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JamesAibr

Black man... my shirt is black and my dad is standing infront of me... Edit: everyone who got black man, woman, kid or any other pronoun. We will have our endgame battle sence in r/teenagers tmrw at noon I will make a post saying "black people... assemble" and then we shall take down what ever foe may face us


Ultramega39

Your arch nemesis is the KKK.


JamesAibr

Your my best friend now


your-a-cooldude

More like sidekick


JamesAibr

What?


your-a-cooldude

He’s your friend now and alerted you of a threat he’s your sickick


JamesAibr

The kkk? You do know what it is right?


your-a-cooldude

OH No no no sorry that’s not what I mean, I mean the guy that said you enemy was the kkk


JamesAibr

Oh thank god


your-a-cooldude

My superhero name is skin chair


EastKoreaOfficial

You’re* [insert Spies in Disguise gif here]


Mr_Snifles

Black dad


Sourpatchqueers8

👮‍♂️ sir ...


JamesAibr

IM UNARMED AND MY HANDS ARE IN THE AIR ***gun shot noises*** N- No one.. told me... we were in America... *DEAD*


Sourpatchqueers8

👮‍♂️: he was resisting 👨‍⚖️: Holy shit...you're right 🤝


JamesAibr

*looking down from heaven*: MOTHER FUCK


Donutpanda23

Same but instead of my dad, it's another guy in my class.


Axolotlzzzzzz

red mantis


Akiva823

Mantis??? What are you doing with that


Axolotlzzzzzz

its a pet :3


SnakeManEwan

What’s its name


Pataeto

not op but its name is steve jobs the four trillion, eight hundred and twenty two billion, four hundred and eighty one million, three hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty third.


SHADOWSUNSPRTNSDMR

Your mom


Ad_Astra90

This is the only good one


[deleted]

*thats kinda metal tho*


dickdong04

Skin sock... Ewww!


WolfWithAKnife

No clothe?


dickdong04

I just came out of the shower when writing that. So yeah no clothes!


Aggressive_Toe_8837

U came outta the shower... with ur phone..? Interesting 🤨


dickdong04

No! XD I came out of the shower went to my room and grabbed my phone! No one brings their phone into the shower right? RIGHT?! But yeah I might have phrased that comment badly!


Hyxdez

i do 😭 i listen to music in the shower


Skylocks20

That’s called foreskin


AntacidChain

Black Dog


zachischill

That's a led zeppelin song might get a copyright claim for that one


Gaberrade3840

Ah yes, because Zeppelin has ALWAYS respected copyright law. (Yes, I am a Zeppelin fan. No, I don't think that they should never be criticized)


zachischill

that's some funny shit


Art_life2022

I love Ned zeppelin


Odinovic

Black Dawg


Rabit_x

HEHEY MOM SAID THE WAY YOU MOOOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE GROOOOVE


CPlushProductions

*greatest guitar riff ever written*


Rabit_x

fo you know i can play this riff on my guitar?


CPlushProductions

I can play it too


retromagician

Same. Super fun riff


bullet_bill_69

Tie Your Mother Down


Falkor_13

Those were lyrics, a guitar riff is made out of chords or individual notes.


CaillouGodOfCancer

Ah I am black cat


Carguysnotfound

hey hey mama


Comfortable-Draft835

Blue ball😭😭


Gaberrade3840

Rip.


Comfortable-Draft835

💀💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


horny_16

Lmaoooooo


penissucker48

Sonic 3 special stage moment


Ironwolf3651

This guy gets it


penissucker48

I got a perfect bonus in every Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles special stage


Ironwolf3651

I can say I tried


penissucker48

Hm


KoopaTrooper5011

Waiting for the climax here


GibusGod420

Steel ball run


Your_everyday_madlad

Same..


Epicskeleton53

Dafuq is blue ball?


[deleted]

This is really sweet. For you own sanity, you should stop using the internet right now. In fact, you should probably swear off much of technology lest it corrupt you.


Apprehensive_Swing78

💀


GlorifiedToaster1944

Yo same


MomICantPauseReddit

mine is blue blue balls


KidGamerKJG

Friday night funkin? Sorry that was cringe as fuck. 🙃🙃


[deleted]

skin blanket that's cursed


maartencat

Black kidnapped 7-year old in my basement


Ka_squit_

Ur naked?


[deleted]

maybe


Ka_squit_

I mean, aren't u guys cold being naked?


Akiva823

Isn’t that what the blanket’s for?


BaconMan420365

I mean I’m taking a shit so no


[deleted]

nah not really


The_Butthole_Burglar

That would also be me, lets form a legion like green lantern


[deleted]

Same lol


dark_theme_

Pink bean bag…..uh sure


Rabit_x

LOOKOUT HERE COMES...


Commercial-Bee9718

:o same


Skelibutt

Blue Infant


PrivatePickle109

Bruh, give it an inhaler or something.


Rabit_x

im dying daba dee dabee da


SA2009_UwU

daba dee daba da


Holy_Engi_Main

A fucking "Red Bed"


SnekySalad

Red Bed Redemption


ME-myself-I-not-you

Hey im a blue bed, we are family lol


SpellOpening7852

"Son, when a red bed and a blue bed love each other very much, they make a Purple bed"


Herobrine702

minecraft sheep be like:


Rplosive

Hey thats me


Vicsosa456

the bed family


Harry_Cat-

IM GRAY BED


Eveydude

something about how "red bed" and "blue bed" sound make them so dumb


ObligatoryMemeName

It's Red Bed, with their sidekick, White Light!


desi_miata

Purple cock


chaoticxperson

Wait a damn minute....


Rabit_x

didnt knew you raised chicken


Nom_dot_Com

Yeah… that’s what they mean…


I_Might_Exist1

same


KingKayro

t hanos


Fluffy_Technology27

Black red homework


Mxxgot

Blue wolf. Hm.


Ka_squit_

Dude u good?


Mxxgot

No, it’s a plushy. I use him as a pillow


Ka_squit_

Oh, how cute


OObDaN00b

Plot twist, she’s in toy story


IConsumeMinors

I have a stuffed wolf too!! :D


Haunting-Ganache-281

F U R R Y


EchoWolf2020

Yes?


tyja420

White Dr Pepper Cream Soda


alva_is_cool

That’s pretty long bro


SomethingLikeCoxinha

Black pillow


LegendaryDude95

Mine is blue pillow


RAgrumpyhi8

I'm white pillow :D


Gab_Soloyt

I'm gray pillow :)


Turbulent-Range-1628

I’m purple pillow :>


No-Confection-1546

i'm waiting for the other pillow rangers


SnooDoggos4029

Red pillow!


Accomplished_Ad8230

White African American


Princeofhorror

Elon musk?


DodrioFan480

blue waffle… why did i choose to scroll through reddit while eating a frozen waffle?


ChlorineBoi

Grey Soviet


Ka_squit_

Comrade


CC_2387

My dude is reviving the Petrograd Soviet


alva_is_cool

Grey bench🤷🏼‍♀️🥲


thatonegayavenger

green notebook 🤌🏼why🤌🏼 ✨what does it mean✨


Akiva823

Like the movie green book


thatonegayavenger

i don't know what that is 😭


Akiva823

It is a good movie and it got a couple awards too


69420_cool_cars

Oh I watched that one!


lucaspinder

The numbers Mason what do they mean.


derick_galhardo

It’s like death note but middle school version.


Xenokic

Rip off green lantern


FRTassassin

Be happy its not a black bible


divyam_khatri

It means you need to become sidekick to my hero Cyan Book And undergo a training montague


Capital_Ad9153

Grey door


PulseB0T

Lmao I didn’t expect someone to have the same superhero name as me


gjphead

As it happens I am also called grey door.


cHaRlieLuv9438

shirtless sis.... Oh god. (✖╭╮✖)


its-fax123

Can we get a holup here pls


Tyrone3105

Bruh and I thought me being a naked toilet was bad


burpingpigeon

BLUE LIGHT LMAO


Ka_squit_

JUST TAKE A BREAK FROM COMMENTING IM WORRIED ABT U DO U EVEN SLEEP?


burpingpigeon

I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY AND I HAVEN'T COMMENTED TODAY LIKE AT ALL


Ka_squit_

ITS NOT ENOUGH U NEED AT LEAST 7 HOURS


burpingpigeon

NO, NO I DON'T


pufferfishofgluttony

#Is that like Green Lantern?


wannabe_meme

Black corpse


two-memes-a-day

You ok?


polar_frog

"Don't worry, I keep him as a pet."


KoopaTrooper5011

Gray Pass School and get into College You said objective, right?


PerkAPuncher

Skin mirror


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Green computer


KitNotLocated

Transparent collect the food from the kitchen while naked task


Kingersly

Here come the greatest super hero, *Grey Chair*!


Destroyer64xD

Black Hanging Rope


StefanStoyanov123

White dor.


i-am-sandvich

Black bedside table


YT_SeiyaGoFire

black chair


SkyFallllllllll

Red Bolsters


Egg-Head3557

Black man, oh no I just got canceled


_ARTEMOS_

B l a c k P h o n e


Ghost_Essence901

B l a c k P h o n e, my eldritch twin, it is I, BLACK PHONE!


No-Neighborhood-1224

Black Dinosaur


christinelydia900

Blue ottoman


KingSadra

Yellow Tulip


Gaberrade3840

Orange hat. 😕


TheEighthFalseKing

Black... Controller 😬😬😬


Samuelsonsrc

gray glass-man i break my body into pieces and when you step on me,i yell "YASSSS DADDYYYYY" while i cut your feet


I_Might_Exist1

uhh


faulty19

maroon matress


The_man_mager

Red and grey bowl


The_Fighting_Wildcat

Black bathroom stall


Lewi_King_23

Black screen 😭


RedWolf694

Blue light


Magical-Mage

Black shirts. The Dark Cloth


Infinite_Nonsense

White sheild. Da hell I'm black


Thegoldpoopyscoopy

Pink Dildo


GodOfLawlessness

White Unicorn


[deleted]

Green Locate Shepherd; Follow Captain Price


blackpopburps

Black computer


Skull-the-Kaiser

Black Lenovo 3RA laptop


UnmotivatedGoober

Black heater 💀


G10VE

Black twinkies


xVaporeron

Blue refrigerator wtf


catsnotmichael

Blue test


Ka_squit_

Lol


Chickenboy489

Green plushie


Natural-Ad6637

green cum


Red-Spider2201

Grey homework


VarietyGamer86

Blue Paper


MolWasTaken

Green printer


Firrrlefanz

Black screen. Well im rather a super villian haha


Broly_LSSJ_DBS

Purple body pillow


tweklop

Redbed


incrediblenyancat

Blue railing


Throwaway47918

Blue 190mg Of Promethazine I Really Want To Take In One Go


RavenWingTheCat

Dude, you good?


penguin14425

red flannel


sketchymoof

Black Mirror ooooh