By - Halloin
Well shit u got me I'm no longer an atheist
Same. Im now Buddhist
*im preparing to get downvoted*
I’m preparing to get down voted , gets upvoted , ....
ur at 69 i wont upvote
Spagetti god to the moon
Respawn go brr
I'm hindu and i don't have such weaknesses
Better question is why is Brian an Atheist
New theory, the god shown is Brian from an alternate universe, which would make Brian atheist
I think thats the joke
**becomes the pope**
This one is going in the “Atheists getting detroyed” folder
By facts and logic
Shen Bapiro DESTROYS Libtard atheists with facts and logic!
gotta own dem libs
Don't forget he's jewish!
And laser eyes
Detroy become religious
davin cajun done it again
The porn one or...
does that mean peter griffin is real
Yes, and he knows what you did
It really grinds his gears
You mean peter griffin, the guy who runs Valve?
The same person who nuked Hiroshima owns Valve?,
The same person who commited multiple war crimes in yogosolvia
How else did they make a show about him idiot 😤
He’s on to us!!!
dear people who say “cool whip”…
if “coowhip” is incorrect, why is it in a family guy episode?
Same energy as coo-waid
I'm true, I'm the episode
Is that God.... Or a pretender?
Or... An imposter?
GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD
*What if I say I'm not like the others?*
*What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?*
*You're the pretender*
*What if I say I will never surrender?*
Meh, i can still deny god and go to heaven.
After all, atheists don't go to hell according to family guy
Well yes but actually ..... yes
you win again atheists... /s
YOOOOOO....New plan less goo
Atheism is cool.
Plus now i can always use family guy against anyonw cultured enough.
Dear Religious people who believe in a god,
If god exists, why hasn’t he made Waluigi in smash?
Checkmate, Religious people
R/atheism been real quiet since this dropped
Well you see, that's family guy not the Simpsons. And the laws of the universe state that the the Simpsons can determine anything.
*he was in the Simpsons too 'O\_O\`*
We did it boys, atheism is no more
If god doesn’t exist then how is he in simpsons, checkmate atheists
Atheists explaining how pussy isn't real because they've never seen one before
Yet another case of atheists getting obliterated
If god exists, why doesn't he give me a girlfriend?
But why is Brian still an atheist? Checkmate!
Lemme just become Christian real quick
how r u so wise .
I there's is only one god, why is more than one gods on family guy?
If there is only one God, where is there a million different religions and books stating otherwise?
I thought we're revolving around Family Guy.
Fuck, I’ve been foiled
Because Family Guy is a fictional story, as is the bible.
Dear religious people,
If god was your creator, then why did he decide to soft reset the world with a flood
checkmate religists (not a word, but go with it)
oh no Oh No OH NO HES RIGHT OMG
Yea he is in one. But not the others. Explain that God belivers
He's onto us bois, we gotta disappear! *MOVE MOVE MOVE*
*hisses and burns in the light of truth*
Seth MacFarlane is an Atheist who drew god and developed his character as a joke
As an atheist, you converted me into a theist
I’m actually atheist and this made me chuckle
oh lemme change religions real quick
Shit u got me, I'm no longer an atheist, I am now a Satanist
dudeeeee you're right... welp guess i gotta read the Bible or smth ice never done this before
I am no longer atheist but instead an avid believer of the the force
jedi force ....LESSS GOOO
Oh shit. I am sorry i belive in jesus now.
I don't believe in him. I booed him at his little league game
I belive in God
When im flying in planes
"Hey God I know I haven't reached out in a while but..."
But who says the guy in family guy is a true god and not a wizard ?
THATS IT I DONT BELIVE IN FAMILY GUY ANYMORE
Dear Santa deniers, if Santa doesn't exist, how is he in Rise of the Guardians ?
As a Christian you have made me a Christian
strongest argument for religion i’ve ever seen lol
Hes on to us
SO LONG ATHEISTS
IF god did exist then why is satan the good one in the bible?
I'm curious now. What makes him the good one?
Well in the bible god wiped out humanity with a flood, but satan only killed around 6 people. Satan also punish the pedos and criminals but god makes humans. Get my drift?
Satan doesn't actually punish anyone. God separates those who have decided not to accept him from himself, which is the ultimate punishment, seeing as he is the source of all that's good. Other than that, you do make a point.
S*x on tv????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
C-Cuz, um, because Family guy is a TV show!
You must be some kind of genius! I would NEVER have been able to figure that out myself. I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't pointed that out to me! Thank you so much!
Well damn, y'all geniuses too apperently, with the stutter, the "um", I could not make it more obvious that I was joking around. But I guess I must take the L here, go ahead, so it, downvote this. I deserve it.
Fuck family guy
Hmm, I think he was a actor
Because Family Guy is fictional
You turned her against me!
You have done that yourself!
I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
Sir please do not spread misinformation on this subreddit
NO WAY? FR BRO. OMFG
Don't believe him, he's lying
Really? There are bad people around the world🤬🤬
Me who gets called “The Christian White Boy” at school. Also I’ve never watched family guy so I don’t get this. And it’s not whether God does or doesn’t exist, it’s the faith in which you choose to believe. I believe in Christ and I will lead others to him.
guess im religious now
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goat eem
Jokes on you I’m a heathen
What about agnostics?
Yeah, but if he is there he still took my grandmother.
Had me for a second lol
"It's very important that you get buried with a towel. Did they stop doing that?"
Brian is an atheist despite literally meeting Jesus
If God doesnt exist
Then why does it exist? Ha, gotem
In ‘A’ family guy episode?
He’s seen in quite a few of em fam
Brian is an athiest and he’s met Jesus personally multiple times, if he’s still an athiest then I sure as hell can be
Because it’s family guy
Damn bro. Got me good
https://www.reddit.com/r/simulationstorys/ share your simulation or glitch in the matrix storys
Because its drawing, drawing no real
Isn’t there an episode in the simpsons where god appears too? And if there is you know it’s true because god is plagiarizing the Simpsons story line for real life
Brain and god are both voiced by the same guy, (Seth McFarline, who voices several characters) yet Brian is an atheist and God is.. well, God.
Shit you’re right
I’m still said that Peter called my name dumb :(
Alright you got me there
Well sh!t, you got me
Also, if there’s no god, then who is Jesus’s dad?
Almost showed my true intelligence (who knows, knows)
God has also a verified account on PH, checkmate
Family guy hired god to play as someone pretending to be god. Checkmate!
it'd be different if he were in the simpsons, the show that predicts all.
Shit man ig you got me there
fuck maybe i am not an atheist anymore
O shit got me there im a goodagokuanimenarutoist now
Because that’s no god, that’s
i didnt watched that show
Jokes on u cuz i have no family checkmate followers
Shoot you got me
Well boys we did it, atheism is no more
It seems today, that all you see
Damn, I never thought of that!
Me who doesn't even know what atheist means
He is in several
Time to go to church, I'll see all of y'all there!
If god is real then why is Brian an Atheist... Chest Mate
Chest mate :> lol
Shite, got me there
What the....I'm not an atheist anymore
Holy shit you're right.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
Fuck, I'm gonna have to convert to religion
Shit, good that I'm catholic.
Im a cristian now
Oh my god, I have been living lie all this time...
Welp guess im chirstian now
I believe in anime girls
Sir it’s actually the Simpsons
God is spiritual not in real life. Atheist gang am I right?
“The only interesting thing about religion is how many people it’s slaughtered.”- Lemmy Kilmister
Nice try lol
He makes a good point, I think I may have to believe in god now
Shit. He figured it out!!
Atheists were always cringe, no worrys
damn guess im christian now
Which God is he what religion should I follow because of it Check mate non atheists
petr famy ghy
He was just a big fat phony.
I'm no longer an atheist after this