By - ThePenguinsBill
Amount of water consumed in a day. I love water.
The king of pissing
Basking in the Reigning of the Pissking
Global average height
Nah just 2 feet for me sadly, 1.89 metres tho
Above 185cm gang
5'11.99 gang. *sobs
6’2 crew where you at?
I out grew being 6"2 and sadly now can't find myself a tall mommy gf
having things im below average in
Hey I’m sure ur above average in some areas :)
thats what you think my guy
What are you below average in?
idk quit trying to make me feel better
but im short
It probably doesn’t make you feel better but you’re almost guaranteed to be above average in amount of Reddit browsed
probably i spend most of my time on reddit/youtube
Just sayin’, ur profile makes me think of Jesus.
Height, weight, war crimes, feet size
The depleted uranium won't fire itself
chad depleted uranium enjoyer vs virgin tungsten fan
As someone who entered that Bosnian village, I can confirm we were only following orders.
I can say this sounds like your from Bosnia just like me lol, we got the tallest people ever
Hey we’re twins!
Talking to myself outloud
Finally! A worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
i dont even realize it sometimes and people look at me weird
also when i do talk to myself its always in english even though im not english
Bruh, are you me?
No are you both me?
No. You all are me
Nah fam you all are me and me alone
Heh I do that glad I’m not the only one
did you know that average first kiss is 15?? did you also know I'm only above average in... that.
edit: for people asking, you're above average if you have had your first kiss after 15, or if you're older than 15, and still not had it.
Just had my first kiss a couple of weeks ago
Chad moment 🗿🗿
I've kissed a girl's hand before. Does that count? If so, then I'm below average
Wtf kind of 13 year old kisses a girls hand, unless you are a handsome Italian male set in a Romance Drama Movie in the c.17 and need to find your princess before your father ultimately dies of the Black Death (I think I just made a sick plot)
I'm making a movie of this when I get older
Edit: I was thinking too far, I'll maybe make a video of it in animation or something. That's it.
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lets hope reddit still exists💀
I kissed a girl hands two time. The first time it was a lady, French tradition you know… it is called « baise-main », which can be in some way translated in « fuck-hand »
The second time I was with friends, I asked for that girls hand, slightly blended, and I gently dropped my lips on it. After this i turned to a friend and said : « I « fuck » her whenever I want »
Might seem weird like that but fun though
Close enough I guess
ofc it doesn't
When people say first kiss at 15 average, does that statistic include or exclude elementary school childish kisses?
Getting no bitches
Bro welcome to the gang
Retaining useless information
What’s one bit of useless information ?
Sharks are physically incapable of making any sound because they don’t have any organs that would allow them to
Ok, but when the sharks go splish splash, that is a sound that a shark made. Checkmate loser 😎
I know that, but otherwise they can’t make noise
They can go pit pat on the ground too.🥱
Idk, I think you were caught in a lie
Huh, I did not know that
If you’re drowning, a dolphin is more likely to ignore you then to save you. That saying, it’s also more likely to rape you then to ignore you.
time for sea sex
time to get in the mile-long trench club
Step one: drown
On the same vein as that, the velociraptor noise from Jurassic Park came from turtles having shrex
Flamingos are born grey/white, and as they eat more shrimp they absorb the pigment, making them pink. Frogs can't puke, so when a frog eats something toxic it will take its stomach out of its mouth and claw the toxins out of its stomach, then put its stomach back in. There is a species of whale that makes a noise that not even its own species can hear, and the species nickname is the loneliest whale on the planet. There is a chicken that lived 18 months without a head, as the vital part of its brain is stored in the neck, and the farmer kept it alive by syringe feeding it every day, he made tens of thousands of dollars. The universe could collapse at any time, and we would never know. The average phone screen is dirtier than the average toilet seat.
Relatable. Wombats shit in square shapes so they dont roll and they can leave a trail to find their way back.
It's perfectly legal in the State of Missouri to text and drive as long as you are 21 and have a legal license.
Same, I’ve also got useless info such as rats can’t gag or throw up, so the film Ratitouli ( butchered the spelling) completely defies the laws of nature when the rat gags at someone’s shit soup
Arms for I have 2 !
Edit: math stuff
I too also have 2! arms
Unfortunately Americans have you beat there, as they can buy firearms completely freely
*We* can change that
Most likely not
Hive mind relationship
*Apparently* slightly above average IQ and excessive knowledge of… *the cookbook* (and not the food one)
Chefs all around the world: "Yes, THE cookbook!"
doing your mom
Ray William Johnson let’s go
Doin’ yo mom doin’ doin’ ya mom
Doin’ ya mom, do-do-doin’ ya mom
Number of mental illnesses
Average r/teenagers user
no, *above* average r/teenagers user :)
And ADHD's corresponding illnesses:
4. Obsessive compulsive tendencies
i’ve got adhd, autism (goes hand in hand with adhd), depression and anxiety which i think is from the adhd
Yes I'm pretty sure the depression and anxiety is caused by adhd
the depression and anxiety were diagnosed later but also by two different people. one of them rediagnosed me with adhd and then was like u also have autism now and i’m like what
Lol, when I found out I had autism I was shocked and the slow realization hit me that ADHD is on the autism spectrum
Ayo adhd isn’t that bad, gives me energy to do shit, also I can focus really hard on writing stuff which helped me get to the point where I can write well. Which again in turn helped me get to the point where I can write a book.
the only reason ADHD isn’t bad is the amphetamine, nothing else
Yeah It's the same for me
Social Anxiety, Attachment issues, and Depression coming free with a purchese of Autism
0 is the average so not saying very much
\-1/4 of adults suffer from mental illness
That is not how averages work at all. 0 would be the mode.
Shit. I forgot what average is.
It does make the average most likely less than 1 still, resulting in anyone with mental illness to be above average in that
Driving, I’m a drift racer. I also have a scholarship because of my grades but am not sure if that counts
having intrusive thoughts 💪 😎
the urge to eat the soap
Yummy soap 🥴🥴
With liquid soap as drink
That was a mental flashbang. Thank you for that joke 🙏🏼
penis size and guitar
let me suck ur dick bro please
sorry i’m saving myself for marriage or rich sugar mommy or daddy whichever comes first
You just like me fr
im supa rich babes 😍😍🤑🤑🤑🤑
Are you? Bro, I need some money 😏
Ayo? I could use some money😉
Bro same fr fr let's swap riffs and dick pics fr
You could probably fit a couple more "fr"s in there
The percentage of dark souls players who have a girlfriend
Minecraft Redstone, building skills and trivia.
How do u get a bee hive when growing trees
Idk in this sub that would be hard
Omg I didn’t even realise that haha
Buns intended 😏
games lolll, i hope to go pro in the women’s leagues for valorant soon
I'm no pro, but I guess I'm probably also above average at games considering I beat Elden Ring at level 1
Yeah that might put you ever so slightly above the average gamer
Not sure if it's in skill or simply persistence, though. A few bosses in that run took me upwards of 500 attempts; any sane person would've given up long before that
Yoo that’s sick!
Why are there different leagues for women for video games???
To show that they value women gamers in an area mostly dominated by men. These leagues have a lower skill cap because of this as most pro-leagues are men
Art it's my passion
Me too, but I dunno if I'll call my art above average, they don't seem that great to me
I know more about esoteric fields of linguistics and esoteric hallucinogens than the average joe, but other than that I am a waste of oxygen.
English (the subject)
Reading (in general)
Now you gotta do what I’m below average in, the list is much longer.
That’s still a lot of good things to be above average in
you’ve got me stumped me there
above average at being stumped
Amount of ribs. I have an extra 1 and 1/2
Grade. Im doing classes in school meant for grades above mine. And im hoping this will mean i can graduate early
eh don’t feel rushed to enjoy your youth
based, academics are cool as fuck
Gone but not forgotten
what plants do you take care of?
I sell succulents so I’ve got a mini farm for them, but I also have a raised garden, an herb garden, and lots of houseplants
cool beans, what herbs do you grow?
Rosemary, thyme, parsley, basil, Thai basil, and mint
oh nice I grow salvia divinorum and N. Rustica. do you use those herbs in cooking?
My hearing. I have perfect pitch and can identify an aircraft just by listening to the engine sounds.
Breathing heavily uncontrollably. It’s so awkward when I take a video and you just hear *MMMMMNNNNNN… PPPHHFFFF* (what noise does breathing make)
Nothing.... maybe height by a few cm?
Knowledge of trains
Vocabulary. I was in the 98th percentile for my age group, and yes I'm bragging because I'm proud of it
I can roll a joint in 30 seconds... yeah
Height, in the top 0.04% of girls (i'm 180cm or about 6ft tall). Even for someone who's Dutch thats tall
Physics, math, chemistry, biology and picking niche shows to like
Beating the shit out of npcs in battle talent vr with a lightsaber
basketball(although I am not that tall)
Lack of friends lmao, I’m king 🤴
...I'm not kidding, all of my therapists have said that I have the highest anxiety that they've ever seen in a teenager. I'm winning at mental illness.
omg i love that band
Probably my leg strength. My legs look pretty average but I have really strong calves and hamstrings