Yesterday I almost fainted cause I accidentally crushed them a bit
Freshly squozen essence of ball
Gotta squeeze the juices into your mouth, it tastes like lemonade.
what the fuck did i just read?
How to make the perfect lemonade duh
ball juicing fetish
I'm lucky that this won't load
Pee is stored in the balls, the balls
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It’s both cursed and not cursed at the same time
thought I was bouta see a liveleak video
Same, but we still clicked.
What is it I’m scared to click
Its just a lemon squeezer. You can figure out the implications.
My balls are in pain just reading this thread pls help
A lemon juicer
No no no no no no no no
perfect for my cock and ball torture room
Can relate, a few days ago i sat on my balls so hard, it pained like shit
i was just gaming and i literally just move my leg and it hit my balls. few seconds later I'm on the bed "ssssssssssssssss-"
This is uncomfortable to read
Sometimes I roll over in bed a my legs pull them slightly, it feels like having my balls ripped off
It hurts thinking about it
It literally does
Just the thought of them getting crushed
S q u e e z s h
#NO PLEASE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY
Imma turn your sack into a newton's cradle bitch
You’re a guy fucking with us, right?
P o p
FUCKING STOP, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HARTS NOOOO
3 steps to kill someone
Jesus fucking Christ I need holy water 💀
STOP! I FEEL IT, I FUCKING FEEL IT, MY BALLS, AGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Balls hurt now. Human sad now.
I know right jeez
Absolutely! The nerves are also connected to the stomach on the way up to the receivers in the brain. That means not only do the balls hurt, but your stomach hurts too, then you become nauseas and light headed, sometime you can vomit. If hit hard enough, one of the balls can rupture on the inside. This’ll either mean you’ll need to go to hospital for emergency surgery, or you may even die.
In conclusion, don’t hit a guy in the balls unless you’re prepared to be vomited on. Please only do it if the guy is threatening your physical well-being!
That's just a short term solution though. A si gle punch to the balls will hurt, definitely, but I've seen situations where people get angry enough to ignore it after a few seconds. Your best bet is the stomach, if you can hit them multiple times, the kidneys if you can handle punching them there, the eyes if you know how to hurt those, or the throat if you can either control your strength or don't care about crushing their trachea.
Don't ever hold back if someone is trying to hurt you. If someone is ever trying to hurt you, you go full force. Better to deal with legal proceedings than be raped, assaulted, or murdered. And also, if something like that is happening, people will say you were within your right to defend yourself and you'll be fine with no such proceedings.
Even better is to run away or get out of the situation.
This is probably the best solution. Usually if someone's chosen to threaten your well-being, they've already deemed you as weaker than them. Unless they're really overconfident or you have some sort of weapon or fighting technique up your sleeve, they'll be dead on with their prediction and will retaliate with (angry!) force if you try to hurt them. If there's a chance to simply escape, always take it. Physical violence should only be the final option.
Exactly, besides adrenalin is a thing and unless you are atually experienced with self defense techniques and know how it feels to be in such a situation there are so many things that can decide what happens in these few seconds.
If you can’t, you beat them until you can. Or, honestly, if you are fighting off a rapist, I won’t care how much you beat him.
Yeah, as other people have said here; you just have a physical threat that now has 5-10 seconds of pure adrenaline and rage.
On another post on Reddit about ball-kicking, a dudes instant reflex was a heavy right hook, which is something you don’t want to take from the guy you just kicked in the nuts.
Lowkey wanna see that vid
Yeah no going for the eyes would be much better, it's delayed effect with the balls sometimes and you do not wanna be there
Better, both. A strong hit and a DOT effect.
Eyes and then nuts. Ez wombo combo
kick hurts more but if you uppercut the balls you get a faster combo
Uppercut the balls, continue the fist upwards, uppercut the jaw, then poke the eyes in one smooth motion.
if the opponent manages to get behing you get a good ol' elbow in the stomach
While they are stunned from their eyes being poked kick their balls. They cant see and have extreme stomach and balls pain.
I cut mine accidentally once. I passed out from pain.
I'm sorry, how?
Shaving when tired
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I lost mine
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My cousin once fell off a tree he was climbing and on the way down his nuts got caught on a branch and tore open. Guy had to look at the inside of his sack for like 40 minutes before he got to the hospital.
bruh delete this.....the word "tore open" sent chills down my spine
It made my balls hurt
it cost you $0.00 to not say this, and yet you did anyway. this is unacceptable
I FELT THAT >:(
I'm sorry? Tore open? I've never in my life heard such terrifying words.
Reading this hurts my balls
Was he climbing nude?
No, climbing a TREE. r/facepalm /s
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE PLEASE NO
fuck that hurts to think about
Are they still functioning
I can feel it happening 😀
Pardon the fuck?
Shaving when tired.
Never shave when tired.
Shaving accident? I did that once and it sucks
Your balls nerves have lag?
No no, you ever stub your toe bad and the pain kicks in a few seconds later?
i feel like the shock covers up the pain for a few seconds
YOU EXPLAINED IT PERFECTLY
ive been through it too many times to not know lol
Same… 21 times at that… I might not have kids
Bruh.. 21? THATS ALL?
What even more impressive is that he counted
I have Been hit in the balls at least 72 times
I don’t have delayed pain for ball hits
Why have you counted haha?
I started reading these comments and I remembered what it felt like as if it were actually fucking happening
First stage of grief *is* denial
Kinda similar feel to when you get hit my smth rlly hard on the arm
I'm from Australia, our ping is a lot worse over here
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Bruv I fell off my bed
Yeah we get a call from telstra before the pain kicks in
>my balls got high af latency
Yeah. It like hurts from the impact but then a second later the pain radiates up to your lower abdomen, right around your kidneys. And it’s fuckin intense.
See it this way, a guys balls have various amounts of ping (depending on their internet connection) and for some it can hurt straight away or take a second to hurt and when the pain kicks on oh boy it hurts like hell.
It’s hard to explain but the pain makes you nauseous. I think the nerves in the testes are connected to the lower back or something idk I’m not a doctor.
It spikes up your leg as well, leaving an entire area that’s just in pain. Truly horrible.
Yeah, and two words that carry immense pain: testicular torsion
Is that where they twist or is it something eles
Yeah when they twist
Fuck mine twisted slightly once i could barely walk and i was at school people said i looked pale af
Gosh, my biology teacher used these two words to make afraid of walking. I hate remembering that this exists.
I had that lol. I waited 2 days and literally hiked up a mountain before I went to a doctor about it. I was rushed into surgery and thankfully got to keep both of them.
2 days? Wow ur lucky, I went to the er a few hours after it happened and they barely saved my left one
My cousin was hospitalized for that. I believe he had to have surgery for it
I had a scare relating to that. I had really bad testicular pain about a year ago and I had to get it checked out. Nothing serious came from it though, which I'm thankful for.
Yeah I went thru that
Oh my fuck bro please it hurts just reading them words 😭
I fear no man, but that thing
It scares me
I had it when I was 14 😭 was actually dying. The lesson is though is if there’s any lasting pain or new abnormality down there, get it checked out asap. Cuz if u literally wait more than a few hours to have surgery for torsion, u have a good chance of losing ur fatherhood
DUDE SAME I had it at 14 too. Living with just my mum and sister they all thought I was dying for no good reason, they’ll never understand the pain
The 2 weeks that i had testicular torsion where most painful , most stressful 2 weeks of my entire life. Noy just was i dealing with the incredible pain , but also dealing with the copious amounts of stress that came with not knowing if it's finally over or if it's just going to surprise you at any second. I couldn't sleep , i couldn't relax. It was a nightmare
had that once. 9/10 do not recommend!
Also, hitting someone in the balls can cause something called testicular torsion, which is where the tube connecting the ball to the rest of the body gets spun around a lot, cutting off blood supply and causing agonising pain. If it isn't treated in 6 hours (I believe its 6) then the ball will die and be lost forever
This happened once when this dude at school kicked a another dude in the balls and he lost his ball cuz of testicular torsion. Theyre still in the same class and i cant imagine how awkward n devastating it mustve been to find out ur the cause of ur friend being mono testicular
If a guy gets hit in the balls, he's got a good 2 seconds before pain rapidly settles in. The end result is like having the world's dullest spear constantly jabbed deep into the pit of your stomach, but the pain is in your groin, and now you want to puke and die
Just slightly long enough to think 'ah, shit. Life is gonna suck for me in right about 1.5s.'
described how we feel perfectly. fuck you for reminding
Getting hit in the balls is the equivalent of someone throwing a lingering potion of harming at your dick
Lingering? I hit mine sliding off a trampoline and it hurt for about an hour and a half
Isn’t that what lingering means
Ah, it appears I am stupid. But I meant that in Minecraft lingering potions don’t last as long as regular potions
I’m pretty sure they linger around for a while, because normal potions have the splash effect which immediately dissipates while the lingering potions splash effect stays there for a while
They stay on the ground
YES. YES YES YES YES YES. Imagine getting punched in the stomach by fuckin Mike Tyson three times at once and then stuffing a Bic Mac right after and times that pain and nauseousness by fifteen
Yes it fucking hurts and it lingers
Lingering potion of pain
Lingering potion of Harming 20
It hurts like hell. If hit hard enough, you put a guy on the ground. I know, I've been there. Always aim there when being attacked.
Actually never aim there (except youre fucking getting abducted and kidnapped), my sister kicked me in the balls once cause she thought (and literally told me that she thought) it would be "funny". So naturally I locked her in a chokehold and repeaditly hit her in the stomach for about 2 minutes.
PS: She's the older one by 3 years so you really have to blame her for thinking it would be funny. If she was 3 years younger I wouldnt use such techniques.
Exactly why you shouldn't do it if you're being kidnapped and all, go for they're goddamn eyes first, then the nuts and then bolt
Doesn't need to be very hard to put you on the ground lmao, at least not compared to anywhere else.
I just imagine a quiet sound of meat hitting the floor, a scream and then cut to flatline noise.
I was in PE and I saw a tall kid jump up to hit a volleyball and got hit in the nuts because I think he over estimated it and he just dropped
Yes what kinda question is this 💀
Fr I'm half expecting someone to come up on here tomorrow asking if it hurts when you get shanked and getting 50k upvotes and 300 Chungus awards
It hurts with the fury of a thousand dads who felt the thermostat go up
Ok so here’s the two types of impacts: the first is immediate, and on a scale of 1-10, it starts at a 7, and diminishes just as fast as it came. The second is delayed but the effects are like a 10/10 because it comes in waves and makes you want to puke and make you want to rather cut them off than feel that pain any longer
No we fucking pretend. YES IT HURTS LIKE HELL EVEN IF IT WASNT THAT HARD. IF ITS A DIRECT HIT IM GOON DOWN
well, yes, but ive built a immunity to it from my brother, i can be fine if its a light tap or slap, but hard kicks hurt
Your brother's lightly tapping your balls?🤨
its not literal lightly tapping, more like a sissy slap or kick
More like a sussy slap from ur brother 🤨
BRO DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOURSELF
Bit sus of your brother
You should go see a doctor
no, i still nut perfectly fine
I am milk protein intolerant. I can eat dairy products perfectly fine but that doesn't mean my body treats it correctly. Go see a doctor.
U are milk protein intolerant. I have balls of steel. We are not the same.
It’s bad… realllly bad, it makes ur whole body in pain and it makes you nauseous so ya it’s pretty rough.
I've broken my arm and it's only a little worse than that. Even the lightest tap makes me go lightheaded and want to throw up for a little bit
I fell off a 15 foot cliff into rocks and the quad I was riding on fell on me I’m lucky to be alive and then when I was in excruciating pain laying there. A kick to the balls is worsen
If someone hit you in a tit, you'd cry too.
Some people say grief has various stages. I think a kick in the balls is all of them at once
Are you fucking kidding?! OF COURSE WE'RE HURT! WE CAN EVEN DIE IF SOMEONE STRONG ENOUGH HITS THEM!
Very much, it gets worse over time and it lingers
Enough to make u puke
It is so fucking bad, it doesn't hurt really bad at first but still bad, then goes away after a while but then comes back 10x worse if you even touch them again
ah, this reminds me of the time when i was in the 4th grade when i was hit in the balls by a soccer ball going 50 mph thrice throughout the school year
when you get hit in the nuts, the shock from the impact numbs the pain for around a second, and then excruciating pain ensues. the pain spreads through your pelvis and then your knees get weak and you fall down, with tears peeking out your eyes when your fellow mates laugh at you
Yeah it hurts your whole body, and sometimes you even vomit.
Does it actually hurt when you have your period?
Edit: This is meant sarcastic btw
Nah it feels really nice