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Dear atheists...

Dear atheists...

rambogini127

Well shit u got me I'm no longer an atheist


Grass_Onions

Same


kacoopper

Same. Im now Buddhist


Zero_6468

Haha


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Ahah


FinGamer1

Allah *im preparing to get downvoted*


killerxd112

I’m preparing to get down voted , gets upvoted , ....


cutelittlefox1

ur at 69 i wont upvote


Powerful_Ad2711

Haram


Feathertailx

Halal


Fredrik_UK

Spagetti god to the moon


Bored_Reddit-User

Respawn go brr


Vedant_7908

I'm hindu and i don't have such weaknesses


long_dick_of_thelaw

Boodhist. Materialism🙏🙏


TheDaemonic451

Better question is why is Brian an Atheist


Salty-Expression-840

New theory, the god shown is Brian from an alternate universe, which would make Brian atheist


cutelittlefox1

YES


Andian25

I think thats the joke


matt_hatt62

**becomes the pope**


Embarrassed-Smile214

Damn, same.


Thehypeboss

This one is going in the “Atheists getting detroyed” folder


HashtagOwnTheLibs

By facts and logic


jsaacs

Shen Bapiro DESTROYS Libtard atheists with facts and logic!


Extension-Guava-921

gotta own dem libs


Aggressive-Stop2884

Don't forget he's jewish!


Skelopun

And laser eyes


XXLDreamlifter

Ben sharpie


Yeeboi564

Detroy become religious


rottenpotatoes2

davin cajun done it again


Hyoung98969

The porn one or...


lePurpleboom

does that mean peter griffin is real


LeslieChangedHerName

Yes, and he knows what you did


TheDaemonic451

It really grinds his gears


supermurlo64

You mean peter griffin, the guy who runs Valve?


Thingamajjjig

The same person who nuked Hiroshima owns Valve?,


Maleficent_Front5027

The same person who commited multiple war crimes in yogosolvia


DunaFish

How else did they make a show about him idiot 😤


superbay50

[yes](https://youtu.be/L5tTyd90iRA)


ethand2300

He’s on to us!!!


im_2_thirsti

dear people who say “cool whip”… if “coowhip” is incorrect, why is it in a family guy episode? checkmate.


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Same energy as coo-waid


_TheRealBilluBhai_

I'm true, I'm the episode


SkylanderLego

Is that God.... Or a pretender?


Icy-Frosting-7799

Or... An imposter?


Gaizion

JeSUS christ


Imthebox

GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD


Justintimefordinner1

NO


Puch_Hatza

*What if I say I'm not like the others?* *What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?* *You're the pretender* *What if I say I will never surrender?*


Triscilloscope

Atheists owned


MisterXnumberidk

Meh, i can still deny god and go to heaven. After all, atheists don't go to hell according to family guy


unknownindianperson

Well yes but actually ..... yes


qnt0x

you win again atheists... /s


cutelittlefox1

YOOOOOO....New plan less goo


MisterXnumberidk

Atheism is cool. Plus now i can always use family guy against anyonw cultured enough.


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Dear Religious people who believe in a god, If god exists, why hasn’t he made Waluigi in smash? Checkmate, Religious people


Beautiful_Minimum_17

R/atheism been real quiet since this dropped


Swampbomb

Well you see, that's family guy not the Simpsons. And the laws of the universe state that the the Simpsons can determine anything.


DingDingDontCare

*he was in the Simpsons too 'O\_O\`*


NinjaCarrot79

We did it boys, atheism is no more


Darold_Duck

If god doesn’t exist then how is he in simpsons, checkmate atheists


glitchwaveREDDIT

Atheists explaining how pussy isn't real because they've never seen one before


absinu

Yet another case of atheists getting obliterated


Rocky_the_one

If god exists, why doesn't he give me a girlfriend? Checkamate Believers


asian_canadian604

But why is Brian still an atheist? Checkmate!


Jaywalmoose

Lemme just become Christian real quick


ajn8304

how r u so wise .


B99fanboy

Dear Christians, I there's is only one god, why is more than one gods on family guy?


HowToBeReverseCarded

Dear Christians, If there is only one God, where is there a million different religions and books stating otherwise?


B99fanboy

I thought we're revolving around Family Guy.


DarthLttl

Fuck, I’ve been foiled


DwellsInTheSands

Because Family Guy is a fictional story, as is the bible. Counter that.


Justintimefordinner1

>Counter that. global offensive


WhereAdc

Dear religious people, If god was your creator, then why did he decide to soft reset the world with a flood checkmate religists (not a word, but go with it)


Project_Dumbass69

oh no Oh No OH NO HES RIGHT OMG


TheoneandonlyHenry

Yea he is in one. But not the others. Explain that God belivers


Curious_Brilliant410

R/theydidthemath


Dark_Voyager_V1

He's onto us bois, we gotta disappear! *MOVE MOVE MOVE*


DingDingDontCare

*hisses and burns in the light of truth*


Beetector

Seth MacFarlane is an Atheist who drew god and developed his character as a joke Checkmate person


Right-Fly-4096

As an atheist, you converted me into a theist


Mixtapeuniverse

I’m actually atheist and this made me chuckle


DwI6Dice

Well fuck


Dumb_Ass_Lesbian

oh lemme change religions real quick


PotatoStark

Shit u got me, I'm no longer an atheist, I am now a Satanist


i_need_lot_sleep

dudeeeee you're right... welp guess i gotta read the Bible or smth ice never done this before


xTeeJays

im converting


UncleBarrysdaddy

I am no longer atheist but instead an avid believer of the the force


cutelittlefox1

jedi force ....LESSS GOOO


atharva_bende

Oh shit. I am sorry i belive in jesus now.


DapperMayCry

I don't believe in him. I booed him at his little league game


Sad-Nobody

holy shit


miao704g

Oh fuck


ZucchiniOk2875

I belive in God When im flying in planes


pantsdude1007

"Hey God I know I haven't reached out in a while but..."


Misharko

But who says the guy in family guy is a true god and not a wizard ?


Isthisajojorefrence5

THATS IT I DONT BELIVE IN FAMILY GUY ANYMORE


barsonica

Dear Santa deniers, if Santa doesn't exist, how is he in Rise of the Guardians ? checkmate


Da-Real-God

Ha, gottem.


PineappleSquuid

As a Christian you have made me a Christian


gking407

strongest argument for religion i’ve ever seen lol


ethand2300

Hes on to us


Acceptable_Star189

SO LONG ATHEISTS


th3_1one_b0y

Dear christians. IF god did exist then why is satan the good one in the bible?


pantsdude1007

I'm curious now. What makes him the good one?


th3_1one_b0y

Well in the bible god wiped out humanity with a flood, but satan only killed around 6 people. Satan also punish the pedos and criminals but god makes humans. Get my drift?


pantsdude1007

Satan doesn't actually punish anyone. God separates those who have decided not to accept him from himself, which is the ultimate punishment, seeing as he is the source of all that's good. Other than that, you do make a point.


Oy_Franz

S*x on tv????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


TheProphetOfMusic

C-Cuz, um, because Family guy is a TV show!


pantsdude1007

You must be some kind of genius! I would NEVER have been able to figure that out myself. I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't pointed that out to me! Thank you so much!


TheProphetOfMusic

Well damn, y'all geniuses too apperently, with the stutter, the "um", I could not make it more obvious that I was joking around. But I guess I must take the L here, go ahead, so it, downvote this. I deserve it.


kim-jong-un-Supreme

Fuck family guy


Peanut_man213

Hmm, I think he was a actor


Ploly9vyq

Because Family Guy is fictional


Emperor_Of_Memes

Liar!


piefearion

You turned her against me!


JogJonsonTheMighty

You have done that yourself!


Th3D0m1n8r

I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!


LeslieChangedHerName

Sir please do not spread misinformation on this subreddit


I_am_depressed01

NO WAY? FR BRO. OMFG


LucDoesStuff

Don't believe him, he's lying


I_am_depressed01

Really? There are bad people around the world🤬🤬


Jqmezx

Me who gets called “The Christian White Boy” at school. Also I’ve never watched family guy so I don’t get this. And it’s not whether God does or doesn’t exist, it’s the faith in which you choose to believe. I believe in Christ and I will lead others to him.


ilikememes317

libs owned


jadenmilnesx1

guess im religious now


keermit19

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goat eem


That_oneannoying_kid

Jokes on you I’m a heathen


MapleSyrupAddict2006

What about agnostics?


QuetzalFan14

Yeah, but if he is there he still took my grandmother.


NomianExcelsior

Had me for a second lol


Bot-38

Full counter!


-Quexx-

NANI???????


lordoftowels

"It's very important that you get buried with a towel. Did they stop doing that?"


josamo8

Brian is an atheist despite literally meeting Jesus


Background_Drawing

If God doesnt exist Then why does it exist? Ha, gotem


TeamRocketScrub

In ‘A’ family guy episode? He’s seen in quite a few of em fam


El-Waffle

Brian is an athiest and he’s met Jesus personally multiple times, if he’s still an athiest then I sure as hell can be


PhantomRaider21

Because it’s family guy


Eh_Why_bother

Damn bro. Got me good


AdEastern4864

https://www.reddit.com/r/simulationstorys/ share your simulation or glitch in the matrix storys


alphabot45

Because its drawing, drawing no real


Artys_redditor9000

Isn’t there an episode in the simpsons where god appears too? And if there is you know it’s true because god is plagiarizing the Simpsons story line for real life


TSanther9047

Brain and god are both voiced by the same guy, (Seth McFarline, who voices several characters) yet Brian is an atheist and God is.. well, God.


Eak2552

Shit you’re right


[deleted]

I’m still said that Peter called my name dumb :(


vrodLRVM

Alright you got me there


Pizza_Rolls_AreBest

Well sh!t, you got me


No_Eggroll_4U

Also, if there’s no god, then who is Jesus’s dad? Gottem


Non-StopDisco

Almost showed my true intelligence (who knows, knows)


USSR_elriko

God has also a verified account on PH, checkmate


ApolloSky110

Family guy hired god to play as someone pretending to be god. Checkmate!


Lanky-Fondant9587

it'd be different if he were in the simpsons, the show that predicts all.


Manic_Mechanist

Shit man ig you got me there


Kraitii

SHIT


Smokey135

LOLL


Random_Slavic

fuck maybe i am not an atheist anymore


DEADMAN7858

O shit got me there im a goodagokuanimenarutoist now


Njadmessi11YT

Because that’s no god, that’s Ur mum


idontlastlng

i didnt watched that show


12l1l13

Jokes on u cuz i have no family checkmate followers


Standard_Ad6414

Shoot you got me


peterbro77

Damn it


Xtreme-7

Well boys we did it, atheism is no more


lamTheBoi

It seems today, that all you see


Haarunen

Damn, I never thought of that!


AnimeWatcher3344

Me who doesn't even know what atheist means


elitegamer686868

He is in several


Solareq

Time to go to church, I'll see all of y'all there!


rosepool2000

If god is real then why is Brian an Atheist... Chest Mate


DaGalaxy66

Chest mate :> lol


NotBuguaBruh

Shite, got me there


OutlandishnessDry826

What the....I'm not an atheist anymore


FreddieOnReddit

Holy shit you're right.


Tailstechnology4

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science


Blackcatblockingthem

Fuck, I'm gonna have to convert to religion


Elmo442

Shit, good that I'm catholic.


GameFlame101

Im a cristian now


AlphaWolfBark

Oh my god, I have been living lie all this time...


kimchiDawn

Welp guess im chirstian now


Egemen-Alkan

I believe in anime girls


WasDaDealDunny

Sir it’s actually the Simpsons


hermelinen

*christianity obtained*


The69thPerson

God is spiritual not in real life. Atheist gang am I right?


Puch_Hatza

“The only interesting thing about religion is how many people it’s slaughtered.”- Lemmy Kilmister


StRanGErDAnger890

Checkmate checkmaters


Creepermania2r

Satanist here Nice try lol


CallbyOnYT

He makes a good point, I think I may have to believe in god now


justbellaforshort

Shit. He figured it out!!


Holy_Terra_

Atheists were always cringe, no worrys


olader

damn guess im christian now


TheExplodingPie

Which God is he what religion should I follow because of it Check mate non atheists


MemeTheGod

petr famy ghy


Xalhazar

He was just a big fat phony.


Minecrafter1___

I'm no longer an atheist after this


epicgamers123

Fuck