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skyelimess

Whoever guesses what’s on the plate is more like it. Is that meat??


EEEpic_

Yeahhhh I made bacon


skyelimess

Ohhh is it Canadian bacon or something? Less thin and strip like than I usually think of bacon. I honestly thought it was a chunk of ham lol Edit: listen haters… I was asking if it Canadian bacon in the first question just as a response to it being called “bacon.” THEN I was saying what I had thought it was before the bacon answer was given… ham. Sheesh people, never thought I’d get so much slack over the parts of a pig


EEEpic_

Australian bacon. I think that we can get the strip, but in all honesty I prefer this one, if you see it in the shops, I recommend that you try it out, it might be a little different, but it's nice


AngryTomato99

A fellow man from a land down under I see.


Frosted1321

Where women glow and men chunder? Edit: spelling


AngryTomato99

Don't put "edit:" if it's for song lyrics man you kinda ruined it just fix it and leave it there


darkdweller99

Ah another brother from down under


AforAlex2539

As an Australian I immediately knew it was bacon Edit: How did this get 50 upvotes


EEEpic_

nice


ConanOToole

In Ireland, we call that a 'rasher'


EEEpic_

Interesting.... Thanks for letting me know!


Blankyblank86

Mate.. they call it that here in Australia also lol


EEEpic_

Tbh I'm Indian and so my lingo may not be the best, but I will try to refer to it correctly onwards, thanks!


[deleted]

The perspective made me think it was a chunk of something at first, but as soon as I saw the word bacon it clicked.


CheeseCake3012

Sorcery


peepoop6942_0

I knew it was Australian when I saw the tissues


EEEpic_

Nice


bin364

Australian supremacy


Hydra_On_Xbox

valid


TysoP712

Aussies above all


Mount_Cardy-Rona

That’s what I was thinking. Here in aus it’s like looks like ham but you Yankees got strips of it


Brimstone_Seal

These are called 'medallions', the are different than 'strip' bacon because they have no fat and are circular


AGoodPerson69

I’m from Scotland, and I think that sort of bacon is common in everywhere except for America.


beew_weeb

i thought it was round cut watermelon lmfao


Pilgram1308

Looks like a tongue.


EEEpic_

Bro what kinda tongues u see in?


Pilgram1308

Tasty ones. Why does this have a downvote. xd


EEEpic_

HUH


ketchup_syrup

That's bacon? Tbh it looks more like a small raw steak to me


TheRobotYoshi

Tbh I thought that was a watermelon with no skin


skyelimess

Didn’t look juicy enough 😂😂 but I kinda see where you’re coming from


[deleted]

Milk


EEEpic_

Correct!


AngryTomato99

why tf you drinking milk with bacon


EEEpic_

i like milk so I kinda have it with anything


German_Camel

I too enjoy milk and have it with everything. How many gallons of milk end up missing at the end of your day?


EEEpic_

About half a bottle


PurpleCabbage999

Ah a fellow milk enjoyer. White Milk is honestly the most manly drink. Only the actually tall people drink milk lmao.🥛


cherrikii

I drink a ton of milk I’m short af. Still gonna drink it tho cause tasty


thelonelyone215

Its your genes. Dont fall for bs on the internet which says "They'll help you grow". Wait for your time


cherrikii

I know, I made my comment to say that milk doesn’t make everyone tall, using myself as an example. I’m already past my growing phase anyway, I’m short and that’s just how it is and I’m cool with it.


SalvocybinLSDMT

It produces estrogen so I'd say it's pretty feminine🤱


EEEpic_

Yeah my family says it's a problem because when I'm thirsty I'll take a drink of milk instead of water... Maybe it is a problem but it's still hella good


GermanPizza56

A bottle? Like a pint or quart?


EEEpic_

OK I did the conversion and our Aussie milk bottles come in a 3 litre bottle which is about 0.7 gallons, so I drink about 0.3 gallons a day (roughly)


Rambowcat83

Chad right here


rampallianuraag

I am lactose intolerant and this offends me.


Thonull

My school canteen sells 1L bottles of straight milk for $2. It’s the best!


EEEpic_

Dude you got it good homie, enjoy some milk for me will you?


Thonull

Of course


EEEpic_

Thank you


SciyanideX

Meat with milk is a famous stereotype that it causes vitiligo


this_is_a_trash_ac

Milk?


EEEpic_

correct, but someone already got it :(


TheNerdMaster69

Giant desert centipede venom. It's giant desert centipede venom.


EEEpic_

Finally I was waiting so long for someone to say the correct answer. Lol


Sirkiz

Cum


KDivyanshu

My cum


I_like_milk59

Our cum


I_P3D

**Soviet Anthem Intensifies**


MasterYehuda816


EEEpic_

Hmmm... Not really


Sidarthus

Everyone knows milk is cow cum smh


Pighead_

Cows are female tho, but Fe is iron and male is man so they are ironman meaning they are men


[deleted]

*Still cum though*


benoito

I wish this was Every comment


Ice-Infinite

r/beatmetoit


PraisTheSunn

r/beatmetoit, i'll have to go delete my other comment now, hope You're happy


StunnedPizzaHut

Oxygen


EEEpic_

huh... I mean, ur not wrong


GreasyD-45

Egg


EEEpic_

Haha nah but I should have


Hoovyded

The other 2 thirds of my kidney


EEEpic_

I have so many questions...


Hoovyded

You shouldn’t. You put them in the cup


OmSliceYT

Holy shit lmfao


ImDaBest_69

I am more curious about what nether realm creature is on that plate


EEEpic_

It's bacon haha. I guess it looks different from what you would normally get in America I assume?


ImDaBest_69

Oh I kinda see it now. I live in Australia, we have the same kind of bacon, but I haven’t had it in a long time


EEEpic_

Ahhh, well then I would recommend giving it another shot, it is quite exquisite


Thomas_Warner

semen


EEEpic_

Nah lol


Thomas_Warner

proof?


EEEpic_

Ummm the glass is empty now...


Thomas_Warner

mf over here drank the semen smh


EEEpic_

Bruh I can't be exposed like that lmao


Thomas_Warner

Homie really is the Cum Consumer🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


WeaselBeagle

Cumsumer


EEEpic_

Oh no..


TrailBlazer9896

Apple juice yes i drink apple juice out of mugs


EEEpic_

nice, its not apple juice but cool to know


TrailBlazer9896

Yes it's milk bing bada bop


RslPride

I can’t even tell what’s on the plate let alone in the mug lmao


57and56

Gravy


Nessssssssssie

Blood of the children in your basement


EEEpic_

👀


Nessssssssssie

U know I right, u sick fuck


Nessssssssssie

I’m sorry today’s a bad day *dramatic mtv crying cut scene*


EEEpic_

Haha don't worry mate. Hope ur day can brighten up! :)


Nessssssssssie

Thanks mate, wanna pass the mug over


EEEpic_

😊👉🥛


Nessssssssssie

Thanks bro 🗿


cowscrewer

Tears of the person who created that meal


EEEpic_

My tears were not in there lol


Codebreaker10101

Cunning Ultimate Milk


AlwayzCool23

The Great C.U.M. !!


SimplyDepressed

probably liquid


Fearless_Locksmith

Vomit


knightt748

seeing pics like these make me thankful for the food I have bruh


EEEpic_

Lol I could make something better I just wasn't bothered


Official_GeterPiffen

Cum, jizz, nut, sperm, dick sauce, white piss, love nectar, baby batter, ball blast, the spit of the one eyed snake.


Peterminat

BBQ sauce for the bacon


ComprehensiveLab6765

I know exactly whats in the cup A drink


EEEpic_

Yooo true


thatHadron

It amazes me that people don't recognise that as bacon.


EEEpic_

Yeah lol


gimpus17

We can rule out self-respect


Comedian-Youtuber

***cum***


Shermanvc25

Cum


RRay108

Cum


MaxCastillo7

obviously milk nd coffee


EEEpic_

Milk and coffee? No


MaxCastillo7

either milk or some type of juice


EEEpic_

OK u gotta give me one final answer milk or juice, which one?


MaxCastillo7

juice


LegoThatGotShitOn

Salmon


Groovy_Gabriel

A bible?


kumori_77

More ham


speadiestbeaneater

oo oo a liquid, its gotta be a liquid


ZimBobub

Now that this post is many hours old, air


AHAAAAAAH

Confidence


EEEpic_

I like the answer, but not quite


AHAAAAAAH

Its that box im the back


EEEpic_

Ahhh yes I didn't see that lol


bin364

Bacon


Icy_Caterpillar_2217

Milk


gummy_ore0

Milk


AMurderousChip

NAH BRUH IM MORE CONCERNED AS TO WHATS ON YOUR PLATE


batyiuoaaa

CUM


DarkShadowMemesOff

Bloo- I mean milk


bearcatthingman

I know this is weird to put in a cup but, maple syrup?


EEEpic_

Ooooh I was recommended to try maple syrup on bacon, and I totally should've had had some then too! Next time, I will for sure get some :D


Jonas_Jones_

filled to at least 10% with air


marcelpayin

Nothing because you cant afford to drink


PowerN23

E


EEEpic_

E


CaseTars

Molecules… EEEpic_ there are molecules in your mug


EEEpic_

Yooooo trueeee


CaseTars

I won boys/girls… I think XD


EEEpic_

Half way there ;)


CaseTars

Excited molecules cause whatever is in there is warm *mic drop*


Afterlifeactions

Milk? I saw in the background and it looks like a carton, so my mind went to milk.


ExcessGryphon

The blood of your enemies?


EEEpic_

Possibly


FermentedCheese2

Vodka


AdilEhsan15

Something to drink


Darkinnocence69

Choccy milk


PaleDesigner432

PoTato


Asparagus_i_like_it

I’ve got no idea but I’m guessing your Australian? I can only tell because of the tissue box


MarionberryNo561

No no no no no let's not talk about what's in the mug but what's on the fucking plate. It looks like watermelon if it came from a chicken man


fucktard1o1

Choccy milk


CuBiCbutlame

Whatever it is, here take my free award!


ExkAp3de

Are you litterally just eating one slice of meat? Thats kinda not even worth the effort to turn on the stove.


Fried_Ice_Creem

*british music starts playing* ITS TEA


noiceshrek-21-

why do you have a melon slice on your plate


ShubhamManna

I was Gordan Ramsay for a moment lol


angu3liu

Ay lesh go I got the same tissue box as u


GangShooter1204

The oil from that weirdly shaped and raw bacon


therevolvingoutpost

Is that a liver on the plate


G1nger-Snaps

Screw what’s in the mug what the fuck is on your plate??


mine40times

Bile juice of the pig your bacon came from


TheMacBoogie

Bruh I thought the thing on the plate was a watermelon, bruh guess what's on the plate is better than guess what's in the mug


DeRAnGeD_CarROt202

99% sure it's orange juice


BigEpicNSFW

Milk Edit: shit someone said it before me


ThatAnimeWatchr

Can we guess what the hell is on your plate first?


airgod231

Bacon juice


MyItSelf

In this cup is drink


SadStruggleInLife

Plot twist: there is nothing inside that mug


Admirable-Door1724

This doesn’t even make sense, how are people getting milk from the mug? How tf you seeing inside an enclosed container.


yellinglaughter

My precious


goodnamelikesogood

Me.


5hadd0w

Milk


EEEpic_

Yup, but someone already said it, good guess!


jimmygarterex

Cmon man, eat better or you'll be sick. At least two bananas and eggs with that bacon.


EEEpic_

You know I actually have been snacking on a bunch of bananas recently, and this was just a snack. This day I actually ran out so I would've. Thanks for your concern, kind stranger!


YourBestBaka

Almond water just incase you noclip


doughnutman69420

Your mug is full of confidence


EEEpic_

Thank you!


killerbee123261

my neighbour totoro


dangitdangit_eEeEeEE

Burger i think


Rabbidraccoon18

I doubt it's gonna be something as easy as coffee


Rabbidraccoon18

Ooh ooh I think this is a trick question! The cup is empty


EEEpic_

Nope, not a trick question, but I like ur train of thought!


adurham356

A liquid


dummythiccbrainboi

Milk


Oct0pusW1zard

Something, probably.


Warthog-Designer

There is only one true answer Chocky milk


Wise-Weakness8860

I'm more worried about wtf is on that plate


Parthiv_M23

Since I'm commenting after 11 hrs that cup is probably empty.