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BobbyGabagool

I dunno even tho Michael J Fox is playing QB for the saints I just don’t trust Miami -3. Spam the over fur shur.


Leggo_my_eggo1990

😂


Independent_Form_349

Dolphins first half -5.5 +125 Dolphins 3rd qtr -145 Dolphins live -13.5 -205 Dolphins to win both halfs YES +265 Jayleen waddle over 65.5 Receiving yards -110 Jayleen waddle over 65.5 and 1 or more TD +200 Saints to score 0 TouchDowns +500 Everything I placed paid


BigDon_Don

Nice!


nonresponsive

Sometimes you look at a line and you're not sure if it's a bait. This game felt like the 49ers vs Packers last year. Backup QB, some injuries. Line was pretty close I think. Glad to not get burnt for once.


BobbyGabagool

Was there a 4th string QB starting in the 49ers/Packers game last year?


Vander_chill

He got sacked 8 times, but not because he was new. It was the OL that sucked ass, they were depleted.


BigDon_Don

Dolphins -3.5 ✅ cowboys game made me bitch out from betting under


skillz305

Phins -3.5 +102 ezzzz


Iittlebits

Hit both of my bets..the only sour note being Waddle couldn’t drag my fantasy team to the championship lol Miami -4 live U40.5


cabo_szabo

Hell yeah I hit that under at the same time as you, just after Miami went up 10-0. It looked like the game was gonna end maybe 10-3 after that. Was shocked that the totals was so high


BigEBrowne

Needed 4 more yards out of kamara


BobbyGabagool

I’m done betting Kamara after he didn’t cover when they blew out Tampa Bay.


Notyalawyer

I still cant believe he even broke 50... 3rd and 20 with a 19 yard run. They never saw it coming and neither did we.


Pulp_Ficti0n

Shit won me $150. Unbelievable.


J0e517

Miami Under bayyybeee


PM_ME_UPLIFTINGSTUFF

Fuck. This game was unwatchable. Flores is the biggest punk bitch ever. Pathetic coach.


oneboxatatime18

Why?


PM_ME_UPLIFTINGSTUFF

Fuck. This game was unwatchable. Flores is the biggest punk bitch ever. Pathetic coach.


onelessplease

Brian Flores is a pussy ass coach tbh. This could’ve been a blowout like yesterday if he had any balls to call an actual good game


oneboxatatime18

Why?


pachauaia

So whos getting fucked on this drive


gslime

Gimme that 🗑 td need o27.5


jwillow92

Brian Flores conservative ass play calling


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TacosAnTequila

No what feels almost as good as winning a bet? Not placing a bet you wanted to and the hypothetical bet (that you didn't make) not hitting. Feels good


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Or KNOWING how to spell


Vander_chill

Or noone noticing when you misspell


FlippingAtx

Need over 9.5 4th to win parlay


[deleted]

How is it Parker has 0 yards?? What a disaster this game was.


Notyalawyer

Every saints offensive stat was garbage


Ok_Air_5750

Bet Unders!


onelessplease

I need a Miami FG and another choked Ian Book drive to hit the MIA -17.5 and the under


oneboxatatime18

Crazy to bet on anything before kickoff this year.


pachauaia

Idk mia -3.5 was pretty easy


Life_King

If you bet against every team starting a backup QB this year about 20% of the time it would be "easy" and the other 80% of the time you would have lost.


Lolfasho69420

Okay what does your math say about 4th string rookies


EGSurvivor

> team starting a backup QB Big difference between a normal backup QB and a 4th string rookie 4th rounder having his first start with 3/5 starting OL out against the most blitz heavy defense in the NFL.


Life_King

I get it, but people say this every time about every backup QB situation a team is in that they're doomed for one reason or the other. And very often it ends up being not correct. That's why I typically either just take the guaranteed profit like tonight having both teams at plus money or try to middle both spreads pre covid and post covid news. Can't get screwed over that way. If you took the Raiders spread last week post QB news you got fucked for example, if you took it before the news on who their QB would be you won.


oneboxatatime18

Wasn't talking in absolutes, just making a point about COVID and how so much can change.


pachauaia

Yah i know but i think you meant to say not to be on teams that are dealing with covid, which is fair considering the pathetic performance the chargers put on


PM_ME_UPLIFTINGSTUFF

congrats under bettors.


Iittlebits

Under bettors letting a sigh of relief go on that reversal lol


newark05

Book doesn't want to hurt his pass % by throwing away. Gotta respect it


3rdMorrisTwin

man I thought Kamara was gonna lose 3 yards for a second 😂


djny2mm

SAME take him out lmao


Notyalawyer

That would have caused FD Twitter to light up lol


trxxonu

Ian brooks is going to need a lot of icy hot after tonight


limlimit

Should have picked another career instead of trying out for NFL. So obvious he doesn't have what it takes to be legit NFL QB.


Smuek

He’s making $1M a year to not play. Well after tonight one game. He’d be stupid to not be a backup as long as possible.


Cultural_Kick

Lol he’s a rookie with a few days to prepare. Tom Brady was shut out last week and he’s a goat QB


Dxguy2001

This book kid is going to have PTSD forever after this game. I feel bad for him


3rdMorrisTwin

man this is hard to watch


MyRealestName

The saints playcalling is atrocious. 20 yard run by Kamara so let’s follow it up with 5 pass plays. Miami -2.5 was the easiest money all week.


RascalRibs

Yea.. none of it really made sense.


mc_lean10

Did Ian Book fuck one of the lineman’s wife or something???


djny2mm

ALVIN KAMARA


Notyalawyer

Kamara breaks 50! FD boost hits


m3096

Kamara and waddle over 50 each ✅


jeric13xd

#TAKE AK OUT FD boost cashed already 😂


Yarrrr54

Holy fuck, he got 50 yards! 5 more yards and the barstool +2600 parlay hits


3rdMorrisTwin

i’m hype


3rdMorrisTwin

Kamara & Waddle over 50 yards cashes!


Expensive_Actuary754

We’re not getting a Alvin kamara TD guys.


runswithtrees717

Duhhhhh


Kaboom619

Lets fucking gooooo miami team total over 19.5!!!


DaNorris1221

Alright, a Garbage Time 40 yard TD from Kamara would be lovely right now.


Dxguy2001

That would be amazing!


runswithtrees717

https://imgur.com/a/lbfxurO 👀 👀 👀


LexiBelleisagoddess

Congrats!


Lolfasho69420

Congrats, second was this live? I had -13.5 for +300 tf...,,


runswithtrees717

Naw pre game


oneboxatatime18

Ballsy.


pachauaia

Buddy theres still time on the clock


runswithtrees717

Look guy I’m just saying look at the possibility idc if I lose I was guessing


justoinstinct4

Why in the blue hell would u post this


runswithtrees717

Cause I’m bout to win!!!!! Duh!!!!!!


djny2mm

Love the confidence gl bro 🤛


guapgetta61

Worst Monday night game in recent memory


runswithtrees717

Not if ur winning money


batastil

4th and 1 and you pass with a struggling rookie QB when you have two of the hardest running backs in the game? Sean Payton is smarter than everyone but not really.


Independent_Form_349

Saints amount of TD 0 +500 still alive


zamboni_19

I feel bad for Ian Book. Receivers out here running routes at half speed. Already giving up.


limlimit

Don't. He is a bust. He doesn't have a career in NFL. He is better off coaching in high school or being analyst on ESPN.


scottay91

Holy shit peytons play calling is straight shit tonight. Fucking use Kamara


grayshirt108

fr tf they doing


3rdMorrisTwin

what a terrible play call. 4th and 1 with Kamara and you pass it??? thank God I bet on the Dolphins


Dxguy2001

So I’ve been strolling down memory lane lately and have been watching Brett Favre highlights from 2009. I’m shocked to see how different the game is today from back then from a penalty perspective. Watching some games from 2009 I was convinced there would have been a 100 penalties called if the game was being played today. I miss the old days 😔


oneboxatatime18

Did the same not too long ago And thought the exact same thing.


Dxguy2001

Crazy right? That was only 12 years ago lol


Yarrrr54

Just need a 3TD 4th quarter for a big day. I think I'm gonna go buy some lottery tickets, those have better odds


Benaox79

Four fingers up. Let's close this out fins!


AutistLeader

made all my money back and more on betting punt every drive


SgtApache

Username checks out. - Great work!


AutistLeader

im retarded 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


-Carbon-

Need one more tua TD


onelessplease

You guys think under 28 hits?


Ds052189

Think it will be 30 or so. Sanders gets another fg and Saints get td.


celj1234

Yes


essdii-

Thank you waddle. 500 dollars in bets all look like busts except the waddle atts. Which puts me 122 positive tonight. Kamara scores and then it’ll be half a weekly paycheck in a night. Let’s goooo


Dxguy2001

Ok kamara I now give you permission to score a TD lol


RascalRibs

No chance he scores a TD lol


Dxguy2001

They failed to use him effectively tonight, such a shame


RascalRibs

Yea.. i had a feeling they would do that. The smart play would be to use one of the best dual threat backs in the league to ease this untested QB into the game.


Dxguy2001

Then again I should have known the dolphins would be throwing everything at stopping kamara but Damn Payton made it super easy for them to do so


RascalRibs

They certainly stacked the box... but you have to get creative. Kamara is an excellent receiving back.


Dxguy2001

Have they even tried a screen pass to him yet?


PaintedParadise

That makes too much sense for modern day nfl coaches


RascalRibs

Yea, I've noticed that the coaching this year seems questionable at best. Maybe related to health and safety protocols?


Pittysoul

Now Dolphins, plz kill the time by running with the ball!!!


BigDon_Don

A flea flicker! 🙏 that the saints don’t score


RascalRibs

They won't.


BigDon_Don

I doubt their offense will but their defense definitely can


Benaox79

Post Malone drinks jagermeister? Lol. Had no idea.


Dxguy2001

Dude drinks everything lol literally


pachauaia

Doubling down on next score fg


Benaox79

Waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle.


AbradoIf_Lincler

Imagine having the best receiving back in football and refusing to throw to him, especially when you have a rookie QB. Fuck Sean Payton, guy is an idiot.


batastil

Payton has always been bad. Drew made him look good for sure.


RascalRibs

Yea. It's kind of mine boggling. I took the unders on Kamara though.


Dxguy2001

Stupid question but if someone (me) bet no touchdown scorer in the ATTS section does the defensive TD make it a losing bet? Edit: I lose anyway now but wanna know for future reference


Darkszizor

yes bc defensive/sd td scorer is always an option


Vegetable_Body_8065

Usually the defense is an option with those kinds of bets so yeah


RascalRibs

Yes, because defensive td is an option.


Dxguy2001

Thank you 🙏


pachauaia

Dont worry it lost either way


Dxguy2001

It was a nice run but I’m pretty sure the defensive TD killed it anyways


pachauaia

Honestly dont hate that bet tho despite the L


Dxguy2001

It was worth a sprinkle lol


1-luv

LFG. More nfl merch for me. GG


celj1234

Gesicki get me 16 yards please


monacelli

Dolphins need to put some fuckin' points on the board before the Saints pull off the movie-like comeback just like every other MNF game.


1-luv

Game over, 28 just killed Saints morale.


limlimit

Ian Book is a bust. Glad I didn't put any money on this game.


celj1234

Bust? He was drafted to be a career backup lmao


limlimit

Well I saw all the posts about how he can have a good career in NFL and how people were talking about how he can be serviceable QB in the future. Of course, those are the people who have bet slips on Saints ML lol.


Benaox79

Why not challenge that your player committed a PI? He caught it regardless, ball don't lie.


hogfan10

Helluva throw and catch. How tf was it not called for pass interference too though?!?! Refs are a joke


Dxguy2001

Refs have the under 100%


Vegetable_Body_8065

Along with probably 80% of the public. Zebras just trying to help us out a little.


Dxguy2001

That Holding call on Miami at the end of the second half was SUS af


Dxguy2001

That’s a catch right?


Weird_Platform8908

yes


Dxguy2001

What a pass!! 😳😳😳


1-luv

Tua is begging for a pick 6. What a shit offense.


MyRealestName

What lol


1-luv

Bruv, that deep pass was the only thing all game.


jay2491

If you bet dolphins i think you gotta live bet saints with the points could easily hit both


1-luv

RIP anyone who had the over.


Ok-Accountant-6308

Put a flower on my casket


1-luv

Flowers and a few sprinkles of piss.


AutistLeader

the retard needs to stop trying to run


RascalRibs

What else should he do? Zero protection.


scottay91

Oof book reads the field like he’s blind folded


RascalRibs

He has no time to read anything. That pocket collapses on every play.


RastaYang

Watching the dolphins play with a lead is awful. They play the most conservative, slow paced style offense I’ve ever seen when they are up. And that’s why they always lose it or play one score games.


Unique_Ad3340

Only a matter of time LFG Saints


v87-

These Clowns Miami really declined the holding call?


celj1234

It was illegal formation


fly_or_die

I shouldn't have bet on the dolphins. Forgot they are the dolphins when all is said and done


jteta12

More like they remembered they are the Dolphins.


pachauaia

Why is next score fg +money


celj1234

Prob bc the saints will be going for TD and Miami looks clueless


pachauaia

Im so tempted to hammer it. I dont see either team scoring a td unless its on defense


v87-

What are the Dolphins doing?


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jteta12

Lol what


binhdoingit

pls I just want one kamara TD


RascalRibs

Saints aren't scoring a TD today lol. Kamara has no room to work with. Dolphins can continue to stack the box. Wasn't even on the field this drive.


Cultural_Kick

1-2 83-52.


J0e517

How we feeling Miami + Under. One more half to go! BOL


Aggravating_Zebra_83

Did some teasers on this + parlays with the Under. Also not to mentioned saints player props to go under


J0e517

Nice, that’s what my bet was Miami + 3 43.5 U teaser


Square-Johnson

My pic was -2.5 under Mia


kickflipsandbiscuits

Waddle +64.5 was a lock 👌👍


1-luv

No wonder americans suck at soccer. Wide open goal and they still miss.


senortiz

FG kicking is way harder than soccer. Its not even close. There's only 25 good FG kickers in the world for a reason.


1-luv

Youre funny. Soccer has someone literally standing there waiting to block plus defenders. Field goals just takes good aim.


senortiz

Oh yeah why aren't there more people willing to make millions by being a Kicker then? And what are you talking about? There are 11 men trying to do whatever they can to block your kick. Not only that you have to kick the ball high enough to reach over 8 feet tall. Just watch college football and you will see how hard it is. There's hubdreds of people who can get a free 150,000 dollar education just for being able to consistently kick over 35 yards and they still can't.


1-luv

Because most americans suck at kicking a ball. Its easier to carry a ball or catch it.


djny2mm

Ha you don’t think the entire other team trying to block the kick counts in the NFL


1-luv

Do you know how hard that is to do? Probably less than 10 all season.


djny2mm

do you really not think the defense is in the way of the offense scoring a field goal


1-luv

You lost me yoda.