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ThePenguinsBill

Amount of water consumed in a day. I love water.


[deleted]

The king of pissing


Chuks_K

Basking in the Reigning of the Pissking


Person_LK

Raining*


apple_ketchup

Piss


Unique_Ambassador_94

r/hydrohomies


Knowledge-Samurai

Global average height


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

6ft gang?


KoichanVII

3ft gang?


SchpiedPied

Yop


Open_University_7941

Nah just 2 feet for me sadly, 1.89 metres tho


faroukq

Above 185cm gang


cyideiscool

5'11.99 gang. *sobs


AcadiaTechnical

6ft gang


black_jaguar99_2

Yep


shootscavswithmosin

6’2 crew where you at?


karnal_chikara

I out grew being 6"2 and sadly now can't find myself a tall mommy gf


wheel_of_milk

having things im below average in


[deleted]

Hey I’m sure ur above average in some areas :)


wheel_of_milk

thats what you think my guy


[deleted]

What are you below average in?


wheel_of_milk

idk quit trying to make me feel better ​ but im short


MaximumMaxx

It probably doesn’t make you feel better but you’re almost guaranteed to be above average in amount of Reddit browsed


wheel_of_milk

probably i spend most of my time on reddit/youtube


MaximumMaxx

Same


Frikandelbroodje2008

Just sayin’, ur profile makes me think of Jesus.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Height, weight, war crimes, feet size


M1A2CAbrams_

Bosnia?


Alpha2417

The depleted uranium won't fire itself


Xodan47

chad depleted uranium enjoyer vs virgin tungsten fan


PrivatePickle109

As someone who entered that Bosnian village, I can confirm we were only following orders.


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

Balkans?


[deleted]

Lmao nice


SejlaOsman1995

I can say this sounds like your from Bosnia just like me lol, we got the tallest people ever


Edgypack38906

Hey we’re twins!


RennocInsanity

Talking to myself outloud


MalpaFzZ

Finally! A worthy opponent!


TeraKing489

Our battle will be legendary!


TraderOnRedditDev

Finally! A worthy opponent!


Djelaylay

Bruh same i dont even realize it sometimes and people look at me weird also when i do talk to myself its always in english even though im not english


XicoFininho

Bruh, are you me?


Naksh552007

No are you both me?


_thanosied_

No. You all are me


Slow_Ad2579

Nah fam you all are me and me alone


i_have_trust_issues_

Heh I do that glad I’m not the only one


frostyreddits

did you know that average first kiss is 15?? did you also know I'm only above average in... that. edit: for people asking, you're above average if you have had your first kiss after 15, or if you're older than 15, and still not had it.


fakeflowers13

Just had my first kiss a couple of weeks ago


Jamstan_

Chad moment 🗿🗿


Retro_Wiktor

Delete Reddit


EndemoDaWalker

Congrats


GamerOrWeeb

I've kissed a girl's hand before. Does that count? If so, then I'm below average


Jamstan_

Wtf kind of 13 year old kisses a girls hand, unless you are a handsome Italian male set in a Romance Drama Movie in the c.17 and need to find your princess before your father ultimately dies of the Black Death (I think I just made a sick plot)


Z3US_YT

I'm making a movie of this when I get older Edit: I was thinking too far, I'll maybe make a video of it in animation or something. That's it.


warmerthansun

RemindMe! 10 years


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TeamTacoYouTube

Lets hope we have our accounts at that time. Seeya in ten years


RedstoneGuy13

lets hope reddit still exists💀


Kick_Awkward

I kissed a girl hands two time. The first time it was a lady, French tradition you know… it is called « baise-main », which can be in some way translated in « fuck-hand » The second time I was with friends, I asked for that girls hand, slightly blended, and I gently dropped my lips on it. After this i turned to a friend and said : « I « fuck » her whenever I want » Might seem weird like that but fun though


TheSneakySpike

Close enough I guess


MrDudePuppet

ofc it doesn't


GreenHawk20

When people say first kiss at 15 average, does that statistic include or exclude elementary school childish kisses?


Prussia_I

same


Ferret-Livid

Getting no bitches


Big-choongus

Bro welcome to the gang


samich_man

Retaining useless information


[deleted]

What’s one bit of useless information ?


samich_man

Sharks are physically incapable of making any sound because they don’t have any organs that would allow them to


Tassos963

Ok, but when the sharks go splish splash, that is a sound that a shark made. Checkmate loser 😎


samich_man

I know that, but otherwise they can’t make noise


IMissOwU

They can go pit pat on the ground too.🥱


Tassos963

Idk, I think you were caught in a lie


[deleted]

Huh, I did not know that


eveltayl

If you’re drowning, a dolphin is more likely to ignore you then to save you. That saying, it’s also more likely to rape you then to ignore you.


elonmuskraty

time for sea sex


Wiebs08

time to get in the mile-long trench club


PyroPeep

Step one: drown


GamingImpossibl

On the same vein as that, the velociraptor noise from Jurassic Park came from turtles having shrex


[deleted]

Flamingos are born grey/white, and as they eat more shrimp they absorb the pigment, making them pink. Frogs can't puke, so when a frog eats something toxic it will take its stomach out of its mouth and claw the toxins out of its stomach, then put its stomach back in. There is a species of whale that makes a noise that not even its own species can hear, and the species nickname is the loneliest whale on the planet. There is a chicken that lived 18 months without a head, as the vital part of its brain is stored in the neck, and the farmer kept it alive by syringe feeding it every day, he made tens of thousands of dollars. The universe could collapse at any time, and we would never know. The average phone screen is dirtier than the average toilet seat.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoUsrnameLeft

photos 🗿🗿


robuxman29

Relatable. Wombats shit in square shapes so they dont roll and they can leave a trail to find their way back.


USS-Missouri

It's perfectly legal in the State of Missouri to text and drive as long as you are 21 and have a legal license.


shootscavswithmosin

Same, I’ve also got useless info such as rats can’t gag or throw up, so the film Ratitouli ( butchered the spelling) completely defies the laws of nature when the rat gags at someone’s shit soup


Bean_Fearing

Arms for I have 2 ! Edit: math stuff


olymol

Smart


daveedpoon

I too also have 2! arms


Ad2Am2

Unfortunately Americans have you beat there, as they can buy firearms completely freely


--Karma--0

being single


LiveClassroom871

*We* can change that


f0xxdude

Most likely not


flamingstorm98

EMOTONAL DAMAGE


randomaords

😏


Cricket267

Hive mind relationship


JustSomeIdot

*Apparently* slightly above average IQ and excessive knowledge of… *the cookbook* (and not the food one)


M1A2CAbrams_

*the* cookbook?


Chuks_K

Chefs all around the world: "Yes, THE cookbook!"


Snoo25192

doing your mom


[deleted]

Ray William Johnson let’s go


My_neutered_cat

Doin’ yo mom doin’ doin’ ya mom


ScaryPollution845

Doin’ ya mom, do-do-doin’ ya mom


SweetActual

Number of mental illnesses


Curtis_The_Ginge

Average r/teenagers user


Pataeto

no, *above* average r/teenagers user :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


USS-Missouri

I've got: 1. Insomnia 2. ADHD And ADHD's corresponding illnesses: 3. Anxiety 4. Obsessive compulsive tendencies


DeathlyDragons4396

i’ve got adhd, autism (goes hand in hand with adhd), depression and anxiety which i think is from the adhd


USS-Missouri

Yes I'm pretty sure the depression and anxiety is caused by adhd


DeathlyDragons4396

the depression and anxiety were diagnosed later but also by two different people. one of them rediagnosed me with adhd and then was like u also have autism now and i’m like what


USS-Missouri

Lol, when I found out I had autism I was shocked and the slow realization hit me that ADHD is on the autism spectrum


NotAquafinity

Ayo adhd isn’t that bad, gives me energy to do shit, also I can focus really hard on writing stuff which helped me get to the point where I can write well. Which again in turn helped me get to the point where I can write a book.


NoUsrnameLeft

the only reason ADHD isn’t bad is the amphetamine, nothing else


SweetActual

Yeah It's the same for me Social Anxiety, Attachment issues, and Depression coming free with a purchese of Autism


Interesting-Amoeba34

0 is the average so not saying very much \-1/4 of adults suffer from mental illness


tangentrification

That is not how averages work at all. 0 would be the mode.


Interesting-Amoeba34

Shit. I forgot what average is.


lilwizerd

It does make the average most likely less than 1 still, resulting in anyone with mental illness to be above average in that


tangentrification

True!


veryscareyghost

alcohol consumption


PoorMustang

European gang.


OpeningTrain1

Driving, I’m a drift racer. I also have a scholarship because of my grades but am not sure if that counts


[deleted]

having intrusive thoughts 💪 😎


[deleted]

Wdym ?


[deleted]

the urge to eat the soap


[deleted]

Yummy soap 🥴🥴


pensodiforse

With liquid soap as drink


CaporegimeYurch

That was a mental flashbang. Thank you for that joke 🙏🏼


homicidiumpopulus

penis size and guitar


veryscareyghost

let me suck ur dick bro please


homicidiumpopulus

sorry i’m saving myself for marriage or rich sugar mommy or daddy whichever comes first


-Little-Bees-

You just like me fr


veryscareyghost

im supa rich babes 😍😍🤑🤑🤑🤑


randomaords

Are you? Bro, I need some money 😏


Secret_Mayonesa

Ayo? I could use some money😉


CrocCohRock

Aye yooo


NightmareFuel13

Bro same fr fr let's swap riffs and dick pics fr


Sensitive-Ad236

You could probably fit a couple more "fr"s in there


noahhh3418

\^\^


ppo123aa

The percentage of dark souls players who have a girlfriend


Woelfe_

Impossible..


iPlayGamesX-YT

Minecraft Redstone, building skills and trivia.


AliveEmu76

How do u get a bee hive when growing trees


mommiesslut687

Being horny


[deleted]

Idk in this sub that would be hard


king_activities

Pun intended?


[deleted]

Omg I didn’t even realise that haha


randomaords

Buns intended 😏


avenieval

games lolll, i hope to go pro in the women’s leagues for valorant soon


tangentrification

I'm no pro, but I guess I'm probably also above average at games considering I beat Elden Ring at level 1


lilwizerd

Yeah that might put you ever so slightly above the average gamer


tangentrification

Not sure if it's in skill or simply persistence, though. A few bosses in that run took me upwards of 500 attempts; any sane person would've given up long before that


[deleted]

Yoo that’s sick!


Tassos963

Why are there different leagues for women for video games???


yesbutnottaken

Women☕️


Noodles2702

To show that they value women gamers in an area mostly dominated by men. These leagues have a lower skill cap because of this as most pro-leagues are men


sussyboi1357

Art it's my passion


aisosareva0413

Me too, but I dunno if I'll call my art above average, they don't seem that great to me


Comprehensive_Boat88

Rifle marksmanship


M1A2CAbrams_

Based


lll_ll

I know more about esoteric fields of linguistics and esoteric hallucinogens than the average joe, but other than that I am a waste of oxygen.


[deleted]

Uhhh English (the subject) Arguing Listening Reading (in general) Soccer Softball Swimming Sparring Now you gotta do what I’m below average in, the list is much longer.


[deleted]

That’s still a lot of good things to be above average in


[deleted]

you’ve got me stumped me there


VQ_Quin

above average at being stumped


Willow1768

Amount of ribs. I have an extra 1 and 1/2


Glitchthebitch

Grade. Im doing classes in school meant for grades above mine. And im hoping this will mean i can graduate early


[deleted]

Sheeesh impressive


[deleted]

eh don’t feel rushed to enjoy your youth


EveningImaginary4214

Academics


lll_ll

based, academics are cool as fuck


[deleted]

Neeeeeeerd


pixelboy21

-Technoblade


anotsocreativename

Gone but not forgotten


Spllatty

o7


masterchief__117

o7


Otherwise-Picture-34

not pulling


greenishbruh

Plant care


lll_ll

what plants do you take care of?


greenishbruh

I sell succulents so I’ve got a mini farm for them, but I also have a raised garden, an herb garden, and lots of houseplants


lll_ll

cool beans, what herbs do you grow?


greenishbruh

Rosemary, thyme, parsley, basil, Thai basil, and mint


lll_ll

oh nice I grow salvia divinorum and N. Rustica. do you use those herbs in cooking?


stanley1516

My hearing. I have perfect pitch and can identify an aircraft just by listening to the engine sounds.


stupidfuckingbitch20

Breathing heavily uncontrollably. It’s so awkward when I take a video and you just hear *MMMMMNNNNNN… PPPHHFFFF* (what noise does breathing make)


foneifone7

Nothing.... maybe height by a few cm?


ThatACLR-1

Knowledge of trains


Enby_Bluejay

Vocabulary. I was in the 98th percentile for my age group, and yes I'm bragging because I'm proud of it


xSageex

I can roll a joint in 30 seconds... yeah


Ory6669

Suicidal tendencies


Woodwizardo

Nothing


slpngwthsrns

Fanfic


FIowerBitch

Height, in the top 0.04% of girls (i'm 180cm or about 6ft tall). Even for someone who's Dutch thats tall


MinerMinecrafter

Physics, math, chemistry, biology and picking niche shows to like


80Leew

Beating the shit out of npcs in battle talent vr with a lightsaber


Da_DevDood68419

coding math basketball(although I am not that tall)


PulpatineDaSenate

Lack of friends lmao, I’m king 🤴


grey_axolotl

Anxiety... ...I'm not kidding, all of my therapists have said that I have the highest anxiety that they've ever seen in a teenager. I'm winning at mental illness.


epitaph360

Basketball


BlackMexican-

American Football


veryscareyghost

omg i love that band


Jski26

Probably my leg strength. My legs look pretty average but I have really strong calves and hamstrings