Black man... my shirt is black and my dad is standing infront of me... Edit: everyone who got black man, woman, kid or any other pronoun. We will have our endgame battle sence in r/teenagers tmrw at noon I will make a post saying "black people... assemble" and then we shall take down what ever foe may face us

Your arch nemesis is the KKK.

Your my best friend now

More like sidekick

What?

He’s your friend now and alerted you of a threat he’s your sickick

The kkk? You do know what it is right?

OH No no no sorry that’s not what I mean, I mean the guy that said you enemy was the kkk

Oh thank god

My superhero name is skin chair

You’re* [insert Spies in Disguise gif here]

Black dad

👮‍♂️ sir ...

IM UNARMED AND MY HANDS ARE IN THE AIR ***gun shot noises*** N- No one.. told me... we were in America... *DEAD*

👮‍♂️: he was resisting 👨‍⚖️: Holy shit...you're right 🤝

*looking down from heaven*: MOTHER FUCK

Same but instead of my dad, it's another guy in my class.

red mantis

Mantis??? What are you doing with that

its a pet :3

What’s its name

not op but its name is steve jobs the four trillion, eight hundred and twenty two billion, four hundred and eighty one million, three hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty third.

Your mom

This is the only good one

*thats kinda metal tho*

Skin sock... Ewww!

No clothe?

I just came out of the shower when writing that. So yeah no clothes!

U came outta the shower... with ur phone..? Interesting 🤨

No! XD I came out of the shower went to my room and grabbed my phone! No one brings their phone into the shower right? RIGHT?! But yeah I might have phrased that comment badly!

i do 😭 i listen to music in the shower

That’s called foreskin

Black Dog

That's a led zeppelin song might get a copyright claim for that one

Ah yes, because Zeppelin has ALWAYS respected copyright law. (Yes, I am a Zeppelin fan. No, I don't think that they should never be criticized)

that's some funny shit

I love Ned zeppelin

Black Dawg

HEHEY MOM SAID THE WAY YOU MOOOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE GROOOOVE

*greatest guitar riff ever written*

fo you know i can play this riff on my guitar?

I can play it too

Same. Super fun riff

Tie Your Mother Down

Those were lyrics, a guitar riff is made out of chords or individual notes.

Ah I am black cat

hey hey mama

Blue ball😭😭

Rip.

💀💀

[удалено]

Lmaoooooo

Sonic 3 special stage moment

This guy gets it

I got a perfect bonus in every Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles special stage

I can say I tried

Hm

Waiting for the climax here

Steel ball run

Same..

Dafuq is blue ball?

This is really sweet. For you own sanity, you should stop using the internet right now. In fact, you should probably swear off much of technology lest it corrupt you.

💀

Yo same

mine is blue blue balls

Friday night funkin? Sorry that was cringe as fuck. 🙃🙃

skin blanket that's cursed

Black kidnapped 7-year old in my basement

Ur naked?

maybe

I mean, aren't u guys cold being naked?

Isn’t that what the blanket’s for?

I mean I’m taking a shit so no

nah not really

That would also be me, lets form a legion like green lantern

Same lol

Pink bean bag…..uh sure

LOOKOUT HERE COMES...

:o same

Blue Infant

Bruh, give it an inhaler or something.

im dying daba dee dabee da

daba dee daba da

A fucking "Red Bed"

Red Bed Redemption

Hey im a blue bed, we are family lol

"Son, when a red bed and a blue bed love each other very much, they make a Purple bed"

minecraft sheep be like:

Hey thats me

the bed family

IM GRAY BED

something about how "red bed" and "blue bed" sound make them so dumb

It's Red Bed, with their sidekick, White Light!

Purple cock

Wait a damn minute....

didnt knew you raised chicken

Yeah… that’s what they mean…

same

t hanos

Black red homework

Blue wolf. Hm.

Dude u good?

No, it’s a plushy. I use him as a pillow

Oh, how cute

Plot twist, she’s in toy story

I have a stuffed wolf too!! :D

F U R R Y

Yes?

White Dr Pepper Cream Soda

That’s pretty long bro

Black pillow

Mine is blue pillow

I'm white pillow :D

I'm gray pillow :)

I’m purple pillow :>

i'm waiting for the other pillow rangers

Red pillow!

White African American

Elon musk?

blue waffle… why did i choose to scroll through reddit while eating a frozen waffle?

Grey Soviet

Comrade

My dude is reviving the Petrograd Soviet

Grey bench🤷🏼‍♀️🥲

green notebook 🤌🏼why🤌🏼 ✨what does it mean✨

Like the movie green book

i don't know what that is 😭

It is a good movie and it got a couple awards too

Oh I watched that one!

The numbers Mason what do they mean.

It’s like death note but middle school version.

Rip off green lantern

Be happy its not a black bible

It means you need to become sidekick to my hero Cyan Book And undergo a training montague

Grey door

Lmao I didn’t expect someone to have the same superhero name as me

As it happens I am also called grey door.

shirtless sis.... Oh god. (✖╭╮✖)

Can we get a holup here pls

Bruh and I thought me being a naked toilet was bad

BLUE LIGHT LMAO

JUST TAKE A BREAK FROM COMMENTING IM WORRIED ABT U DO U EVEN SLEEP?

I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY AND I HAVEN'T COMMENTED TODAY LIKE AT ALL

ITS NOT ENOUGH U NEED AT LEAST 7 HOURS

NO, NO I DON'T

#Is that like Green Lantern?

Black corpse

You ok?

"Don't worry, I keep him as a pet."

Gray Pass School and get into College You said objective, right?

Skin mirror

Green computer

Transparent collect the food from the kitchen while naked task

Here come the greatest super hero, *Grey Chair*!

Black Hanging Rope

White dor.

Black bedside table

black chair

Red Bolsters

Black man, oh no I just got canceled

B l a c k P h o n e

B l a c k P h o n e, my eldritch twin, it is I, BLACK PHONE!

Black Dinosaur

Blue ottoman

Yellow Tulip

Orange hat. 😕

Black... Controller 😬😬😬

gray glass-man i break my body into pieces and when you step on me,i yell "YASSSS DADDYYYYY" while i cut your feet

uhh

maroon matress

Red and grey bowl

Black bathroom stall

Black screen 😭

Blue light

Black shirts. The Dark Cloth

White sheild. Da hell I'm black

Pink Dildo

White Unicorn

Green Locate Shepherd; Follow Captain Price

Black computer

Black Lenovo 3RA laptop

Black heater 💀

Black twinkies

Blue refrigerator wtf

Blue test

Lol

Green plushie

green cum

Grey homework

Blue Paper

Green printer

Black screen. Well im rather a super villian haha

Purple body pillow

Redbed

Blue railing

Blue 190mg Of Promethazine I Really Want To Take In One Go

Dude, you good?

red flannel

Black Mirror ooooh