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Thy_leader

Yesterday I almost fainted cause I accidentally crushed them a bit So yes It hurts A lot


HORANGI_163

Crushed?!


Daboiwithagun

Lil squishys


HORANGI_163

Freshly squozen essence of ball


Sol33t303

Gotta squeeze the juices into your mouth, it tastes like lemonade.


Ryhpez88

what the fuck did i just read?


XanRightAra

How to make the perfect lemonade duh


Ryhpez88

ball juicing fetish yummy 🤤


Arcanum_3974

r/balljuicingfetish


Random_Weird_gal

I'm lucky that this won't load


Soupnoop4

Pee is stored in the balls, the balls


Magenta07

r/cursedcomments


Ado_Furtado

[open at you own risk](https://eleganteindia.in/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Lemon-Squeezer.jpg)


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It’s both cursed and not cursed at the same time


TheClassyRob0t

thought I was bouta see a liveleak video


Hyoung98969

Same, but we still clicked.


Basiltheballpython13

What is it I’m scared to click


WolvesAreCool2461

Its just a lemon squeezer. You can figure out the implications.


Basiltheballpython13

Nooo


Busy-Argument3680

My balls are in pain just reading this thread pls help


Hyoung98969

A lemon juicer


Chairiel

No no no no no no no no


[deleted]

perfect for my cock and ball torture room


No-Zucchini6370

Dude, WTF


Affectionate_Bowl222

Can relate, a few days ago i sat on my balls so hard, it pained like shit


2ClawZ

i was just gaming and i literally just move my leg and it hit my balls. few seconds later I'm on the bed "ssssssssssssssss-"


Apprehensive-Bowl418

This is uncomfortable to read


xXBinchookXx

Sometimes I roll over in bed a my legs pull them slightly, it feels like having my balls ripped off


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Agreeable-Yams8972

It hurts thinking about it


BioCreatorZ

It literally does


SantinoGaretto

Just the thought of them getting crushed


xX_fis_Xx

Or twisted


SantinoGaretto

STOP


deltah__

S q u e e z s h


SantinoGaretto

#NO PLEASE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY


deltah__

Imma turn your sack into a newton's cradle bitch


SantinoGaretto

😏


Belaboy109569

Hydraulic press


Picklerickshaw_part2

You’re a guy fucking with us, right?


Jermerm69

P o p


Impossible_Count_173

FUCKING STOP, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HARTS NOOOO


A_COMMIE15

3 steps to kill someone Grab Twist Pull


fmskykysskykydsky

Bop it! Spin it! Pull it! Twist it! Hammer it! Saw it! Golf it!


Noor9870

Jesus fucking Christ I need holy water 💀


Impossible_Count_173

STOP! I FEEL IT, I FUCKING FEEL IT, MY BALLS, AGHHHHHHHHH!!!


Destroywrus

Balls hurt now. Human sad now.


brawl50

I know right jeez


FoOk0kItTy

Absolutely! The nerves are also connected to the stomach on the way up to the receivers in the brain. That means not only do the balls hurt, but your stomach hurts too, then you become nauseas and light headed, sometime you can vomit. If hit hard enough, one of the balls can rupture on the inside. This’ll either mean you’ll need to go to hospital for emergency surgery, or you may even die. In conclusion, don’t hit a guy in the balls unless you’re prepared to be vomited on. Please only do it if the guy is threatening your physical well-being!


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WolvesAreCool2461

Correct!


Peaky-Blider105

Class dismissed!


M4n0fF6wW0rd5

That's just a short term solution though. A si gle punch to the balls will hurt, definitely, but I've seen situations where people get angry enough to ignore it after a few seconds. Your best bet is the stomach, if you can hit them multiple times, the kidneys if you can handle punching them there, the eyes if you know how to hurt those, or the throat if you can either control your strength or don't care about crushing their trachea.


GrandMoffPhoenix

Don't ever hold back if someone is trying to hurt you. If someone is ever trying to hurt you, you go full force. Better to deal with legal proceedings than be raped, assaulted, or murdered. And also, if something like that is happening, people will say you were within your right to defend yourself and you'll be fine with no such proceedings.


Kride500

Even better is to run away or get out of the situation.


staplesuponstaples

This is probably the best solution. Usually if someone's chosen to threaten your well-being, they've already deemed you as weaker than them. Unless they're really overconfident or you have some sort of weapon or fighting technique up your sleeve, they'll be dead on with their prediction and will retaliate with (angry!) force if you try to hurt them. If there's a chance to simply escape, always take it. Physical violence should only be the final option.


Kride500

Exactly, besides adrenalin is a thing and unless you are atually experienced with self defense techniques and know how it feels to be in such a situation there are so many things that can decide what happens in these few seconds.


Cambronian717

If you can’t, you beat them until you can. Or, honestly, if you are fighting off a rapist, I won’t care how much you beat him.


KaliserEatsTheCookie

Yeah, as other people have said here; you just have a physical threat that now has 5-10 seconds of pure adrenaline and rage. On another post on Reddit about ball-kicking, a dudes instant reflex was a heavy right hook, which is something you don’t want to take from the guy you just kicked in the nuts.


Chinese_Jesus_

Lowkey wanna see that vid


E_OJ_MIGABU

Yeah no going for the eyes would be much better, it's delayed effect with the balls sometimes and you do not wanna be there


Max1muslegend

Better, both. A strong hit and a DOT effect.


LuquidThunderPlus

Eyes and then nuts. Ez wombo combo


The_braindeadguy

kick hurts more but if you uppercut the balls you get a faster combo


Cambronian717

Uppercut the balls, continue the fist upwards, uppercut the jaw, then poke the eyes in one smooth motion.


The_braindeadguy

if the opponent manages to get behing you get a good ol' elbow in the stomach


Maybe_Tempest

While they are stunned from their eyes being poked kick their balls. They cant see and have extreme stomach and balls pain.


Scyobi_Empire

I cut mine accidentally once. I passed out from pain.


Dabasaur10

I'm sorry, how?


Scyobi_Empire

Shaving when tired


Jermerm69

MANSCAPED would be useful


MS_paint_personified

#your balls will thank you


TheTenthSnap

I lost mine


lightnxng

He forgor 💀


1duppX

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CrystalGoesBrrrr

And use code "MANSCAPED2022" for 30% off your next puchase


GreenMenace1915

lmao


Dabasaur10

Oof


UncleCunkle

My cousin once fell off a tree he was climbing and on the way down his nuts got caught on a branch and tore open. Guy had to look at the inside of his sack for like 40 minutes before he got to the hospital.


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bruh delete this.....the word "tore open" sent chills down my spine


Extra_Welcome_1900

It made my balls hurt


harry1o7

it cost you $0.00 to not say this, and yet you did anyway. this is unacceptable


letsgoplayer

I FELT THAT >:(


Luk42_H4hn

I'm sorry? Tore open? I've never in my life heard such terrifying words.


Prateek2345

Reading this hurts my balls


SDGaming317

Was he climbing nude?


Gullible-Act-6274

No, climbing a TREE. r/facepalm /s


GlassMoon1208

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE PLEASE NO


VilleHH21

fuck that hurts to think about


rogue_52

Are they still functioning


Scyobi_Empire

Yes


Day283

I can feel it happening 😀


BioCreatorZ

Pardon the fuck?


Scyobi_Empire

Shaving when tired. Never shave when tired.


BioCreatorZ

Oh Yeah Understandable


[deleted]

Shaving accident? I did that once and it sucks


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[deleted]

Your balls nerves have lag?


bruh_moment_11404

No no, you ever stub your toe bad and the pain kicks in a few seconds later?


Xeszc

i feel like the shock covers up the pain for a few seconds


bruh_moment_11404

YOU EXPLAINED IT PERFECTLY


Xeszc

ive been through it too many times to not know lol


Killer_Guy_101

Same… 21 times at that… I might not have kids


So_what-u-douin

Bruh.. 21? THATS ALL?


wiisportscow

What even more impressive is that he counted


So_what-u-douin

I have Been hit in the balls at least 72 times


yarfoot

I don’t have delayed pain for ball hits


OliverAOT20

Why have you counted haha?


Ya_boid

I started reading these comments and I remembered what it felt like as if it were actually fucking happening


Tom9187

YES- PREACH


pppickleman

First stage of grief *is* denial


Difficult-Fiance996

Kinda similar feel to when you get hit my smth rlly hard on the arm


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Withersolider

I'm from Australia, our ping is a lot worse over here


Xeszc

just switch servers bro


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Yes-me-a-hater

Bruv I fell off my bed


SKwishy868

Nailed it.


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Yeah we get a call from telstra before the pain kicks in


The_Great_Luck

r/BrandNewSentence


Affectionate-Fun7388

>my balls got high af latency


thatguyadam2003

Yeah. It like hurts from the impact but then a second later the pain radiates up to your lower abdomen, right around your kidneys. And it’s fuckin intense.


the_nugget77

See it this way, a guys balls have various amounts of ping (depending on their internet connection) and for some it can hurt straight away or take a second to hurt and when the pain kicks on oh boy it hurts like hell.


tylermm03

It’s hard to explain but the pain makes you nauseous. I think the nerves in the testes are connected to the lower back or something idk I’m not a doctor.


Acquaintence64

It spikes up your leg as well, leaving an entire area that’s just in pain. Truly horrible.


Potential_Mastodon_3

Yeah, and two words that carry immense pain: testicular torsion


randomguy283

Is that where they twist or is it something eles


Potential_Mastodon_3

Yeah when they twist


darkfire5806

Fuck mine twisted slightly once i could barely walk and i was at school people said i looked pale af


aZa0902

F


ano_hise

Gosh, my biology teacher used these two words to make afraid of walking. I hate remembering that this exists.


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

I had that lol. I waited 2 days and literally hiked up a mountain before I went to a doctor about it. I was rushed into surgery and thankfully got to keep both of them.


Potential_Mastodon_3

2 days? Wow ur lucky, I went to the er a few hours after it happened and they barely saved my left one


dicksoitforharambe

My cousin was hospitalized for that. I believe he had to have surgery for it


Sea-Book-817

I had a scare relating to that. I had really bad testicular pain about a year ago and I had to get it checked out. Nothing serious came from it though, which I'm thankful for.


Potential_Mastodon_3

Bless u


Potential_Mastodon_3

Yeah I went thru that


EETROX666

Oh my fuck bro please it hurts just reading them words 😭


SharkHead38

I fear no man, but that thing It scares me


Potential_Mastodon_3

I had it when I was 14 😭 was actually dying. The lesson is though is if there’s any lasting pain or new abnormality down there, get it checked out asap. Cuz if u literally wait more than a few hours to have surgery for torsion, u have a good chance of losing ur fatherhood


EETROX666

DUDE SAME I had it at 14 too. Living with just my mum and sister they all thought I was dying for no good reason, they’ll never understand the pain


slaiergamer

The 2 weeks that i had testicular torsion where most painful , most stressful 2 weeks of my entire life. Noy just was i dealing with the incredible pain , but also dealing with the copious amounts of stress that came with not knowing if it's finally over or if it's just going to surprise you at any second. I couldn't sleep , i couldn't relax. It was a nightmare


TheGasMove

had that once. 9/10 do not recommend!


Spicersoanner

YES Also, hitting someone in the balls can cause something called testicular torsion, which is where the tube connecting the ball to the rest of the body gets spun around a lot, cutting off blood supply and causing agonising pain. If it isn't treated in 6 hours (I believe its 6) then the ball will die and be lost forever


HORANGI_163

This happened once when this dude at school kicked a another dude in the balls and he lost his ball cuz of testicular torsion. Theyre still in the same class and i cant imagine how awkward n devastating it mustve been to find out ur the cause of ur friend being mono testicular


mitzapper2

they're friends??


Isuck_lel

If a guy gets hit in the balls, he's got a good 2 seconds before pain rapidly settles in. The end result is like having the world's dullest spear constantly jabbed deep into the pit of your stomach, but the pain is in your groin, and now you want to puke and die


Difficult-Fiance996

Just slightly long enough to think 'ah, shit. Life is gonna suck for me in right about 1.5s.'


Master_baiter6942

described how we feel perfectly. fuck you for reminding


Big-Divide-4415

Getting hit in the balls is the equivalent of someone throwing a lingering potion of harming at your dick


Fleetmaster1

Lingering? I hit mine sliding off a trampoline and it hurt for about an hour and a half


Tempowarrior

Isn’t that what lingering means


chocodapro

It is.


Fleetmaster1

Ah, it appears I am stupid. But I meant that in Minecraft lingering potions don’t last as long as regular potions


Ze_Nugget

I’m pretty sure they linger around for a while, because normal potions have the splash effect which immediately dissipates while the lingering potions splash effect stays there for a while


CommeradeStalin

They stay on the ground


deltah__

YES. YES YES YES YES YES. Imagine getting punched in the stomach by fuckin Mike Tyson three times at once and then stuffing a Bic Mac right after and times that pain and nauseousness by fifteen


KingMeepLord

Yes it fucking hurts and it lingers


Over-Dark4168

Lingering potion of pain


WolvesAreCool2461

Lingering potion of Harming 20


LowBrassManiac

It hurts like hell. If hit hard enough, you put a guy on the ground. I know, I've been there. Always aim there when being attacked.


garaboss

Actually never aim there (except youre fucking getting abducted and kidnapped), my sister kicked me in the balls once cause she thought (and literally told me that she thought) it would be "funny". So naturally I locked her in a chokehold and repeaditly hit her in the stomach for about 2 minutes. PS: She's the older one by 3 years so you really have to blame her for thinking it would be funny. If she was 3 years younger I wouldnt use such techniques.


E_OJ_MIGABU

Exactly why you shouldn't do it if you're being kidnapped and all, go for they're goddamn eyes first, then the nuts and then bolt


Cthulhu_was_tasty

Doesn't need to be very hard to put you on the ground lmao, at least not compared to anywhere else.


WolvesAreCool2461

I just imagine a quiet sound of meat hitting the floor, a scream and then cut to flatline noise.


ForthebloodgodW40K

I was in PE and I saw a tall kid jump up to hit a volleyball and got hit in the nuts because I think he over estimated it and he just dropped


x_Trip

Yes what kinda question is this 💀


-togs

Fr I'm half expecting someone to come up on here tomorrow asking if it hurts when you get shanked and getting 50k upvotes and 300 Chungus awards


Billybob267

It hurts with the fury of a thousand dads who felt the thermostat go up


AnonBigBoi

Ok so here’s the two types of impacts: the first is immediate, and on a scale of 1-10, it starts at a 7, and diminishes just as fast as it came. The second is delayed but the effects are like a 10/10 because it comes in waves and makes you want to puke and make you want to rather cut them off than feel that pain any longer


DeceasedWaffle8

No we fucking pretend. YES IT HURTS LIKE HELL EVEN IF IT WASNT THAT HARD. IF ITS A DIRECT HIT IM GOON DOWN


silvanodrago

well, yes, but ive built a immunity to it from my brother, i can be fine if its a light tap or slap, but hard kicks hurt


Maciee_

Your brother's lightly tapping your balls?🤨


funnyfunnymemememe

😕📸


silvanodrago

its not literal lightly tapping, more like a sissy slap or kick


HORANGI_163

More like a sussy slap from ur brother 🤨


C9KingSlayer

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


N1807

BRO DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOURSELF


GlitchedBanana

😱🥵🥵😳


Ineeeduradvice

Bit sus of your brother


Ytaken

You should go see a doctor


silvanodrago

no, i still nut perfectly fine


Official_SkyH1gh

I am milk protein intolerant. I can eat dairy products perfectly fine but that doesn't mean my body treats it correctly. Go see a doctor.


HORANGI_163

U are milk protein intolerant. I have balls of steel. We are not the same.


Training_Scratch3693

It’s bad… realllly bad, it makes ur whole body in pain and it makes you nauseous so ya it’s pretty rough.


apvernious

I've broken my arm and it's only a little worse than that. Even the lightest tap makes me go lightheaded and want to throw up for a little bit


Sad_Independent6996

I fell off a 15 foot cliff into rocks and the quad I was riding on fell on me I’m lucky to be alive and then when I was in excruciating pain laying there. A kick to the balls is worsen


GrizzlySherman

If someone hit you in a tit, you'd cry too.


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Careless-Trick-5117

controversial take


lucastutz

Some people say grief has various stages. I think a kick in the balls is all of them at once


Pingasboybitch

Are you fucking kidding?! OF COURSE WE'RE HURT! WE CAN EVEN DIE IF SOMEONE STRONG ENOUGH HITS THEM!


WildCardZex

Very much, it gets worse over time and it lingers


EdLexhero

Enough to make u puke


_SirStampsIII_

It is so fucking bad, it doesn't hurt really bad at first but still bad, then goes away after a while but then comes back 10x worse if you even touch them again


Xeszc

ah, this reminds me of the time when i was in the 4th grade when i was hit in the balls by a soccer ball going 50 mph thrice throughout the school year when you get hit in the nuts, the shock from the impact numbs the pain for around a second, and then excruciating pain ensues. the pain spreads through your pelvis and then your knees get weak and you fall down, with tears peeking out your eyes when your fellow mates laugh at you


EcstaticAntelope22

Extremely


Ali49130

Yeah it hurts your whole body, and sometimes you even vomit.


in0rbit_

Does it actually hurt when you have your period? Edit: This is meant sarcastic btw


Ok-Car7418

Nah it feels really nice