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randomPeep101

"they may have died as a virgin but that doesn't mean they'll be buried as one"


Mustagreewithyou

Ur 13 and u already have the dark dirty humour. Ahhh kids these days grow up so fast.


Kemariz

Did you know that not having age flair increases your chance of being a pedophile by 86% Edit on mobile you have to go to the subreddit's page and click the three dots on top right, the click "change user flair"


AndreasMe

Did you know 76% of percentages are made up


failedsatan

"my source is I made it the fuck up"


SnooMaps3021

The 17 year old pedophile Edit: this made me get an age flair


HDM103

I don’t have a flair, purely cuz u have no idea how to get it


Mustagreewithyou

Well they’re right.


Captainlongbow-Music

Q: how do you get a flair? I’ve been on Reddit for 2 years how do I not know this? Well you see, cancer Edit: I found it, and no, I’m not stupid I’m just dumb


IceBreath31

-No Flair


L1m1x

Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin


Shinigam_i

Hey guys I’m here for another unboxing video


Na_Neko

lol sorry for laughing u/rowenslee u/super_adududu u/Cheap_District_9762


rowenslee

i dont get it


Na_Neko

unbox the coffin i guess


rowenslee

ahh loll


Ordinary_Ad_177

is it a r/woooosh ?


MammothImplement1066

Mean technically. But usually just whooosh people get if they completely missed the joke and took it serious.


Saturo_Uchiha

r/UsernameChecksOut You name suits very good with the post.


iBenni0

that's scary


Ordinaryyetunique

So who’s next?


lil_photon

you know i heard people are dying to get in here


bamboozled_swag2

Bro LMFAO


Showmeyourcameltoe

He's just sleeping he better wake up cuz he owe me money


iBenni0

you're right, let him sleep


Showmeyourcameltoe

He owe you money too?


iBenni0

better if u don't say it...


Showmeyourcameltoe

Who else he owe money to?is he doing the makaveli


GreenFishGoMoo

He owe me money


Killer19606

I gave him a 5€ bill so that he bought a pizza, he never gave me the money so i put interest on it. In this moment he owns me 5 694 200€


Antonio-____-

nice


GreenFishGoMoo

I gave him $8284839292948289238843892938439.58 and he still needs to pay me back. Ugh 😒


ArtistryRat

“Welcome to my mukbang”


dawgebredd

Average deftones fan


ArtistryRat

Real


Im_the_grim_reaper

W deftones pfp


iBenni0

legit


My_NonExisting_Balls

True story actually. When I was 7 I went to my great Grandads funeral and during the speech said by my nana, my mums phone went off. Her ring tone was Highway To Hell. Lucky my family has a good sence of humer and people found it quite funny and were all joking that my great-grandad would've found it hilarious.


iBenni0

that's a funeral with style


My_NonExisting_Balls

Then we went to a local pub and everyone got absolutely hammered, funerals in my family are like never actually sad, it's crazy


MammothImplement1066

Funerals shouldnt be sad they are supposed to be about celebrating someone you lost. So your family is doing it right. Ofc it will be sad because you lost someone that at least someone cares about but you are supposed to remember your time with thrm


Option-Important

AND another one goes, another one goes, another one bites the dust yeah yeah yeah!


plineo

*HEY, GONNA GET YOU TOO*


ValeCrafter

It at least fits here, not like at the wedding of my cousin


CASWING

*plays straight to hell by the clash*


Tastystab540

r/angryupvote


FermentedCheesse

Skill issue


Satanic_Garlic28

Something I actually heard at a funeral- ‘What’s the wifi password?’


WWalker197

Saying to the person next to me "your next" with a smile


lightwoodsgirl

I wanna say day but I'll just feel sad and apologies the nest second lol


MilkerSkulker

Had a stroke


Budget_Stand4615

r/ihadastroke *?


MilkerSkulker

yes


DemiTheSeaweed

Dead body reported


iBenni0

clearly a self report, sus


DemiTheSeaweed

Perhaps


LuckyBoonsrirat

Who’s boxed like a fish now bitch. (Sorry this is what happens when you get someone who used to play fortnite all the time)


shadowplayer2020

My bad


MarcusianAviation

0_0


lightwoodsgirl

Damnn


Substantial_Pin2956

Couldn’t clap em cheeks one last time 😔


yeag_pineapple

They can’t stop you 😈


Killer19606

I like the way that you think


Destiny56080

I’ll miss you grandma


SchlongSchlock

If it's in the will, technically....


Suspicious-Guitar610

Lmao Grandma get no scoped


tylermm03

“That’s what you get for not giving me money for my birthday”


Viraj2002

He smells like shit..


iBenni0

or like a dead body


ExoticLunique

Where's the wifi?


sigmamale77

Where's the food?


AmazingAd7627

For some reason it's in this big wooden box, it's tasty though!


GreenFishGoMoo

OML


AmazingAd7627

Ik, it looks like the guys funeral I'm attending... Wait...


ExoticLunique

DAMN 💀


Efficient-Letter7009

My grandma just died guys, can you please hit like and subscribe to my channel? One like = one prayer!!


iBenni0

or maybe you can tell that to america's got talent, they'll let you win


do_not_read_it

It took me 5 seconds to understand your comment, at first i thought that spammer of youtube came here as well.


monster_burn

Ez


Illu_uwu

i apologise


Destiny56080

Not something to say but start playing another one bites the dust on your phone


KLG_69

"My bad, guess we should have done it your way I guess..."


freshtoast7

Im sorry, I didn't do it on purpose


Aymanac10

That’s a good one


FatBoyish

that must suck


familiargriffon

“stop listening to slaughterhouse by motionless in white its very disrespectful” (headphone warning)


mxrcy2k

smokin on that dead pack


do_not_read_it

Happy cakeday


Tastystab540

Happeh cek dae


Zarasiel

Sorry didn’t mean to hit them that hard


_Kasual

Can't believe the poison took this long to kick in


CellistWorth2453

This is boring


Nerdguy62627

Where his reboot card?


Amazing-Conclusion69

Man, they look sexy don’t they


iBenni0

even if they aren't warm anymore?


Amazing-Conclusion69

Best part 🤤


iBenni0

if you say so


ExtensionAnybody467

oOooOh baByY a TRipLe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


Psychological-Sir224

Saying I apologize instead of I'm sorry.


iBenni0

it's not bad to say if you're there killer, at least you're apologising


hetheshethe

imagine dying, couldn't be me


AzM4Nz

Ok who’s next


Yuki-chan_2321

Glad to see you here, I’ll be visiting yours next time!


Klutzy-Donkey-6348

“Who’s next?”


Gl1tchyVirus

Is this for amon gus or am I at the wrong funeral


Og_Sveni

You’re next Or See you next time


Leading-Finger7634

Oh you sleeping after the hit I gave you?


Crazed-Lemon

FUNeral


SkullShooter01

Looking forward to attend yours


iBenni0

and yours


Playgroundprowler2

“What’s the Wi-Fi password”


Rickname_13

the killer of the party


TheSavageCabb

who died?


Royal_Examination906

Pop goes the weasel


Mountain-12

Coping


issamsayed1

Hey cheer up guys i heard people are dying to get here


No_Nectarine8102

Damn she/he had a nice ass.


MrDepressedboi

Sorry guys, my bad.


Nerdy_Git

your phone goes off and the ringtone is “Highway to Hell”


maximtheprogrammer

"Stay alive fam"


Distinct_Ambition_80

My bad


spencermaydriver

\*checks watch\* about time


Fake_Martin

“My fault, sorry”


RyanDFo0T

You’re next


OrphicDionysus

It needs a little more salt


_f1sch

The Impostor is no longer among us


Proper_Adhesiveness7

Hey guys welcome back to the channel for another 3 AM video! Today I'll be calling John F Kennedy and see how he reaponds


TheNextPley

Today is Coffin not coffein?


MushroomheadDork

"So it goes." I mean, it's relevant in a way, but it's also unbelievably rude (if you know the quote's original context).


Tastystab540

Can i have some context?


sssslne

Boom deserve


Electrical-Bowl-4305

"I'm sorry" Can be taken two different ways


Willing-Sandwich-760

"I apologise."


pie-rate_king

another one bites the dust


Ashred1620

My bad


ps4_username

*plays highway to hell*


Audubonnn

L BOZO BRO GOT THEIR PACK SMOKED 🚬


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Dead body reported”


RoxRazor

Is this actually dead? Okay guys so lets find out


iBenni0

cut him in a half


sigmamale77

Momma why is dad sleeping at thees time


ThatOneClickSound

Bruce it has been 5 years you still owe me 16 dollars


The_Red_Baron__

Just cocomelon quietly playing when everyone is silent.


1rish_Is_Great

blast the PH intro.


Dying-Dynasty

You're next


sigmamale77

Wrong target


Hammershark28

You deserved it anyway >:( (only meant for the worst of ppl imaginable)


Erza_Rhyperior

I will always remember you, just because you owe me 2 bucks, anyways, have fun dying of death If you were to be spawned in a world with currency in your next life, find me in realm #2303, Universe #04, Milky way, Solar system, Earth, America, Seattle and pay up


Tastystab540

Dead body reported


Vendetta_Silverfox

Oops sorry.


theOneOddBlackGuy

cancer sure kicked his butt am i right


caligulaREXXX

Thankyou god for once again putting food on the table.


SeekerOfScience

*looks at the coffin* Alright let's dig in *Laughs cannibalistically*


Human_Sapien

Noob


the_diingus

aren’t you guys gonna throw the hand to see who’s next?


tixolol

"Let's make a sandcastle"


synretro

me personally i wouldn’t be in this position like your friend/family member here


Sigma-u-fug-off

He looks cute might clap with tomorrow.


edje03

You're next. ;)


The69thPerson

they were the best pilot in the middle east


ManufacturerHot8551

I really needed this since I'm going to one tomorrow and already said some "inappropriate" stuff at the wake yesterday so thank you!


goasly

Welll...... who get's the money??


sk7725

Whoops


Sipio420

"SO GUYS TODAY WE'RE GONNA DO ANOTHER BODY REVIEW! Let's get into the first one!"


[deleted]

I'm here only for the food


Sipio420

"Ok guys so for today's video we're gonna do smash or pass"


Jellyfish_209

He had it coming


MarionberryVisual911

Knife was too tight for her


c413bm

Sex was great


dobydeez

So basically, you pick up the Flowers and throw em, whoever catches em, you point at and shout “You’re gonna die next”


sussyboi1357

I only came for the food


crackhead-toaster

My bad


vin-zzz

You stare at somebody, anybody really, give em the eye, raise an eyebrow, wink and say "u wanna go somewhere else" in this very suave voice


Legoshibestboi

hiroshima ll coming on hotter than his corpse


DigitalOligarch

Ngl I'd fuck him/her


knight_light455

I'm sorry, it will happen again


M19Wielder

should've just done /e god me smh


ZxEspro1

I didn't mean to do that..


Massa_Kumar-2004

My bad


error_but_fine

He didn't see that one coming


beatafurry

Oops


AlchemyParrot

"in this behemoth typhoon"


r0ar-InG_

"I feel turned on ngl"


Manofpegni

‘I apologize’


boonanapowah

why arent you clicking on respawn


Dolfy1

“My bad”


TigerrrWasTaken

“My bad”


r0ar-InG_

rip bozo *\*starts laughing uncontrollably\**


KBeNce06-01

You smell nice.


Spllatty

L bozo


OreOscar1232

“She may be in a casket but that doesn’t mean her ass won’t be eaten.”


Mr_IGoThaJuice

Everything happens for a reason


Rafigo007

RIP BOZO 🤣💯 rest in piss


OceanDeep17

Finally!


RobinnSucks

*Hope to see you next time <3* Guy- what the fu-