By - Ka_squit_
Black man... my shirt is black and my dad is standing infront of me...
Edit: everyone who got black man, woman, kid or any other pronoun.
We will have our endgame battle sence in r/teenagers tmrw at noon I will make a post saying "black people... assemble" and then we shall take down what ever foe may face us
Your arch nemesis is the KKK.
Your my best friend now
More like sidekick
He’s your friend now and alerted you of a threat he’s your sickick
The kkk? You do know what it is right?
OH No no no sorry that’s not what I mean, I mean the guy that said you enemy was the kkk
Oh thank god
My superhero name is skin chair
[insert Spies in Disguise gif here]
👮♂️ sir ...
IM UNARMED AND MY HANDS ARE IN THE AIR ***gun shot noises***
N- No one.. told me... we were in America... *DEAD*
👮♂️: he was resisting
👨⚖️: Holy shit...you're right
*looking down from heaven*: MOTHER FUCK
Same but instead of my dad, it's another guy in my class.
Mantis??? What are you doing with that
its a pet :3
What’s its name
not op but its name is steve jobs the four trillion, eight hundred and twenty two billion, four hundred and eighty one million, three hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty third.
This is the only good one
*thats kinda metal tho*
Skin sock... Ewww!
I just came out of the shower when writing that. So yeah no clothes!
U came outta the shower... with ur phone..? Interesting 🤨
I came out of the shower went to my room and grabbed my phone! No one brings their phone into the shower right? RIGHT?!
But yeah I might have phrased that comment badly!
i do 😭 i listen to music in the shower
That’s called foreskin
That's a led zeppelin song might get a copyright claim for that one
Ah yes, because Zeppelin has ALWAYS respected copyright law.
(Yes, I am a Zeppelin fan. No, I don't think that they should never be criticized)
that's some funny shit
I love Ned zeppelin
HEHEY MOM SAID THE WAY YOU MOOOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE GROOOOVE
*greatest guitar riff ever written*
fo you know i can play this riff on my guitar?
I can play it too
Same. Super fun riff
Tie Your Mother Down
Those were lyrics, a guitar riff is made out of chords or individual notes.
Ah I am black cat
hey hey mama
Sonic 3 special stage moment
This guy gets it
I got a perfect bonus in every Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles special stage
I can say I tried
Waiting for the climax here
Steel ball run
Dafuq is blue ball?
This is really sweet.
For you own sanity, you should stop using the internet right now. In fact, you should probably swear off much of technology lest it corrupt you.
mine is blue blue balls
Friday night funkin? Sorry that was cringe as fuck. 🙃🙃
Black kidnapped 7-year old in my basement
I mean, aren't u guys cold being naked?
Isn’t that what the blanket’s for?
I mean I’m taking a shit so no
nah not really
That would also be me, lets form a legion like green lantern
Pink bean bag…..uh sure
LOOKOUT HERE COMES...
Bruh, give it an inhaler or something.
im dying daba dee dabee da
daba dee daba da
A fucking "Red Bed"
Red Bed Redemption
Hey im a blue bed, we are family lol
"Son, when a red bed and a blue bed love each other very much, they make a Purple bed"
minecraft sheep be like:
Hey thats me
the bed family
IM GRAY BED
something about how "red bed" and "blue bed" sound make them so dumb
It's Red Bed, with their sidekick, White Light!
Wait a damn minute....
didnt knew you raised chicken
Yeah… that’s what they mean…
Black red homework
Blue wolf. Hm.
Dude u good?
No, it’s a plushy. I use him as a pillow
Oh, how cute
Plot twist, she’s in toy story
I have a stuffed wolf too!! :D
F U R R Y
White Dr Pepper Cream Soda
That’s pretty long bro
Mine is blue pillow
I'm white pillow :D
I'm gray pillow :)
I’m purple pillow :>
i'm waiting for the other pillow rangers
White African American
blue waffle… why did i choose to scroll through reddit while eating a frozen waffle?
My dude is reviving the Petrograd Soviet
✨what does it mean✨
Like the movie green book
i don't know what that is 😭
It is a good movie and it got a couple awards too
Oh I watched that one!
The numbers Mason what do they mean.
It’s like death note but middle school version.
Rip off green lantern
Be happy its not a black bible
It means you need to become sidekick to my hero
And undergo a training montague
Lmao I didn’t expect someone to have the same superhero name as me
As it happens I am also called grey door.
Can we get a holup here pls
Bruh and I thought me being a naked toilet was bad
BLUE LIGHT LMAO
JUST TAKE A BREAK FROM COMMENTING
IM WORRIED ABT U
DO U EVEN SLEEP?
I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY
AND I HAVEN'T COMMENTED TODAY LIKE AT ALL
ITS NOT ENOUGH
U NEED AT LEAST 7 HOURS
NO, NO I DON'T
#Is that like Green Lantern?
"Don't worry, I keep him as a pet."
Gray Pass School and get into College
You said objective, right?
Transparent collect the food from the kitchen while naked task
Here come the greatest super hero, *Grey Chair*!
Black Hanging Rope
Black bedside table
Black man, oh no I just got canceled
B l a c k P h o n e
B l a c k P h o n e, my eldritch twin, it is I, BLACK PHONE!
Black... Controller 😬😬😬
i break my body into pieces and when you step on me,i yell "YASSSS DADDYYYYY" while i cut your feet
Red and grey bowl
Black bathroom stall
Black screen 😭
The Dark Cloth
White sheild. Da hell I'm black
Green Locate Shepherd; Follow Captain Price
Black Lenovo 3RA laptop
Black heater 💀
Blue refrigerator wtf
Well im rather a super villian haha
Purple body pillow
Blue 190mg Of Promethazine I Really Want To Take In One Go
Dude, you good?