T O P

here is a map of europe i made

here is a map of europe i made

V0st0

This is the alternate universe where Poland formed a union with novgorod instead of lithuania


Flesholone

fellow eu4 player


[deleted]

I played as japan I nuked the us 😈 alternate universe payback bitches


ppppineapplesf

love using nukes in my favourite cold war game eu4


[deleted]

Wait fuck I was thinking of hoi4


SharpPixels08

Cold War, HOI is WW2


DudAcco

Alternate universe where Poland is actually Stronger than Lithuania.


TheTrashTrain

Excuse you i am not estonian


IShotYourDongOf

Virolaisia emme ole, puolalaisiksi emme halua tulla.


Takye420

niinpä


JayVJtheVValour

En ole virolainen.


SamWigglesworth

Same


chicken69_

Saatana


MiksuPiksu196

Perkele suomi takas


Santtuboiplays77

Niinku nyt


Stubborncomrade

FOR ESTONIA comrade!


Takye420

viro ei edes ole niin vitun kylmä


ihaveacursedpfp

But i am


ThatMacMotherfucker

And I'm not Š*ptar 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 ^^^^/s ^^^^if ^^^^it ^^^^isn't ^^^^obvious


immortaltrout27

What are you? A Shkije. Glorious Albania wins again 🇦🇱💪💪💪


ThatMacMotherfucker

ALBANIA IS HRVATSKA CONFIRMED


WhoseTheNerd

But I am Estonian.


owllavu

Aga mina olen :D


Apprehensive-Ad-2981

Danish?


nadav5498

I'm waiting for the angry people on the isreal part


Ok-Law9484

I was about to get angry but then I saw Spain/Portugal


____schnitzel____

Portuguese here! Im felling like killing some non christians :)


Smooth_Salad

CHAMEM A PADEIRA


[deleted]

Lol me too


Lebanese_Hommus546

Can confirm, this is offensive on so many levels I can't even comprehend


_MataS1D_

Trust me I’m an Israeli and I’m not happy with this either. Like more than half of the country is part of “desert wasteland”


GMB2006

Oh, Oh, Oh, not only Israel is angry.


Pilgram1308

Guess I'm a Nazi Austrian.


ThatguynamedBK

Guess I'm german


Majdrys

Me2 .. not sure if im offended or gettin ready to offend!?


The0therDude

sieht finster für uns aus Kollege, verdammte Angelsachsen


Pilgram1308

Akkurat. Alle die hier deutsch können sind trotzdem papatastisch.


The0therDude

*schaudern*


yarak_69

Same. The Nazi Part isnt even offending but calling us A\*strians is really bad. I dont want to be a person that cant really speak our language


philivanilli_

Netherlands and Austria should be claimed by Germoney, change my mind


yarak_69

Sounds good. Time for ANSCHLUSS. Fuck the G E K O L O N I S I E R D comments


iemandopaard

I have never needed to do this before but G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Pilgram1308

Yeah let's take over and while we're at it let's take Poland and a bit of France.


philivanilli_

At least Elsass-Lothringen


noob-master-69-69

I like how you split Norway and Sweden


Soviet___Reunion

Both Minecraft and Ikea are swedish so 2 Sweden, i guess


noob-master-69-69

I’m just happy they put it like Norway belong to Sweden like in olden time Ps:this is joke


Pyrenees_

Now post it on r/mapmaking


thesecondmemer

And r/imaginarymaps


Pyrenees_

"Alternate Europe - no lore"


MUZ0o

I guess im greek now


goat_on_the_boat420

WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE


metri1o0xd

I'm pretty sure you actually have Greek ancestry tho


jonturk_01

today's episode in beliving everything that anti-Turkish sources says about Turks


metri1o0xd

That's nothing anti Turkish lmao. He's very likely to have Greek ancestry as Greeks often converted to Islam and adopted Turkish names specially in Anatolia. Don't understand me wrong, I have nothing against Turks. My best best internet friend is from Instambul and even he said that his ancestry is Turkish, Greek and Czech :)


GeneralCraft65

The Scotland England triggers me


StandardCaterpillar9

According to this very professional map, Wales is nonexistent.


GeneralCraft65

I feel sorry for the nonexistent Welsh ngl


StandardCaterpillar9

Everyone likes to joke that Wales doesn’t exist in the real world anyways. I feel bad for them either way.


TreasonableBrowser

"Oh, you're Welsh? Do you live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrowbllllantysiliogogogoch and have you fucked a sheep?"


StandardCaterpillar9

I have a Welsh friend who taught me how to say that name. Actually, fun fact that no one wants to hear, that annoying stereotype is from way back, when if you stole a sheep and was caught it was easier to admit to beastiality than theft, because stealing had a more severe punishment than…well. You get the picture.


TreasonableBrowser

I'm Welsh myself and I'm just taking the piss out of how others see us


StandardCaterpillar9

I have no biases against the Welsh they’re super friendly people


miffypancake123

PINEAPPLE IN PIZZA IS GOOD?! outrageous


Flimsy_Let8646

Kinda is tho


2071909

To the guillotine


Flimsy_Let8646

I don't own a guillotine so you'll have to bring your own


dibbus123

I will try to fit it in my suitcase.


TheFloridaManYT

r/knightsofpinnapple


CaptainNamko

world in the eye of a american.


ecarg91

Greece should be “American eats this every other day of the year”


KennyToms27

I just love the "c o l d" one, lol.


GMB2006

Most educated American in Geography.


Techboy07

im german


CheetoDorito420

go back to school then please


Pc_Man00

Apparently Poland and Russia switched places Edit: so did Spain and portugal


Slugees

“IM A SCWOTISH FROM DOON SOOTH”


Hekate-333

excUSE YOU. We might have 65% alch everywhere, multiple variants of vampires, yeah we had a guy called Dracula who liked impaling people and we have witches. BUT. it's not chernobyl radiation, we're just Romanians


vaszoly

Didn't know I lived in kosovo


666bot666

Since estonia replaced finland, at least now beer will be cheaper


Stormyturkey312

The worst is that some people for real think Belgium is part of France


CommunicationNo702

Greece lmao


Soda_Addict_XD

I live in Minecraft


Bomboooo

Same


Soda_Addict_XD

Oh cool, Sweden or Norway?


Bomboooo

Norway


Soda_Addict_XD

Eww


billnyetheaplepie

Petition to change norways name to cold, as a norwegian, im the first one to sign


Bomboooo

Jeg signerer den jeg og


GreatUsername101

All of Scandinavia could be cold


the-horny_weeb

nice, but pls don't call the pizza land pinapple on pizza is good


black_lung_fungus

Love how you included the European city Japan🥰 so inclusive


kIllXD666

Where Ireland?


Soviet_Husky

To the right of North


kIllXD666

Understandable very accurate map well done


Comeqs

I feel harassed, u forgot Denmark


Goeje

I was waiting for a dane to comment


Comeqs

Well I’m happy to assist your needs :D


GreatUsername101

we are too many great things for them to be put into a singular title


TheNOCOYeti

Iceland is Japan lol


NowMatEye

ROMANIA #1 ROMANIA #1 🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪🇷🇴🇷🇴


MessageNo8550

I am now Japanese


zeldacraft_64

Oh I wish Japan was that close


BiggusDickusInRome

Don't go to saudi arabia you will get killed for what you have done to the middle east


Swishta

How dare you call my country Scotland I’m offended


FBI_03

Japan


flipheck1

Nice try, we all know "baltics" is just latvia and finland


Robo_petr

Finally people understand the true power of Poland


Zipped102

Good job Poland, you took over most of Russia


cacsm

How to trigger every European alive 101


Techboy07

im a european


cacsm

So you are triggered


Bomboooo

I live in Norway, but its Minecraft on this Map, so im not complaining!


Rebrandign

😎Poland mountain 💪💪💪😎😎🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱Pierogi😳


Water_drinking_man6

but who is in paris?


Vidio_thelocalfreak

I'm soviet apparently


SHREY36904

r/cursedmaps


suriname-ballv2

do you want me to get physically aggressive?


tumamaensidecar0

Im Spanish and I want to kill you


Moonl0rd

I love how you got "northern ireland" but couldent place "ireland" yk.... the thing south of northern ireland


PappR

Why tf is Romania so far in the east,i don't get it


leokou07

I am now south Macedonian


No-Database-5034

Man called Africa desert wasteland bruuuhhh-


Hellspawner26

i think you got Spain and Portugal the other way around


Soviet___Reunion

No, that's what ameriksns think Europe looks like.


Techboy07

im a european this map was meant to offend people


Nutsburst69_420

I am German and find it Hella funny


KLBZPLB

Im polish and find it even funnier


terrariancrumpet

I'm english and do not like being called scottish


Djmaxamus

I’m sure the Scottish also hate being called English


gustavsIsDeadInside

okay but like why is Japan up there? you kinda got the Baltics correct.. except for Estonia, which you put in Finland -_-


Waterflame-flame

I guess i am from a desert wasteland


Outer_sloth

Guess I live in Nazi Austria


Disastrous_Toe_3977

🤣🤣🤣😂


HamSanw1ch

That make sense to me


Lor450

One map to enrage them all -LoTR?


GMB2006

Me, seeing Bulgaria begin part of Macedonia instead the reverse: Angry Balkan noises


Ducks_are_epicc

I’m scottish now


EnricoHere

Man I wish Estonia was this big. They could finally be Nordic


one_inch_wonder_420

If you were trying to trigger every irish person, congratulations you did it. We hate nothing more than other irish people


Ok-Law9484

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave


pissedagainOK

ENGLAND IS STUCK IN SCOTLAND


Kitsune_898

I'm italian. I'm coming for u


AgenteStarship

My dream is live on Europe, England to be more precise


ROBERTTHECACTUS

What the fuck is going on in the Balkans


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sugondeze_nuts69420

ಠ_ಠ


BlackSpore

Guess I'm Ukranian now


Dat_guy_VERREAUX

I thought how could Japan be there then I realize the earth is a sphere


thepikpak

Ah yes i am from Minecraft


pickapickamon

I hate this and I hate you


AVH999

Oh my god my guy I hope this was a joke or I would be questioning our generations geography skills


DragonMaster_HS

Love the fact that the only fucking place you didnt name is my country. And the real name is over the sea


WiglyPig

*hey op, where is the Netherlands?*


Zynthyx

“America eats this for Thanksgiving”


AlbertoGamezYT

Ah yes, Romania, The great Chernobyl Empire


_MataS1D_

Bri’ish when drawing borders be like


Agahawe

This is the most offensive image in the world


heafps

This is complete bullshit


mynan34

Snakes my country Wales so bad


Ceasnov

lmao, romania went overseas


cursingsum9

Wait, where's South ireland


EOwl_24

I am neither an Austrian nor a Nazi!


lgutierrezr7

The only thing wrong with the map is Isreal.


Noname_1111

I aproove of being banks


Noname_1111

Oh dear I just noticed Japan


Noname_1111

Oh god the more I look at it the more cursed it gets ahhhh


Reddit171007

As a Scottish person I am hurt


Gunnlaugr_X-X

Agreed.


MCVanjaMC

So I'm from Kosovo.


iemandopaard

so OIL and DESERT WASTELAND are the same country


quandolerterakmente

are you aware you just made everyone angry?


Pupwich

Where do u recommened i move to when I can? Ii have adhd and work benefits is a plus


dogwithabome

it looks more cursed every second i look at it


GDPlayerAndLover

Why Chernobyl is not in Ukraine?


HILLBILLYJEBUS

where is ravioli gun?


Human-13

Take my upvote and leave


RobloxianHunter69

i dislike this severely


AbyssalRuler

youre going to die


DudAcco

Seeing big Poland is the biggest nightmare in the world- Lithuania,Latvia,Belarus, Ukraine,Germany,Czechia, Slovakia,Romania.


aLcAty

As a romanian I must say I'm very happy to see my country mentioned


MrGamer_1848

Italian man is sending the mafia yo kill you


IamaJarJar

You could of atleast called ireland, northern ireland instead of north ireland, but hey, I guess people just forget we exist D:


PointedHydra837

The fact that the entirety of Ireland is Northern Ireland… I’d suggest not turning your car on if you live in England.


Anarott

bro some people in Bulgaria are gonna get mad that u put us as South Macedoina holy shit lmao


-Kiriko-

Oh boy, Poland became BIG


DanTheDanTheDan06

This is horribly wrong smh We all know Paris isn't real


YDOfficial

OIL


IllegalErika

While everything is confusing like Romania being on the wrong side of the Black Sea, Poland/Russia, Spain/Portugal, Germany/Austria, what the fuck is Japan doing in Europe????


Assassin6696

England and Scotland wrong way round


owllavu

This is cursed i love it


Ros8h

Please n’t this map


6Plustheminus9

Lol as a German I feel offended


ParfaitOrdinary4102

How is England replaced with Scotland


NinjaErandYT

Kosovo well finanly i will be able to change my name to dardania


MrDarthDank

Jesus fucking Christ that's truly remarkable...


krwawypajonczek

Why is poland so big