I want this so badly
By - avrg_joe705
I too, want a bed so badly
I feel for you
I fell for you😏
I think OP found his cuddle partner.
Nope. Still haven’t found anyone…
But… they… just… okay then
Imagine how many girls he missed because he didn’t notice 💀😭🤚
I pray for him.
We all do 💀😭
You have a vibe of someone who puts all couples in the crew together. Such people are needed
In theory yes, just gotta find a crew now¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
May I be your crew?
Sure dude, here's a [welcome meme](https://youtu.be/bfCR0dEDO1A). I swear on my cat it's not a rickroll.
Why don’t we share mine 😎
I think you forgot about that one time, when Tom Felton (he played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie) Tweeted something about going to bed or something and someone responded with "Mind if I slitherin?"
Damn, ight im coming over
Get this man a bed please
Lmao my room is full of bed bugs so yeah… same XD. Been sleeping on a cot in another rooms for a few weeks.
Don’t get a bunk bed
and I want a TV
How come everyone in this world gets to remind me how lonely I am?
I’m lonely too, I don’t have a gf… I just wanna do this.
Can I join the gang
Me as well
Everyone can join!
Now we all have to leave the gang because we aren’t lonely anymore
Lone wolves together strong.
Wait it's abt the gf ?? I thought it was abt having a tv in your room lol
Focus on your study Joe.
same. i have a crush but rn I'm just not ready to confess my feelings. not yet.
You can pay a girl to do this with
You know what, time for the Bois to cuddle
I wanted this too but i'm too shy to even say hello to some girl wich i like
Just shoot your shot, you’ve got nothing to lose. I’m the same way, but there isn’t even a girl that I like. Ask her and see what she says. What’s the worst that could happen?
Me: "The worst she can say is no"
I know it may hurt, but if she's the kind of girl to say "ew" then she was never worth dating.
Me: "The worst she can say is no"
Her: "I thought you were gay."
I would definitely die from that
Things that are worse than no:
\- She runs away screaming (this is even worse if you're in a large hall)
\- She "ghosts" you IRL
\- She runs to the court and tries to get a restraining order on you
A boy once really just ignored when I asked him out. He was so nice. Prob nicest guy in our school. But we still besties lol. He probably just didn't want to say no lol
You gonna take a crack at it then?
Yes i think i'll give a chance
Nice! lmk how it goes, I’m rooting for you dude.
Yes pls give an update
Yea, tell me too, I'm waiting to see how good you do
I’m rooting for you too! You got this!
Well she could say......"I'm going to tell mom"
remove “my” and we’re good
Most people want this
Not me 🤷🏻♂️ Wanna know what I'd rather have?
Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+
you’ve made someone on the internet laugh out loud. cheers
...you think I'm tryna be funny?! 🔪
(LOL im just kidding dude, you good 🙃🔥)
Loving the name
Yes but imagine the Toyota but you’re got an adorable girlfriend holding your arm as you change gears
Errrrrm no thanks, think my arms fully capable of switching gears by myself 🙄🙃
All those years of training your arm strength 😏
I mean, I could always go with a short shifter mod install? 🤷🏻♂️
unless he likes an automatic gearbox (🤮)
hay whoa there's nothing wrong with an automatic, but, with that said manuals are better
Username checks out
Oh hi turbo didn't expect to see u here
Hey dude! (I don't wanna sound mean but um, who's dis again? Sorry 😅) and yeshh, I'm a JDM fan boy in a teenagers subreddit 🥲🥲🥲
I see your a man of culture as well
well that is fucked up, I want both of em (just replace mine with a mazda rx7)
Are you the human embodiment of Toyota?
Garlic bread? idk how good this feels but I’m sure that garlic bread is just as good.
Nope... not even close 😬 Ya still wanna know? :)
Yeah, tell us.
Guess your bio wasn’t lying then. I can relate to being bullied for being british too…
Yesssir, that's me 😅 and dude... Holy cow I-
*were practically twins...*
lmao, I got GCSEs back today too, if you need proof that I’m british lol
Sheeshhh, I believe ya dude I believe ya 🤣 how did ya do tho???
Wait a sec, let me guess, you want a Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+?
The girlfriend, the cuddle, or the giant pickle dildo?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, you didn't even ask what I'd rather have instead of *this* 🙃
Umm.. okay, can you tell me what you'd rather?..
you have great taste 😣
I feel u, cuz if you have this, any girl wants to be with you
I don't wanna 'spoon' with someone the same size as me lol. They'll just block my view -_-
same i call big spoon who wants to join
I call the fork
When it’s dinner time
you wouldn’t guess what time it is
time to kiss the first person that replied
I like to think that I have a pretty good idea
ok full night of cuddles and a lot of anime
I’m watching one piece
same what episode u on?
*cries in lonely*
The time will come
Yes the time will come, when thie desire to have this also dies.
Should I send this to my crush like "this could be us"?
Did you send it to your crush?
Update = Mandatory
Ok but did you do it, and what happened?
I can give you that
I’m good. Thanks for offering though. I’m looking for a gf…
I’m not gay but it you can be a femboy then that’s a different story
Kinda am a femboy
Then get off Reddit and go talk to a girl
That's the hard part
You want a TV? I gotcha homie
Me too kiddo, me too
Ah, yes. Fun made out of my pain. Can someone cheer me up pls?
We’re all in the same boat. I don’t have a gf either, we’ll find one one day. I promise :)
I found one twice... maybe it'll work the third time?
Let’s hope so :) gl out there
This made me ask why I even existed In the first place.
Damn that white screen is gonna burn your eyes, watch out
Buddy you got Homos here we can Do it
I’m good, thanks for offering though.
Same except the guy is a girl and I’m wearing one of her hoodies
hi i volunteer
Same I would love a 48 inch tv
I have 2 in my room in case one breaks, want one?
Ah alright bet
0.000000000001% this will happen to me
But there's still a chance.
Jesus Christ a fucking 0.000000000001% chance
Fuck that i just want a hug
Dude, that’s his sister.
Oh shit! 😆
Me: *wants this one day*
Eminem: SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Lmao why do i see this post, i used to do this with my ex gf, some months ago.
wish i had a gf :(
Pretty sure you're a good person. Don't force things, let time find for you the best gf 😌
ty, I’m sure I’ll find someone eventually… Bonus if she wants to do what’s in the pic
I can confirm you, watching some Disney things while doing what's in the pic is lit bro
go jerk off you will forget abt it
already tried that, it doesn’t work :(
jerk off harder
let’s be real, that’s not gonna change anything
Did this with my ex gf while watching cartoons lol. I miss her.
Ah, heartbreak is a bitch
It's better to be happy single then broken in a relationship
I just want a girlfriend I can spend time with. That's all I want
I just want a person to not hate me. They hate me even before they know.
"This could be us but i'm too lonely"
I will never have this, cuz my gf is bigger than me
To be in bed with a hoodie and with your sister during summer?
I’ve never stared into a blank purple screen with my gf before but whatever floats your boat man 😅👍🏻
I have that but we use a phone since it's easier
damn man at 13??
Times change i guess 😭
at 13 i was probably playing with legos and studying bugs:|
I don't feel u bro, i had my first gf at 13 😔 but playing Minecraft all night still 😎
damn true chad
Lmaooo that's true
Yep, every night too since it's my twin brother and my parents don't know
Get off reddit then
posting this on reddit isn’t doing you any good man
ik but if I post it anywhere else then i’ll just get called gay for no reason. Happens every time…
# THATS GAE
#Y RU GAE
I want people to stop posting this so badly
I’m fine with just my Ternion Award thanks 🥱🥱
Same here bro, same here:’(…
Dont we all 😥
Yeah, I want a tv in my room
I do too but it doesn't exist
Dont we all...