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fortnitex3

put it in water


Magic_archer21

Im at a library ;-;


F--t

Eat it


Magic_archer21

I alr ate lunch tho


shackios

Who cares just eat it or make it into tea


Magic_archer21

Im at a library...


iforgorsussyballs

eat the library and hen use the new free space to plant the flower


Magic_archer21

Big brain


Redsun_18

Give to your crush and checkmate him.


No_Accountant_4329

What if he is the crush


Blackburn6

4D-chess


[deleted]

Go home


allaxelmania

Kiss him 🤦🏾‍♂️


AllTheFoxGiven

Pick up the flower, hold to your ear and pretend it’s a phone. Then, as loudly as possible scream that you’re in a library and can’t talk.


Myzyri

Hold it up to your ear and quietly whisper with amazement, “I can hear the ocean.”


greatwillow

Oh, stop making excuses already


Redsun_18

I was gonna say that


one_lonely_idiot

Say thank you?


kickfliplien

Put it in your ass


IronBobcatHax

new sex toy sounds great. where can I buy?


OnSpray

water…put your drip away walter. im not having sips with you right now water


Langvel

I would add: “say thank you.”


babygirlsteph911

They may have just wanted to brighten your day


Best-Benefit6387

But then again, they could be gay Gentlemen, we could very well have the beginning of a poem on our hands.


avestaakbari

Perhaps it's their appreciation way


lucastheawesome11

Really, who's to say?


hdksjabsjs

Yep, A red rose means they REALLY want to brighten your day


BlueTurtle07

Maybe even whiten there teeth?


Frosty_Peach_3066

He might have feelings for you,or it could just be a friendly gesture. I would keep them,but it’s up to you.


Foreverwhatyoureborn

Either way you’ve at least made a lifelong friendship!


Filowskyy

put in water and keep them, youre lucky ^ ^


Magic_archer21

Im at a public library ;-;


Filowskyy

then keep them with you and put them in water as soon as you get home


Ctowncreek

Guys you dont understand. Hes trapped at the library and its impossible to ever leave


weavejer261

Is the librarian a terrifying dark souls boss he has to defeat before he can leave?


Ctowncreek

On the bright side his friend already gave him the item he needs to succeed


Cactus1105

Try finger but hole


Cheap_Ad_69

Simply make loud noises so can get kicked out


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OrangeVictorious

My guy get out of this library so we can get to business


GardenData61373

To defeat the Huns?


citizen_bob-roblox

did they send me daughters? when i asked, for sooonns?


kremlinexpress

So theres no water at public libraries or what? This smells like you’re just calling for attention and not at all looking for advice for the flower.


No_Performer6762

Exactly! I feel sorry for the flower.


Own_Telephone_166

facts they should leave it in the water fountain /s


midgetsinheaven

Ask the librarian if she has a plastic baggie and a rubber band. Most likely she will (librarians are incredibly resourceful and love to help). Go to the bathroom and get a paper towel wet and wrap it around the stem of the rose and then put the baggie around it with a little more water. Secure it tight with the rubber band. This will keep it hydrated as you go about your day.


Orionishi

Do public libraries not have bathrooms....water fountains?.....what does being at the library have anything to do with it.


Mall3usMaleficarum

Do you live in the library? Put them in water at home…


[deleted]

do meth


TheDarkSoulHunter

Where is the meth, Jesse?


Savagecal01

Finger


PHILIPTNT

Waltuh


Savagecal01

Put your dick away Waltuh


CommitingOoficide

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh


AdLogical101

r/waltuh


beanwater4

My name is Walter Hartwell White My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


AgaKor

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


Farmer-Smores

legendary conversation


Yoprobro13

r/theydidthemeth


special-agent-carrot

Jesse, i have terminal cancer. We need to cook


Defreancessamu

if you straight, just tell him "what the context?"


xXSalGamingXx

monke brain love simple talk


ElonMusk_Genitals

Kiss the homie goodnight


Omni1012

Kiss the homie ~~goodnight~~


Imanerrrd

Kiss ~~the homie goodnight~~


Omni1012

Pucker up, fool


ElonMusk_Genitals

Chad


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burbthegurb

*muahhh*


Irish-O-African

Socks on though, right?


burbthegurb

If the balls don't touch it's straight, if the balls touch it's gay. Anything else is just homie behavior


maidenlessorsoimtold

kid named waltuh:


VAcatLoaf

waltuh


Destroyer9903

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Cold_Rock123

Uncle dane


TheFishSteam

HOLY SHIT IS THAT UNCLE DANE???!1!1!?!1!2!1?!


eternalonyxyn

Dispenser goin'up


Any-Pineapple9633

SPAH SAPPIN MUH SENTREH


Proper_Adhesiveness7

Spah creepin' 'round 'ere


3nd1ess

*The Frontier Justice plays*


symb1os1s_2854

Putcha dick away, waltuh


SymbolofVirginity69

I'm not havin sex witchu right now waltuh


marvelwalker

Waltuh put your dick away waltuh


No_Accountant_4329

If gay(and he actually gave those to you romantically): Have Hot Gay Sex If not gay: Keep the flowers and put them in like a vase or a cup of water and now you have cool flowers in ur house👍


burbthegurb

Based


GreatOrca

Vased


xCreeperBombx

Tased


Still_Definition_623

Maced


im_a_username_now

Faced


McMoist_

Graced


JohnnySinceBirth

Raced


nirichie

Dazed


Jezusbot

Glazed 😳


Aethyrss

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LOTHMT

I'm definitely, 100% straight but if I had the chance.... I would


Risuslav

Key word: but


IslandEatsSand

that’s typically where it goes in


ExplosivePetrol

typically...


theguy_who

>I'm definitely, 100% straight but if I had the chance.... I would Bisexual heteroromantic


Jalal445

maybe you aren't straight after all.


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Magic_archer21

Yum


burbthegurb

I wanna know what he said


LeoTheLion777787

He said [deleted]


burbthegurb

Oh thanks for clarifying, the words [deleted] have changed my life in unimaginable ways. Truly wise words!


LeoTheLion777787

Np man I'm here anyday


keshav039

Talk to him about your feelings and please keep the flower


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Galaxium0

Or he could just be Canadian


Dogmeat241

Can confirm, am canadian, love giving ppl flowers


No_Network_9426

How can flowers survive in the frozen tundra of Canada?!?!? /s


Dogmeat241

The hatred of our cobra chickens keep the area around their nests quite warm. It's dangerous to get said flowers, but it just makes them more meaningful


No_Network_9426

So you're saying that if a Canadian ever gives me flowers, that must mean that they risked death by cobra chicken to get those flowers for me and thus I should feel immensely flattered?


Dogmeat241

Precisely


V0idR4mune

red roses don't usually mean "I like you but just as a friend"


keshav039

That's why I said talk to them


falkonpla

Bro what kinda friend pulls up a rose ? As a guy I tell you we don't give flowers to eachother


mdawgtheegod

I hit my friend with one once 💀


xCreeperBombx

The bodily harm cancels out with the rose


jarasonica

I fail to see how it wouldn’t be a romantic gesture unless op either asked for a flower or was given it as a present to celebrate something


wavs101

Story time: back when i was in 9th grade my friend got me a rose for Valentine's day but put it was from a secret admirer. His plan was to fuck around with me by making me think i have a secret admirer. Problem is that my principal was incompetent and forgot to hand it out. So a year later for some reason we were both in the principal's office and when he was done scolding us he just goes like "oh yeah, wavs, i have a rose that was meant for you, its from a secret admirer" My face lit up and i was like "WHAT? For me? Someone likes me? Wow! And ive went a year without knowing because you forgot to give me the rose? Shit. Who could it be? Ive got to find her." I fell for the bait. My friend started laughing and explained the whole thing.


mr0wk4

You should have a homosexual intercourse with him


Red_Hatted_Guy

Homosexual Intercourse- Do It With Your Friends!


AlexTheConfuddled

Just keep the socks on then it’s not gay


Forsaken-Bass-2214

homiesexul


the_brunette_gal

Based


[deleted]

You appreciate it


No_Strategy148

Eat it like Homer simpson did.


Jolly-Cheek5779

Lol put it in a cup with water when you get home ? Wet a paper towel and wrap the stem for now.


Honest-Economist4970

Most men only get flowers at their funerals, you're lucky


trippy_grapes

Unless OP about to get murdered 💀


NiklasNeighbor

Oh my god he is planning an assassination…


Joblessmouse06

Keep it


WarthogBeneficial168

Ask him to make out and become his bf, idk, what else can u do?


mdawgtheegod

Based


HuckleberryStrong621

He like you probably


dubiousapproach

No shit sherlock


PetSruf

Just a wild thought tho. 99% not true anyway


babygirlsteph911

Put it in a vase. Just because they are gay doesn't mean it was a romantic gestures could be friendly affection


burbthegurb

Yeah we need to normalise guys giving eachother shit


akingbob921

A rose is associated with romance a lot so you can’t blame him for finding it weird


DeltaVZerda

It's not weird for a person attracted to your gender to be attracted to you and express that attraction.


akingbob921

Uhm yeah it is if your not gay


Memer_boiiiii

If i was gay, would it be weird if a girl hit on me?


WildFemmeFatale

I’m a girl and I never got shit from any girl friends unless it was Christmas or my bday Girls usually don’t randomly give eachother gifts unless one of the friends is super rich and gets a big allowance and buys snacks to share with her besties This rose is definitely very sentimental and most likely romantic If I ever gave anyone a flower it would be for a romantic reason A red rose is the universal symbol of love for a reason Food is one thing. Flowers are another.


cottonheadd

he might be trying to tell you something🤫 just wait till your home and put them in a vase or a random cup of water could work i guess


meme_used

what do you means "flowers" that's one flower


Lady_Nuggie

appreciate it


AndronixESE

Eat


Vrylx

You say thank you, do your best to ensure they don’t get damaged while you’re out in public, and put them in some water when you get home.


nawaleskndar

How romantic!🥺


Chtala991

Keep them duh


Ok-Reporter-8728

Yeah don’t know why people post these things


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LiquidLolliepop

Vase it up


neVeeeee

Vaseline


sir-idiotkritz

Ask him why


KociLis

Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way


VolkerAvatar

Use it to make a Mario movie trailer. >this summer... >everyone's favorite plumber... >is coming to the big screen. >*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* “What a bummer!” >*Ke$ha starts playing* “WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY”. >*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio. >"in other news, princess peach has been-" Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!" >Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man" >Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother." >two brothers will find themselves. >Mario "what?! Peach is missing?" >Luigi "really?" >and maybe Peach. >Mario "and bowser took her?” >Luigi "wow REALLY?" >but first they have to find Bowser. >bowser: "I know what girls like!" >*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* “fire flower?" >*Peach kicks him in the balls*. >"AAAAA My fire balls!” >who might need to be saved from peach. >peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!” >this summer is going to be. >*montage of slap stick*. >*bowser twerking*. >Mario "aaawkward". >this summer is going to be... >*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*. >*toad doing a head spin*. >"LIIIIIIIIT". >this summer is going to be! >*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie. >SUPER. >Super Mario Bros. Rate the script down below ⬇️


epic1033

I’m confuse


PixelsDePx

Have sex with a horse


eklipse007

Shove it up your ass


DanLivesInYourWalls

keep them


dumoktheartist

Say thank you


N4t_S3p

Give it to me....I was never gifted a flower :((((((


Atharv26s

thats cute


bunnylovego

He loves you 💀


Magic_archer21

💀


Eka_silicon12

kiss the homie goodnight


x3bla

Isn't that a song? Senzawa removed it ;-;


Naruto4444v

Keep em


WWalker197

Kiss him


LIAHWS

Eat them


LIAHWS

Your friend not the flowers


BrisAnBac

Put it in your ass


Vegetable_Slice2975

You are completely overthinking this. You say thank you and take the bloody thing home and put it in a vase. If you feel uncomfortable about it then pay if forward to the next person you see. It might make their day a bit brighter.


[deleted]

Start sucking his dick instantly and then put it in your ass and that's what we call gayyyyyy sexxxxx


matt4756_

woahhh woahhhh too fast! 😳


Any-Pineapple9633

Yeah you gotta stop to jiggle the balls first


12510410125

They've just given him flowers that's moving far to quickly nate


E-2k7-Quiz

U gay?


Magic_archer21

I dont think so


HunterBi_123

EAT THEM. EAT THEM. EAT THEM.


Thorn____

Tell him “thank you my dear friend” kind yet brutal


WarthogBeneficial168

I wish I had a friend like that


Darkconqueror-Bunny

Here u go 🌹


SCR_69

Make out with him


SomeTimesSamu

Update us if something happens


WOKLACE134

Probably just being friendly lotssa gay folks can be pretty straightforward with their emotions, bro probably just appreciates your relationship with them doesn't have to mean they're persuing romance with you


VaLightningThief

Eat them, obviously


Fruiit0v3rd0se

Make out with him


bluemooncommenter

Say thank you! And take a big wiff! Lots of other great comments offer tactful responses. But, a straight man that I work with was given a bouquet of flowers by another straight man in the office for his birthday (the giver had given his wife a bouquet of the month gift and she happened to be out of town and wouldn't get that particular month's bouquet so he brought it in for the birthday guy)....Birthday guy loved them and realized that in 37 years he had never been given a flower by anyone. It was a little thing that made his day....just know, it's ok to appreciate kind gestures. They happen less and less as you get older (especially to people who don't appreciate them).


Calebee777

eat them


Just_a_Random_Guy_e

start a meth empire


Dry-Classic8836

You fuckers are living my fantasy day by dat


Bleh420_

do the “he loves me, he loves me not” thing and see if he loves you or not


Magic_archer21

Yooooooo thats trueee