T O P

I want this so badly

I want this so badly

Darth__Fart

I too, want a bed so badly It hurts Send help


avrg_joe705

I feel for you


idkwhateverrrr

I fell for you😏


AttentionImaginary57

I think OP found his cuddle partner.


avrg_joe705

Nope. Still haven’t found anyone…


AttentionImaginary57

But… they… just… okay then


Rehonored

Imagine how many girls he missed because he didn’t notice 💀😭🤚


AttentionImaginary57

I pray for him.


Rehonored

We all do 💀😭


Neubul

You have a vibe of someone who puts all couples in the crew together. Such people are needed


idkwhateverrrr

In theory yes, just gotta find a crew now¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Neubul

May I be your crew?


idkwhateverrrr

Sure dude, here's a [welcome meme](https://youtu.be/bfCR0dEDO1A). I swear on my cat it's not a rickroll.


Neubul

Aw, thanks!


cookiemonster54653

Why don’t we share mine 😎


VivaanSharma69

SMOOOOOTH


Neubul

I think you forgot about that one time, when Tom Felton (he played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie) Tweeted something about going to bed or something and someone responded with "Mind if I slitherin?"


VivaanSharma69

lmao


Darth__Fart

Damn, ight im coming over


CrispyOvenFries

Get this man a bed please


FreeFireLH101

Lmao my room is full of bed bugs so yeah… same XD. Been sleeping on a cot in another rooms for a few weeks.


Colder420

Don’t get a bunk bed


HorribleAnimationz

and I want a TV


LonnieHasAnAlt

How come everyone in this world gets to remind me how lonely I am?


avrg_joe705

I’m lonely too, I don’t have a gf… I just wanna do this.


DonerTop

Lonely crew


CruleClover

⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


DeadlyDuckSucker

Can I join the gang


mukulykulkin

Me as well


undercover_dolfin

me three


DonerTop

Everyone can join!


specimen-00000

Yay


KingRamZ_

Now we all have to leave the gang because we aren’t lonely anymore


Milad-1

Lone wolves together strong. 😂😂😂


GamerGirl-07

Wait it's abt the gf ?? I thought it was abt having a tv in your room lol


152069

Focus on your study Joe.


avrg_joe705

Thanks, Joe.


ishittedinmypants69

same. i have a crush but rn I'm just not ready to confess my feelings. not yet.


Ali49130

You can pay a girl to do this with


itsjeffdogg

You know what, time for the Bois to cuddle


Unecessary-Record66

I wanted this too but i'm too shy to even say hello to some girl wich i like


avrg_joe705

Just shoot your shot, you’ve got nothing to lose. I’m the same way, but there isn’t even a girl that I like. Ask her and see what she says. What’s the worst that could happen?


mukulykulkin

Me: "The worst she can say is no" Her: "Ew" Me: *dies*


LordofWar145

I know it may hurt, but if she's the kind of girl to say "ew" then she was never worth dating.


Hit_riolusquad

What about: Me: "The worst she can say is no" Her: "I thought you were gay."


kxrxnp

I would definitely die from that


THULiCORE

Things that are worse than no: \- She runs away screaming (this is even worse if you're in a large hall) \- She "ghosts" you IRL \- She runs to the court and tries to get a restraining order on you


Zetta_pie

A boy once really just ignored when I asked him out. He was so nice. Prob nicest guy in our school. But we still besties lol. He probably just didn't want to say no lol


Unecessary-Record66

Thank you


avrg_joe705

You gonna take a crack at it then?


Unecessary-Record66

Yes i think i'll give a chance


avrg_joe705

Nice! lmk how it goes, I’m rooting for you dude.


LordofWar145

Yes pls give an update


Mando_roasts_doc

Yea, tell me too, I'm waiting to see how good you do


Slavetomints

I’m rooting for you too! You got this!


Physical-Map6316

Well she could say......"I'm going to tell mom"


qz3_

remove “my” and we’re good


_MemeSeeker_

Most people want this


YT_TurboAddict

Not me 🤷🏻‍♂️ Wanna know what I'd rather have?


_MemeSeeker_

Wat


YT_TurboAddict

Honestly?


_MemeSeeker_

Ye?


YT_TurboAddict

Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+


i_h8_crackers

you’ve made someone on the internet laugh out loud. cheers


YT_TurboAddict

...you think I'm tryna be funny?! 🔪 (LOL im just kidding dude, you good 🙃🔥)


Mr_Aestheticss

Loving the name


i_h8_crackers

cheers haha


TenderChickenJuice

Yes but imagine the Toyota but you’re got an adorable girlfriend holding your arm as you change gears


YT_TurboAddict

Errrrrm no thanks, think my arms fully capable of switching gears by myself 🙄🙃


moronic_programmer

All those years of training your arm strength 😏


YT_TurboAddict

I mean, I could always go with a short shifter mod install? 🤷🏻‍♂️


ShorohUA

unless he likes an automatic gearbox (🤮)


mehoyminoy187

hay whoa there's nothing wrong with an automatic, but, with that said manuals are better


_MemeSeeker_

Username checks out


YT_TurboAddict

🥰


Deadlock0001

Absolutely right


Vicren_

Oh hi turbo didn't expect to see u here


YT_TurboAddict

Hey dude! (I don't wanna sound mean but um, who's dis again? Sorry 😅) and yeshh, I'm a JDM fan boy in a teenagers subreddit 🥲🥲🥲


Ilovecars1919

I see your a man of culture as well


YT_TurboAddict

Mhmm 😌🤝


MrAdgoro

well that is fucked up, I want both of em (just replace mine with a mazda rx7)


Alespren

Are you the human embodiment of Toyota?


avrg_joe705

Garlic bread? idk how good this feels but I’m sure that garlic bread is just as good.


YT_TurboAddict

Nope... not even close 😬 Ya still wanna know? :)


avrg_joe705

Yeah, tell us.


YT_TurboAddict

Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+


avrg_joe705

Guess your bio wasn’t lying then. I can relate to being bullied for being british too…


YT_TurboAddict

Yesssir, that's me 😅 and dude... Holy cow I- *were practically twins...*


avrg_joe705

lmao, I got GCSEs back today too, if you need proof that I’m british lol


YT_TurboAddict

Sheeshhh, I believe ya dude I believe ya 🤣 how did ya do tho???


avrg_joe705

Wait a sec, let me guess, you want a Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+?


DaxdGamerBoi14

The girlfriend, the cuddle, or the giant pickle dildo?


_KAROX_

Who doesnt?


YT_TurboAddict

um me?


_KAROX_

What the fuck is wrong with you?


YT_TurboAddict

I mean, you didn't even ask what I'd rather have instead of *this* 🙃


_KAROX_

Umm.. okay, can you tell me what you'd rather?..


YT_TurboAddict

Toyota Chaser JZX100 with a 2JZ-GTE Conversion + Single turbo with a goal of 600bhp+


boiloo

you have great taste 😣


DirectorSharp4921

I feel u, cuz if you have this, any girl wants to be with you


Operation-Void

I don't wanna 'spoon' with someone the same size as me lol. They'll just block my view -_-


Zeref151

same i call big spoon who wants to join


Qhloey

I call the fork


Zeref151

ok when?


Qhloey

When it’s dinner time


Zeref151

you wouldn’t guess what time it is


Eternal-Anxiety

Adventure Time?


Zeref151

time to kiss the first person that replied


Qhloey

I like to think that I have a pretty good idea


Zeref151

ok full night of cuddles and a lot of anime


Qhloey

I’m watching one piece


Zeref151

same what episode u on?


DepressedRedd1tor

*cries in lonely*


avrg_joe705

Same here.


TackleTheJackal

Same


Hit_riolusquad

Same


DonerTop

Same


Terralist

Same


SUPERSTRIKER67

Same


Exoticmaniac06

Same


Wreckedasp011

The time will come


you-Die-only-once

Yes the time will come, when thie desire to have this also dies.


critical2210

Should I send this to my crush like "this could be us"?


____Sand____

Did you send it to your crush?


Storm-Tempest

Update = Mandatory


lillith727

Ok but did you do it, and what happened?


avrg_joe705

Sure.


[deleted]

ಥ‿ಥ


ct-6350

I can give you that


avrg_joe705

I’m good. Thanks for offering though. I’m looking for a gf…


ct-6350

Big sad


Frenchi1502

I’m not gay but it you can be a femboy then that’s a different story


ct-6350

Kinda am a femboy


stelarnormal13

LMAO


RomanSoldier04

Then get off Reddit and go talk to a girl


TheFatPigeon12

That's the hard part


wierdrobloian

You want a TV? I gotcha homie


Straw-Hat-Toni

Me too kiddo, me too


Leverellin

Ah, yes. Fun made out of my pain. Can someone cheer me up pls?


avrg_joe705

We’re all in the same boat. I don’t have a gf either, we’ll find one one day. I promise :)


Leverellin

I found one twice... maybe it'll work the third time?


avrg_joe705

Let’s hope so :) gl out there


Abomicados

This made me ask why I even existed In the first place.


Gqlqctic

Damn that white screen is gonna burn your eyes, watch out


Fluffy_Candidate3369

Buddy you got Homos here we can Do it


avrg_joe705

I’m good, thanks for offering though.


ImmenselyQueer

Same except the guy is a girl and I’m wearing one of her hoodies


m-addie

hi i volunteer


gridlikesdrugs

Same I would love a 48 inch tv


Ali49130

I have 2 in my room in case one breaks, want one?


gridlikesdrugs

Ah alright bet


MigzIsNotHere

0.000000000001% this will happen to me


thedevinater_bqcon

But there's still a chance.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ a fucking 0.000000000001% chance


Jman43195

Same


Snoo_35517

Yessir!


PRO6man

Fuck that i just want a hug


PBoverlord24

Dude, that’s his sister.


CarlJohnson2222

Oh shit! 😆


haizzimboredhere

Me: *wants this one day* Eminem: SNAP BACK TO REALITY


Zguegricc

Lmao why do i see this post, i used to do this with my ex gf, some months ago.


avrg_joe705

wish i had a gf :(


Zguegricc

Pretty sure you're a good person. Don't force things, let time find for you the best gf 😌


avrg_joe705

ty, I’m sure I’ll find someone eventually… Bonus if she wants to do what’s in the pic


Zguegricc

I can confirm you, watching some Disney things while doing what's in the pic is lit bro


mushroom_arms

go jerk off you will forget abt it


avrg_joe705

already tried that, it doesn’t work :(


mushroom_arms

jerk off harder


avrg_joe705

let’s be real, that’s not gonna change anything


Mr_Pluto0

Same


kammzammzmz

Did this with my ex gf while watching cartoons lol. I miss her. Ah, heartbreak is a bitch


AlEkSaNdAr213

It's better to be happy single then broken in a relationship


reddMaN250

I just want a girlfriend I can spend time with. That's all I want


bluray-gaming

I just want a person to not hate me. They hate me even before they know.


soullessboi69

"This could be us but i'm too lonely"


xArgonXx

I will never have this, cuz my gf is bigger than me


StormEcho98-87

To be in bed with a hoodie and with your sister during summer?


Agitated-Pen9893

I’ve never stared into a blank purple screen with my gf before but whatever floats your boat man 😅👍🏻


SeggsyBoi07

I have that but we use a phone since it's easier


[deleted]

damn man at 13??


Zguegricc

Times change i guess 😭


[deleted]

at 13 i was probably playing with legos and studying bugs:|


Zguegricc

I don't feel u bro, i had my first gf at 13 😔 but playing Minecraft all night still 😎


[deleted]

damn true chad


Zguegricc

Lmaooo that's true


SeggsyBoi07

Yep, every night too since it's my twin brother and my parents don't know


[deleted]

*nice*


IAM-THE-DANGER

Get off reddit then


Conedddd

posting this on reddit isn’t doing you any good man


avrg_joe705

ik but if I post it anywhere else then i’ll just get called gay for no reason. Happens every time…


nestle_fucker_69

# THATS GAE


MrMuffin1427

#Y RU GAE


HuddyBuddyGreatness

I want people to stop posting this so badly


eggboyjames

I’m fine with just my Ternion Award thanks 🥱🥱 (A joke)


Geek_of_mario

Same here bro, same here:’(…


qoirky

I don’t


OkSympathy9701

Dont we all 😥


SpaceWolf959

Yeah, I want a tv in my room


InZwayneGameaYT

I do too but it doesn't exist


SewerTunnel

Dont we all...