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Mantacreep995

Man kennts nicht anders von epic games


Quinten_MC

Oh oh let me try my German. Man knows nothing else from epic games. Although I'm not sure of the knows. Could be expects.


Mantacreep995

In english it would mean something like "Who would expect something different from epic games?" It is not an accurate translation but idk how i would say it in english Edit: I mean my translation is not accurate


WildDangerousDuck

Doch it is


Mantacreep995

Von der meinung her schon, aber wenn man es richtig übersetzten will, ist es falsch da ich es als frage übersetzt hab


NotPandaMack

Genau! Wo von Deutschland bist du?


Mantacreep995

Bayern


NichtTanteturner

Bayern ist aber nicht Deutschland


NotPandaMack

Ich bin aus Munich und Hungen


DerEchteCedric

Man with one „n“ is the you in English, but well done


EiinEiinhorn

Nah its not "you" in general, its "you" when talking indirectly: "You wouldn't expect anything else from Epic." -> "man" "Do you celebrate April 20th?" -> "du"


entropicdrift

Ah, okay, so it's also roughly the same as saying "One wouldn't expect anything else from Epic"


StuntHacks

It's exactly that


scaredbysarcasm

Yep, both pretty much sare sibstitute word to encompas a ny singar person


MCBeathoven

Sorry?


Beerbeisser

Ameisen in den Fingern.


scaredbysarcasm

Oh god looks like a had a stroke yesterday, granted I wrote that shortly after I woke up


MCBeathoven

Glad you recovered so soon :)


scaredbysarcasm

Not an actual stroke (sorry if I gave you that impression). More like the stuff on r/ihadastroke


DerEchteCedric

Yeah, that’s what I meant


Taurenz

Why did you choose Hitler's birthday?


EiinEiinhorn

I primarily thought of 420 tbh. Funny enough its also my birthday, my grandpas birthday, and hitle... ***wait***


robbynab

Du und dein Opa sind Hitler konfirmiert.


Sirens_Of_Robloxia

damn April 20th is rlly close to my bday


gabriel_GAGRA

Eu não tenho a menor ideia do que vocês tão falando, mas vou entrar na brincadeira


EiinEiinhorn

Vou apenas fingir que compreendi inteiramente o que disse, e assim responderei também em português.


GustavoKunn

r/suddenlycaralho


Quinten_MC

Thanks!


Marrrkkkk

It would be "one" in english


DerEchteCedric

I think One and You have pretty much the same meaning when talking indirectly and it was the first thing that came to my mind trying to explain it


consti_p

One would expect nothing else from epic games. Would ve the most accurate translation


CrazyGaming312

Honestly probably an issue within the PC itself, not Epic Games.


Mantacreep995

I know, it was more like a joke because epic games often has some errors and it is also no secret that it is a bad launcher


996forever

My biggest issue is lack of a cart


Rafalsitar

You know the download is good when it literally goes back in time


--DoReFuckMi--

But if it goes back, doesn't that mean you gotta wait longer for the game?


Rafalsitar

No, i don't think so


--DoReFuckMi--

Ya but if you go back in time, wouldnt that be undoing the time it took to install, so it's then reversed


Rafalsitar

Yeah that makes sense


Etendo_

Bro check mal deine Leitung durch


Nvenom8

Anweisungen waren unklar. Phallus steckt im Deckenventilator fest.


Etendo_

Schnipp schnapp Schnidel ab


flying-cunt-of-chaos

That can’t be a real sentence


fluxaboo

You'd be surprised.


Yathosse

snip snap willie gone


Etendo_

German is a fun language


Feuwu

It is. Ich grüße meine deutschen/österreichischen/schweizer Brüder, Schwestern und andere Geschwister


Etendo_

Grüße aus Österreich zurück an alle


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Bambusleitung


Etendo_

Wie bei nintendo


PalaceSwitcher

I also download all my files in square waves.


Cyber3x

it's all byte signals


Smifel

1.97 mbs das widerspiegelt das Deutsche Internet


LordRetroX

Ist es wirklich so schlimm? Ich selbst habe 20-22 mbs auf dem Land und nie wirklich Probleme mit Telekom gehabt.


LukiThePlayer

ich habe meistens so 4-6 mbs


hamisbae

ich habe immer noch 250KB/s...pls end me


sirSosig

I don't speak your language but i understand this conversation so imma be here in finland downloading games wit dat great speed of 18KB/S.... Yes that is actually how bad our internet is


Zefrem23

Helsinki or more provincial? I remember one of the very first FTP sites I connected to back in 1991 was Oulu.fi....


Necozuru

And i sitting here in austria where many smal villages get good internet (my village also) with 500mb/s


S0TrAiNs

Laughs in 1gb/sec


BusFan10

This can't be real.


S0TrAiNs

Did you consider that download rate is shown as Mbit/sec or in my situation 1GBit? You need 8 Bit for a Byte, so my downloadrate is 125Mbyte/sec. I am not Downloading a whole gigabyte in a second, rather in 8


sirSosig

i live in porvoo


Zefrem23

Wow your town is gorgeous 🤩


ScarVite

Wohne in nem dorf und hab Gigabit


eniksteemaen

Dito


Itzska08

Ich hab auf dem Land fast 50 im Download und 15 im Upload. Was ist denn bei euch los


SiBloGaming

Kupferkabel


Itzska08

Jup


man_xn_the_mxxn

Ich wohne in einer Kleinstadt in Brandenburg und bekomme 1 gb/s


Itzska08

Es scheint im Osten generell schneller zu sein


BxyXeno

ich hab auch 4-6mbps und ich wohne in der stadt


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Die Geier von neben an verbrennen unser Internet auf Netflix


RubbelDieKatz94

Ich wohn auch bei dir nebenan und lass CyberGhost den ganzen Tag saugen. Muahahahaaa


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Mal sehen wer lacht wenn ich morgen schon um 13:50 statt um 14:00 Rasen Nähe HAAAA


Smifel

Ich selber habe Glaßfaser und eine Download Geschwindigkeit von 17mb/s (mein Vater sieht es nicht ein mehr fürs Internet zu zahlen) aber mein kumpel der in der Innenstadt lebt hat eine gesdhwindigkeit von 1.6 mb/s es ist echt schlimm in Deutschland. Und bei der Busfahrt zur meiner Schule die in der Nachbarstadt ist sind 3 Funk Löcher.


pr0g404

1 Gigabit goes brrr


yachu_fe

Geht so, kommt auf die Region an. Allerdings hatte ich in Rumänien, wo uns regelmäßig Pferdekutschen auf der Straße entgegengekommen sind, besseres Internet als hier. Vor Allem das mobile Netz war beeindruckend. Ziemlich flächendeckend und schnell, davon kann man hier nur träumen. Aber die wirkliche Katastrophe sind ja die Preise. Die Telekom verlangt hier um die 50-60€ im Monat für 250K, während man in den meisten anderen europäischen Ländern nur einen Bruchteil davon zahlt - in der Regel auch für höhere Geschwindigkeiten. In Deutschland findet man das mittelmäßigste Internet für den schäbigsten Preis. Zum Großteil bin ich eigentlich mehr oder weniger zufrieden mit meiner Leitung aber wenn man sich im internationalen Vergleich die Geschwindigkeiten anschaut ist man erst ein wenig enttäuscht und wenn man dann die Preise sieht, kommt man sich einfach nur noch verarscht vor. Selbst wenn man das Preisniveau mit einbezieht geht die Rechnung bei weitem nicht auf.


Mr-Game-Videos

Ich hab eine 1G Leitung und das kommt auch an. Kann nicht verstehen dass so viele Leute Probleme mit dem Internet haben. Kann aber auch daran liegen dass ich in einer Stadt lebe.


Smifel

Nun ja theoretisch könnten wir auch 1GB haben, aber mein Vater ist nicht mal bereit für 250mb zu zahlen. Mein kumpel der lebt in der selben Stadt, aber bei ihn kommen nur 16mb an nicht mehr. Kommt an den Kabel und Umgebung an.


ichmaggoogle

Kurze Zeitreise eingelegt?


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Das Spiel war so scheiße dass epic games bei der Hälfte Nope gesagt hat


Timestatic

Deutsches Wort wird im Bild angezeigt Alle Deutschen: Beschlagnahmt die Kommentare


eppic123

>Deutsches Word wird im Bild angezeigt Die Überschrift reicht sogar schon, um OP als deutsch zu identifizieren.


Burasta

Ja, vielleicht für Deutscher*innen. Als Amerikaner habe ich gedacht "Nicer than what?" Sofort danach hab ich die große Buchstabe bemerkt und nur dann an deutsch gedacht hab. Also, ja, aber es ist noch ein bisschen geheimnisvolle.


Timestatic

Hab’s korrigiert :P


Hanz-_-

Ein Land, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion !


HUITIO

Ahja


LordSteiny

jemand hat sich frostpunk für gratis gegönnt


TheNightJackal

I thought those were Biggabytes instead of Bytes


Glacialso

Is frostpunk worth downloading?


youneedananswer

Personally I enjoyed it. Nothing groundbreaking, but it's fun for a while.


Alaclavaca

I love it. The music is a delight but some of the noises make you think stuff is constantly going wrong (which it most likely is) Plus, you can literally be a mirror image of hitler if you’d like…


Binary_Omlet

Did you stream Tenet recently?


Owenjk04

I would check ur epic install to make sure it’s not corrupted


Taminsos

Das ist das Karma, dafür das du das Gratis.Spiel runterlädtst.


Timestatic

Steam ist besser das weiß jeder


kevincox_ca

This reminds me of Google's internal monitoring graphs. Google uses the `America/Los_Angeles` timezone for their production timezone. The old monitoring solution would draw graphs like this when the time jumped back an hour. It would draw a line backwards and then draw a second line over the hour. (The new monitoring solution draws a single line but the time axis goes 03:00, 04:00, 04:00, 05:00)


Carvinrawks

This is not a function


JNSStudios_YT

We have Quantum Computers, now we have Quantum Hard Drives.


Namyts

The real software gore is how Epic Games Launcher downloads will destroy your SSD


herausragende_seite

Is that a thing? Do you have a source?


Namyts

No source to hand, but I believe it to be the case. You can also look at the insanely high, and constant write speed whenever you install anything. It shouldn’t be as high as it is… unless it’s reporting incorrect figures


Awsomeedv

You probably mean installation ones. But ssd's don't care about the speed. They care about how many times a cell has been rewriten


herausragende_seite

I am downloading control rn and looking at my write speed of 530MB/s vs download of 5.9MB/s constantly. You're right. Something is off here Edit: check out your task manager while downloading. It's much more alligned with my download speed than what epic is showing.


the_harakiwi

Depends on how the game/launcher creates files. Usually a download writes every x amount of data to your drive. BUT this might cause a problem if other downloads are filling the drive. So how does one avoid that problem and lots of users calling your software bad because it can't fix a full hard drive (aka a user error): easy! pre-allocation. The game allocates the space it requires to download the files and writes in the blank temp-files with data that's currently downloaded. That's how your drive can write at 100% usage without any data being downloaded.


dustojnikhummer

Don't forget it is also decompressing on the fly


herausragende_seite

That's the CPU's task I think.


dustojnikhummer

And where is it stored after it is decompressed?


herausragende_seite

On the SSD. It won't be put there at a higher rate than what it's downloaded at though.


dustojnikhummer

> It won't be put there at a higher rate than what it's downloaded at though. You do realize what compression is, right?


herausragende_seite

Yeah you're right. Doubt it'll be compressed by a factor of 100 lol. 5MB to 500MB is a little much.


TenSnakesAndACat

idk what u mean, mines lookin good


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Ah Good think i don’t have an ssd


Barattolo_Sensei

Kartoffel?


ImageJPEG

Potato!


Truman996

1.97 MB/s? *Cries in 700 KB/s at max*


_Luccy_

Is it just me or is that launcher literal trash


[deleted]

Not very epic for epic to do.


Afriendlygingerbread

This is why I don't trust Epic Games.


EyesLikeAShitHawk

Bro fuck the epic games launcher


mattamatrow

Sorry I don’t speak Dutch


DieRoteHandSpandaus

It’s German


mattamatrow

Dat had ik totaal niet door! Edit: groetjes van de buren!


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Grüße zurück!


justini2005

its german, not dutch. there is a clear difference between german and dutch


BfreakingD

kranka


Tempixgames

This pretty much descripes my wifi


TheMageLord

What happened to the write speed hahaha


scnottaken

I like how a speed went UP TO 0B/s


ATcat-pl

You aren't the only one.


Feed_me_straws

We’re going back Marty! Back to the future!


Awsomeedv

1.97mb/s now that's the real tragedy here


throwaway8567489

r/foundthegerman


Marvinx1806

Once, my internet was not working and steam told me that the download will take "more than a year". I know, thats nothing special but I kind of found it to be funny.


eskaneo

[Inch bin unkomfortabel](https://ibb.co/Wcm0jMn)


TurboWafflz

Epic's download thing is completely broken, for me it says 0 B/s if downloading at less than 1 MB/s and the end of the graphs constantly vibrate


nekololigirl

i cannot understand this comment section


dustojnikhummer

EGS has been broken since they put Control as a free game.


Jannis_Hensel

Frostpunk oder?


thorjr07

the reason its going backwards is because it missed a part of the download so it was rewinding


Lu1435_Jade

Kinda like the meme Upgrade Go back I said go back


sngr4sball23

I’m so glad so many people know German considering I was born in Germany. Also, guten tag!


cellurist

i love it when it turns back 180 degrees and did the funny


la_mega_papa

Hey ho took a screenshot of my pc


vacunas

Epic


ElysiumXIII

Don't ask why but I chuckled seeing "7.95gb von 9.45gb". My brain -- oh yeah.


vetabol

When your internet runs out so you go back in time to finish downloading


Garlic-OS

That definitely doesn't pass the vertical line test


lucassjrp2000

NOW THIS IS EPIC


takenfaith

It was playing geometry dash and forgot it was not playing geometry dash anymore


Dreadedwavesofsins

I barely understand this. Here’s why: Ich Sprache nicht so gut Deutsch.


Ok-Gift7434

Das sieht wie Berlin netz aus! Looks like Berliner internet!


smpark12

I did enough German duolingo to be able to read lesen and schreiben wow


XFX1270

Squarewave downloads!


A_Random_Lantern

I think I accidentally set my reddit to German


NekoMango

the bar be like " ok I will go down here, no wait, go back


JohnnyH2000

**r/fuckepic wants to know your location** Edit: also ayyy frostpunk


BigMood42069

frostpunk actually goes kinda hard ngl, great game


mineralwasser08

Stabil brudi


Undercoverdog___

Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt im Besitz der BRD


epicfire77

Did u accidentally time travel


Ullip64

When the post has something german in it. The German people: "Diese Kommentarsektion gehört nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland."


floodyboii

cant beat cyberpunk 2077


FetusDeletus_E

I do not know much about computers and stuff, but that doesn't seem right


Scriptian77

Wait, graphs are not supposed to look like that?


Arandomcaleb

Lines funni


Hot-Low-513

How are you allowed to post that but not me i can't post anything???


BezugssystemCH1903

Data limit reached and you had to give back some bytes?


Rzgar67

lol


senpaiisthebestboi

The first one and last one didn't feel so good..