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  • By - V2xel

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chez_man69

RTX 3090


gamingfreak207

Dude I have a crush on her too


[deleted]

She is some rich dude's girlfriend


Manvav

Ye she's a whore selling herself on eBay


[deleted]

Never knew u can buy hoes from ebay


NicknamesarenotHard

Ayo she's mine


YEETED_tospace

She is a gold digger so you need to pay a lot


ttv_highvoltage

I’m sorry but she’s my crush


Lunar_Warrior

No way! That’s my Crush!


DayRevolutionary1943

hannah


Daylight_Nebula

banana


bababoai

Banannah


TheBanananaa

Hello


GeoJoymanSays

I can spell your name backwards super fast.


Turtle_clone

Montana


Triplelilj

Damn


Orbo87

Bug


magiCAHIK

Get stick bugged lol


Orbo87

Lol, im already dating bug tho so im cool


llquartzllll

Ah yes, the secret middle school crush code names. Unless they actually are a bug then that's cool.


Royalehighh

BHAHAGAHA I REMEMBER THE “blue banana” and “red banana”


okie-dokie-todoroki

christian


Daylight_Nebula

devil


okie-dokie-todoroki

you just want me to say devil?


Daylight_Nebula

yes, and post the results


okie-dokie-todoroki

alrighty then


Royalehighh

!Remindme 24 hours


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icyanplays

What did they say??


llquartzllll

Remind me pls


Lionel216

!Remindme 24 hours


hornyalt6489

Nathan


septicboy05

What’s your opinion on sexual assault?


hornyalt6489

Lmfao


icyanplays

Did you? And did they respond??


ch3ze

I have talked to u before here


hornyalt6489

Oh cool


Andreeeeeaaaaaaaa

Lick my fucking ass onii-chan, aah~


fuffff

That’s my name


Armanujjaman

Fuck


cudlebear64

God this is the worst idea because when you say some wacky nonsense to them you have no proper way to explain yourself Amarah Edit: does anyone have tips for writing haikus?


GameNiteWasTaken

"Stop. Stop whatever you're doing RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN". (+ If you aren't dating : " Wanna go out sometime?"


cudlebear64

I sorta cannot do that because after we broke up she asked me to and I promised to give her some time to be more ready for a relationship, it could literally be years but she is worth the wait, she also lives in Arizona as of last year and we’ve known each other for 6 years liking each other for at least 4 of those years I doubt dating me for a week is gonna change that


GameNiteWasTaken

Ok then just the first part but then play it off without revealing it was reddit...


llquartzllll

Bruh


GameNiteWasTaken

Yeah?


llquartzllll

Bruh


GameNiteWasTaken

John Cena go Bruh. But why does John Cena go Bruh?


KFC_Junior

Zhong Xina*


Lichilol

I don't see anyone


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Because he misses Bruh and it's calling for him 😔


hineedpokemons

Matt


magiCAHIK

What's the Matt with you?


hineedpokemons

good pun


SiBloGaming

I love you. But thats just a theory.


syd0057

Want me to step on you?


hownot2reddit116

***** (I'm not giving u guys my crushes name)


[deleted]

I have a fetish for computer mouses


hownot2reddit116

Pog


[deleted]

tell them it


hownot2reddit116

Done


DangitElectricFan

the gpro x superlight do be looking sexy tho


ttv_highvoltage

>walks in >”Computer mice are hot” >leaves


[deleted]

Leah


Viper7005

How about we Leah down some connections


[deleted]

Dude I'm already cringe enough as it is


thenotYOU

Amy


emma_leigh_28

"I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single"


thenotYOU

That's better then mine


youmonkeybeater

Speech 100


TheRobotYoshi

Damn. Thats good.


UltimateDude08

Fuck you I’m using that


ZBgaming-Jack

NO THIS IS GOLD


hi_im_12_years_old

Say year just in case they read to deep into it


Mopawa_Baby

Now that's a fresh pickup line


FlyingSand22

"Well that's because i'm not single"


UnlightablePlay

That's the name of my friend's crush


thenotYOU

Do I know you


UnlightablePlay

I don't think so the Amy that is my friend's crush is like 148 cm very short


thenotYOU

Mine is from sonic


steeleshock254

Lmao


Randommer_Of_Inserts

wtf


Embarrassed_Soil_303

Hali


Daylight_Nebula

Hi Hali, do ya wanna go to Hawaii?


Agentti_Muumi

Hali means hug in Finnish


PinkSpartan226

joke’s on you I dont have her number 😔


ApleStone

Snapchat, instagram dm, discord, reddit dm the options are endless.


cudlebear64

Just fucking walking up and saying it to her as well


Daylight_Nebula

then pass a note asking for it


Zzvvvcxx

Don't pass a note just fucking ask her


SpellOpening7852

Give her a cipher asking for it


YTPhantomYT

beatbox in morse code asking for it


SpellOpening7852

Also blink the answers to the test in morse code so you can blackmail them and say they were staring into your eyes.


Daylight_Nebula

Khim


Triplelilj

Send them the lyrics of never gonna give you up 1 word at a time


Viper7005

This is evil


Triplelilj

I may be a villain, but am I a super one


DarthTellectus

Tula


IceArtemis

Lemme tie your shoelace. Wouldn't want you falling for someone else


DarthTellectus

Yoooooooooo holy shit that’s good


STINGxINFINISUM

Smuth


syd0057

Love this


ZBgaming-Jack

Brilliant


autismonic

[Name censored] she's lesbian so no funny business Edit: after some after thought I removed her name to midagate any risk of discovery (she's active on reddit)


Sovietsky__

funny business? never. nope. nuhuh. find myself steering clear of that one. never in a million years.


autismonic

Yeah I worked up all the courage in the world to talk with her only to learn "oh crap" she's lesbian but hey at least she said that if she was straight that I would make a kick-ass boyfriend


VioHatz

Yeah dude you need to move on from that one, it's a lost cause


autismonic

Yep I know and I agree it's just that it was crushing to get that response. But she is helping me get a girlfriend or a boyfriend whichever one comes first.


LilOscar13

Lukas


Viper7005

“Have you ever pissed yourself”


LilOscar13

Can I chicken out? ;-;


gamingfreak207

Nah, just say afterwards reddit made you type that


whee5000

I don't think that's improving their chances at all


GoodraGuy

They're on reddit. Their chances of finding love was forfeited the moment they joined.


whee5000

correct


[deleted]

#


IiIfatbeautiful

“Did you know that male bees die after mating?”


llquartzllll

Call that honey nut cheerio


Triplelilj

Damn


Siberian-Spruce

My crush is my girlfriend


NeutrinoMega

E


LordRafjaved361

M


Flaky_Stick_6533

******** I wont tell her name so that you wont tell me to text her something because i cannot text her anymore.


ApleStone

Why so?


Flaky_Stick_6533

We were talking for some days and one day we had a fight because i did not reply on time and in the heat of the moment i asked her to not message me again and she did not and i couldn't move on so i deleted my account on Instagram and now i cannot message her again. (Note: we were talking on Instagram)


ApleStone

Oh that sucks


Flaky_Stick_6533

Yeah i know


KananugettI_69

Sofia


Viper7005

Text them as soon as you see this “i like dogs.” Exactly as written, no capitals and have the period


KananugettI_69

Ok...


[deleted]

...quack


MaxtheRar

Samantha


commonredditor111

something black ops zombies related


ApleStone

”Wanna go on a date”


Psioden

I don't have one anymore


Desperate_Box_

That's a long name


Vudaf00

Yknow what else is long?


pog_chat_lol

dont say it


Vudaf00

Im gonna say it


icyanplays

Don’t say it!!!


Vudaf00

The Magna Carta


Ado_Furtado

He said it


whee5000

you know what else is long


PopDatPuss420

Don’t say


whee5000

I'm gonna say


Triplelilj

Damn


DragonHeart827

Sarah


jerryiscoolest

What is your opinion on danny devito's olnyfans account


galvantula04

*spamton g. spamton*


OxygenRadon

Oh Big Shot, Oh Big, Oh Big, Oh Big Shot


Killergaming-Gamer21

This Is Really Bad Idea But Here It Is: Sarah


moose123456792

I wish to make a trade deal with you: You become my girlfriend, and in return, I become your boyfriend (or gf if you're a girl)


Killergaming-Gamer21

Hmmmm....You Sure This Gonna Work??


moose123456792

no, but it's worth a try


Killergaming-Gamer21

True Ok I'll Try Wish Me Luck!


moose123456792

let me know how it goes


RacoonnyLord

I'm aro, but let's go with my friend "rose".


Daylight_Nebula

If shes not an asshole send "You cant be a rose, you have no thorns". If she is an asshole send "You must be a rose, bc you have thorns"


RacoonnyLord

Ok cool


Obnoxious_Consistent

Thorns or no thorns?


07JEP

#


JayGmz

#


HunterOpen

Samantha


Viper7005

“Would you rather have 3 big fingers or 7 little ones”


NicknamesarenotHard

The real questions


xXWheelerXx

******* (censored for precautions)


BananaBlaster8

Let’s commit several war crimes for our first date.


SpellOpening7852

Let's dropkick a small orphan child, in self defense though in case an officer approaches.


EliteGamer246910

Princess


jerryiscoolest

Your name is fucking stupid


Grayer95

Joscelyn and she's my gf and crush


SecretlyGiggles

Supra TT Mark4


Daylight_Nebula

I know how to turn you on, but do you know how to turn me on?


Gabecush1

Kiera


Viper7005

“Ever gone skinny dipping”


[deleted]

[удалено]


OkSir__

De Janeiro


Firecto

Kira


tbf315

“Please don’t kill me” OR: “Killer Queen has already planted a bomb”


ShadowKnightX-_-

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!??!


tbf315

EVERYTHING’S A JOJO REFERENCE


Perrenne

“Let me be the Misa to your Kira?”


Mr_BigBananas

😍 Mr_BigBananas 😍


GoldenSuicideBooth

Can I see your big banana🙏


SurveyInitial

Ricky, but we've never talked I just see him in classes


Viper7005

Ask him if he has ever thought about turning into a pickle


SurveyInitial

Lol idk how I'd feel about whatever his answer might be


thegaykid25

Jean Carlo. :>


chaos-planet

Would say but its too risky in case he's coincidentaly on here 😭


gamingfreak207

Fuck you I'm not saying (my crush has reddit so fuck me if she sees this)


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

Pucci


Lukarrie

Gwendelyne


YuIshigami145

Maanash


AdRepresentative3726

Queencie


Mr_On1on

Hahaha Jokes on you! I don't have a crush


xdDeltaa

Myself


LEANDRO1345

Sara


Lazy_loaf

I don’t know why I’m doing this but It’s Madeline


AccomplishedAd2710

Monserrat (plz don't do it a weird thing, I haven't talked to her for over a year)