T O P
bot_Raven

**Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored! See footer for more information.** --- Hi, *Dennis_5618*! Unfortunately, [your submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qj5zz2/for_every_comment_on_this_post_in_the_next_24/) has been removed from /r/teenagers for the following reason***(s)*** listed below: >#2. No spamming. >**a. Irrelevant Memes** > * Image macros, memes, copypastas, videos, etc. that are not specifically relevant to the average teenager may be removed. Memes must relate to daily teenaged life; they shouldn't be applicable to other subs or every day people. For example, if it's relatable to someone who is not a teen, it's not suitable for this sub. If it's a funny meme that has no relevancy to specific teenaged experiences, it's not suitable for this sub. Please check you are using the appropriate subreddits. >**b. Spam** >* Posts with intent to spam and clog /new/, and/or intent to collect karma including cake day posts are not allowed. Post deemed to be spamming /new/ such as personality tests or question threads are subject to removal if necessary whether or not there is a megathread created to contain these posts. Reposts or extremely similar memes are subject to removal. >* Submissions that do not create relevant discussion are not allowed. Posts such as "why was this user banned"; "why aren't my posts showing up?"; screenshots of Reddit including a user's profile, r/teenagers or other subs, posts, comments, etc; or images that lack any context fall under this rule. >**c. Comment spam** >* Comments with the intent to spam by extremely large messages, copypastas, or multiple repeated comments throughout the sub are subject to removal. *The full extended documentation of Rule 2 can be found on [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_2._no_spamming.), as the quote block above is our simplified version for ease of reading.* This may have resulted in infraction points being added to your account. To see how many infraction points you have, [message the moderators](/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers). To learn more about infraction points, [click here](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). Please familiarise yourself with [our rules](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules) before commenting or submitting. --- **If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [Message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us! Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored!**


Youngpotato4251

Here before someone starts spamming like crazy


Dennis_5618

Yeah, I've set a cap at $100 as im not rich and forgot people just spam


cvanguard

Your post is already close to that cap in less than 30 minutes. I don’t even want to think about how high it could get.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiamondJolt

2.1k now


biggiedikey

It shows 2.4 now


RazorNemesis

Dang, 300 in 3 minutes?


dogbreath101

2600 at 53minutes


AgentFrostt

2.4k now. It went in 300 in 3 minutes. So this person is getting approximately 100 comments in a minute. Dang.


rohannair183

Lolz, good man


NYCScarletSpider

You’re already at $110 dollars


PotatoesForPutin

Pussy


whitepinenipples

Pussy!


LeonTypeXD

Hey man, you really shouldn’t do these things if you aren’t rich. You’ve already doubled the limit you’ve consciously set so it seems like a way to gain karma. Just donate the money if it’s really for a good cause.


Car13Gamer65

So you're just farming some karma, because you know you're gonna do it anyway?


Brilliant-Tomato-858

Coward


OompaIoompas

do replies to comments count? edit: do the deed motherfucker


Dennis_5618

Ill just look at the amount reddit says there are


OompaIoompas

hmm


rabidcoolman23

CBT wikipedia Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. 


OompaIoompas

$0.10


OompaIoompas

$0.20


OompaIoompas

$0.30


OompaIoompas

$0.40


OompaIoompas

$0.50


OompaIoompas

$0.60


OompaIoompas

$0.70


OompaIoompas

$0.80


OompaIoompas

$0.90


ElDereck123

Better count


Mangokingguy

CBT wikipedia Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. 


Mangokingguy

Cock and baww towtuwe (CBT), penis towtuwe ow dick towtuwe is a sexuaw activity invowving appwication of pain ow constwiction to the penis ow testicwes. This may invowve diwectwy painfuw activities, such as genitaw piewcing, wax pway, genitaw spanking, squeezing, baww-busting, genitaw fwogging, uwethwaw pway, tickwe towtuwe, ewotic ewectwostimuwation, kneeing ow kicking.[1] The wecipient of such activities may weceive diwect physicaw pweasuwe via masochism, ow emotionaw pweasuwe thwough ewotic humiwiation, ow knowwedge that the pway is pweasing to a sadistic dominant. 


LaTostadaSalvaje

Djhebsiabaiq


ubdiwala

Thanks


rabidcoolman23

CBT wikipedia Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. 


SuPsTiNgA

👍


Dennis_5618

EDIT: I will have to cap it at $100 as I dont want to get bankrupt


SpEeDyMaN1297

You


SpEeDyMaN1297

Will


SpEeDyMaN1297

Donate


SpEeDyMaN1297

50


SpEeDyMaN1297

Cents.


BirdyHelper

60 cents


MyCatLeftMelol

70 cents


Tim-Noah

80 cents


0WN_1T

90¢


tommygun2009

90 cents


Zik_YT

Make


Zik_YT

It


Zik_YT

80


Furkan276

More


Crazy_Key5302

Than


Furkan276

Bill Gates has


jarrertheerror

In his


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

pool


Dead_inside_man

Piggy bank


defaultuser195

Ahhhh ight then


Girl_of-the_UwU

That would be a bankruptcy speedrun


Jotaro______Kujo

Why


TrueUwUGod

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


itriedtoohardtoday

What the fuck


ps-djon

Well, well, well. It appears that u/trueUwUGod is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


Giantape64

Machamp tho, he looking fine


karl0331

Pussy can have many flavors. From sweet and subtle, to tangy and strong. I never recommend eating whilst eating out, but for beverage pairings I would go with a lighter rosè for milder pussy. The bubbles will make the sweeter notes of berry and last night’s Tinder-Date pop. For a more refined pussy eating experience, I recommend a brut like Dom P or Pierre Jouet. But don’t pour it directly on the snatch, give the muff a good dive before you swirl your quaff. For more pronounced pussy flavors of rich yellowtail tuna and farmhouse hay, I recommend bourbon and a fuck ton of it. Because if her pussy smells like a combo of skipjack & farmhouse hay you’re going to want hard liquor.


JeTaiMZ

What did I just read?


-AverageUsername-

Gilbert Godfried has gotten out of hand these days


TheTrashTrain

Bet


ItzJustArij

That’s very good of u


queen-masy

Skididididididid


imasheep590

More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the eggers at one point. Officers respond quickly to every egging call at the home -- which is less than a mile from the police station. Both Clemens and detectives are at a dead end when it comes to suspects. Clemens had suspicions about a young man across the street who confronted him a couple years ago and asked him to stop calling police about suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Clemens said that he had started calling police more often as he noticed more crime -- mostly suspected drug activity. Another neighbor Clemens suspected was ruled out when officers saw him standing outside as an attack occurred in the presence of police. Investigators have taken several different approaches to nabbing the eggers, including installing a surveillance camera on the house. Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there. Clemens says the culprits either have access to a large supply of eggs or are stealing them from businesses that throw them out when they go bad. Detectives have followed this thread, visiting local restaurants and businesses asking about missing eggs. They've also tried collecting fingerprints from eggshells, but Houser said that's an impossible task. When an egg breaks, it releases proteins that destroy DNA. Officers have gone door to door questioning neighbors and handing out fliers. Nobody has come forward with any tips. "The person or people who are doing it have remained very tight-lipped apparently," Houser said. "I would imagine it would be hard to keep a secret of something that had been done hundreds of times and for nobody to step forward to talk about it." The guilty parties don't appear to be intimidated by police interest in the case. An officer last year was taking a report when a barrage of eggs was launched at the house. One hit him in the foot. Houser said he's never seen this level of vandalism in his 20 years of police work. It's frustrated the whole department, which has dedicated hundreds of hours toward solving the egging mystery. "The man hours put into that investigation were huge and one of the reasons it's so frustrating that we don't have somebody right now that we can criminally charge," Houser said. The culprits will face charges of felony vandalism and criminal damaging, Houser said. Additional charges could be tacked on if investigators find evidence that the attacks are a hate crime. The search continues Clemens is waiting until the perpetrators are caught before he repairs the tarnished siding. His insurance company is refusing to settle a claim until the guilty party is found. He said he used to clean up after each attack, but it became so frequent that he couldn't keep up. Police initially offered a $500 reward for information, but bumped it up to $1,000 after nobody came forward. That money is still up for grabs. "We're not going to let it go," Houser said. "We'll continue to put effort into it until we figure something out." Despite all the torment, Clemens said he'd never consider moving from his beloved home. "I like the neighborhood," Clemens said. "I like the city of Euclid. I would live and die in this house -- but it's been kind of a nightmare."


Jeooaj

Should have sent each word as a comment bro.


AirlineFlightsYT

What did I just read


DanHeppell

bet


VanderCreep

you sir, are a legend. Also can we have proof?


absolutelyuseless31

U better give them 10 cents for my comment bruv


Big_Help

wonderful


a_good_human

Ocean


mrmilk247

I like milk


koytail

CBT wikipedia Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. 


Causix

.


Globnorp

1


Globnorp

2


ididooo

Sus sus amogus sus sus


Saiyen_pili

I wanted to say « e »


TheGuy_WhoAsked

RAID: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends devs.


Vette_Boi22

+10¢


blueit456

Bloop


CyberGarrickV2

Gay sex


BCS2006

Less go


AlexShadDynasty

Hehe


thing2p

🤔


KnottedElephant

Good luck


Splatterman27

Seas


PixelGamer505

Lmao


Baaf2015

Damn lets go man


quanoey

Salami.


Big_Help

good for yoy


GlacticDragon

Make the 100 dollar cap happen


PyroShotGaming

Finna be broke


TheNeatPenguin

This better not be a scam


skrubbsvamp

:)


PenguinGuy14

Thank you very much for your contribution!


Nimoy2313

I just watched the videos on it! So they accept crypto as donation?


i_like_birbs34

Very nice of you


papadonjuan

Gay


papadonjuan

Gay


papadonjuan

Gay


papadonjuan

Gay


papadonjuan

Gay


i_am_hamza

🌊 🦭


Corrado_Jr

Go


Corrado_Jr

Seas


PingopingOW

Rich boi in the house


Dennis_5618

not really, haven't donated to anything before so just want to do something for once


PingopingOW

You can easily expect this to get at least 2000 comments, which is $200. It’s great if you have that money to give to a good cause but it’s still quite a lot


bouttaboy

they set a limit of $100


Globnorp

3


Globnorp

4


Globnorp

5


Globnorp

6


NecroK

Dick's in my mouth


BirdyHelper

No. 6 of your tongues in mine


Globnorp

7


Globnorp

8


Globnorp

9


falconfan663

G


Globnorp

10


falconfan663

G


Goombatower69

Hmm, ok then


Xeukxz

Gay porn


Robert17z7

Robert


Guilty_Energy9930

Bet


gamerrayyan11

Well hello there


Inalasy

ohoho youre gonna be bankrupt


nodontbeoffendedbyme

Somebody once told me


mariodalesi

Let's do this


Linxnin

0.10


adriantn27

Wassup


itstashababe

kinda sweet of you


War_master_9

Chad


UnlightablePlay

Start


UnlightablePlay

Donating


UnlightablePlay

Money


Forward-Many2887

You rock


TeboeCubes

comment 1


krepalah

Do it


Tomsh0w

Well I wrote this song for the Cristian Youth...


TeboeCubes

comment 2


TeboeCubes

comment 3


TeboeCubes

comment 4


TeboeCubes

comment 5


TeboeCubes

comment 6


TeboeCubes

comment 7


SmellFeeling2433

10p


TeboeCubes

comment 8


SmellFeeling2433

20p


TeboeCubes

comment 9


TeboeCubes

comment 10


SmellFeeling2433

30


IHaveProblemsLol

cum


SmellFeeling2433

40p


SmellFeeling2433

50p


SmellFeeling2433

60p


SmellFeeling2433

70p


SmellFeeling2433

80p


SmellFeeling2433

90p


Saiyen_pili

And am pro


SmellFeeling2433

£1 btw send nudes lol


Izannic

Nice


[deleted]

Cant donate myself so thank you very much brother


othietheguy

Here is my 10 cent contribution, (through someone else) to team seas.


Halkhad

brib


Vert1caly

Good luck man


PigeonBroski

Good luck man


carlISNOTlogical

Thats so nice of you to do lo


Tomtothebrawl

Gl


HappyRobot123

This, is a comment.


HappyRobot123

Dear god.


HappyRobot123

There’s more-


HappyRobot123

No.


Banga0850

Money money for the seas


Jeremy05_

Lol why would you do this xd


white_man_123

Hamburger dog


bigone12353

Have fun and at least its a good cause


laosuna

Chad


big_cock_69420

$10 to TeamSeas


MostExellentFailure

A


rowangotfinesse

Gang


normanticBears

d o n a t e


big_cock_69420

Donate


MostExellentFailure

B


big_cock_69420

Donate


Onions2085

Yes


big_cock_69420

Donate


MostExellentFailure

C


MostExellentFailure

D


SaintGecko

Go team seas 🌊


thebanditoman

Lol almost at 200 comments in 15 minutes