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If they’re edible then they’ll still be good cookies


Hoaxe72

Oh yeah


Thenumbers1234

All that’s important is they taste good


yassershahid22

A TURD hahahahahahahaha


Impressive_Remove510

gottem


superhamsniper

plus, you'll just keep getting better at it probably.


Wolfintank

And lets hope their edibles too (just a joke, dont do drugs)


internetjew

Do drugs


sub-to-pewds132

eat your school


AboveNothing

I'm hungry and them mfs look like the best thing in the world rn


Hoaxe72

Thank you


acaiebole

i mean as long as they taste good...


Hoaxe72

Yep, super gooey and super tasty


acaiebole

WAIT- I THOUGHT THAT WAS THEM BEFORE COOKING im so sorry...


Hoaxe72

… rip. Ah well I can dm you what they looked like pre cool if you want


acaiebole

please do, i need answers


Hoaxe72

Sent it


COC_Matters

Me too


Rojester2

Me 3!


PearSB

Me 4!


BoopOrange

Me 5!


Me-Slash

Looks like you took a fat dump on the baking tray


Hoaxe72

rip


MycologistWeird6993

F


MaximaPainu

Several fat dumps


Boner__kun

If its chocolate I eat


Hoaxe72

Oh yeah


manutetheman

looks like your dog took a dump on the oven


Hoaxe72

Me with no dog: …


MycologistWeird6993

Has someone seen my dog?


ApolloisBetter

...you want to bake them again? 10 more minutes?


Hoaxe72

Nah I did it for 13 minutes


felswinter

Go for 15 or so. That is way too undercooked


-PatkaLopikju-

At least you tried!


Hoaxe72

Yeah, they are really gooey and tasty


-PatkaLopikju-

Happens lol


AlchemyParrot

the cookies look bad but from experience, malformed cookies are always the best


Hoaxe72

100%


FaZePabloEscobar69

They look like literal balls of shit


IceKEcool2005

Lol


Mental_Research5863

Don’t have to look good to be tasty


lemonslikeslemonade

looks like shit, literally.


imgonnakillmypussy

those look horrible😭


Hoaxe72

I know


Bored_Breadless

You’ve cut them too thick mate, roll them thinner so they cook better, they might be a bit raw inside


Hoaxe72

To late, I’ve had one already


Bored_Breadless

Was it a bit raw?


Hoaxe72

Don’t think so. I don’t know what raw tastes or looks like


Bored_Breadless

A bit doughy and gooey


Hoaxe72

They tasted really gooey but like I’m sure it’s fiiine. It won’t kill me


Bored_Breadless

No worst is that you have a bad stomach for a bit


Hoaxe72

I’m sure my stomach won’t feel it


7JuiceMan7

well thank you for the confidence boost human


protogenstudios

Mmmmm tasty shit


Impossible-Smile5116

I thought those were dog shit


Titanboi42

Looks like really bad diarrhea damn what u eat


DSOUZA-II

1st and 2nd looks like cow dung...... 3rd one's good ..... 4th one looks like human shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


flab__

Nice turds


ImNotQuiteSureOfIt

Did you shit on the pan?


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Someone shidded on the plate


RepresentativeDig718

it probably tastes great but we can't smell or taste or the looks is the best option and it literally looks like shit next time i would bake it in a silicon shape


pudding_obliterator

I'm sorry, it just looks like poop. Would still love to eat it though.


amongusgamer1234567

Honestly it looks like my dogs poo very epic


Pug_Life_126

looks like you put dog shit in the oven


Library-Background

My dog cook those on my carpet all the time


manutetheman

I don't know if are cookies or just a lot of chocolate....


El_WolfyHun

I think they look good.


Akrincheus_

Well your cookies are not in the perfect shape but I'm sure they taste really good


Hoaxe72

Oh yeah. Super gooey and chocolaty


COC_Matters

Baked*


rangogogo

They dont Look good but i guess They Taste amazing


cristianxortizz

brownies?


OverallBlueberry4143

Not the best but you’ll get better over time! Just gotta practice


randomblackguyhere

ahhh I see the problem you cooked them, you were supposed to bake them. but importantly if u cooked them how tf did you do it?!


4449trainlover

Sum yummy looking mud pies. 😋


Hoaxe72

Thank you


Erect-Frog

You know what they say: “if you know what’s going in, you know what’s coming out.”


Hoaxe72

Yep


icravecookie

The only problem is that theyre messy and uneven lol. Other than that they are fine, cookies are hard to shape smh


Iamexist_real

They aint looking as bad as this one time my sister made cookies. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Cause she burned them. Almost set the apartment on fire. 10/10 cooking


_1_4

Assuming its supposed to make 24 Tip: split mass into 2 smaller masses. Then split those 2 smaller masses into 4 even smaller masses. Then divide each one into 3 cookies, totaling 24 cookies. Roll each one into a ball and drop it on the tray so it isn't a ball in the oven. Cookie sheets are a lie, dont bother using one.


Epic_GAmer_montage

come on man those dont even look like cookies


KonungariketSuomi

You need more fiber


Unnamedbread

Swag cookies


Somo_99

That's a lot of parchment paper


Animenerdking14

What recipes do you uses. Depending on the type of cookies I can give you some tips.


Mrogoth_bauglir

I have a hard time not believing you are a housefly


QuietMeat9926

Looks verryyy good ngl


RedKiteOnReddit

now im even more hungry :(


EliteBoy2002

I would eat it


keno7_

next you'll start baking bacon


TheAtticDemon

Are them made from brownie batter?


amogususerlol

they look so good..


Hoaxe72

Thanks


NotcoolWasTaken

I’m taking a shit right now and I go to Reddit and see cookie that look just like what I shit out


Flashy_Bother_5900

They look so fkin good


NF_21pilots

Looks delicious! Especially since I haven't eaten all day..


SkyTheKaiser

Piles of just chocolate


fadinqlight_

okay but they actually look like they taste soo good


Lil_leoYT

10/10 Would eat


AgentVender

looks like the dog made those (you sure you baked cookies?) either way i’d eat it


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Your cookies are looking scatty, ngl.


Lordschaf

Yummy


deadbutt1

Do they taste good?


unknown_Eel

I would eat them even if they were burnt :D


Cdubz123

Still look tasty to me


TrifBoi

Are there atleast edibles in them


SoundsLikeFarms

Cookies are cookies, all that matters is if they taste good


Lil_plague69

I will never get this image out of my head


el_twiddle

why the fuck did you lie to us when you said you made cookies. Everybody knows you shit on the sheet, you sheet shitter.


Hoaxe72

At least I’m not a sheep shagger


el_twiddle

don't be rude...i mean calling your mom a sheep? Cmon she deserve more respect.


Hoaxe72

I was talking about the Welsh.


el_twiddle

and im not welsh


Hoaxe72

Good


el_twiddle

ok that was kinda funny


Capsule_CatYT

Hog RIDDDAAAAAAA! -Some guy from Clash of Clans


fallout_dweller24

Bro why are their only 4


Zybrok

They look like puddles... im sorry that was mean


Hoaxe72

Nah bruv it’s fine


ez_duzit86

Hershey squirt cookies


lesbianwithaphone

Cookie shaping is overrated tbh I just scoop and go. Also it looks amazing that shiny and crackled top is so hard to do idk how you did itttt.


SoupLizardd

You want me to bring lasagna?


Lil_Zee_

Nah fam best slide em 🗿


ironshadowy

Forget looks, those acc look nice


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Hoaxe72

Silly American. Here in tealand we use normal measuring units.


hamidb2000

They look like cow poop,this is not an insult btw


Vladara

How they taste tho.


Hoaxe72

Gooey and chocolaty


AlchemistKats

They look yum though


FodziCz

Food is like games: the design doesnt matter as long as everything else is great. By that i mean i hope they at least taste good :)


Hoaxe72

They where nice


helpimamiltank

i thought those were brownies!


willzodi05

Hmm hmm yes quite a delectable delicacy


SnowyKitt

They look nice! ^^


Reylend

those look awesome as shit, tf are you talkin about "They look bad"? Those look like they pack CHOCOLATE


Hoaxe72

They do. They are gooey as hell and I love it


Reylend

GOOEY!?!? NOW YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE!!!


Upstairs-Lobster-850

Pov: you are home alone and hella hungry


kingofclubs16

COOKIES ARE COOKIES DUDE ILL EAT EM ANY DAY


NeonCattac

those look good fym


CatchNo2298

Get high and they’ll be great


Bry_Bruh

yup they're bad


NikitaWantToKnowYou

do they taste?


ShrekFrags

Mate no offense right but they look like fucking cow shit


Andy_DiMatteo

Can I have one?


Eddyx999

I would try them tbh, I love chocolate


wishworks

can you share the recipe ? :o


Astronaut32

*There's always room for improvement!* I'm sure they tasted good regardless of how they looked. Just because some foods appear different from other versions of the same thing doesn't mean it tastes bad. ***Looks are deceiving.*** I don't have too much experience, but I think you should take extra care in mixing the cookie dough, and definitely make sure you space the dough out A LOT when you put it in the pan and on the cookie sheet. ***They expand REALLY far sometimes, so make sure to give them plenty of space!*** If your oven has multiple racks in it, using a second pan and sheet is a good idea if you don't want to risk putting too many on one pan/sheet. If you don't have multiple racks, you can put each pan in by itself. My grandmother *(She is no longer with us. She passed from Lowie-body Dementia. The last time I saw her I was too young to remember her. My mother made a good call keeping her away from my brother and I. Seeing anyone like that would've rended my heart into a million pieces, even with who I am now.)* when she was younger mailed cookies to the drafted GIs in Vietnam. By the time they got through the mail, they were in crumbles and tiny pieces. She got a letter back from them saying that the cookies were amazing, even though they were mostly just crumbs, and they wanted more. *My grandmother made sure to pay for Fragile item shipping after that.* I don't think it made being stuck in that leafy-green hell worth it, but I'm certain it made it at least a tiny bit more bearable.


ProgramerGeek

FOOD IS FOOD


NERD807

Shities or shooties?


Impressive_Remove510

BALLS BALLS BALLS


Dan_D514

I would say these look bad but my first batch of cookies looked more like mini pancakes, and they didn’t taste like anything. So nice job! Keep baking!


_Mr_Coconut_

What the fuck


CreeperVenom

I like the small one


Dodecaquinox

That's what happens when you cook them instead of bake them.


ha_gom

PooPoo <3


Stewie_Venture

Mmmm those look yummy. The sugar demon is pleased.


MA5TERCH13f09

mfs look crispy


Deathmaster553

How many eggs did you use?


internetjew

Idc what they look like they look good as HELL and we got no food in the house


UnRealAj7

I ain’t had a cookie in a week but saw something similar in the dog park yesterday. Looks tasty tho


BeanMan40000

Cookies (Inedible)


Rich-Custard

is this before or after they are eaten ?


Interneth0e

Do they taste good?


NeedSocialSkill

To be honest, it's just the shape, but they look freaking delicious


dapper_adam

idc, looks appetizing, lemme have some


Jerrydude128

niggerniggernigger


ppupy486

Baking Bad


Elmo442

Gib one


morphintojoshdun

Baked***???? "Yeah yk, yesterday I cooked a cake"


Repulsive-Ad-6264

looks amazing but i cant eat bc i have bloodwork in the morning 😫😫


oheing

Don't worry, my friend, as someone that likes cooking i know that it can mess up sometimes, but the thing is that you don't have to ever give up, just like that you will improve your skills and make some cookies that make you and everyone on this sub feel proud


Melad_0

They lookin’ bussin. I mean I won’t lie they look like caca but I can’t help drool when I see anything chocolate


IntroductionCheap325

I think you *cooked* them, you're supposed to *bake them. That's why it looks like shit!*


Pearlthegirl_115

Quite shitty... sorry i'll leave now


Yoooooooki9

I’m not trying to be mean but if someone told me they weren’t cookies and something else I’d believe them.


Rooster_Nuggets666

Did your stomach get upset before you baked them? nah though as long as they taste good, then they are good.


ThiccGingerRat

Let’s hope they at least taste good


tuhplol

4 piles of dog shit on a cooking tray:


Playful_Call_2489

Its look like dog shit you donkey


sub-to-pewds132

can you send me one in the mail?


Gabodende

Poor horse (Joke)


zxlash

Turds


TotallyPansexual

I've got some advice, chief. After mixing them, put pour them on a plastic thingy then wrap em up and put in the fridge for 24 hours. When they come out, they'll be easier to mold into proper sizes and you can roll it into a cylinder and cut it evenly to make same size cookies. Works great!


TotallyPansexual

To specify, its like foil, but plastic and it sticks to itself. I can't remember what its called but it's for cooking.


Icy_Ad_8521

I think maybe you added to much flour, or not enough oil/butter


supergamer_000004

Jokes on you, Cow Shit is actually tasty.


hentai_wanker_69

Holy shit how did you even do that? I know I'm a terrible cook but at least I can make cookies. They probably taste good tho


Loose-Possible466

I'll still eat them cause I'm a chocolate addict


Xblth

wait ur not supposed to cook them


Frosty0203

I would eat them


TDSurvivorFan21

Looks like poop lmao, I still reckon the cookies would taste good tho


ComfortableVariety48

Cookies are cookies bro, they taste good I'll eat 'em, baking cookies is fun tho, absolutely amazing, just like you


DatOneAxolotl

Mate those literally look like lumps of shit


Hairy_Potter16

Idk about the taste (might be good) but they literally look like shit.