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Daleeroo

OH COME ON! NUTE GUNRAY?!??!


gamesandspace

Rip for you lol


wookiecharmander

You get a few seconds of life lol


Honest_Concentrate85

Does he come with a droid army


BloodredHanded

No amount of battle droids will stop Vader


Honest_Concentrate85

All they need to do is stall him for 3 min


Nixter295

Yeah, even Vader couldn’t have gone trough thousands upon thousands of battle droids inn less than 3 minutes.


Rock-it1

It will be over quick. Unless Vader wants you to suffer, in which case it may never end. So anyway, yeah.


HQ-Flexo

He won’t do shit😂


potato_and_fries

Do we get there resources too cause otherwise we are royally screwed


Ceslas

September. Hey, if Obi can protect Leia, I'll be just fine.


Legitimate-Maybe2134

Like he protected Padme?


Sandman1278

Can't protect her from sadness


Shit_all_Taken

Sandness*


babadybooey

Oh my God it was the sand all along


BlackbeltJedi

"It's ok Padme, we'll go inside and talk about this. I love you, and....wait. is that SAND. Do you have SAND ON YOU. YOU BROUGHT THE SAND HERE TO KILL ME."


history_nerd92

Padme: *pocket sand*


Overall-Ad-3543

:0 padme turned mustafar into tatooine. Hot and with sand


Cigar_Beetle

Sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.


elegylegacy

Sadme


Sp00nySp00nicus

Damn Owen, chill.


odiethethird

Nobody in that series has a single molecule of chill


soupsporker

Too soon


Gunpowder_1000

Dude we’re not just gonna live, we’re gonna win, this is ep3 kenobi, he’s in his prime, he’s about to go for the head this time


Purple-Orange-Juice

I love being on the winning team


ThatDude8129

Same bro. Better break out the popcorn too. It will be a battle for the ages.


Purple-Orange-Juice

I get the feeling OP might have been born in September


MagmaFist492

Indeed. By the end of this, Darth Vader would need someone to protect him


Eoflynn97

I’m safe with obi-wan


luigi_8491

Vader probably won't kill Padmé- if he is not angry. or in his anger, he will kill her...


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

But he isn't trying to kill Padme, he's trying to kill *you*.


luigi_8491

she's going to save me right? so if Vader wants to kill me, he should kill Padme first.


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

Or he just force pushes Padme to the side with one hand while he force chokes you with the other. He isn't going to kill Padme (probably) but she isn't capable of stopping him either.


Charming-Mixture-356

I don’t think she has to physically stop him. Her appearance would likely take precedence over literally any other motivation he has. She would be the ultimate distraction and could distract him for like, bare minimum a decade.


Assassin_843

May are f*cked


LichGodX

Yeah I'm already digging my grave.


Zack-of-all-trades

I don't even have time to dig my grave. They wouldn't last 3 seconds let alone 3 minutes.


PokeCraft117

Same here my dude


LeGuruKID

Yep we may dudes are dead. But we might be able to get them to call some droidekas. They are no match for Droidekas.


SaltyPirate42

My lord is that….. legal


random_sociopath

I'll lightsaber myself.


Stalin6989

Same


Yellow_Elmo

Yeah, MAY the force be with you my ass


otter_boom

Ha! 🏆 here the only trophy I can give you.


Nicktheduck

I read this as "MAY the force be up my ass", and fucking lost it 😂😂😂


RedPixel1239

Nah Rune and Nute got this.


Luxara-VI

As a kid they were my favorite characters


Kettrickenisabadass

Tell me. I am writing my will asap


DarthCakeN7

Yeah, it’s quite the choice to have one month not even be a debate. Almost makes me wonder if they hate someone born in May.


NeverGonnaTellALi3

Depends. If they can call a droid army that would probably keep Vader busy for 3 minutes.


Assassin_843

Theyr total cowards, they'll just offer you to him in return for their life


ResidentBackground35

I mean he might also kill them first, giving you a few seconds more of sweet sweet life. Maybe convince Vader to play with his food first, you might make it past the 3 min deadline.


NotUpInHurr

Yea, like literally every other one could at least buy me a few seconds, but these two are just worthless. Feels very biased lol


Eggsbenedict16

Yup I’m calling the funeral home already


RatzMand0

if you aren't in the bottom row you are fucked.


SN4K3H34D5014

Rex can defend you


Trucodulce22

Can he really?


Assassin_843

November 🥳


TheBlackDevil_0955

December.... I'll be needing popcorn but i'll live


ampersAndy_here

Same here. I've brought some snacks XD


Acrobatic-Scratch-43

Yay! December gang


Aliamus

I'll bring the drinks.


Defender2-5

I’ll bring Sabacc


CT-08-1217

I’ll bring holo chess


tomatotheguy747

I’ll bring comfy sofa


Fandom_surviver

I’ll bring the blue milk


Limarafael_

I’ll bring death sticks


kuros_overkill

I'm going to go home and re-think my life....


IIIXeroIII

I’ll bring the chance die


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

It’s called Dejarik, I think.


Hello0608

hello there


Endertazer6802

General Kenobi


Kuiper_Kai

You are a bold one


Legendary_Tomato_

December gang lets go


JodieWhittakerisBae

People born in December: This is where the fun begins.


N1ghtmere_

Plot twist, Luke pussies out and stabs the person born in December instead because he had a weird dream.


JodieWhittakerisBae

Skywalkers and their dreams, always lead to catastrophe.


Lagunacell

December ftw, we more than fine


Upbeat-Fan-6156

Same


OmegaBoi420

Cad Bane. Am I safe? I only ask because I’m not the most well versed in his history


KrazyMonqui

Cad Bane to fight Vader, ehhhh not really good chances. However, there is a very high chance Vader offers a large sum to turn you over and since Bane is a notorious bounty hunter, you may be fucked lol


Darth-Yslink

But that'd take more than 3 minutes right?


KrazyMonqui

Ehhhhhhhhh maybe?? Lol


cpupett

Damn imperials and their paperwork!


Boring-Mushroom-6374

If Vader doesn't go with the force immediately, Cad could likely hold out long enough. He's kind of like a Star Wars Batman/Deathstroke. Your biggest concern would be if Vader decides to offer him a bounty for your head instead.


OmegaBoi420

Thanks. If the bounty was big enough, I figured that’s what would happen. Hondo is still my man since he has some sense of camaraderie with people and I would make him my friend instantly lol


catkraze

Cad Bane might be able to hold off Vader for 3 minutes if you stayed on the move and let him distract Vader while you got some distance. He has special prosthetics specifically to make him immune to force choke, and he specialized in hunting Jedi. Vader is powerful, but Bane could hold him off for 3 minutes if you straight up booked it far away from Vader and let Bane do his job. As for those saying that Vader could buy you off of Bane, the question says that Bane *has* to protect you. The way it's phrased, I'm going to say that he cannot be convinced to sell you out. This is a question purely about how long the defender can hold out. 3 minutes? Bane would probably die, but he might be able to buy you 3 minutes.


Vexed_Badger

True, and Bane's a professional with his own (very cold) code of honor. Selling people out doesn't seem in his character.


SpoderJedi

me seeing i got Obi Wan: * visible happiness *


SirGrinson

Same


AussieBossie24

I’d say I’m quite safe. I’ve got Padme so I’ll probably just be a third wheel for the 3 minutes


Padme-Bot

I Call It Aggressive Negotiations.


AussieBossie24

Having sex with Anakin?


Sandman1278

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


0KelpShake0

(◠‿◕)


Jonny-Holiday

Oh dear, Mr. *Sand*man, you are either very fucked or very lucky, if your sand doesn't send him into a dark side rage he will avoid you like you're rough, irritating, and getting everywhere.


Moonduderyan

Ew necrophilia


Walathaa

He was sliced in half though


CableAskani41

If they do it the Mormon way you can jump on the bed for them.


WeRip

this is that shit that has me returning to this site everyday


The_Reborn_Forge

This is actually the most interesting scenario I literally see Vader locking up full stop if she starts to cry.


codeIMperfect

Yeah same here, the negotiations will be long this time I guess...I hope


indonerd

I got Cal. I have a chance of surviving, but it's not looking that good.


Thin_Routine8655

He survived longer than 3 minutes in the game. I think you’re safe


Rexbob44

Yes but that was him running away he has to actually protect you from Vader.


Maul_Bot

Run if you want… or stay and die… it makes no difference to me.


A_Unique_Nobody

Such devastation, this was *not* my intention


IIIXeroIII

We’ll see how strong he gets in survivor. Might be able to survive then.


GoBrowns123

I think he’s gunna get a nice bump in power level. I’m so pumped for that game!


russiatoast

You would be wise to surrender


TheBestPartylizard

yeah...... probably


Mechakoopa

Everything about that ending sequence in that game was *amazing*


Nick2the4reaper7

I just love the terrifying stark comparison between the powers you've slowly gained and mastered over the course of the game next to the massively overwhelming force of Darth Vader sending someone flying with a light flick of the wrist, grabbing you with no resistance, and just casually tearing the fortress apart around him. And it's not like Cal is weak, he's a badass compared to most random Jedi his age. It really goes to show just how absurdly wide the gap is between the average Jedi Knight and Anakin Skywalker.


HQ-Flexo

I’m there wit ya but I’d say we’re good under the right circumstances


PrimalNecrozma

I've got the bad batch. Might last a bit longer because it takes longer to kill more people.


KrazyMonqui

Facts, if the challenge was to beat Vader, we'd be fucked. But survive for 3 mins? We got a good chance


legoSheevPalpatine

Me and Cal will be sprinting for our lives


Phantom7926

Cal- ‘I don’t have to outrun Vader, I just have to outrun you’


CoveredInScarsbutOK

June checking in. I’m gonna die. 🤷🏼


Successful-Cause-135

Finnaly another June let’s go me and u are the only ones I’ve seen but anyways we could run while Rex brings back vaders memories so he could distract.


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

You just gotta last 3 minutes, I’m sure Rex can cause 3 minutes worth of PTSD to Anakin.


CoveredInScarsbutOK

This is my favorite scenario. I appreciate the laugh, thank you.


CptRhysDaniels

We'll be fine. Rex will distract Vader or hold him off pretty easily. He's the best of the clones.


QuantomField

June checking in. Yeah we're screwed, but at least we go down with a legend.


saucierstone

Also June but cannot run I’ll sacrifice myself for youse lmao


MRLEGOLOVER

I mean,Rex might distract Vader


DeDrawingDino1842

They do have history together and 3 mins is not that long of a time that you have to last so i bet you would have a decent chance.


Antares777

Three minutes is a MASSIVE amount of time in a fight though.


CoveredInScarsbutOK

I agree. People are really underestimating how long of a period of time three minutes is, if you’re fearing for your life. Considering the only chance I have of survival is a non force sensitive clone—who Vader might destroy out of pure Vader rage, isn’t reassuring. No amount of “talking to him” is gonna save me from a Sith Lord.


Antares777

Yeah they should remember how long 60 seconds feels at a red light or when you’re standing in front of the microwave lol. Iirc wrestling rounds are two minutes long as well, and I can say from experience, it goes by fast when you’re outmatched but when you’re struggling and fighting? It’s an eternity.


AstronomerSenior4236

Rex is probably the smartest of the Clones, has extensive history working with Vader as his second in command (knows his tactics and such), and generally might be able to distract or set up an ambush for Vader for 3 minutes.


KrazyMonqui

True, but this is under the assumption that Rex knows Vader is Anakin. Remember, very few people know Vaders identity and even fewer of them are rebels


AstronomerSenior4236

Vader absolutely knows Rex though, and it’s not unlikely Rex found out considering how close he was with Anakin. Hell, even things like style of walking might tip Rex off, they knew each other that well.


KrazyMonqui

Again, all true. But take the Rebels series for example. It took Ahsoka months of research and a face to face confrontation for her to confirm Vaders identity. What's to say Rex has the same moment of "I can't believe it, Skywalker would never turn!" Before Vader cuts him down? Point is, while I'm sure Rex can figure out Vaders identity, will he accept it and THEN find a way to beat him before Vader win? Ehhhhh idk about that


gamingboy2003

Ahsoka. I think I should be good


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Have a little faith.


AussieBossie24

They do


not_a__badboy

Dutch, is that you?


A_consumer_of_tea

Sorry but he's on vacation in Tahiti


Rocketboosters

How long did her dual with vader last in rebels because from what I remember it wasn't too long


ReiBob

Bout three fiddy


Tfsz0719

Well, it was about that time that I notice that Togruta was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic Era. I said, "Dammit monster! You stop bugging my younglings now! We work for our credits in this house and we don't give credits away!"


Ash_06_

Ayo I'm fucked Din djarin couldn't defend me from vader


EL-rochi74

I believe he could parry one hit. Fly with the jet pack then be pulled down and choked


Rock-it1

Vader would crush him in his beskar like a tin can.


Meraere

Do we know if pure beskar beskar'gam has force nulling effects or was that EU stuff?


ubermidget1

I don't think it was force nulling in the EU fluff, just tough enough to resist lightsabers. Vader could still force choke mandos with beskar armour.


YoungYoda711

But you misunderstand, he has literal plot armour


Ash_06_

Lmao #BESKAR LEVEL PLOT ARMOUR


YoungYoda711

Plot armour that attracts blaster bolts and lets him survive getting ran through a fucking building apparently


GeeseHammer

Love the man but there’s no chance for us


Ash_06_

Yes, there is no way for us ;-;


Hello0608

this is not the way


Ill-Analyst1162

He could hold him off for a bit or maybe help u escape but yeah vader would end him


Ash_06_

Maybe he could give me a headstart and hold vader for as long as he could (before he perishes that is)


altmodisch

Vader could just choke him to death.


veggiebuilder

September, october and december you definitely safe (not saying they beat Vader but they can hold him off for 3 mins no doubt). Most others are pretty screwed but if for 3 mins you could argue some bounty hunters you'd stand some degree of a chance though I doubt it.


Thin_Routine8655

I like what your saying. Also the only ones we have seen in screen are those 3 you said plus march. I could be wrong if there are any others. If I am tell me


Assassin_843

We've seen most fight a jedi at some point so it's safe to say 3 mins is OK


WorldsWeakestMan

I would say July has a better shot than October, they did manage to beat Palpatine and can make out with each other to revive after all.


anna-nomally12

I would just explain to Vader who they are and he would stop trying to kill me to watch in horror as his grandson made out with palp’s granddaughter.


Marco-Oplo

Pretty sure that would just fuel his hatred


HIMP_Dahak_172291

Yeah, just because the movies werent very good doesnt make the characters pushovers. Vader might beat them but it will take longer than 3 minutes. Watching him in kenobi was just beautiful. Want Vader show. Hard to do because he is a horrific space nazi, but damn can he fight.


12DollarsHighFive

I'm not only alive, I also have the high ground


B4RCODE2

Lady Tano yeeeess!!!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Good thing I know you don’t mean everything you say.


Hylian_Shieldmaiden

Good bot


twistedcain614

Yeah I think that we will make it lol


CheeseKiller66

She'll live for at least 3 minutes, just barely though


cypher645

September should be ok


8Bit_Jesus

December! I'm fine, by the point Luke's like that, Vader's dead. I win by default!


JesusSavesForHalf

Even before that, he lasts way longer than three minutes. ... Ask his sister.


KeyOptimal

Cal had to *run* from him 💀


salkin_reslif_97

How long can a fully-bescar-boy last against a powerfull cyber-sith-lord?


hsfilgueiras

*snaps neck under neath the armor*


Tub_of_jam66

I have a feeling he wouldn’t be able to fight Vader but he could get you away safely and protect you from him that way


Jagermeister4

Luke Skywalker killed like 20 of those super robots with ease while Mando barely survived against 1. Luke would destroy Mando and Luke I think would be similar in power to Darth. So I dont think Mando stands much of a chance against Darth. But his plot armor would probably prevent Darth from instantly choking him to death and give you guys a chance to run away.


TheChainLink2

Boba and Fennec vs Vader would be an interesting matchup for sure. I'd say I have a fair shot.


SirGrinson

I mean, doesn't Boba fight Vader solo at some point and earn his respect from that encounter?


CrypticHunter37

Thats legends and he doesn't really beat him, just very successfully runs away.


Gameman525

The goal is to stall him for 3 minutes we aight


DarzArrow

Yoo february gang!


GioDioJoJo

I got padme....he's either gonna get mad and kill us Or break down


Multiverser2022

Cad Bane, I like my chances. Unless Vader offers him an award for my head.


geo1106

I'm cad bane and I'm not entirely sure if we would survive...


[deleted]

3 minutes, if he has prep time we can make it...anything more we all die pretty painful deaths. :*)


geo1106

Your correct


BobGoo1

Rey and Kylo? Yeah they definitively have it for at least 3 minutes


Darksereth

Plot armour best armour.


Iritre1

Kylo is kinda blind when fighting, we are fucked


Aziraphel

Kylo wouldn't fight his idol. Luckily Rey has awesome plot armor.


Strange_Cloud_4643

It depends. Kylo would if he thought he was being manipulated. Rey would just because she wants to be left to do as she damned well pleases, and Vader can't abide people doing as they please. As evil as he is, he believes in order and the rule of law.


Tfsz0719

Plot twist: Vader stops fighting. Pauses. He excitedly shouts “I HAVE A GRANDSON?!?!? THIS IS WONDERFUL!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!!!” He energetically runs in the other direction. In the distance a faint “HEY EVERYONE! HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? I’M A GRANDFATHER!!! WOO-HOO!!” is heard.


Lord_of_Forks

Palpatine! I have a grandson and you have a granddaughter!


brockhampstanl

we have just seen kenobi stomping vader so...


Aldrakev

i get mando


Theonetospendmoney

Bro I got padme 💀


HighLord_Uther

**laughs in September**


SpicyFilet

Lol December? I'm good.


Elegant-Passage-195

I got December! Let's go!