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ViperishCarrot

Your dad is a cultureless heathen that should dine on nought but grain and peas.


bellamicina

Now THAT'S what I call a proper insult.


BigBeagleEars

Hey! I can only afford to eat grain and peas if I want to have a juicy steak the first Sunday of every month


Anfie22

r/RareInsults


kelzoula

Damn.


mb7135

Looks like a good medium rare to me. Your dad is just a well done scallywag.


Legendarybbc15

>scallywag Can’t remember the last time I heard that term used lol


Jkoechling

Wanted to use "Jabroni" until I saw this


Skinnypike42

I’ve been calling people “bozos” lately. It’s my new thing


rock_flag_n_eagle

Whos this bozo implies that someone is not only a clown but a clown now one has heard of


KilnGrenade

This deep dive of the psychology of the term made me lol


Slamcockington

I've heard of bozo!


Mr_Abe_Froman

I can't believe that the Bozo Show/Bozo's Circus has been off the air since 2001.


Advantage_Loud

This is one of my favorite jokes haha


Beardamus

People might get confused with the clussy epidemic starting up


kwillich

"Hey McFly, you bozo, those boards don't work on water!" "Unless you got POWER! AAAHHAHAHAHAHA"


ElJayBe3

Jeff Bozos?


Most_Helicopter_4451

I grew up with my dad frothing at the mouth shouting that at people when he drove lol


IntelligentClient342

Was he high on cocaine ?


Ok-Swimming8024

Always sunny fan?


Skinnypike42

Very much so


Butterscotch_Few

I can't rlly use bozo since it means bitch in my language


lfisch4

That seems like even more reason you should be using it.


Levantus333

Georgian?


IntelligentClient342

Haha why not ?


Sl8terson

Bozo did the dub


kg7841

Easy Mac


ItzPayDay123

Same


Skinnypike42

Cool word!


AwkwardPoem666

I prefer my milk steak boiled over hard


hotsprings1234

Was gonna use "ninny muggins" until I read this


Teddy_Tickles

You keep saying this word, and it’s _awesome_.


jaytrade21

Jabroni is too harsh, it's OPs dad..Scallywag is perfect and non-threatening yet insulting at the same time....


MackumTheKnife

Here in Louisiana we say couyon (pronounced koo-yon)


Arretetonchar

That directly comes from the french "couillon", which we still use a lot in France. Glad you kept this one!


MackumTheKnife

Oh I didnt know that - they must've cajunized it down here


SolomonCRand

A scallywag is just an 18th century jabroni.


MrBurittoThePizza

I tend to call them J-Brones.


iHeartSpam671

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU SAW IT


Most_Helicopter_4451

Haha love that word


horner3509

It’s not a milk steak


prkr88

Or 'wassuk'


patosai3211

Jabroni. Cool word.


Most_Helicopter_4451

Steak scallywags are the worst lol


mb7135

Preach my dude or dudett.


Most_Helicopter_4451

🤘


CalyTones

We ask him politely, yet firmly, to leave.


EarlTheLiveCat

This is the only correct answer.


Glakos

This is the way.


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Billyg88

DRS your shares


perpetualmotionmachi

I tell you hwat


dirtyimbecile92

King of the hill 😂


NewPresWhoDis

And take his ketchup bottle with him.


CallidoraBlack

I think your dad doesn't know what raw means.


jesusisthatguy

Well he did have OP


[deleted]

lets not rule out an accident


Mech-lexic

Pulling out is the blue-steak of birth control.


[deleted]

Nah cause with a steak you can determine if you f'd up in the first 5 minutes, thats the difference in Walgreens and a clinic my friend.


Mech-lexic

Leaving it in is the steak tartare of birth control.


Jackof_All

Then I'm a blue-steak pro. 4 years, no accidents


TCrunaway

He’s the butchers baby


OzymandiasKoK

You can't get someone pregnant by peeing on them, no matter how many times you do it.


iwantanalias

Or milkman


putaaaan

My man, nice!


real_bk3k

Yes. It definitely was him and not the mailman.


OfreetiOfReddit

The mailman would still be his dad


usingastupidiphone

He tried ceviche sex


[deleted]

His wife was well done tho…


Mr_Funky_Britches

Your dad is raw.


foaming_infection

Your mom’s dad is raw.


BSchwem

Your sister’s mom’s dad is raw.


jncheese

Arnold Schwarzenegger once made a raw deal


BakedCheddar88

Your dad’s sister’s mom is raw


khandnalie

No, he was cremated. If anything, he's rather overdone.


Particular_Wasabi663

If someone doesn't like steak cooked to that temp, that's fine; but to call it raw is ~~completely~~ ignorant


3nd1ess

A good and reasonable response.


mellopax

I think the funniest thing I've had happen at a cookout related to done-ness is a guy (who probably wanted to impress everyone) who ordered his steak "with the heart still beating", but sent it back because it was bleeding.


askingforafriend1045

Would smash


Rooged

Does you dad put ketchup on his steaks?


Drewsco-

"How much ketchup does your dad put on his steaks?" FIFU


L4t3xs

> FTFY FTFY


MavinMarv

You know what actually goes well with steak if you can find a good Japanese steak house/hibachi that makes it well is Yum Yum/seafood sauce. When I was living in Melbourne, FL this place called Fujiyama’s had incredible yum yum sauce that I used to eat my steak with.


POCKET11

Try this, it's a duplicate icate of white sauce, I think that's what you're referring to: Japanese white sauce 1 1/4 cups mayonnaise 1/4 cup water 1 tablespoon melted butter*this is the secret, I don't know why it makes a difference but it does* 1 teaspoon tomato paste 1 teaspoon sugar 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon paprika*I feel like paprika is very subtle and if you don't have any it shouldn't be a big deal. Add cayenne pepper to taste if you want spicy version Make it at least one day ahead of time so all the flavors meld together. It'll last in your fridge as long as you would keep a jar of mayo or salad dressing. I'd say a few weeks, a month.


Pyratheon

You don't know why melted butter makes a difference? Boy howdy. Wait until you discover popcorn, (garlic) bread, and so many other things!


Ornery_Salaryman

That’s nearly perfect


JimCantCook

He was talking about the unmelted cheese on that potato you savage


Sparky_0313

Scrolled way too far for this. Also did he slice the cheese into carrot stick size on purpose?


stabbyphleb

That’s “rustic cut” shredded cheese


BluellaDeVille

Yeeeeahhh I got a real problem with the state of that cheese.


RecipeCurrent

Your dad is right that cheese looks like shit. And I’ve never seen a potato so small it makes shredded cheese look massive. You should be grateful he hasn’t disowned you. And the steak looks ok but you shouldn’t over cook it like that.


RexJoey1999

Seriously!


mtneer43

Is there a reason older people like well done steak? Genuinely curious because it’s a repeated thing I see with both my and my wife’s family.


Logizyme

Probably a somewhat justified fear of illness from undercooked grocery store steak and lack of information. I'm sure food handling, expiration monitoring, and more were not done as well 50 years ago as today.


wandering-monster

End-to-end cold storage is a modern miracle of infrastructure. Think about how much work, preparation, and organization it takes to move something like a steak hundreds of miles from farm to grocery store, without *ever* letting it get above 40°F or so. And yet in any random town you can get fresh, properly stored food without really worrying about it.


C_A_2E

Its also a bit of a modern nightmare. Cattle can be raised on poor producing land or land too rough to be efficiently farmed. Hauled hundreds of miles to a feed lot where byproducts of food production can be used to fatten them up. Then hauled hundreds of miles to one of a few slaughter plants large enough to process hundreds or thousands of cattle per day. Then hauled hundreds more miles in every direction. Almost every step of the way the process has been turned into a job that can be learned in a few days or weeks instead of supporting multiple viable small businesses. Now when one plant slows down because half their workers have covid or a piece of machinery is contaminated with ecoli a few million people are affected.


kelvin_bot

40°F is equivalent to 4°C, which is 277K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Cr3ox

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


snuupo

Good bot


damurph1914

That's exactly what it is. Long term conditioning is hard to overcome. My peeps still refuse to eat pork that has any pink at all.


sispbdfu

God. Both me and my husband suffered through our mom’s cooking pork chops til they were dry as shoe leather. They’re almost exactly the same age and it really is a product of the time - you didn’t fuck around with undercooked pork back then. Now? We cook chops/tenderloin to 138°f. It’s rosy pink in the middle, succulent and delicious! Who knew that pork chops didn’t require chewing for 10 mins!? Amazing stuff, ya’ll.


fattmann

> Who knew that pork chops didn’t require chewing for 10 mins!? Heck yes. Coworker of mine started a Berkshire hog farm. We get bone in chops ~1-1.5" thick, cook them to about 135F and let them carry over. Amazing.


sispbdfu

Happy cake day, friend! Also, I need a friend like yours.


mafa7

Don’t get me started on hard fried wings. Some people are conditioned to believe that juicy wings are undercooked wings.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Honestly I like my wings very well done. Super crispy on the outside, cooked thru inside. I know juicy wings aren’t undercooked but to me with the sauce plus the juice they’re just too wet and it’s a weird texture thing.


DrakonIL

I use the air fryer, gets them super crispy on the outside and still juicy inside. Magic.


rightbrace

Me: *cooks chicken properly* My family, leaving most of it on the bone: "idk it's a bit juicy..."


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Pork with some pink is delicious! I do see people eat rare pork and they get sick and they dont blame it on the cook of it


damurph1914

Yeah, I'll eat it with a little pink, but not rare.


Acrobatic-Poetry436

It’s fear of illness. The town my Dad grew up in had meat contamination several times when he was little, and so he grew up having to eat well done food so that’s what it should taste like to him. I’m in my mid twenties now but due to a large beef born illness outbreak I didn’t eat steak medium until college. When a friend of mine would take me to a French restaurant where little English was spoken so he’d order for me. Still can’t do medium rare myself because it tastes off, and I’m not alone most of my friend do medium as well. My brother actually went to a 3 star steakhouse and ordered it well done with ketchup because that’s all he’s ever known. At the end of the day it’s all preference but it’s interesting to think about what experiences shape preferences.


SnowHelpAtAll

I know my dad moved from medium rare to medium in the last few years. He says it's because he has a harder time chewing when it's rarer.


pomoh

I can’t speak for the rest of the world, but in the USA food options are significantly fancier than what the boomer and older generations grew up with. Many working class (most people) grew up with food that I could only describe as “simpleton cuisine”. Especially in small towns and especially amongst people who identify as conservative. ‘Eating out’ consisted of going to the local diner and ordering something like “bob’s special of the day: a breaded veal cutlet smothered in a sauce of velveeta and half-n-half”. Rare steak was something eaten by lawyers or big city people. I think the trend towards quality cuisine among everyday rural Americans started with Julia Child in the 60s and really took off around the turn of the millennium with artisanal & organic grocery stores.


1eris1

Anecdotal but I’ve heard that during the Great Depression families would purchase cheap “questionable” meat that they would burn to a crisp to ensure it was say to eat. The habit took hold and they passed it down to their children’.


cleverkname

Medium rare. Looks delicious to me.


CaMelGuY

That looks absolutely delicious!


BoardRyder202

Whoever cooked that knows what they’re doing! Looks like a perfect medium rare sear to me. If dad doesn’t want any, I’ll bring him some tendies and eat his steak.


_GzX

My dad only eats well done then proceeds to complain how nobody can ever cook it right cause it’s always too chewy. Then pours absurd amount of bbq sauce lol


Sidney216

Get a new dad


DezNuts305

Your Dad knows nothing, send him back to Dad School.


B_Fee

This implies his dad isn't his real dad. Which might be true.


DezNuts305

Someone call Maury, this is worth a special


danhaller28

Med rare


Nervous_Captain_7085

Looks perfect to me!


TheRealOgMark

That's not raw. That's perfect.


Itchy-Inflation-1600

That’s how I eat it and it ain’t raw


NoPerspective4168

Looks good to me and I don’t like raw


paper_cicada

Did you ask your dad politely, yet firmly to leave?


FilthyGrundle

Your dad likes bad steak, and that’s ok


TsurugiNoba

Throw out your dad and get a new one.


GrouchyPuppy

Raw cheese


CrimeandMedicine

Agreed, the only thing that makes sense here is if your dad was talking about the raw cheese


Pit-Smoker

Perfect.


frankingeneral

I feel sorry for your mom


fredbubbles

It may be time to ask him, kindly yet firmly, to leave.


basement-thug

Good thing you obviously didn't learn how to cook steaks from him. You can consume meat with color safely. Beef, chicken, pork.... you don't have to turn it solid brown/white throughout to enjoy it. The FDA has even lowered the safe internal temp for pork in recent years.


Chokesi

You mean, your ex-dad?


10000_things_zhi_mu

looks fuckin nice to me, bro


Midnight_Toker_1982

Not even close lol


GiftedDegenerate

Nothing more hand and hand than dads and sayin shit they got no idea about.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Your dad should order chicken instead


jdaburg

I feel bad for your dads steaks


JCF927

Your dad has no clue


Chrisjrugg

This is definitely not raw. My family is the same way, they think “a little pink in the middle” is rare but realistically it’s medium well.


Fosterchild56

I think it's impossible to tell the temp from that pic but it's definitely not raw


kingpin748

I'll eat his


LifelessRage

Sure it's raw let me take care of it lol


frankingeneral

If your dad thinks that’s raw he’s not welcome in my house…


enigmaticpeon

You sure he wasn’t talking about the cheese on the potato? Steak looks great.


mxbl54

Obviously not raw. Maybe show him raw?


rbankole

Yeah it’s medium-rare but I get what he means. I’m brown and people refer to me as black so…


GatuMaty

Depends, where’s you’re dad from ? And how old is he ? If he is Eastern European 40 or above. Then it’s raw is the way they were raised. Meat was cooked well done to make sure everything was dead (bacteria/parasite…)


JJonahJamesonSr

You could save money when your dad comes to visit and give him a cut from a piece of shoe leather, it’s about as tender as the way he likes steaks clearly


JimBones31

Well I thought you had French fries on your potato


mtnmanratchet

Does your dad use Ketchup to?


LagerHead

Get a paternity test.


microg-o-meter

For proper evaluation, you must mail the steak to me at you earliest convenience.


Mars_Bars69

Your dad must like chewing on hockey pucks


BlackDogOrangeCat

Not raw. Looks perfect to me.


Hobokusha

I say you're the man of the house now.


Jack3715

Wait - Is your dad my dad?


OnDaReg

Only the first pic is necessary


Winnardairshows

If a good veterinarian can’t save it, it’s overcooked.


HitShouse

Looks medium rare-medium from the first pic. Rate or raw will be a cold and red center.


TriNel81

Looks perfect, but there are better ways to grate cheese other than a hatchet.


L1Wanderer

It’s literally perfect. I’m sorry your parents made you eat leather growing up


Pieter8720

Well, my dad likes his steak more done than me. When I cook for him, I make sure he has his steak how he enjoys it. I’m cooking for my guests, not myself or the illusion of perfection of others… But, your steak looks good to me!


TJ902

Ask him politely but firmly to leave


CityWeasel

Raw and steak can mean a lot of things. That cheddar baked potato is definitely raw though.


entechad

Your dad and my dad shouldn’t eat steaks


Bomm007

I think you need a new dad


sillys0d

Get a new dad is what I say


bereved

That's a medium rare so perfect that it couldn't be more tender if I beat your dad over the head with it


ACM3333

I’m more concerned about those big chunks of cold cheese on the bake potato


ApophisRises

This looks Damn good, that's what I think.


SolomonCRand

If that’s raw, you can call me ODB


EqualLong143

Medium rare.


Several-Economics682

You dad is a Philistine who probably put ketchup on a steak.


coralreefer69

I’d say that’s perfect


CaptainofFTST

Next time make sure he gets chicken!


mrjager666

Looks perfect, add two poached eggs and breakfast is served


Tobias---Funke

Red is raw, pink is perfect.


thisisnitmyname

Looks as tender as pot stew. And yeah it med-rare.


devinecomedian

Ask to be emancipated and/or get a child divorce.


bigbass777

Lol 2k upvotes and 700 comments in 7hrs? We get a lot of pics like this so tht shows how scrumbdidlyumptous yours looks buddy.


redricklou

Send him information on Steak Tar Tar, the evidence of beef being safe to consume when prepared responsibly is there, even if the steak was ACTUALLY raw.


Grantsdale

Get a new dad.


jedicms

Not raw, looks perfect!


becheezyman

Perfect for me


pCykou

THAT IS A FUCKIN BEAUT


lickmybrian

Your dads raw


josevale

After that comment I’d serve him pork chops next meal. 😄


jojobubbles

All due respect. Your dad sounds like he calls it rare if there's ANY red.


Zachisawinner

MRare to rare at most. And I don’t even eat steak. Certainly not raw. Get your dad an internal temp next time and call it a day.


cayce_leighann

I’d say it’s definitely rare


marcdel_

that fuckin cheese is raw


Rynie21

It's perfect.


DirtyRickShow

The potatoes look slightly raw, but that steak is perfect. 😋


[deleted]

nah, you’re good