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r0xANDt0l

2 options - Don't - Bathroom


HotShrekBoi

He doesn’t want spiders swimming in the toilets to eat his cum


Spycrabpuppet123

I know this comment gave someone out there a boner and I hate that


HotShrekBoi

Somewhere out there, an anime girl started blushing and whimpering.


PicklP

UwU spider mommy gonna getcha


Spycrabpuppet123

# BEGONE, FIEND!


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

Lol


TutiGamer-_-

88W88 spider mommy


30p87

"someone" yeah ofc sussy boy


Britified

r/brandnewsentence and r/whatthefuck


EnderkrakenALT

Option 3: multiplayer


Sara_Is_A_Fag

option 3, gay sex, as long as you say no homo it's good


SotB8

its good either way


smashing-balls

you won't jack off if you don't want to embarrass yourself, simple as that


King-Watler-324

Great profile picture


smashing-balls

tanks


69420_cool_cars

Oh god


United_Teacher_8861

Oh yeeeeaaaa


ThatGecko

VECTOR!


voldi_II

DIRECTIONNN AND MAGNITUDEEE


Thehollowknight_123

SQUID LAUNCHER!!!


sUpReMe_NiNjA_

canons


XSauravX

So they smashing balls?


MountainOne3769

His comment has left OP speechless 😶


King-Watler-324

Not quite.


MountainOne3769

I like your profile picture


King-Watler-324

ok ty yours is pretty neat too


6_Akame_9

I also like ur pfp OP


King-Watler-324

😊


Pheonix8264

Use the toilet hehe


XxDrNoFacexX

Man what did the toilet deserve to be coomed in


PicklP

OH YEAH!


Unable-Lemon-1234

...


Spectrite_

godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Dassapotato

r/ihadastroke


Distinct_Condition69

true as shit. went clean for 2 weeks because of this


Vibin_Outtt

It’s as shrimple as that


singh1975sanjiv

u will not jack off at the camp I'm telling u


CRPanda_

Yeah honestly you just don’t


Whats-Up_Bitches

It just isn't an option


King-Watler-324

Ok


gregthegamer4646

Are you the type that can’t jack off without stimulation? If so then just try to stay away from your phone for a while. If you have transcended humanity and can jack off purely from imagination then well, kudos to you. Either do it in the shower (if you have cover) and make it quick, or I guess you could do it stealthily under the cover of darkness. Stay strong dude


Kisfay

what??? so managing to jack off with only your imagination is that hard? never thought so


Individual_Arm9581

Same, my dreams are all so vivid too… I can do basically anything too, it’s also a blessing and a curse, awake I can also drift of to my happy place, the curse part is that I do it also during convos so it takes a while to get my attention.


Individual_Arm9581

My happy place is an endless ocean where I have a pirate ship. Above is a floating island with a huge circular library with infinite shelves on its perimeter which store my memories and important notes and such, and a majestic merge of a peach and a cherry blossom tree at its dead centre. To top it all of an everlasting sunset(the most beautiful and colourful, basically brings a tear to your eye epic) btw.


CompetitiveJicama620

Damm that sounds pretty cool, I don't even know what my happy place looks like ;c;


gregthegamer4646

Yeah dude. I lost it years ago after I got my phone. Can’t do shit without stimulation


jon-la-blon27

Thats more likely a porn addiction my dude


gregthegamer4646

_Perhaps_


Atlantikjcx

I guarantee you if you stop watching porn for 2 weeks it will come back


King-Watler-324

So ur saying I'm god. Damn.


gregthegamer4646

Goddamn son. You’ve unlocked something not a lot of people I know have. The only reason why my friend can do it is because his parents block NSFW stuff on his phone. That’s very handy (no pun intended) and also a chore because now there’s no off switch for you other than your self control.


King-Watler-324

Yeah that's probably why I have this issue in the 1st place


gregthegamer4646

A blessing and a curse


Exact_Ad_1215

He can just use Reddit. They can’t really stop that. It’s probably not too difficult to bypass


1233username1233

nice so I have transcended humanity and can jack off purely from imagination. My imagination is my stimulation then.


Gaghackz

Trust me 30 dudes in a room will turn u off real hard so even if u wanna do it I don't think ur pp will respond


yarnmazeseeker

Well not if he is into that , then its heaven for him


King-Watler-324

dw I'm super straight (not homophobic tho)


PuRe_xXLethalXx

That's something a gay person would say....... So who are you Really..?


King-Watler-324

I'm straight. If I was gay i wouldn't lie abt it bc theres no point. But I have no opposition towards the LGBTQ etc community.


ManoWasTaken1

after you said you are super straight this is a losing battle for you


PuRe_xXLethalXx

I dunno mannn seems pretty gay to me,


Lexel95

Sussy balls


Disastrous_Attitude3

He’ll come back to this in a couple of years and think ‘wow, it all makes sense now’


meme_master945

r/suddenlygay


Maverick_I_am_

Bro you literally asked for suggestions on how to not be turned on in a room full of guys that explains itall


LivingTheRealWorld

You’ve solved the riddle. RIP OP.


tactaq

like super-straight the transphobic thing or super straight, like to emphasize your not-gayness?


jackalmastol

God it doesn't respond when I am alone to lol 😆😂


King-Watler-324

Probably


Chilljap

I’d get a random boner anywhere I go soooo


x_potato64

that shit turns u off??????


Atlantikjcx

Tbh in that situation if would be hard for me to not get hard


TheBMax_

Don't jack off until the day before you're going to camp, then do it once the night before. That way this week you'll get used to not doing it as much, but you'll release the day before so you con hold on longer


King-Watler-324

good idea


guyonbread

Just don't jack off the entire week and then u wouldnt want to jack off at camp if u keep jacking off u will get wood even when u r nit thinking anything and almost the entire time trust me just dont jack off and y will be good


Aidan43210

Insomnia is better than school wide embarrassment don’t be that guy


King-Watler-324

That's fair my man


PotBlood69

Wait until the other dudes start and then join in. In the dark mass of wet claps nobody will know it's you.


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

Just make sure you’re not the first to do it


Firealarm32

And the last to finish


DenialCrouton

Holy Jesus butt fucked Christ this is a hilarious comment.


Abject-Dot

If your camp is very physically demanding, you'll be fine. If it isn't and you will have access to the internet or at least phones, download something to read to kind of distract yourself. I'm kind of a weeb so I read a lot of manhwas like Viral Hit, Lookism (which are great and you should definitely try those). They're absolute bangers. As other people have said, stop now and it'll be easier once you go to camp.


Killvester

You have legendary taste bro, lookism and viral hit are goated.


King-Watler-324

Okay


Aidan43210

Downloading a couple tv shows and bringing some headphones is recommended black clover got me through a 3 week trip


traffyspride

based


KristerZX

It makes you sleepy asf (based on experience). Find other ways to become asleep faster. You do it cause it helps to fall asleep


CRPanda_

Like cocaine


One_Mountain331

Weed


bloodsquasher

ask the homies for some sweet sweet homie love


imapup

Do it anyways to assert dominance


rudsdar

Do it with your classmates as a group activity.


Whyamifulloftrouble

*"It's not gay if it's with the homies*" - Master Oogway


Matro36

Start off by jacking off loudly as an invitation


rudsdar

You can even do the bread game to raise the stakes.


Dracolich_27

Wtf is the bread game I'm scared


rudsdar

🌚


djyhecat57

I like how your thinking


Succ_Benis

Was gonna say "hey man, your penis isn't a problem. Just remember that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."


King-Watler-324

Nice one hbd


Am-I-Human-no

If u get a boner then just flex as much muscles in ur body as possible so that it goes away. That helps for me at least. OR u could take a cold ass shower so ur horny doesn't take over


King-Watler-324

interesting strategy


Red_Fox03

I guarantee you, at least one person will. Just don't let it be yourself. Your bunkmate WILL know. Perhaps you ask to take the top bunk, then turn your phone off, then leave it out of reach. Other things from experience. It may be embarrassing now, but soon, no (male) person will really care. I will always encourage people to drop their masturbation addiction, as I have (and continue) to waste a lot of my life with it. The brain chemicals feel good though, and hitting that release now and then can actually help prevent prostate cancer. If you can, try to decrease how many times a week you need those chemicals. It'll make the times you do get them that much sweeter.


King-Watler-324

My grandpa actually got prostrate cancer 😂 maybe it's not such a bad idea jk lol I'll do my best not to


thighhighdolfin

Just have sex instead of masturbating. It's not that hard


AlphaNotLeader

30 guys😏 Well... They can help


King-Watler-324

hah


Jasper_ender23509

Either convince yourself its not worth it, or convice others to do it with you


falkonpla

Jerk off even harder to assert dominance jk. You should look up sleeping exercises on YouTube also bodyweight exercises 2 hours before sleeping help alot


ButCanUdoDis_no

There was actually a guy in my school camp that got caught jacking off One time. It's still the only thing he's remembered for. Dont do it. Not worth it.


Frikandelneuker

just yell "y'all mind turning away for a minute? I gotta fap."


King-Watler-324

if only lmao


South-Marionberry

Begging you fam do not wank at the camp. If you want to get to sleep, grab ya headphones, turn out all lights, put your phone on Night Shift*, and listen to [this](https://youtu.be/5mGifCwig8I) set aside your phone, relax, and close your eyes. (Can listen to any other sleep story, this one usually works a charm for me tho) * on iPhone, go to Settings and look up “Night Shift” on the search bar, or go to “Display and Brightness” and go through to “Night Shift”. On Android, look up “Night Light” or go to “Display” and go through to “Night Light” Hope this was of help!


MAWK47

Just go take a nice long "shower"


lollyazzo

Try using music instaed of masturbation


sayan_bhatta

Bro ears and penis are both different


T_The_worsT_BS

Listen to music using your penis


Glammies

He didn’t say anything about ears


Brandon0232

Just fuck somebody instead


KristerZX

It makes you sleepy asf (based on experience). Find other ways to become asleep faster. You do it cause it helps to fall asleep


King-Watler-324

Any examples?


KristerZX

I seriously don't know, if it's a camp, you will fall asleep easier, because of the amount of activities and fresh air


King-Watler-324

ok, that makes sense I guess I'll just hope for the best or maybe just stare at reddit under the sheets (not porn) until I black out


dafabio

Read a book or something else, because things like phones or other things you are addicted to, does not make you asleep faster


trevorium117

Don't, you'll manage fine and at the end of camp you'll be exhausted anyways.


Zorflez

Have a sword fight, and whoever wins gets to jack


R6loverzz

don’t you guys have a bathroom?


Michael-53

Take melatonin


C1nz

Take some pastries or biscuits with you and make it a fun activity with the group.


Skidudle7

go to the bathroom... ?


TheReal2M

you'll be too shy to even to do that so you're gonna be fine


Imjustareddittor

jack off on the toilet


Ok-Reporter-8728

Just be honest and they will probably agree with you :)


umwhynotdo

Toilet or just the woods


King-Watler-324

pun intended? 'wood' rather than forest?


umwhynotdo

Yeah got wood in the woods


Lotus006

If you do manage to hold off from jacking throughout the duration of the camp - then god knows what it's gonna be like when you do get to jack again lol .


chummyfb28

Just go do it in the bathroom 🚽


spider_dark422

Jack off on the toilet


Cracker-smackers

Just take a shit and jack off then since everyone will think you’re shutting on the toilet


JustA_Toaster

On the toilet just don’t breathe too loud


King-Watler-324

I'm actually quite quiet so yeah


Sarcasm999_overload

put your dick between your thighs, do aerial squats while lying down turning to a side


aglow-bolt3

I was on a school trip and a kid did it in the cabin. The whole cabin saw him. He got suspended.


I_Lick_Toasters

Group activity


King-Watler-324

You live up to ur name


GreninjaNoah

Try going to the bathroom and do it or just do it slow if it's dark enough


Tribe_KPtG

Dude trust me. Open a history textbook. You'll fall asleep faster than you can say "It's Morbin' time."


T_The_worsT_BS

He is wrong, I can do it It's morb


Original-Ranger-148

jerk off in nature then if your that despret


ZOFFY90

Don't go to camp?


JuicyGrapeSauce

Do it. Assert dominance.


Vincent_Wu12345

its fine 😊 its not like they havent done it before, u can do it with them


Culture_Soup

✨homiesexual✨


24kinggood0

find the gays


tameablesiva12

Masturbation addiction is real fellas. Stay happy, not horny.


Maaaddox

least horny r/teenagers user


nic_head_on_shoulder

just like me. except i am in the army. and i am around people my age an they are always grumpy and tired. also my hygiene standards have been lowered from my time being a soldier so i manage to wank myself off every day or two


Virtual_Attention_24

Go out into the woods and wack ur willy like a bloody mad man. if a snake bites it lets hope ur flexible enough to suck the venom out.


Noxta_

Sounds like camp bonding to me


DrummerFlaky6222

Do it together with the homies.


BigNutBoiiii

Easy 30 man co-op


idkwhattoputhere79

Do it on the camp counselor to assert dominance


Jumpman78

Real talk don’t jack off. It releases so much dopamine that your brain is always subconsciously thinking of it and wanting to do it. Its an endless trap you need to break through. Without wasting that dopamine on something temporary you will actually have motivation to do “boring” things that could change your life. Work on a business, study, whatever it is at full motivation. Its how our brains work they don’t understand context. Other than that do it in the porta potty’s if its really an issue.


SmellyCornflakes

I had a kinda similar situation about a year ago? I like to listen to music when I sleep but at this camp they took our phones at night so I couldn’t listen to music. What I did to help myself fall asleep was imagine a scenario where I’m doing something that makes me happy or I would make up a story and eventually fall asleep. I’m not sure if this will help but I hope you can find a way to fall asleep while you’re there!


Killvester

Workout during the morning, it helps


Samk9632

Well then don't do it silly See if yer mum has sleeping pills for an emergency and then you'll be fine


Henkdehunter

I have the same problem but I get violent nightmares if I don't


DigitalOligarch

Do it while staring at them, It's a way to let them know ur the dominant one in the pack.


_evenraindrop697

Don't do it whilst your there but if you really need to wait till they are asleep and go too the loo but I wouldn't recommend that


JuktNichtBesonders

1.Don’t jack of. 2. Do it in the toilet


cha_boi_john120

Can't you like use the bathroom???


Eyebrowchild

So it’s not that big a deal unless you go cold turkey for like two weeks straight, and that’s just because of wet dreams


OperationGlobal7829

Is there a bathroom you can use?


great1675

Fuck I miss being 16. The energy alone is wasted on you little fuckers...


Aggressive_Sand1233

Bathrooms maybe? If not do it at the earliest hours before you go to the camping trip that way it’s out of your system And then it will only come back early hours of next week and by then it shouldn’t be a problem Edit: wrong word due to voice to text


That-Ad9599

Op i have a perfect idea: go to the bathroom


jonas_gaming07

It is possible to do so while laying down. Just do it in the dark while in bed. Easy as that


KillAllAtOnce29

Do it under a thick blanket


raade2003

sleep deprivation. don't sleep the night before and sleep only 2-3 hours every night. trust me


color_juice

easy just don't do it due to fear of embarrassment


lonleyguy94

In the bathroom


Firedbolt

I want to write something but I'll wait permission form someone


pmg0302

First 48 hrs are the hardest (no pun intended)


Gay_Wafflez

I suggest you go to the bathroom, do your business in there. If not just tell them that you have to shower every night. Then just jack off in the shower, or pretend to shower and jack off.


Far-Establishment638

The reason you don't really take shits in places outside your home is because taking a shit is leaving you vulnerable, so you mind is hardwired into only shitting in places you feel comfortable about 80% of the time (Your home) Jerking off works this way too. So likely, you won't even feel the need to wax your carrot at camp.


Excellent_Parsnip_16

Drain your balls now so later you don’t need to jack off


Thatonedudecaleb

Don’t but if you must lock yourself in a bathroom stall and take care of it but again I would recommend just not doing it


wetsock10

Meditate on why you jerk off so much, and journal it too.


LisztR

How long is ur camp?


King-Watler-324

5 days


LisztR

Oh fuck I though maybe you can just pull an Al night er but 5 days in a row is gonna be tough. Maybe do it in the bathroom if you REALLY need to


chrisXlr8r

30 guys but it only takes 1 girl to jerk you off. Find the one girl


razorsharp494

Bathroom jackoff it's way easier to clean up after to


Nabranes

Use the toilet


SplendiferousPsyco

Just ask the dudes to do it for you.


Shivesh002902

if you can't stop yourself from jacking off for 1 day you got a problem