here is a map of europe i made
By - Techboy07
This is the alternate universe where Poland formed a union with novgorod instead of lithuania
fellow eu4 player
I played as japan I nuked the us 😈 alternate universe payback bitches
love using nukes in my favourite cold war game eu4
Wait fuck I was thinking of hoi4
Cold War, HOI is WW2
Alternate universe where Poland is actually Stronger than Lithuania.
Excuse you i am not estonian
Virolaisia emme ole, puolalaisiksi emme halua tulla.
En ole virolainen.
Perkele suomi takas
FOR ESTONIA comrade!
viro ei edes ole niin vitun kylmä
But i am
And I'm not Š*ptar 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
^^^^/s ^^^^if ^^^^it ^^^^isn't ^^^^obvious
What are you? A Shkije. Glorious Albania wins again 🇦🇱💪💪💪
ALBANIA IS HRVATSKA CONFIRMED
But I am Estonian.
Aga mina olen :D
I'm waiting for the angry people on the isreal part
I was about to get angry but then I saw Spain/Portugal
Im felling like killing some non christians :)
CHAMEM A PADEIRA
Lol me too
Can confirm, this is offensive on so many levels I can't even comprehend
Trust me I’m an Israeli and I’m not happy with this either. Like more than half of the country is part of “desert wasteland”
Oh, Oh, Oh, not only Israel is angry.
Guess I'm a Nazi Austrian.
Guess I'm german
Me2 .. not sure if im offended or gettin ready to offend!?
sieht finster für uns aus Kollege, verdammte Angelsachsen
Akkurat. Alle die hier deutsch können sind trotzdem papatastisch.
Same. The Nazi Part isnt even offending but calling us A\*strians is really bad. I dont want to be a person that cant really speak our language
Netherlands and Austria should be claimed by Germoney, change my mind
Sounds good. Time for ANSCHLUSS. Fuck the G E K O L O N I S I E R D comments
I have never needed to do this before but
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Yeah let's take over and while we're at it let's take Poland and a bit of France.
At least Elsass-Lothringen
I like how you split Norway and Sweden
Both Minecraft and Ikea are swedish so 2 Sweden,
I’m just happy they put it like Norway belong to Sweden like in olden time
Ps:this is joke
Now post it on r/mapmaking
"Alternate Europe - no lore"
I guess im greek now
WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE
I'm pretty sure you actually have Greek ancestry tho
today's episode in beliving everything that anti-Turkish sources says about Turks
That's nothing anti Turkish lmao. He's very likely to have Greek ancestry as Greeks often converted to Islam and adopted Turkish names specially in Anatolia. Don't understand me wrong, I have nothing against Turks. My best best internet friend is from Instambul and even he said that his ancestry is Turkish, Greek and Czech :)
The Scotland England triggers me
According to this very professional map, Wales is nonexistent.
I feel sorry for the nonexistent Welsh ngl
Everyone likes to joke that Wales doesn’t exist in the real world anyways. I feel bad for them either way.
"Oh, you're Welsh? Do you live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrowbllllantysiliogogogoch and have you fucked a sheep?"
I have a Welsh friend who taught me how to say that name. Actually, fun fact that no one wants to hear, that annoying stereotype is from way back, when if you stole a sheep and was caught it was easier to admit to beastiality than theft, because stealing had a more severe punishment than…well. You get the picture.
I'm Welsh myself and I'm just taking the piss out of how others see us
I have no biases against the Welsh they’re super friendly people
PINEAPPLE IN PIZZA IS GOOD?! outrageous
Kinda is tho
To the guillotine
I don't own a guillotine so you'll have to bring your own
I will try to fit it in my suitcase.
world in the eye of a american.
Greece should be “American eats this every other day of the year”
I just love the "c o l d" one, lol.
Most educated American in Geography.
go back to school then please
Apparently Poland and Russia switched places
Edit: so did Spain and portugal
“IM A SCWOTISH FROM DOON SOOTH”
excUSE YOU. We might have 65% alch everywhere, multiple variants of vampires, yeah we had a guy called Dracula who liked impaling people and we have witches. BUT.
it's not chernobyl radiation, we're just Romanians
Didn't know I lived in kosovo
Since estonia replaced finland, at least now beer will be cheaper
The worst is that some people for real think Belgium is part of France
I live in Minecraft
Oh cool, Sweden or Norway?
Petition to change norways name to cold, as a norwegian, im the first one to sign
Jeg signerer den jeg og
All of Scandinavia could be cold
nice, but pls don't call the pizza land pinapple on pizza is good
Love how you included the European city Japan🥰 so inclusive
To the right of North
Understandable very accurate map well done
I feel harassed, u forgot Denmark
I was waiting for a dane to comment
Well I’m happy to assist your needs :D
we are too many great things for them to be put into a singular title
Iceland is Japan lol
ROMANIA #1 ROMANIA #1 🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪🇷🇴🇷🇴
I am now Japanese
Oh I wish Japan was that close
Don't go to saudi arabia you will get killed for what you have done to the middle east
How dare you call my country Scotland I’m offended
Nice try, we all know "baltics" is just latvia and finland
Finally people understand the true power of Poland
Good job Poland, you took over most of Russia
How to trigger every European alive 101
im a european
So you are triggered
I live in Norway, but its Minecraft on this Map, so im not complaining!
😎Poland mountain 💪💪💪😎😎🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱Pierogi😳
but who is in paris?
I'm soviet apparently
do you want me to get physically aggressive?
Im Spanish and I want to kill you
I love how you got "northern ireland" but couldent place "ireland" yk.... the thing south of northern ireland
Why tf is Romania so far in the east,i don't get it
I am now south Macedonian
Man called Africa desert wasteland bruuuhhh-
i think you got Spain and Portugal the other way around
No, that's what ameriksns think Europe looks like.
im a european
this map was meant to offend people
I am German and find it Hella funny
Im polish and find it even funnier
I'm english and do not like being called scottish
I’m sure the Scottish also hate being called English
okay but like why is Japan up there?
you kinda got the Baltics correct.. except for Estonia, which you put in Finland -_-
I guess i am from a desert wasteland
Guess I live in Nazi Austria
That make sense to me
One map to enrage them all
Me, seeing Bulgaria begin part of Macedonia instead the reverse: Angry Balkan noises
I’m scottish now
Man I wish Estonia was this big. They could finally be Nordic
If you were trying to trigger every irish person, congratulations you did it. We hate nothing more than other irish people
How can you say something so controversial yet so brave
ENGLAND IS STUCK IN SCOTLAND
I'm italian. I'm coming for u
My dream is live on Europe, England to be more precise
What the fuck is going on in the Balkans
Guess I'm Ukranian now
I thought how could Japan be there then I realize the earth is a sphere
Ah yes i am from Minecraft
I hate this and I hate you
Oh my god my guy I hope this was a joke or I would be questioning our generations geography skills
Love the fact that the only fucking place you didnt name is my country. And the real name is over the sea
*hey op, where is the Netherlands?*
“America eats this for Thanksgiving”
Ah yes, Romania, The great Chernobyl Empire
Bri’ish when drawing borders be like
This is the most offensive image in the world
This is complete bullshit
Snakes my country Wales so bad
lmao, romania went overseas
Wait, where's South ireland
I am neither an Austrian nor a Nazi!
The only thing wrong with the map is Isreal.
I aproove of being banks
Oh dear I just noticed Japan
Oh god the more I look at it the more cursed it gets ahhhh
As a Scottish person I am hurt
So I'm from Kosovo.
so OIL and DESERT WASTELAND are the same country
are you aware you just made everyone angry?
Where do u recommened i move to when I can?
Ii have adhd and work benefits is a plus
it looks more cursed every second i look at it
Why Chernobyl is not in Ukraine?
where is ravioli gun?
Take my upvote and leave
i dislike this severely
youre going to die
Seeing big Poland is the biggest nightmare in the world- Lithuania,Latvia,Belarus, Ukraine,Germany,Czechia, Slovakia,Romania.
As a romanian I must say I'm very happy to see my country mentioned
Italian man is sending the mafia yo kill you
You could of atleast called ireland, northern ireland instead of north ireland, but hey, I guess people just forget we exist D:
The fact that the entirety of Ireland is Northern Ireland…
I’d suggest not turning your car on if you live in England.
bro some people in Bulgaria are gonna get mad that u put us as South Macedoina holy shit lmao
Oh boy, Poland became BIG
This is horribly wrong smh
We all know Paris isn't real
While everything is confusing like Romania being on the wrong side of the Black Sea, Poland/Russia, Spain/Portugal, Germany/Austria, what the fuck is Japan doing in Europe????
England and Scotland wrong way round
This is cursed i love it
Please n’t this map
Lol as a German I feel offended
How is England replaced with Scotland
Kosovo well finanly i will be able to change my name to dardania
Jesus fucking Christ that's truly remarkable...
Why is poland so big