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Skin pillow


S1LENT_KILLER

Skin ? Hmm which colour you exactly referring to?


UsernameIsTaken_795

Skin colour


Impressive_Amoeba210

Green is good shirt colour


UsernameIsTaken_795

cucumber


No-Peanut-7028

r/skamtebord


xhuo_xx23

Sort by: Controversial


DaPhantomFox

literally same


Sea-Middle-5310

Bruh same


Diary_Free_Diary

White trash


Badtimewithscar

I laughed too hard at this


ArtisticDragonKing

This is to amazing


wrenispie

Pov America


Produde3

The blue doormat some call me the bloormat


ItsssRileyyyyy

hi bloormat


Produde3

hello fellow citizen


StarryNight593

Can you help me buy something


Produde3

yea.... i'm broke


BroMo20061

I shall be your sidekick, I am dlue


Meet-the-Merasmus

Red pillow Bruh


lavender_skypanda200

Omg I'm blue pillow hehe


[deleted]

Bro another panda hell yeah


Coolboy42909

Hey I’m here too! (look at my display name)


AJ_The_Apple

Mine is black pillow lmao


Confection_Active

White pillow, now we can be pillow squad


TheBeetle2

I’m green pillow. We are the pillow rangers


urmomsfuckstain

oh my god twin


oofhead2021

Same


phoenixbandana

Grey pillow


LoyalPeep

I’m purple pillow


TheHolyArcuse

Tis I, your cousin Maroon-Grey Pillow AKA Husband Shot In Bed


MemeriaPizzaria2

White chips but my palls call me whips


TheHolyArcuse

Nae, they call you Chite


MemeriaPizzaria2

My name is Whips Chitertton


Tamokume

It is I, Transparent Woman!


satanrulesearthnow

Wait, transparent?


Khestri

Hold on… go back to transparent


Minimum_Sir_4546

Hmmmm I don't think you can call women objects anymore


BlairTheWitch678

Well depends on the country


Optimus7591

Nah you definitely still can, people will just hate on you if you do


SixpennyPants

You can joke about anything, just not with anyone


sanswithagun

only disabled people can joke about disability, only people of color can joke about racism and only gay people can joke about being gay. ​ so anyway, 2 pedophiles walk into a park.


Mini-Heart-Attack

rofl


ArtisticDragonKing

Wait a minute...


Kride500

Ah yes, the color _transparent_


TheCoolBikeGirl

Black Box? I get to heal myself when I hit people?


Kezboy

You were good son, real good!


TheCoolBikeGirl

Maybe even the best


kurzsadie

r/suddenlytf2


brainless_genius001

Heroes are supposed to protect people not hit them😂


UsernameIsTaken_795

Nah he's chilling on airplanes and records the pilot's conversations


Tacobo0ty

Black Charger


Mighty_Asdo

This sound good, like a electric superhero or a punisher


AshleyShiba

The Tan *Cards Against Humanity* ^A ^party ^game ^for ^horrible ^people. Box!


ShadowedBeing

Black Widow


JoseMike0701

Lmaoo


LuxerIsCool

theres a widow to your right?


Downingst

Shh, don't bring up her dead dad like that.


LuxerIsCool

either thats a joke or Im dumb for thinking it was a typo for window


far-ken

Yoo 💀


Fun_Membership_971

White urinal


Badtimewithscar

You've gotten me thinking, I've never seen a black urinal


Birdman11888

Bro even urinals are racist


Optimus7591

They’re white so you can see them better while pissing in the dark, its harder to see black things in the dark than white, thats just my thinking anyways


SlimePirate999

Grey bus chair


motivation_bender

White power socket


GAMER360DTB

Uh oh


Then_Bumblebee6786

Grey tissues, could be worse


real-life-letsplay

scar tissue


S4njay

Gold Mouse? Really?


NothingExisting7076

Adorable


S4njay

By mouse I mean the computer mouse 💀


NothingExisting7076

Ik but it’s not in that context 😎


eminim_is_king

White wall


Elcorgi8267

Grey women Grey women


JoeBidomeChronic

White Toilet Paper... shit


Typical-Carpet4558

Literally


blazebomb1

Orange among us plushie


Impressive_Amoeba210

Why tf you got that 💀


Mister_E_The_Third

Orange is kinda sus


Sucukk-

White chair Racist


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Yo I got the same thing


[deleted]

SAME LMAO


Cool_Capybara987

All will fear greywall


Badtimewithscar

Hey I'm blackwall


olozo21

yoooo same bro


BlueToadenstein

Brutha, also same


DatGuy1122007

Blue air


rybiannn

Light Brown Lunch Box


ItsssRileyyyyy

grey bo


shababs-botten

wtf is a bo


ItsssRileyyyyy

big stick


offbrandviking

Oh, like a bo-staff


the-horny_weeb

balck closet


MrMinerNiner

Black toilet paper. Sounds more like a villain name


A__shoe

I’m either grey radio or white radio because I’m wearing a button up shirt like a jacket


[deleted]

...white...knight...kill me


FutureGohanfan

Black closet


monkemaster78

Wow green bench


JoseMike0701

White wolf


[deleted]

That actually sounds like a cool superhero name. Can I use it pretty please 🥺


TTiger901

Hello there Bucky Barnes


Weird-Avocado9376

Red carpet Its really flashy ngl


happikidyes

Bow down to black wall Either that it bras count or just wall


Badtimewithscar

I am blackwall how dare you take my name


I_Love_Game_Dev

Black man


Jester_809

Black 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face. Don't ask why I have a 3d printed Among us character with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's face at arms reach. It's for emergencies.


UsernameIsTaken_795

blue chair


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

White chair


_Parabox

Black pillow


No-Project-4205

Red dad


Lee_does_stuff

Dark red porsilin fish statue Aww yeah


KitNotLocated

Grey shield


Binkle_

Binkle


arbelhod

Your red mom


TheSusKingOfAngmar

black wall


TheOneWithManyFace

Black earbud case


cavejhonsonslemons

Cyan chair


You-Shouldnt-Exist

Black kid, or black Father, maybe even Black Poster, I can’t decide


Icantthinkofaname04

All shall fear the wrath of, Black Father


RBkeyZtakenWTH

Yellow cooler


aEAE1223

Grey wall? Grey wallpaper?


Fabulous_Ad_6561

Pink couch 💀💀💀😬


ledjasmth

Yellow fridge


TheRobotHacker

Blue cutter


Ksymenka

White windows


Shadownet_2425

The black table


articfrez

Black Cream


AnonymousHos

blue toiletpaper lol


chrtrk

Yellow meatballs?


reading_maniac

White notebook?!? No thank you.


Cat_x2

Cyan quarter


Arent_we_joking

Blac kids, jk just table since I am not wearing a shirt


BlockNarrow6745

White tennis racket ???


Inteligent_Fox

Skin pillow. Skillow


Doghnuts2

King of the visco girls, black thermos


jamavalous

White window


ThatoneDummy366

Naked couch (Also I have pants on just no shirt smh)


fl00r_gang_yeah

Blue red and gray couch


bleb_tard

Black Woman


Guardian_of_Light77

Black Pillow


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

The White card


[deleted]

White bed


Necessary-Hedgehog33

Black prius


PPPants112

the white shirt


Firedrinker999

Clear Glasses


Firey150107

Hmm... Navy Curtain does have a nice ring to it


Syrup-Silver

brown fire extinguisher


LostMyPanda_SendHelp

Grey table! The most boring super hero


Sirenhead_2

Green iPhone SE box


South-Marionberry

I’m no better… Green Drying Rack


FlakyCan5368

Red white and blue cup?


stephs_LOL

White paper


german_fox

Black cushion


SSB_Kyrill

Black plastic replica of the destroyer F230


aavash099

Black pillow ( is it only me or that sound good) ( like "don't worry BLACK PILLOW is here ") "BLACK PILLOW" you can call me " blow"


Svenneshark

But can you ‘blow’?


aavash099

Ya I blow something......


MEEEEeeee---___

red cactus


Notaza

Green nut? Or green raisin, I have trail mix


WitherBlaze_

White bitch (In school sitting next to someone I hate)


LemonMino

The Black Blanket! I will thrive in the shadows and go in your houses to make sure you have a comfortable blanket on while you sleep!


Spartan_doge_6

Green rifle How dose this work


Original-Ranger-148

orange pussy


24kinggood0

Grey ghost pepper ive come to destroy your ass


[deleted]

white knight


Arkbit_Protogen

blue waffles


HamsterKing_1

Red Rat


Thegoldpoopyscoopy

What's that in the sky? Its a bird, its a plane, ITS PINK DILDO!


AsleepEntertainer232

White perfumw


CrossClairvoyance

PurpleMailbox


[deleted]

Big ni-


fritando

Skin Trashcan fuck...


mcsoccerbiz

Maroon Perplexus???


Help-__-Lol

"Blue cum jar I'm known as the "Blue Cum" Edit: This is a quote


Hershal32

Salmon lamp?


DrDoctor87

Hummus man


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alternative_Item2412

Maroon pillow,puts people to sleep with just a hug(anaesthetics not included)


grilledchickenlol

Green BookShelf Goes crazu


AngelTheeBean

Grey skull


its_smogo

Why do you have a skull near your bed ?


AngelTheeBean

It isn’t a real one but yes, it’s hanging on my wall and it’s name is Gary


its_smogo

Okk


rustrat41

Orange dog 💀


[deleted]

Blue water bottle


Timetobeatthewife

White trash


OrionWingSouth

Black D&D Magic Item Cards


AzPixel

Redwood


Eastern-Actuator-611

Gray Big Tiddy Girlfriend


NoResentment-_-

Black person


[deleted]

Yellow Tierschutzgesetz


FarMoreSuperior

Blue balls...


RyuuOmaro

naked lotion


eating_sandwich

Black window, bruh


TheOnePotato82636399

Green lesbian flag Nah that...that doesn't seem right.


MaterWelon420

Black… child… no


urmomsfuckstain

i am ✨the white pillow✨