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Mysterious-Gas1537

Ask she wants to hang out. Example, “we should hang out after this”. Say this after a good conversation with her.


Serious-Ad-8168

SHE LITERALLY DID THAT TO ME Æ I said yes, I tried to confirm by message, she still hasn't responded I am shitting myself


Doorknob_Licker2

rizzard of oz


Golden_Sand69

the rizzler


deleeuwlc

Leader of the rizzistance


Tas_ATM

bro is 15 and already has a degree on quantum rizzicks


box_studios

Bros litterly Rizzy Neutron


Puzzled-Monk9003

Yknow. I hate that I read that as as Jizzy Neutron


Country_Glider

There are no accidents


lotusandlocust

That’s a whole other kind of blast


MrSoulSlasher31

Imma read all rizz related text as jizz now thanks for the tip


RedKarma13

Me 2, seams like a good habit.


Gusthepieceofmustard

Rip van Rizz lives again


SP4C3_1

Rizzosaurus Rex


Ok-Crazy7838

Rizzenge of the rizz


Infamous-Bunch1719

bros the rizzard wizard


Lord_Of_Cringeness

Gordon Rizzly


James-And547

"And his name is Adolf Rizzler, doo doo doo doo"


UnhappyPotato42069

I’m German and approve this message


Accomplished_Sea_935

The rizzly bear


mushroommagnum

Otto von rizzmark lives!


Sure-Ad9633

Rizzly bear


thatsnostonks

Bro climbed Mount everizzt


YeppyNope

shit harder


AlphaDoge16

Alright bro after u finish hanging out ask her on a date. Also make sure to do something really fun so that she associates you with having fun, u also gotta have some physical contact. Nothing weird, just like tap her on the shoulder sometimes, hold her hand maybe, etc… also try and be spontaneous. Thats also good. After that if she says yes to going on a date, then after 2-3 dates ask her to be ur gf. Also if she says yes to a date then put your arm around her fs no matter the situation.


whaleswa7742

aurizzstic


Plazzy4765

Most people have a gizzard, but you, my Buddy pal friend amigo, have a rizzard


Ajiboy527

Go to the bathroom, pants are expensive now a days


CaptainMarJac

Good luck dude. DONT FUCK IT UP


Quartz_Y

Æ (proceeds to play JoJo music)


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Aiaiaaiaiaiaiaiaiaia8iiiiiiii *EPIC. MUSIC*


mulinakyy

Did she respond?


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

That shit was rizzy prizzy lemon sqrizzy


Icy-Wrongdoer7778

nah nah, be more confident. Say do you want to hang out after this?


[deleted]

Get off Reddit and ask her out


ZsoTa

I somehow read that ask spank her out


_Dark-Angel_19

He will get there eventually


ItsProTimeBro

Hopefully


idkidkidk8888

maybe you should also get off reddit


ZsoTa

Nah im fine


CarCrash23

Shoot Your fucking SHOT Remindme! 5 days This is your deadline


Equivalent-Ad-2670

Hamilton reference


CarCrash23

Im not actually referencing Hamilton,but I'm interested.Why do you think I am?


Equivalent-Ad-2670

It was a dumb joke Also "your shot"


CarCrash23

I still dont get it sorry


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

So there is this song from the musical Hamilton which is called "My Shot" and some of the lyrics are like "I am not throwin' away my shot" so that's probably the joke.


Equivalent-Ad-2670

idk


BlackBlizzard

Bro don't connect someone saying your shot as a Hamilton reference


Serious-Ad-8168

I killed her with my gun, did I win? (joke, fr tho I will try next week)


CarCrash23

Good,but the deadline still stands


Keeko_z

wake up


LowKeyATurkey

Snap back to reality


EnricoHere

Oop there goes gravity


Zaytoff

Oh there goes rabbit, he choked


Crescent_Moon734

He so mad but he wont give up that easy


ATVHunter

No he won't have it


serverscrashed-_-

he knows, his whole back’s to these ropes


Freezy31107

It don't matter he's dope


rarebread_human

He knows that but he's broke


[deleted]

[удалено]


Keeko_z

r/redditsings


rInForARoughRide

back into insanity


buttokborgor

Wont give up thateasy


Brandinfighter2

Grab your brush and put on a little makeup


UltraShadowMutant

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up


Brandinfighter2

Why'd ya leave the keys up on the table?


UltraShadowMutant

Here you go, create another fable


ATVHunter

You wanted to.


theunusual25

Do you remember? 21st night of september.


Rupertii

No but I remember the 11th one


Crimsoner

Of the 2001 year


[deleted]

Grab a brush, put on a bit of makeup { r/redditsings }


Paradox-Swift

You wanted to!


[deleted]

Hide the scars to fade away the shake up! (You wanted to)


ATVHunter

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table? (You wanted to)


thatsnostonks

*alarm noises*


Renville111

wake up to reality


smthidksmthidk

Saw her legs off


Stormtracker345

Caaaarl that kills people


jadovk

Underated comment


[deleted]

Jeezus


literallySomePerson

Marie!


IndividualYak7440

they're minerals


GORILLAPUSSYmaker

… there rocks Hank


Ghost_631

U are a menace


Sure-Ad9633

Hey some people aren’t into that stuff. Thats a little too kinky for a lot of people.


MOW1526

Only correct answer


Bubblegum7771

Ask her out its that simple lol


TecTiger

It’s Reddit we don’t do that here


Sure-Ad9633

This is a rare occurrence for redditors


-PatkaLopikju-

Yeah I literally said "I want to kiss you". We Redditors are not used to social interactions


BlackRooster2

Not simple


ShitwareEngineer

Something can be both simple and difficult.


Hollowontheoutsid3

Crush your crush’s skull in


TecTiger

Sounds reasonable


Sure-Ad9633

Thats murder Hollow, we don’t do that here.


Specialist-Ad3846

follow her home


Serious-Ad-8168

>Specialist-Ad3846 not you again


Specialist-Ad3846

do we know eachother


MatureBalak

What are those signs? I'm asking cuz guys nowadays think that if a girl calls them and talk to them about their wellbeing, she likes them.


Serious-Ad-8168

aw its genuine signs like holding my hands randomly and unexpectedly (she does not do that to anyone normally) n talking like we were best friends when we met like last weeks.


OrdinarySoftwareDev

seems like she really likes you ngl


Sure-Ad9633

Dude shoot your shot, you might not get another chance. You can do it, I believe in you!


DARKSTALKER30

hold her hand tightly . When she flirts , flirts back and brush her hair


yanonce

That may be true for some guys, but I’m seems like most (me included) don’t understand if someone is flirting with us until like 6 months later


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[удалено]


Unknown_Known_

Please get mental help. Please. I beg you.


AlexeiNR2

Huh, you got a chuckle out of me; unfortunately, IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64


Unknown_Known_

wut


FalconTheBerdo

He has his location and everything about him


AlexeiNR2

I had your pfp on my old account


BitcoinStonks123

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


deleeuwlc

Ayo Mista White! What we cookin?


Sure-Ad9633

Go. The. Fuck. To. Sleep.


Windermed

Persona fans when they see Aigis


macrohard_onfire2

Second toaster SCP just dropped


A_British_Villain

You don't need the word Date. You just need to take her somewhere. You could offer her to join you on a train ride to the city for instance. Also, try to lose a fortune on the stock market they ♥️ that.


appelsiinimehu1

Are you 100% sure, maybe she's just Canadian? Actually, pretend you don't notice it, wait for 3 months and you'll miss your chance. Then you can ask her out and find out she now has a crush on your best friend. She will the procced to mate with your bestie, and you'll end up depressed.


Cool_Ad_2386

This helped him 100% sure


appelsiinimehu1

Just telling my opinion, more ideas the merrier


[deleted]

Wtf


LegalLetterhead4344

Say hey wanna go out on a date , that simple


Serious-Ad-8168

bruh not this early on 💀


Silver_Profession_67

Take it from me don't wait to long, I did that and regretted it for a long time


Adventurous_Bank_380

a date is different than dating fam


Zenozoro

LISTEN TO ME ask her out, trust me. The same thing happened to me, but I waited too long. Turns out she did had a crush on me, but lost interest before I asked her. Don't let that happen. I got your back brother.


Dilophus2022

I wouldn’t know I’m in Outkast I’ve never gotten any bitches


Elopowod

That's not how you spell outcast 💀


Glichtrap_1983

They might be dyslexic, don’t make fun of them for spelling it wrong


Elopowod

Or maybe they're a fan of the band Outkast lol, I didn't want to make fun of them sorry if that came out wrong 😭


Glichtrap_1983

Nah it’s alright i think


Setaganga

Saw her legs off


MelMellon

Arson


Giovanni_Rosa_GDOG

She’s not, every girl trying to flirt is an experiment of the government. Girls are not real


itstheadmin

If she is flirting with you, she probably likes you. I suggest asking her out.


JuryThis2939

Get the new lego star wars AT-TE walker


ThePersonYouDontWant

dude theres a lag on reddit and everytime i click any post it redirects me to this post


Light_uchia34

Smash


Dynamite_Zero

Ask her out before she loses interest i was in the same situation but I waited too long and she lost interest in me before I asked don’t be like me take action


Smiles4YouRawrX3

-> active on 196 🤦‍♂️


Serious-Ad-8168

\-> active on 196 funny I got banned like 4 days ago i was going to post the same thing but turns out I was banned


Equivalent-Ad-2670

Send her futa porn


TheOnlyJoe_

What do you think?


HYDROSENIC

You're probably romanticising her actions. Tread carefully


weeb-trench

Some delusional shit


ObsiGamer

RemindMe! 7d


shurikien

Girls just flirt with u when they are bored


Destiny_Ocean

Don't ask her out *yet*


ClosetGamer19

shes just being friendly go back to bed m8


Serious-Ad-8168

idk but holding hands (Alot) and asking me out definitely seems like a bit more than friendship


Lumpyfoundation98889

Ask her out


crowbarinasciencelab

ask her out


crazy_1133

Honestly, just be bold and ask her about her feelings. Idk 💀


[deleted]

wake up bro


Pikaless225

Good luck.


No-Opposite-7161

No brainer tbh


Gayweirdgenshinsimp

Won’t pressure you but I suggest telling her.


RedFisher23

Ask her out. That is what I did.


hypersonicspeedster

Ask or pass that’s how I see it no matter what you do I don’t think it’s best to rely on Reddit for advice


Mort_is_a_sussyboi

You All ready screwed. up how do I know? Bc your asking reddit for relationship advice


bluecifer007

Askkk herr ouuuut!!! You got this!


shidposter2077

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!


LJChewieYT

CONFESS YOULL REGRET IT IF U DONT TRUST NE


Famous-Obligation-44

throw your rope @ her


buttokborgor

ask her out bro you got this.


MagicianDry8024

Ask her out


Incubus-femboy

Umm good luck I guess idfk


BookwormButNotAWorm

Stare into her eyes, challenging her, and see if she stares back.


JackdawMiles

Are you sure she's not just Canadian


Melodic_Elderberry52

!remind me 5 days


Barrel_rider48

You know what that means


TheDoomslayer69420

Wait until when you feel ready then ask


Good-Key2136

Either fuck her or admit to yourself that friends flirt with eachother all the time


EternalGomez

idk what friends i have but none of mine hold my hand randomly, ask me out, and flirt with me alot


YourTypicalSensei

he's literally me fr (i develop feelings for girls too easily and keep thinking that they're flirting on me when they actually aren't)


[deleted]

bro im fucking crying right now, there was this girl that a friend of my dad's brought to meet me and she at first looked at me funny but later on laughed at everything i said (a sign of interest) and after wondered if me and my family wanted to go to the beach, she lives towns away and I never saw her again :( I had my chance :(


Ok_Agent3420

How tf do you even know their signs


Trizon_XD

Tell HER you have a crush on her. Then ask if she likes you too. Now she will most likely say yes, if you believe she likes you back. Then tadaaah done.


naynaynaynaynaybor

go with the flow. seems like you guys vibe a lot from reading comments.


Professional_Box817

SEX NOW just say that to her always works lol


demidog05

Flirt back


Sure-Ad9633

I am experiencing the same thing as well, ironically. Except I don’t have a crush on her. Probably doesn’t help that I’ve literally rejected literally every girl thats tried to ask me out. I am a social facepalm.


RPG_2

Enjoy


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Ah. Pull the plug. "High School sweethearts" are just myths, not saying that dating her is a mistake but no long-term goal. Short-term take your shot but expect the split to happen by graduation.


Shinigam_i

At this point just shoot your shot dude


renaissancerose_

What signs is she showing?/Are you sure she's into you?


Historical-Cost7786

Rizzputin lover of the rizzian queen


Savverlite323

Make sure you got your feelings right because a crush can't be all the way love, it could only be like a fling. Don't aim on crushing, aim on looking for real love. And if you ignore her and yet she still love you, she has true feelings for you.


checoladowymoos

But are you sure?


TacosForBreakfast69

If it's so clear why do you have to ask 💀 These attention-seeking idiots smh


Taken_out_goose

!remindme 1 week


Theglassessid90

Here is what you do, flirt with her back, like a larger of flirting and let her make the first move and if it takes over 6 months then you make it


PublicIllustrator740

Shes from canada, shes just being friendly


Successful-Run-1414

When in doubt, kiss her. Dont be nervous, stay calm and just kiss her.