeat before he can leave?
On the bright side his friend already gave him the item he needs to succeed
Try finger but hole
Simply make loud noises so can get kicked out
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My guy get out of this library so we can get to business
To defeat the Huns?
did they send me daughters?
when i asked, for sooonns?
So theres no water at public libraries or what?
This smells like you’re just calling for attention and not at all looking for advice for the flower.
Exactly! I feel sorry for the flower.
facts they should leave it in the water fountain /s
Ask the librarian if she has a plastic baggie and a rubber band. Most likely she will (librarians are incredibly resourceful and love to help). Go to the bathroom and get a paper towel wet and wrap it around the stem of the rose and then put the baggie around it with a little more water. Secure it tight with the rubber band. This will keep it hydrated as you go about your day.
Do public libraries not have bathrooms....water fountains?.....what does being at the library have anything to do with it.
Do you live in the library? Put them in water at home…
Where is the meth, Jesse?
Put your dick away Waltuh
I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
My name is Walter Hartwell White
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Jesse, i have terminal cancer. We need to cook
if you straight, just tell him "what the context?"
monke brain love simple talk
Kiss the homie goodnight
Kiss the homie ~~goodnight~~
Kiss ~~the homie goodnight~~
Pucker up, fool
Socks on though, right?
If the balls don't touch it's straight, if the balls touch it's gay. Anything else is just homie behavior
kid named waltuh:
HOLY SHIT IS THAT UNCLE DANE???!1!1!?!1!2!1?!
SPAH SAPPIN MUH SENTREH
Spah creepin' 'round 'ere
*The Frontier Justice plays*
Putcha dick away, waltuh
I'm not havin sex witchu right now waltuh
Waltuh put your dick away waltuh
If gay(and he actually gave those to you romantically): Have Hot Gay Sex
If not gay: Keep the flowers and put them in like a vase or a cup of water and now you have cool flowers in ur house👍
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I'm definitely, 100% straight but if I had the chance.... I would
Key word: but
that’s typically where it goes in
>I'm definitely, 100% straight but if I had the chance.... I would
maybe you aren't straight after all.
I wanna know what he said
He said [deleted]
Oh thanks for clarifying, the words [deleted] have changed my life in unimaginable ways. Truly wise words!
Np man I'm here anyday
Talk to him about your feelings and please keep the flower
Or he could just be Canadian
Can confirm, am canadian, love giving ppl flowers
How can flowers survive in the frozen tundra of Canada?!?!? /s
The hatred of our cobra chickens keep the area around their nests quite warm. It's dangerous to get said flowers, but it just makes them more meaningful
So you're saying that if a Canadian ever gives me flowers, that must mean that they risked death by cobra chicken to get those flowers for me and thus I should feel immensely flattered?
red roses don't usually mean "I like you but just as a friend"
That's why I said talk to them
Bro what kinda friend pulls up a rose ? As a guy I tell you we don't give flowers to eachother
I hit my friend with one once 💀
The bodily harm cancels out with the rose
I fail to see how it wouldn’t be a romantic gesture unless op either asked for a flower or was given it as a present to celebrate something
Story time: back when i was in 9th grade my friend got me a rose for Valentine's day but put it was from a secret admirer. His plan was to fuck around with me by making me think i have a secret admirer.
Problem is that my principal was incompetent and forgot to hand it out.
So a year later for some reason we were both in the principal's office and when he was done scolding us he just goes like "oh yeah, wavs, i have a rose that was meant for you, its from a secret admirer"
My face lit up and i was like "WHAT? For me? Someone likes me? Wow! And ive went a year without knowing because you forgot to give me the rose? Shit. Who could it be? Ive got to find her."
I fell for the bait.
My friend started laughing and explained the whole thing.
You should have a homosexual intercourse with him
Homosexual Intercourse- Do It With Your Friends!
Just keep the socks on then it’s not gay
You appreciate it
Eat it like Homer simpson did.
Lol put it in a cup with water when you get home ? Wet a paper towel and wrap the stem for now.
Most men only get flowers at their funerals, you're lucky
Unless OP about to get murdered 💀
Oh my god he is planning an assassination…
Ask him to make out and become his bf, idk, what else can u do?
He like you probably
No shit sherlock
Just a wild thought tho. 99% not true anyway
Put it in a vase. Just because they are gay doesn't mean it was a romantic gestures could be friendly affection
Yeah we need to normalise guys giving eachother shit
A rose is associated with romance a lot so you can’t blame him for finding it weird
It's not weird for a person attracted to your gender to be attracted to you and express that attraction.
Uhm yeah it is if your not gay
If i was gay, would it be weird if a girl hit on me?
I’m a girl and I never got shit from any girl friends unless it was Christmas or my bday
Girls usually don’t randomly give eachother gifts unless one of the friends is super rich and gets a big allowance and buys snacks to share with her besties
This rose is definitely very sentimental and most likely romantic
If I ever gave anyone a flower it would be for a romantic reason
A red rose is the universal symbol of love for a reason
Food is one thing.
Flowers are another.
he might be trying to tell you something🤫 just wait till your home and put them in a vase or a random cup of water could work i guess
what do you means "flowers" that's one flower
You say thank you, do your best to ensure they don’t get damaged while you’re out in public, and put them in some water when you get home.
Keep them duh
Yeah don’t know why people post these things
Vase it up
Ask him why
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Use it to make a Mario movie trailer.
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen.
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* “What a bummer!”
>*Ke$ha starts playing* “WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY”.
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio.
>"in other news, princess peach has been-" Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves.
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>and maybe Peach.
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser.
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* “fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*.
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach.
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be.
>*montage of slap stick*.
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*.
>*toad doing a head spin*.
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie.
>Super Mario Bros.
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Have sex with a horse
Shove it up your ass
Say thank you
Give it to me....I was never gifted a flower :((((((
He loves you 💀
kiss the homie goodnight
Isn't that a song? Senzawa removed it ;-;
Your friend not the flowers
You are completely overthinking this. You say thank you and take the bloody thing home and put it in a vase. If you feel uncomfortable about it then pay if forward to the next person you see. It might make their day a bit brighter.
Start sucking his dick instantly and then put it in your ass and that's what we call gayyyyyy sexxxxx
woahhh woahhhh too fast! 😳
Yeah you gotta stop to jiggle the balls first
They've just given him flowers that's moving far to quickly nate
I dont think so
EAT THEM. EAT THEM. EAT THEM.
Tell him “thank you my dear friend” kind yet brutal
I wish I had a friend like that
Here u go 🌹
Make out with him
Update us if something happens
Probably just being friendly lotssa gay folks can be pretty straightforward with their emotions, bro probably just appreciates your relationship with them doesn't have to mean they're persuing romance with you
Eat them, obviously
Say thank you! And take a big wiff!
Lots of other great comments offer tactful responses.
But, a straight man that I work with was given a bouquet of flowers by another straight man in the office for his birthday (the giver had given his wife a bouquet of the month gift and she happened to be out of town and wouldn't get that particular month's bouquet so he brought it in for the birthday guy)....Birthday guy loved them and realized that in 37 years he had never been given a flower by anyone. It was a little thing that made his day....just know, it's ok to appreciate kind gestures. They happen less and less as you get older (especially to people who don't appreciate them).
start a meth empire
You fuckers are living my fantasy day by dat
do the “he loves me, he loves me not” thing and see if he loves you or not
Yooooooo thats trueee