By - Hoaxe72
If they’re edible then they’ll still be good cookies
All that’s important is they taste good
A TURD hahahahahahahaha
plus, you'll just keep getting better at it probably.
And lets hope their edibles too (just a joke, dont do drugs)
eat your school
I'm hungry and them mfs look like the best thing in the world rn
i mean as long as they taste good...
Yep, super gooey and super tasty
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THEM BEFORE COOKING
im so sorry...
… rip. Ah well I can dm you what they looked like pre cool if you want
please do, i need answers
Looks like you took a fat dump on the baking tray
Several fat dumps
If its chocolate I eat
looks like your dog took a dump on the oven
Me with no dog: …
Has someone seen my dog?
...you want to bake them again? 10 more minutes?
Nah I did it for 13 minutes
Go for 15 or so. That is way too undercooked
At least you tried!
Yeah, they are really gooey and tasty
the cookies look bad but from experience, malformed cookies are always the best
They look like literal balls of shit
Don’t have to look good to be tasty
looks like shit, literally.
those look horrible😭
You’ve cut them too thick mate, roll them thinner so they cook better, they might be a bit raw inside
To late, I’ve had one already
Was it a bit raw?
Don’t think so. I don’t know what raw tastes or looks like
A bit doughy and gooey
They tasted really gooey but like I’m sure it’s fiiine. It won’t kill me
No worst is that you have a bad stomach for a bit
I’m sure my stomach won’t feel it
well thank you for the confidence boost human
Mmmmm tasty shit
I thought those were dog shit
Looks like really bad diarrhea damn what u eat
1st and 2nd looks like cow dung...... 3rd one's good
..... 4th one looks like human shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Did you shit on the pan?
Someone shidded on the plate
it probably tastes great but we can't smell or taste or the looks is the best option and it literally looks like shit
next time i would bake it in a silicon shape
I'm sorry, it just looks like poop.
Would still love to eat it though.
Honestly it looks like my dogs poo very epic
looks like you put dog shit in the oven
My dog cook those on my carpet all the time
I don't know if are cookies or just a lot of chocolate....
I think they look good.
Well your cookies are not in the perfect shape but I'm sure they taste really good
Oh yeah. Super gooey and chocolaty
They dont Look good but i guess They Taste amazing
Not the best but you’ll get better over time! Just gotta practice
ahhh I see the problem you cooked them, you were supposed to bake them. but importantly if u cooked them how tf did you do it?!
Sum yummy looking mud pies. 😋
You know what they say: “if you know what’s going in, you know what’s coming out.”
The only problem is that theyre messy and uneven lol. Other than that they are fine, cookies are hard to shape smh
They aint looking as bad as this one time my sister made cookies.
Cause she burned them. Almost set the apartment on fire. 10/10 cooking
Assuming its supposed to make 24
Tip: split mass into 2 smaller masses. Then split those 2 smaller masses into 4 even smaller masses. Then divide each one into 3 cookies, totaling 24 cookies. Roll each one into a ball and drop it on the tray so it isn't a ball in the oven. Cookie sheets are a lie, dont bother using one.
come on man those dont even look like cookies
You need more fiber
That's a lot of parchment paper
What recipes do you uses. Depending on the type of cookies I can give you some tips.
I have a hard time not believing you are a housefly
Looks verryyy good ngl
now im even more hungry :(
I would eat it
next you'll start baking bacon
Are them made from brownie batter?
they look so good..
I’m taking a shit right now and I go to Reddit and see cookie that look just like what I shit out
They look so fkin good
Looks delicious! Especially since I haven't eaten all day..
Piles of just chocolate
okay but they actually look like they taste soo good
10/10 Would eat
looks like the dog made those (you sure you baked cookies?) either way i’d eat it
Your cookies are looking scatty, ngl.
Do they taste good?
I would eat them even if they were burnt :D
Still look tasty to me
Are there atleast edibles in them
Cookies are cookies, all that matters is if they taste good
I will never get this image out of my head
why the fuck did you lie to us when you said you made cookies. Everybody knows you shit on the sheet, you sheet shitter.
At least I’m not a sheep shagger
don't be rude...i mean calling your mom a sheep? Cmon she deserve more respect.
I was talking about the Welsh.
and im not welsh
ok that was kinda funny
Hog RIDDDAAAAAAA! -Some guy from Clash of Clans
Bro why are their only 4
They look like puddles... im sorry that was mean
Nah bruv it’s fine
Hershey squirt cookies
Cookie shaping is overrated tbh I just scoop and go. Also it looks amazing that shiny and crackled top is so hard to do idk how you did itttt.
You want me to bring lasagna?
Nah fam best slide em 🗿
Forget looks, those acc look nice
Silly American. Here in tealand we use normal measuring units.
They look like cow poop,this is not an insult btw
How they taste tho.
Gooey and chocolaty
They look yum though
Food is like games: the design doesnt matter as long as everything else is great.
By that i mean i hope they at least taste good :)
They where nice
i thought those were brownies!
Hmm hmm yes quite a delectable delicacy
They look nice! ^^
those look awesome as shit, tf are you talkin about "They look bad"? Those look like they pack CHOCOLATE
They do. They are gooey as hell and I love it
GOOEY!?!? NOW YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE!!!
Pov: you are home alone and hella hungry
COOKIES ARE COOKIES DUDE ILL EAT EM ANY DAY
those look good fym
Get high and they’ll be great
yup they're bad
do they taste?
Mate no offense right but they look like fucking cow shit
Can I have one?
I would try them tbh, I love chocolate
can you share the recipe ? :o
*There's always room for improvement!* I'm sure they tasted good regardless of how they looked. Just because some foods appear different from other versions of the same thing doesn't mean it tastes bad. ***Looks are deceiving.***
I don't have too much experience, but I think you should take extra care in mixing the cookie dough, and definitely make sure you space the dough out A LOT when you put it in the pan and on the cookie sheet. ***They expand REALLY far sometimes, so make sure to give them plenty of space!*** If your oven has multiple racks in it, using a second pan and sheet is a good idea if you don't want to risk putting too many on one pan/sheet. If you don't have multiple racks, you can put each pan in by itself.
My grandmother *(She is no longer with us. She passed from Lowie-body Dementia. The last time I saw her I was too young to remember her. My mother made a good call keeping her away from my brother and I. Seeing anyone like that would've rended my heart into a million pieces, even with who I am now.)* when she was younger mailed cookies to the drafted GIs in Vietnam. By the time they got through the mail, they were in crumbles and tiny pieces. She got a letter back from them saying that the cookies were amazing, even though they were mostly just crumbs, and they wanted more. *My grandmother made sure to pay for Fragile item shipping after that.*
I don't think it made being stuck in that leafy-green hell worth it, but I'm certain it made it at least a tiny bit more bearable.
FOOD IS FOOD
Shities or shooties?
BALLS BALLS BALLS
I would say these look bad but my first batch of cookies looked more like mini pancakes, and they didn’t taste like anything. So nice job! Keep baking!
What the fuck
I like the small one
That's what happens when you cook them instead of bake them.
Mmmm those look yummy. The sugar demon is pleased.
mfs look crispy
How many eggs did you use?
Idc what they look like they look good as HELL and we got no food in the house
I ain’t had a cookie in a week but saw something similar in the dog park yesterday. Looks tasty tho
is this before or after they are eaten ?
To be honest, it's just the shape, but they look freaking delicious
idc, looks appetizing, lemme have some
Baked***???? "Yeah yk, yesterday I cooked a cake"
looks amazing but i cant eat bc i have bloodwork in the morning 😫😫
Don't worry, my friend, as someone that likes cooking i know that it can mess up sometimes, but the thing is that you don't have to ever give up, just like that you will improve your skills and make some cookies that make you and everyone on this sub feel proud
They lookin’ bussin. I mean I won’t lie they look like caca but I can’t help drool when I see anything chocolate
I think you *cooked* them, you're supposed to *bake them. That's why it looks like shit!*
Quite shitty... sorry i'll leave now
I’m not trying to be mean but if someone told me they weren’t cookies and something else I’d believe them.
Did your stomach get upset before you baked them?
nah though as long as they taste good, then they are good.
Let’s hope they at least taste good
4 piles of dog shit on a cooking tray:
Its look like dog shit you donkey
can you send me one in the mail?
I've got some advice, chief. After mixing them, put pour them on a plastic thingy then wrap em up and put in the fridge for 24 hours. When they come out, they'll be easier to mold into proper sizes and you can roll it into a cylinder and cut it evenly to make same size cookies. Works great!
To specify, its like foil, but plastic and it sticks to itself. I can't remember what its called but it's for cooking.
I think maybe you added to much flour, or not enough oil/butter
Jokes on you, Cow Shit is actually tasty.
Holy shit how did you even do that? I know I'm a terrible cook but at least I can make cookies. They probably taste good tho
I'll still eat them cause I'm a chocolate addict
wait ur not supposed to cook them
I would eat them
Looks like poop lmao, I still reckon the cookies would taste good tho
Cookies are cookies bro, they taste good I'll eat 'em, baking cookies is fun tho, absolutely amazing, just like you
Mate those literally look like lumps of shit
Idk about the taste (might be good) but they literally look like shit.